Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else I mention or characters and items that I use in this fic. I'm really broke cause all my money was spent playing DDR weeee

Lil: hello their everyone, welcome to another installment of remember Christmas past/hell currently spark is having a bishounen spree ^-^'

Spark: yay bishounen me so happy *hugs kaiba, and the others*

Kaiba: im dying here O.O

Chibi Malik: now you know how I felt

Kalitra: its not over yet *gives chibi malik a hug*

Chibi Malik: x_x help im dying

Lil: that's how its supposed to feel duh

Chibi malik: well sowwy

Spark: well why don't we get this party started ok *pulls out a tree with decorations*

Mai: where did you get the tree?

Spark: well when the guy was shooting at random I snuck around and cut the tree.

Honda: *looks at axe* well you damaged our only axe

Lil: its ok we can get new ones their only 1dollar

Jounochi: really where?

Yami: the dollar tree store of course that's where they bought your birthday present

Jounochi: really so that's why those sneakers lasted for a week

Mai: you too better buy me something expensive for my birthday and Christmas gifts

Lil: yami first you ruin everyone's birthday place and now Christmas.

Kalitra: yah whats wrong with you!!! *Whacks yami with a mallet* Yami: x_x ouch what did you do that for huh!!!

Kalitra: you need to learn your lesson

Yugi: yami got an ouches hahaha

Yami: silence you

Kaiba: geez when you both fight its interesting

Mokuba: why do you say that kaba-san?

Kaiba: cause I said so ok and what's with the san part?

Malik: well you see lil and spark are taking Japanese class and well their teaching it to mokuba

Mokuba: hai ^-^

Mai: Jounochi-kun anata wa kawaii

Jounochi: what??

Bakura: she said your cutie Jounochi

Yami bakura: yup you dimwit

Honda: hey jounochi still has half of his brain left

Mai: more like 20 percent

Kaiba: no wait its 15 percent left

*Everyone argues about jounochi's brain size and how much is left*

lil: this is fun *grabs a camcorder*

Spark: everybody shut up we need to get this party started.

*All stop talking*

lil: fine lets go shopping *grabs car keys* whose coming with me

Mai: I know I am I have a huge shopping spree to do *brings out a list of never ending pages*

Lil: why the list Mai-san you almost have everything you want in your room event the new styles from Paris France!

Spark: look who's talking Lil you still have your list and mine that's why we shop this Christmas.

Yami: *looks at his list* who to give presents to lets see here aha! *Mumbles and writes things on list*

Yugi: yami-kun what are you mumbling about?

Jounochi: yah Yami what's up with you and the list are you giving everyone a gift?

Yami: silence im gonna give everyone a gift cause I just saved up enough money to afford everyone gifts this year

Yugi: I liked your homemade gifts

Honda: I didn't I got a toothpick statue of me

Mokuba: hey what you guys talking about here?

Bakura: I overheard that they are talking about what to give everyone for Christmas and yamis homemade gifts last year

Mokuba: oh ok hey yami next time when you try to make something ask us for help *holds up a tattered scarf*

Yami: why do I have people hate me about my homemade gifts isn't there anyone who like my gifts!!!!

Bakura: well I have to admit I really like the socks you made *holds up socks*

Lil: and this picture frame that you made me ^_^

Yami: that's nice to hear but this time im gonna give you guys the best gifts you got ever!!!!

Chibi Malik: *hiding behind a plant* hehehe sure you will yami just you might have some accidents on the way *laughs insanely*

Kalitra: *with a camcorder* this is too kawaii to pass up

Chibi Malik: whose there? *Looks around*

Kalitra: *hides behind couch* hope he didn't see me there and I think its time for his nap time

Chibi Malik: nooo its 12:00 its time for my...N.A.P

Kalitra: that's the word I wanted to hear *pops out from couch*

Chibi Malik: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the nap anything but that!!!

Y.malik: you gonna need it all you've been doing is bitching around and spying on people especially the girls

Y.bakura: yah those are our jobs except we don't spy on girls that's jounochi's job

Jounochi: hey just because I have a passion you don't use me as a scapegoat.*realizes what he was saying* uh oh

Mai: you what . you pervert

Yugi: ooo jounochi is in trouble he got caught by Mai

Kaiba: don't look so innocent yugi you were part of jounochis group too looking at mai and the girls here

Chibi malik: muhahahahaha you got caught by kaiba

Kalitra: all right partys over *grabs chibi malik*

Chibi Malik: nooooooooooo *struggles in kalitra's arms*

Mai: that's the least of our problems

To be continued.

An: well that was part two of the oddness wait till the story continues

Yugi; I was framed I tell you please believe me help me my fan girls

Bakura: oook well I say read and review ok

Yugi: I wassssssssss framed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!