Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else I mention ok.

Lil: hey everybody its me lil here and with one crazy spark

Spark: hot wings yummy ^-^

All: O.o

Y.Bakura: are we still hunting tea huh cause im getting annoyed

Spark: not for a while cause we are gonna tell what the fuck we did on Christmas vacation.

Kaiba: noooooooooo not that shit I still have bad images in my head

Mokuba: common Seto it was just a game ^-^.

Yami: a funny ass game at that ^_^

Mai: ok enough lets tell the readers so we don't give out anything

Bakura: awww Mai

Yugi: oh yea malik is still a chibi so we now call him chibi malik at the moment.

Malik: (still chibi) don't forget the cameos (special guests)

Y. Malik: true true

Lil: shut up and lets go with the damn story!!!!! .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(at lil's house)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lil: hoeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! spark don't steal the sugar I need it to make sweets.

Spark: (in ninja suit) never muhahahahahahahaha.

Lil: you leave me no choice (grabs phone) hello speedys wings in need you to bring me a big ass bucket of hot wings. I don't care how much it is put it on seto kaiba's account.

Kalitra: that's a lot of money don't ya think?

Lil: it's the only way to keep her quiet for a few hours.

Chibi Malik: cookies I wanna cookie gimme cookie now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kalitra: ever since Honda turned him into a chibi its been hell for the last couple of days and months.

Chibi Malik: ooooooooooo kalitwa said bad word.

Kalitra: why you little..

Chibi Malik: waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Dong

Lil: thank god who is it?

Speedys Deilevery

Lil: oh my god is Sepiroth from final fantasy 7.

Kailtra: isn't he the one who killed arieth.

Lil: yup but now its all coming together.

Sepiroth: huh

Kalitra and lil: (grabs Sepiroth) come in wont ya

Sepiroth: (tied to a chair) ahhhh ill get you two for this.

Lil: nope your just perfect bait to bring out my friend spark.

Sepiroth: what is she crazy

Chibi malik: yup she stoles sugar to eat.

Lil: ooook everyone man your battle stations.

Spark: *sniff sniff* it smells like hot wings yay

Kalitra: she's almost there

Spark: wow that's one big ass hot wings and what's this, its sepiroth yay!!!! ^_^

Chibi malik: now pull the lever.

*Cage falls on spark*

Spark: let me go right now

Lil: give back the damn sugar now

Chibi malik: yea

Kailtra: hurry sepiroth cant handle a lot of this

Sepiroth: must leave this mad house

Lil: shut up you baka!!!!!!!

Spark: ok ill tell you in the closet there's a secret passageway to the sugar in the closet ok so touch any thing or you will see the hell in me.

Lil: ok ok ^-^'

*In Sparks room*

Kailtra: wow this is whoa

Lil: yup spark stole a lot of posters of malik, kaiba, y.malik, bakura, and y.bakura

Chibi malik: oooo look its me but bigggggggg I wanna be big again

Lil: this is the closet (opens it) grab a bucket yall

All: ok

* walks in passage way*

lil: wow how much did she steal to make it look like this.

Kalitra: damn

Chibi Malik: its like a gold mine but with sugar.

Lil: hoeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something's moving in the sugar.

Kalitra: (grabs mallet) what ever it is I got it.

*Pow bam crack* Chibi Malik: look who it is

Lil: its Y.bakura, Kaiba, and Y.Malik

Kaiba: need air

Y.bakura: need food

Y.malik: need bathroom

Chibi Malik: oooooo big crazy me yay

Y.Malik: oh crap

Lil: how did you get here I thought you went tree cutting with the others

Kaiba: we did go with them but we forgot the axe at home so we drove back but the all of a sudden I saw spark and blacked out.

Y.Malik: true and we found our self's here in the sugar mines

Y. Bakura: what are you all doing here?

Lil: getting sugar what else.

Kalitra: ok no fighting lets get the sugar and go

Chibi Malik: lets go everyone

All: yay

*1 hour later*

Spark: weeeeeee so that's were I put you guys, now I have sepiroth and added him to the Bishonen list.

Lil: well cookies are done and stuff and we have nothing better to do so lets try to find the others and help with the tree

Sepiroth: whatever it takes to get out of this mad house

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*At the tree lot*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Honda: are you sure this is the place mokuba?

Mokuba: yup this is the place my friend told me or I hope so

Jounochi: who ever your pal is they told you a weird place to cut trees

Yami: I think so where is the manager of this place it says do not cross

Mai: maybe so or it's a prank the owner is playing]

Bakura: oh well lets get the tree and run

*lil and gang come out of the car*

Lil: hi guys what's with all the stalling get the tree

Spark: oooh get this one this one please *points to a apple tree*

All: ^_^' um.spark that's an apple tree

Spark: sooooo I happen to like apple sauce with my hot wings

Mai: gross *throws up in a corner*

Jounochi: careful mai don't ruin your makeup

Kalitra: we have a guest here's sepeiroth

Seperioth: noooooooooo the evil crazy bitches

Kalitra & lil: were not crazy you moron

Chibi Malik: ooooooooooo more bad words

*hears a gun shot*

Some dude: GET OUT OF MY LAND *shoots at random*

Everybody: ahhhhhhhhhhhh

To be continued!??!?!?

An: well like my story so far ok so Christmas ended a long time ago so there's the holiday spirit in all of us I think ^-^

Yugi: so hey Read and Review ok pewees

Chibi Malik: hey im the kawaii one here

Y.malik: need anti chibi spray fast life has been hell.

Bakura: R&R