Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, or any other anime characters or other things I wish I did but they belong to their respectable owners who created them.

Lil: and so another day begins

Spark: but that's not all we have two new people here today and their names are *drum roll*

Kalitra: Kathy and Katy hurray ^-^

Kathy: is this for real?

Katy: where is anzu she must die!!!

Mokuba: hello their welcome to the fic

Ken: oh great more people I think were gonna need a bigger house or more room

Aya: feh! As if these accommodations were good enough now were gonna get crowded

Omi: be nice aya were having a party here now come here and help make some food

Aya: no thank you, I rather stay in the corner here and be alone than make food

Katy: Bakura!!!! *hugs bakura* yay my dear sweet bakura how I longed to hug you and love you and call you Gorge.

Kalitra: Gorge?

Kaoru: I guess she wanted to call him that

Spark: hey he's my pet boy! no way can you touch him

Katy: hater! you and Kaoru are haters

Omi: hey that's not very nice to say you know

Bakura: fine, I'll be called Gorge.

Mai: I guess the pet names are popular

Youji: what do you like to be called

Mai: *blushes* um I uhh don't know

Jounochi: hey you don't talk to Mai only I can

Mai: since when do you control me?

Jounochi: I uh.was.trying to protect you

Mai: I don't need your protection you overprotective dog! *Slaps jounochi hard in the face*

Katy: that was weird?

Yugi: he can't accept rejection that easily

Kenshin: oro?

Kalitra: *Is on the T.V screen* constant over use of this language will blow your mind up

Spark: hey how did she get in the T.V?

Lil: I don't know I think she used some kind of magic?

*Door opens and a lady with red hair and a small laptop Comes in*

Washu: its basic science my slow minded friend

Lil: *gasps* its Washu the greatest mad genius scientist in the whole galaxy!

Spark: umm where's the other people like Tenchi and Ryoko

Washu: right here in this little capsule *holds up small capsule*

Spark: so how do I get them out?

Washu: all you do is put a small droplet of water and presto!

Kalitra: how do I get out of the T.V screen I hate the news

Malik: im changing the channel *grabs the remote*

Kalitra: noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Bakura: what are you changing it to?

Malik: walking with Dinosaurs

Kaiba: that's not good at all

Yugi: ahh dinosaurs scary

Yami: Yugi look! a dinosaur is right behind you *points behind Yugi*

Spark: *jumps out in a purple dinosaur suit* grrr I'm the purple dinosaur coming to get you

Yugi: ahh save me from the purple Dinosaur!!!

Kathy: that's very mean don't you think?

Y. Malik: feh I would have done a better job than this two-bit show

Y.Bakura: *walks out with a blue dress* what kind of hell like punishment is this?!

Bakura: you lost the bet so now you have to wear the dress and pay me 50 dollars

Sanosuke: geez its just like when I lost all my money to dice

Kaoru: well I'm bored anyone want something to drink?

Yahiko: hey what is there to drink anyways?

Mokuba: But what about the people in the capsule?

Washu: *puts a drop of water on the capsule* there all finished

*the tenchi cast pop out of the capsule*

Sasami: ouch that ride was long and painful

Kiyone: ouch Mihoshi you have your foot on my head

Aeyka: oh tenchi are you ok?

Ryoko: *clings to tenchi* oh tenchi did that ride scare you

Tenchi: ryoko can you let go of me?

Ryo-ohki: meow

Kenshin: oro?

Spark: yay more guests

Kalitra: *running and screaming from the T-rex* will some one get me out of here!

Wahsu: oh will you be quiet all you have to do is push the VCR button and out pops kalitra

Y.Malik: can I get anything out of the VCR this way?

Wahsu: yup just about anything you want from food to weapons

Y. Bakura: excellent

Kaiba: what was that?

Honda: you better have a good reason to be evil like this

Yugi: yah yami bakura *pushes the button on the VCR*

*kalitra pops out*

Yami: are you ok kalitra?

Kalitra: no.more.dinosaurs.

Spark: I guess she's traumatized

Sepiroth: *glows white* muhahaha

Lil: where have you been?

Sepiroth: becoming one with the world

Everyone: O.O becoming one with the world?

Honda: what world are you talking about?

Sepiroth: the wired

Mai: someone has seen too much serial experiments lain

Spark: uh-huh but I think he's talking about the world from .hack//sign

Katy: really? I thought that world wasn't real

Kathy: it is now

Sanosuke: now what is this piece of garbage *kicks computer*

Lil: nooo you fool that's a computer hah-ha it has Crim on my background ya ya

Sanosuke: *looks closer* oh god he looks like me.hey good looking

Kaiba: oh god not him again he's the top online bishi boy but why not me?

Kathy: kaiba is a hot boy to me ^_^

Spark: He MY hot boy!

Kenshin: I wonder what rank im in ^_^

Lil: curious kenshin stalks my computer for the top bishi list

Kaoru: hey all he wants is to see how cute he really is

Sanosuke: *still looking at crim* well now hot stuff you're my new twin

Crim: *pops out from the screen* well if it isn't my brown haired twin

Katy and Kathy: can he really do that?

Yahiko: I guess he can.man he really is like sano O.O

Crim: have any of you seen BT or Tsukasa around?

Kathy: who is it?

Kalitra: you all need to see .hack//sign more often

Kenshin: oro? I live in the meji era I don't know what these futuristic things are yet that I don't

Ken: that is true you know hey Omi do a testing on the kenshin cast ok?

Omi: geez I m used for my brain a lot of the time ok one date testing coming up *pulls out a testing kit with tubes and wears a scientist outfit*

Kaoru: um Mr. Omi I forgot to tell you I have a fear of needles

Megumi: oh boy here we go again

Sanosuke: Come one come all to hear Kaoru's story only 5 dollars for a good seat.

Aya: sanosuke I think what you are doing is wrong

Sanosuke: oh how is that so?

Aya: I want some of the profits too

*Everyone anime fall*

Kaoru: SANOSUKE!!!!! *grabs her bokken and hits him on the head*

Sanosuke: x.x

Kaoru: whos next.how about you aya!! *hits aya*

Aya: x.x

Lil & spark: no poor aya *hugs aya*

*noise from fan girls die down*

kenshin and tenchi: did you guys hear that?

*power goes off*

kalitra: ok whose turn was it to pay the bills this week?

Kathy & Katy: hey don't looks at us were guests

Bakura: its sparks week to pay

Spark: so I did pay with my small allowance for selling bakura plushies on the black market wahaha!!!

Everyone: O.O

*power goes back on*

Yami: what the hell

Mai: I wonder who did that

*All of a sudden a big platform appears having lights and everything*

katy: oooo shiny

Kathy: I wonder who could it be?

*the box suddenly opens as two boys dressed in pizza uniforms jump off*

lil: well if it isn't cam

Cam: hello there lil.*looks at all the women* WOMEN!!!! *clings to mai and megumi*

Yugi: nani? What's with the outfits? The pizza boy thing is very weird and too high in fashion with the stage

*the other boy hops off the stage and walks towards lil*

lil: its duke yay *clings to him*

Duke: hey lil *kisses her*

Lil: did you miss me cause I know I missed you

Cam: *pretends to gag somewhere*

Spark: who the hell are you two?

Katy: *examines the box* lucipants enterprises presents the pizza boys bringing fashion and pizza right to your front door with music and a platform. Don't call us well call you?

Y.Bakura: lucipants!!!

Kaiba: waaaaa hese a pizza man ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *cries and hugs Mr. Friend* :_____:

Mokuba: pansy ~_~

Cam: hey you two movie aside *pushes jounochi and youji aside* its my turn to be with the pretty women *grabs mai and clings to her*

Mai: hello there *blushes*

Youji: ack another scum bag

Megumi: ooh a pretty boy *sits next to cam*

Ryoko: ooh hey cam *sits next to him*

Kaoru: I don't know why but it seems the new guy has an effect on them

Kiyone: it's amazing how he.*walks over to cam*

*door bell rings*

Malik: I got it *opens the door*

*isis and the Yu Yu hakusho crew enter*

Kurama: are we late?

Isis: hello little brother ~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~**~ To be continued:

Lil: *still clinging to duke and kissing his cheak* well my readers I leave it at a cliffie but don't be sad more will come soon

Spark: read and review yall

Cam: I want more women

Yami: womanizer ~_~

Katy and Kathy: read and review everyone!!!