Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi -Oh or any other characters objects ect. that I might mention here unless I only own my "house" and spark muhahahahaha and lucipants.

Spark: hey since when do you own me!

Lil: you signed a contract with the devil meaning me so I own you now haha that's what you get when you wished for that everlasting doughnut

Spark: mmm everlasting doughnut *drools*

Kaiba: idiot

Yami: oh yea well what about the one time you wanted to get the worlds top computer parts and then you signed a contract with lucipants

Mokuba: shut up Yami, Kaiba still is traumatized after that incident with lucipants.

Lil: ok lucipants was a long time ago, Kaiba so get over him or else ill bring lucipants myself

Yugi: I think we need to keep going with the party

Omi: *holding ornaments* who wants to help bring these on the tree

Malik: don't touch *snatches ornaments from omi* mine no touchy

Bakura: what was that for Malik?

Y.Malik: here we go again malik is gonna whine and complain about how his ornaments are special to him blah blah blah

Aya: so, you mean his life story

Kalitra: oo I like this *pulls out some pillows and blankets and some popcorn*

Ken: hey you have to share some of that *takes some pillows and blankets*

Malik: it all started with an orange ornament.

Yugi: hey that's from the proud family no copyrighting here

Malik: hey this is all fact not fiction so ha

Honda: keep going small fry

*While everyone was listing to maliks life story (and it was very boring) jounochi and youji were having a staring contest*

Mai: umm where are the swords I thought this was a sword fight

Lil: I think its cause they both cant fight with swords they are just gonna have other types of competitions with each other.

Youji: you need to blink I can see it in your eyes

*Hikaru Utada music plays*

Jounochi: what the hell is this crap

Lil: *hits Jounochi in the head* baka you have no taste in j-pop music

Kaoru: this music is very interesting I like it *starts dancing*

Kenshin: oro?

Kalitra: yay dancing *grabs malik*

Malik: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I was telling my story

Honda: trust me no one wants your life story trust me

Ken: blah blah it's all fake

Aya: *sits in a corner* hmm I wonder how this will all end out

Omi: I wanna be the Dj ok cause I can handle technology ^_^

Mai: who should we invite

Lil & Spark: we know who to invite ^__________________________^

Kaiba: something tells me that this is gonna be one hella of party.

Kalitra: hmmm *pulls out a huge guest list* here you can write all your guests in here

Malik: oh my sister Isis she's good with ornaments and food mmmm food *drools uncontrollably causing a flood*

Yami: hmmm how about that singer that you like so much lil?

Yugi: I saw a pic of her on the Internet she really pretty

Y.Bakura: and this is coming from a little boy

Yugi: im not little *pouts*

Fan girls outside: awwww so kawaii

Kenshin: oro? Who are those people?

Lil: will someone call security please!

Mai: ill have security here in 2 minutes *calls on her cell phone*

Jounochi: since when did mai get a phone and security?

Bakura: I think youji gave them to her

Youji: It was my sincere gift to her

Yahiko: hey where's the party at you know?

Sanoske: yea and the free food too

Megumi: freeloader

Sanoske: hater

Kaoru: ok now everyone stop calling yourselves that you know that megumi is not a hater but I have to agree with her sano you are a freeloader

Kenshin: now now everyone no arguing here

Kalitra: *glomps kenshin* yay now it's a party

Kesnhin oro?! @_@x

Lil: hey that's my man your glomping there

Kaoru: no he's mine

*Kaoru Kalitra and lil pull on kenshin's arms and legs*

All three of them: mine!!

Kenshin: a little help here sano!

Sanoske: *stuffing his face with food* umm could you wait at least two to three hours mmm this food is so good who made it

Megumi: hey save some for the other people

Spark: *drags sano and puts him in a cage* weee more bishi guys

Sanoske: noooooo the precious food *grabs all the food he can take*

Yahiko: what a pig oh well *eats from the fridge*

Spark: oh hell no, no one goes through our fridge and lives to tell about it *hits yahiko on the head*

Yahiko: x.x

Y.bakura: if you need me ill be in my room *walks into his room*

Megumi: I wonder what was that all about?

Lil: oh lets see *puts her ear up against the door*

Kaiba: umm guys the fan girls outside are trying to break the door down

Spark: *scribbling on the floor* shine ryuchi shine ^_^

Lil: spark do you still watch the Gravitation DVDs I brought?

Spark: Yup ^^ na no da

Sanoske: umm spark can you let me out of here please

Lil: la li ho

Malik: you calling me a ho?

Lil: no you baka It's what shuichi says in Gravitation

Spark: Gravi, Gravi ohhh yea *dances like a moron*

Mokuba: weirdo

Spark: that's WeIrDo to you

Kaiba: umm you guys am I the only concerned on here come on look at the huge mob of fan girls here

Mai: security is on its way so hang tight

Kaoru: I know how to solve this *holds up straws*

Kalitra: im not thirsty

Everyone: *anime crash*

Mai: O.O;

Kaoru: hey it's not for drinking! We're playing a game here whoever gets the straw with the red mark on it gets kenshin!

Lil: wait I saw this in a movie before your gonna cheat Kaoru

Kaoru: hey who said I was gonna cheat. Here yahiko *gives straws to yahiko* there now no one will cheat understand?

Yahiko: why me you old hag! You could have Megumi do it instead of me

Sanoske: hey guys *rattles a cup* im a little hungry here

Kaoru: I wont because Megumi cheats *death glares at Megumi*

Megumi: so what if I cheat I'm a better player that you Kaoru

Kenshin: hey there's no need for fighting here

Spark: Sanoske you have enough food there my little pet

Sanoske: *holds up a pudding cup* this wont cut it for me I need more food than this crap

Kalitra: *sneaks around in the shadows* hehe I've got you now Malik

Malik: *stand by a plant*

Kalitra: I got you now *glomps malik*

Kaiba: yes *takes out a camera* now I have it all on film malik being glomped by a girl

Y.malik: yes I knew that one day he would get glomped by the many fan girls out there but out of all of them kalitra was the one to hug him and that's plain crazy

Bakura: I would like a big Mac please with extra fries and super size it with an apple pie

Yami: what? Does this look like a Mc Donald's to you *mimics the vendor* hello I'm Yami what can I do for you that is so lame Bakura!

Y. Bakura: hey don't call him that cause he's my torture toy not yours Yami *hugs holds bakura close to him*

Kalitra: umm what's going on?

Spark: oo *starts taking pictures and filming the moment*

Lil: no yaoi in this fic *grabs Aya's katana and swings it around*

Bakura: x.x

Aya: hey give that back!

Omi: *still decorating and singing* jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.

Youji: no its jingle balls you freak *puts on a rubber suit*

Lil & spark: ahhh its episode three all over again *covers their eyes*

Mai: *blushes* youji your such an animal

Youji: wait till you see me in bed *winks*

Jounochi: oi don't talk to mai until one of us wins!

Ken: *making cookies* do I know how to cook or not haha

Youji: pansy!

Omi: you scare me now

Mokuba: geez Omi you have to be like me strong

Kaoru: and puny *hits yahiko*

Yahiko: ouches x.x I suffer too much

Kenshin: well did any one win in the straws?

*Kaoru, Kalitra and Lil hold up their straws*

Kaoru: looks like I won yay *hugs kenshin*

Kalitra: waa I wanted to hug kenshin v.v

Lil: me too *sniff*

Kenshin: oro @_@x

Sanoske: hey ladies anyone wanna hug me

Spark: oo I do *glomps sano*

Sanoske: idiot anyone else but you!

Spark: *big eyes* why sano don't you wuv me

Y. Malik: no you mustn't look that's her kawaii face!

Mai: I think it's too late for sanoske over there

Sanoske: must.resist.kawaii face

Aya: too late

Omi: hey don't forget that were surrounded by girls everyday

Fan girls: *scream* anata wa kawaii

*A black hummer approaches the house*

kalitra: I think that's the security guards right now?

Spark: of course they are and what a nice hummer they have *grabs lil by the collar* how come we don't have a car like that?

Lil: @_@ we don't have that much money to spend on a car like that ok

*Door bell rings*

Mokuba: I got it *opens the door*

Guard #1: hello there little boy is the owner of the house here

Mokuba: yeah she's here *yells* hey lil the bodyguards are here!

Lil: hello there

Bodyguard #2: were here to assist everyone here from these fan girls

Kalitra: how much will it cost us cause not all of us have enough money

Bodyguard #1: its ok our services are free but anything else is extra

Spark: do you do catering?

Guard 2: no that's a different division

Sanoske: hey are their any female bodyguards?

Kaiba: I think this is the time to ask on women

Malik: everyday is a party here at this house

Bakura: I still want my 50 dollars

Y. Bakura: too bad loser I'm not helping anyone here haha

Y. Malik: *carrying a box of sharp crystal daggers* umm a little help here?

Y. Bakura: I got it *grabs the box and puts it on the table* you need to be more careful you fool

Malik: I know lets call Isis my sister

Bakura: O.O Yami Bakura you helped someone that means I win the bet!

Y.Bakura: noo what I meant was. that. umm. oh man here *gives bakura 50 dollars*

Bakura: don't forget the rest of our bet you have to wear a dress with a furry boa to top it off with high heals ^-^

Yugi: hehe you have to wear a dress

Mai: oh lemme pick your dress I know what colors match you and what colors and boa to use

Kenshin: O.Ox

Kalitra: lets just use these colors *pulls out pink and blue* these seem to match some how

To be continued.

Lil: so how do you like my story? Love it or hate it will still continue yay ^-^ and for those who don't like it o(^-^)O pop right in the face hehe

Spark: *yawn* lil its 3 am can we please get some sleep?

Mai: what should I do to yami bakura? I need your help on this one girls

Kalitra: tell us who should we invite to our little shindig oh and you can be in this fic too all you have to do is ask? Come on don't be shy

Bakura: read and review for the sake of cheese

Kenshin: ~_~x

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