Asia snuggled deeper into her pillow, glad that it was Saturday and she could FINALLY get all the rest she wanted. Pillows kinda hard, she thought, moving her head to get comfortable. It was then that she noticed the pillow felt kinda….warm. And felt different from her cotton pillows. It felt like……….flesh.

She opened her eyes slowly and saw that it was well into the day, most likely around 12. The sun was hurting her eyes badly and she felt sick, but she knew something else was up. She moved her head and looked at her 'pillow' and saw that is was indeed flesh. Human flesh. On a body.

A NAKED BODY! Asia looked up from the body and saw a sleeping person was what she was lying on. A NAKED SLEEPING PERSON!!!! Freaked out, Asia did the first thing that came to mind.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" she screamed, waking the guy. Scared to death, she pushed him off the bed, causing him to land with a thump.

"Bloody hell," he muttered, grabbing his aching head. He sat up and looked at her to see she had a baseball bat in her hand, looking ready to swing.

"Okay buddy," she said, looking as though she would kill him if he moved. "I don't know who you are or what you're doing here. Now, I'm going to reach over and grab my phone. If you move what so ever, I will kill you."

"You almost did," he muttered. "And I told you my name last night. You know, right before you started stripping."

"I did WHAT!" Asia screamed, dropping the phone.

"I don't remember the whole thing," he confessed. "But I know you were stripping."

"Oh god," she muttered, putting her face in her hands. "I stripped in front of some stranger and woke up in my bed completely NAKED! The press is going to have a field day."

"I can see it now," he mused. "Ex-playgirl and playboy have a tryst."

"You're not helping," Asia said, standing. "I'm going to take a shower and when I get back, we have to talk."

She wrapped the sheet around her and walked into her adjoining bathroom. It was then that he noticed something was missing. Some thing VERY important. He looked around but he couldn't find it anywhere. Which meant only one thing.

He had done the dumbest thing ANY guy could do.

He forgot to use a condom.

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Ginny sighed, feeling as though she went from hell and back. She wasn't completely awake, but she could tell already by the slight pounding in her head that she was going to regret ever leaving the house. That was about as far as her memory went. She left the house and went to a pub. After that, things were fuzzy.

Ginny opened her eyes, seeing all red. What am I doing in the guest room? she wondered. Then she noticed that there was something around her waist. I didn't know Asia let Mistress out, she thought. Then, she noticed that what she felt wasn't a snake. It felt almost……..human..

Ginny looked down and saw an arm. That was connected to a shoulder. Which belonged to a body obviously. Curious as to who it was, Ginny looked up and saw a man, looking quite content at the moment in dream land. Ginny automatically panicked.

"BLOODY HELL!" She screamed, causing the guy to wake up.

Then, she noticed exactly who it was. Light blonde hair, pale skin, and gray eyes.

"Malfoy?" she asked, shocked.

"The one and only," he said, holding his head. "Do you know how LOUD you scream?"

"What are you doing here?" she asked, ignoring his question.

"You got drunk," he told me. "I brought you and that friend of yours home and I don't really remember what happened next."

"Maybe we just blacked out," Ginny said, sounding desperate.

"Without our clothes on," Draco smirked.

"I need to shower," Ginny said, wrapping herself in the sheet. She stood and walked though the door leading to the connected shower, closing it and locking it behind her.

Draco smirked at the door and decided to get dressed. It was only as he was pulling his boxers on did he noticed something. He wanted to slap himself.

He had been an idiot.

He forgot to use protection.

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"We have a problem," he said, walking into the room.

Asia rolled her eyes. She was TRYING to brush her teeth. He at least waited until she had showered. She looked at him in the mirror, noticing he had gotten dressed. Well, if you call putting your boxers and pants on getting dressed. Somebody works out, Asia thought, looking at his rock hard body.

"I was looking when you were in the shower," he said, ignoring her checking him out. "And I noticed something important was missing."

Asia raised her eyebrow and rinsed out her mouth.

"I forgot to use a condom," he told her.

Asia spit out her water and turned to face him, grabbing his arms. This caused her towel to drop, which made him focus more on her body them her hands trying to claw into his arms. But, her screaming pulled his attention away.

"HOW COULD YOU!" she screamed. "How could you be so fucking STUPID! Who knows what you could have!! I mean, what if I had something!!! What if you have something!!!"

"I don't," he confessed. "Do you?"

"NO!" she screamed. "But that's not the POINT! I could be PREGNANT!!! I could be developing a fetus as we SPEAK! How could you DO that!"

Then, suddenly, she burst into tears. Worried, he put his arm around her, trying to soothe her. Instead, she shoved him away and walked to her wardrobe, ignoring him and the fact that she had no clothes on. He noticed it on the other hand. DAMN! he thought. Bodies like that should be made illegal.
"You should take a shower," she told him, not turning around. "A cleaning spell should work on your clothes."

"Wanna join me?" he asked, grinning.

His answer was a towel hitting him in the face. I take that as a no, he thought, turning towards the shower.

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"We have a problem Weasley," Draco said, walking into the bathroom, fully dressed.

Ginny nearly screamed. She was in the SHOWER!

"I'm kinda busy Malfoy," she told him, shampooing her hair.

"This is important," he said. I could hear him pacing outside the shower.

"What?" I asked him, sighing.

"Are you on any pill or something?" he asked.

"No," I told him, shocked. "Collin and I haven't slept together in MONTHS. I just stopped taking them. Why?"

"I forgot to use protection," he said, sounding stressed.

"YOU WHAT?" Ginny screamed, almost getting shampoo in her eyes.

"I didn't find anything anywhere," he told her. "And my wand was underneath the bed, so I doubt we used it."

"Just kill me now," Ginny muttered. "I'm dead."

"What about me?" Draco screamed. "If your brothers don't kill me, your dad will. And mum will go MAD when she finds out."

"I think I'm gonna cry," Ginny muttered, banging her head against the wall, wincing. Walls hurt, she thought.

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"I don't even know your name," Asia sighed, walking down the stairs. He was, of course following her.

"It's Lex," he told her and they got off the stairs, walking down the hall.

"What parent gives their kid half a name?" she asked, laughing. "Come on. What's your real name?"

"Lexus," he muttered, rolling his eyes.

She burst out laughing. "Who the hell would name their child Lexus?" she managed to get through her laughter as they turned the corner and walked through a door.

"My dad was a car freak," he said, looking around the yellow colored room. It was a kitchen actually with a table in the middle. It was spacious and looked quite cozy.

"Don't take it so hard," she said, finally calm. "At least your name isn't Jamie."

"I thought it was Asia?" Lex asked, confused.

"That's my work name," she told him, looking into their HUGE refrigerator. "My real name is Jamie Caroline Lorenz. I don't really like my name though."

"Oh," was all Lex said, sitting at the spacious table. He was about to say something else, when Draco and Ginny walked in.

"I'm making breakfast," Asia announced. "I don't feel like eating Ginny's runny eggs and burnt toast today."

The two guys laughed as Ginny rolled her eyes, everyone sitting at the table except Asia.

"Is your brother coming over today?" Ginny asked her as she cracked eggs in a frying pan.

"I don't think so," she told Ginny. "I think he's still over Collin's, beating him to a pulp."

"Who's Collin?" Lex asked, interested.

"My ex-fiancée," Ginny told him, sighing.

"What happened?" Draco asked, smirking inwardly.

"He's gay," Ginny said, scowling. "Now only that, but we likes Percy."

"Knew something was up with him," Asia said, putting bacon in a pan. "What man actually agrees to watching 'The wedding planer' over and over?"

"It's a good movie," Ginny insisted.

"For the mentally ill," Asia said, looking at her.

"You're just mad she got to sing with LL Cool J," Ginny sneered.

"I am not," Asia mumbled, turning back to the food, putting sausage in a pan.

"Lair," Ginny smirked.

"What are you doing here?" Asia asked Draco, causing Ginny to blush.

"We slept together," Draco shrugged, making Ginny blush harder and glare at him.

"Looks like we have something in common," Lex said, grinning. Asia only rolled her eyes and went back to cooking.

"Hopefully you used protection," Ginny sighed. "I might be pregnant."

A loud clang was heard as Asia dropped her spatula.

"VIRGINIA WEASLEY!" she screamed at her, almost like a mother. "How COULD you! I thought YOU of all people knew better then to do something like THAT! Now, you're PREGNANT!"

"We're kinda in the same boat," Lex said, trying to calm her. She was starting to hurt his ears.

"That's different," Asia said, no longer screaming. She got another spatula and started cooking, nearly killing the sausages. "I could pull it off. No one would care. The press would go mad, but my mum wouldn't give a damn. My brothers and father might have a fit, but they'll get over it. Ginny can't do that. Her family would go mad. And they'll find the father."

"It'll be okay," Ginny said as Asia put pancake batter in pan. "We'll think of something."

"You could date," Asia said, flipping the pancake. "Make sure everyone knows. Then, act like you're madly in love and get married. Do it before Ginny gets fat though. Then, just tell everyone she's pregnant. No one would figure it out."

"I don't know," Draco muttered. "They're not that stupid."

"Say the baby's premature," Asia said, bringing over plates for everyone. "They won't figure it out."

"What if I'm not pregnant," Ginny asked as Asia poured each of them orange juice and apple juice for herself.

"Call it off," Asia simply said, sitting in her seat. "I mean, just say you weren't getting along as well and that you decided to break up."

"What about you?" Ginny asked.

"I'll be fine," Asia assured her.

"I can't do it," Lex told her. "If anyone found out, I'd be dead. My mum would kill me for being a jackass. Then, my dad would kill me for dishonoring the family name."

"I don't wanna ruin your life," Asia told him, shaking her head.

"I don't care," he shrugged. "My life's hell already. I just don't know how it'll work."

"I have an idea," Ginny said. "Asia doesn't like her relationships open. So, you guys can say that you were dating secretly and now you wanna get married. They'll fall for it."

"It might work," Lex murmured.

"I think we should give it a try," Asia said, taking a sip of her juice. "But, if there isn't a baby, we can just say things aren't working out and that'll be it."

"I think things are going to work out," Draco said, drinking his juice. "We just have to make it look believable.

With that, they ate their breakfast, silently praying their family was as stupid as they think.

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Will it work? Are they really THAT stupid????

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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!