Harry Potter, Curse of the quill
AN: First Story, Give me a break if it sucks. And yes I know its short.
Some Characters are OCC
"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, crosses the line of sanity." The title read.
"This is such bullshit!" screamed Ron. "Insane! Just because you cursed that Rita Skeeter bitch!"
"Well Harry shouldn't have acted so violently towards her," Hermione said. "You know what she's like."
"She deserved it," said Harry plainly. "Anyway I think she looks better without hair."
Ron smirked at the thought of a bald Rita.
"I still stand by the fact that she insulted my father," said Harry bluntly. "She should learn not to go around saying rude things about people."
"Yes, and the bald thing was kind of funny but giving her a beard!"
"Well she was growing one by herself anyway"
Ron smirked again.
"Ron it's not something to be laughing at," Hermione said. "Remember what that woman said about us last time we got on her nerves."
"Well after what she wrote last time I don't think anybody will listen to her again." Said Ron.
"What did she write last time?" asked Harry.
"Oh sorry Harry I keep forgetting you live with the muggles," said Hermione apologetically. "Something about a rare case of Hungarian foot fungus found only in wizards."
Ron snorted loudly.
"And what happened?" Harry asked.
"Oh one of the healers was her, how do you say it, 'doctor' found out that it was her who had the foot fungus."
By this stage Ron was rolling on the floor laughing.
"So why did people stop reading?" inquired Harry.
"Well the healer told a few people and an article was published about Rita infected toes, so Rita wrote an article saying all wizards were, and I quote, 'the most arrogant assholes to walk the face of the earth'."
"Oh so that's why she came after me," said Harry. "She needed a story to make people read it again"
"Yes," said Hermione skimming through the article. "But I don't think she got it here."
"Why not?" asked Harry.
"It has a vivid description of you cursing her," said Hermione.
"So?"
"So," said Hermione. "All it does is embarrass her more."
"And it doesn't help that she put a picture of her in the article" said Ron laughing at the bald headed, bearded Rita Skeeter.
"Mister Potter and co," said Snape towering over them. "Fifty points from Gryffindor each."
"But," started Harry.
"Potions class is no place to be reading the paper," said Snape smirking as he looked at the picture. "But One hundred points to Harry for an excellent curse on Rita Skeeter."