Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh I wish I did but all my money went to DDR and Anime DVD's got to see anime ^_^

Lil: hello everyone *waves at everyone wearing a judge outfit* welcome to our Christmas special, while everyone here is stuffed with eggnog were having a trial to prove if yugi is innocent or not. So sit back relax and have some eggnog or some other type of drink.

Spark: hey I get to be a bailiff cool with my own gun *laughs insanely*

Everyone: spookayyyyyyyyyyy O.O

Chibi malik: whose my lawyer, huh tell me cause im to young to defend myself unless.

Kalitra: ill be the jury ^_^

Yami: umm I don't think so kalitra

Kalitra: why

Mai: cause you love chibi malik soo much

Yugi: (comes out in a prisoners outfit with hand cuffs) I was framed I tell you my fan girls where are you when I need you

Jounochi: getting a little kinky are with these handcuffs this I like

Mai: pervert *hits jounochi with mallet*

Lil: by order of my giant headache here I declare Chibi malik guilty of all pervert charges court dismissed boy I need an aspirin.

Bakura: *hanging Christmas lights* yami bakura help me please

Y. Bakura: the day I help you or anyone else is when I become nice and wear a pink dress with high heals

Bakura: I bet that you will help some one and I will win 50 dollars from you

Y. Bakura: fine I bet that then prepare to lose muhahahaha

*inside bathroom*

Y. Malik: so how do I do this again Honda

Honda: its easy all you do it throw him in the toilet and let him have it *throws chibi malik in the toilet*

Y.Malik: and let him have it *sprays chibi malik with anti chibi spray*

Kalitra: noo not my chibi *runs to the bathroom*

Malik: eh I was chibi you say

Kalitra: *breaks door down* malik!!!!!!!

Malik: ahhhh get away from me *breaks toilet*

Kalitra: become chibi again please!

Malik: no not ever!! *runs out of bathroom*

Kalitra: why? *Starts crying*

Y.Malik: now I have a troubled malik instead if the chibi one.

Mai: I know a great therapist that can help him in his confusedness.

Kaiba: since when do you have a therapist mai?

Bakura: I think what she means is her fashion consultant

Honda: eh Mai I think you need to get your order of therapists and consultant right.

Lil: um sepiroth could you pass the cookie dough?

Sepiroth: ok *passes cookie dough*

Lil: Domo Arigatou

Sepiroth: *mumbles* I will kill you all

*door bell rings*

Spark: I got it

Everyone: nooo don't get the door last time you did you blew up Martha Stewart!!

Spark: well that was a coincidence she got me mad

Lil: ill get it spark you stay here and make cookies with sepiroth.

Spark: ooo goodie *sits next to sepiroth*

Sepiroth: leave me alone ill make the cookies for everyone

Spark: no cause you'll do my job that's why

Lil: and what would that be.

Malik: I know what it means its poisoning

Everyone: O.O

Spark: what I do it every year.that's why

Kaiba: so the laxative in the cookies last year were from you huh

Spark: maybe. maybe not

Mokuba: it was spark and Yami Malik I tell you!!!!!!

Y. Bakura: little snitch why did your punk-ass had to tell *hits mokuba in the head*

Kaiba: hey no one hits my brother in the head but me. And the little girl three doors from us

Lil: ok im getting the door *opens door*

*door opens*

Yugi: well who is it

Lil: squeeee it's the guys from Weiss Kurez

Yami: Weiss who?

Spark: Weiss Kurez the anime boy yami you need an upgrade

Omi: hello everyone ^_^

Aya: we had car problems cause someone drove over a road that contained land mines!

Ken: hey don't blame me blame Youji he wanted to go the short way

Youji: hey I saw a pretty women here *winks at Mai*

Mai: *blushes*

Jounochi: damn him and his good looks

Honda: take it easy there tiger

Jounochi: but he's all over my woman

Mai: who said I was your woman *slaps jounochi in the face*

Kaiba: thank god I will never experience women

Yugi: why not kaiba?

Kaiba: causes women are living psychopaths

Malik: not all women are psychopaths some are wonderfully good people and really smart.

Kalitra: O.O did Malik just give a good compliment?

Bakura: yes I believe he did

Aya: who are you people?

Lil: squeeeeee *hugs aya and omi*

Omi and Aya: hey get off of us

Lil: no you both are so kawaii

Yugi: but I thought I was the kawaii one in this house *pouts*

Fan girls: awww so kawaii *hugs yugi*

Yugi: lemme go im choking

Spark: ahh kill the fan girls more will come soon

Ken: now you know how we feel everyday when we work at the flower shop

Weiss fan girls: ahhh its them *huddle near the window*

Mai: oh hell no they aren't getting in here they bring more fan girls and fan boys here

Honda: fan boys?

Sepiroth: hello Mai is a girl and some boys like her

Mai: some guys like me cause of the way I dress

Youji: I like you cause of your wonderful personality and your charming looks *kisses Mai's hand*

Jounochi: that baka *storms up to youji* what are you trying to do here

Youji: nothing I just love this woman here

Jounochi: then I challenge you *grabs Mai and kisses her hard*

Mai: what was that for!?

Jounochi: so will you accept?

Youji: have you no class you animal!! So I will accept your challenge.

kalitra: not to be a nosy person and all but what will you do for the challenge?

Bakura: let Spark decide she's very tormented to do those decisions

Spark: a challenge eh? You know we should have them go through a sword fight winner take all

Youji: well since the challenge is set lets get things started

Jounochi: umm I don't know how to use a sword unless you count that one time we were monsters and I used the flaming sword man.

Yami: I think that counts a lot cause of your sword skills as that card

Ken: you know youji doesn't know how to fight either he only fights with wire *laughs at youji*

Youji: at least I know how to get the hook up with pretty girls *winks at mai*

Mai: well you were the one who came here in the first place *blushes*

Omi: wait there's no need for jealousy fights here ok

Aya: let them fight let all the anger

*door rings*

Spark: who is it now I hope its not those evil fan girls *clings to ken*

Ken: hey hey stop clinging on me!

kalitra: ill get it *opens door*

Bakura: who is it?

Mokuba: *peeks at the door* yay it's the Rurouni Kenshin characters

Kaiba: rurouni who what's that

Kaoru: *hits kaiba on the head* you have problems if you don't know who we are

Yami: who needs a upgrade now kaiba hahaha

Yahiko: mokuba you're here thanks for the invite

Megumi: we would have been here earlier if some FREELOADER didn't stall to go to the bathroom 16 times on the way here!

Sanosuke: hey I drank a lot of tea and sake on the way here so I was bored and the bathrooms were crap

Kenshin: now now sano be nice and be glad were here that we are

Lil: *hugs kenshin really tightly*

Kenshin: oro @_@

Yahiko: oh great first kaoru and now this girl

kalitra: wait you invited these kawaii people?

Mokuba: yes why?

Lil: since a lot of people might come well have a big party

Omi: cool I wanna help

To be continued.

Lil: so you like my story so far hmm I know I haven't updated in awhile but hey im almost sacrificing my .hack//sign time to update so read and review and please give me some Ideas cause im near writers block

Omi: I love you all read and review