"So when we you know for sure?" Draco asked.

They had finished breakfast already, but were still sitting at the table.

"Two weeks I think," Ginny said, looking at Asia.

"We'll find out in about a month," Asia told them. "A store test won't work as well. We have to go to the doctor to really know for sure."

"Why not wait until we know for sure," Lex suggested.

"Takes too much time," Ginny told him. "They'll be suspicious."

"We should just tell the truth," Lex said, breaking. "I mean, it won't be SO bad."

"Yeah," Asia said, sarcastically. "No one in my family will care that I screwed some guy I didn't know and got pregnant. Just like the sun is an apple and the clouds are cotton candy."

"We should confess," Draco put in. "I mean, will they hurt us THAT badly?"

"They have a point Asia," Ginny told her. "It might not be that bad."

"What might not be that bad?" a deep voice asked.

The four turned to the door way, where the voice had come from. Standing there, was a tall man with tan skin and jet black hair that matched his black button up shirt and shoes. His eyes were a light blue color. He was leaning against the door frame, looking bored.

"Hi James," Asia said, smiling at her twin. "Killed Collin already?"

"Squealed like a pig," James told her, grinning. "Begged for mercy and all that good stuff. I have his balls in a jar. Wanna see?"

"You are so gross," Ginny said, looking disgusted.

"You didn't answer my question," James remarked, ignoring Ginny's statement.

"I'm not telling," Asia said, grinning very much like her brother.

"Jamie," James said, making Asia wince. "Tell me now, or I crack your skull."

"Nope," Asia said, even as her twin walked over.

"Tell me now," James told her, glaring.

"I'm pregnant," she told him, shrugging.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" could be heard as James had a fit. "YOU'RE WHAT? MUM'S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! AND THEN I'LL FIND THE BASTARD THAT DID IT AND BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY PULP!"

"He's right there," Asia told him, nodding towards Lex. He visibly paled at the look James gave him.

"Oh calm down," Asia told her sibling. "I might not be."

"And if you are," James threatened, "I get to kill him."

"Can't we all get along?" Lex whimpered. "I'm too young to die."

"You won't die," Asia assured him. "Because James is leaving right now."

"Like hell I am," he muttered.

Despite his statement, Asia dragged him out the room and closed the door. You could hear murmuring and then a pop. Then, Asia walked into the room sighing.

"He's going to tell," she announced, sitting at the table. "I still fibbed and said that we had been dating. If I didn't, you'd probably be dead by now."

"Might as well go through with part two," Ginny sighed.

"I still doubt it'll be believable," Draco told her. "But, then again, we are dealing with your family."

"Why are you such a bastard?" Ginny asked him.

"Let's go," Asia hissed at Lex as the two others started a heated argument. They stood and left the room, walking into the Lounge.

"We should get to know each other," Asia told him. "That way it'll be realistic."

"Okay," Lex agreed. "Let's start with family."

"I'll go first," Asia told him. "Okay, now you know my name is Jamie. That guy you saw trying to kill you is my twin brother James. In all, I have 9 brothers and 2 sisters. There is only one person younger then me. Everyone else is older. My mother is from Spain and my dad is from America.

"I grew up there actually. I've been to Spain a couple of times. Then, I had business to take care of in London for my father. I decided to stay here after I made a few friends and everything. I met Ginny one day shopping and we've been friends since."

"You're from the states?" Lex asked, shocked. She didn't sound American. She sounded Spanish actually.

"Yeah," she told him, grinning. "The great U.S. of A. Your turn."

"Well," Lex started. "My dad is an idiot who is obsessed with cars. My mum is French actually. Or Italian. I can't remember. I have a twin sister, Alexis, who is my only sibling. Though, I have been scared for life walking in as my parents tried to make another child.

"I moved out of the house directly after school and brought a flat with my inheritance money. I've known Draco since about the age of 5, when he hit me for trying to take his broom when the nanny wasn't watching. I bit him and we started fighting. I won, of course."

"You had a nanny?" Asia asked, curious.

"Yeah," he told her, grinning. "Mum was always out or planning a social. So, she hired this French lady to watch us. She had killer legs and when she'd read the nap time story, she'd lean over and you could see down her shirt."

"You were a little horny for a 5 year old don't you think?"

"She stayed until I was 12. Then, when mum found out I was trying to screw her daughters, she told her that she could go. Slept with them anyway."

"I'm starting to rethink this whole fake dating thing."

"so, what's your favorite food?"

"Chinese. I LOVE orange chicken." (AN: YUM!!! I SO want some!! FOOD!!)

"I really like Italian. Well, I just like lasagna, but that's the same thing."

"Where do you work? You never said."

"Ministry. Lost and found things. People. Kinda top secret. And, I already know you're an ex-playgirl."

"I'm a writer and that was only a one time job. What's your favorite color?"

"Black. What about you?"

"I like blue. Silver too."

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"You just can't even TRY to be polite," she screamed at the top of her lungs.

"I was until YOU made a big deal of everything," he screamed back, just as loud.

"You know what? Fuck this! I'm telling them everything and I don't give a damn about what you have to say!"

"So you just wanna tell them everything!?!?! Do you know how bad this will look?!?!?!"

"I don't CARE! I'm not going to lie just because you're ruined about how it will look!"

"You might wanna worry about YOU! Think how bad it'll look for you!"

"I almost married a PANSY for God's sake! Nothing can make things worse!"

"You are such a BITCH!"

Then, without warning, he grabbed her face and kissed her, causing her to hold back her next comment. She started to struggle, but then gave in as he deepened the kiss. God he smells so GOOD, was the only thing running through her head. His sent of mint and chocolate was driving her CRAZY.

It was only when she was sitting on the table and he was unhooking her bra, her shirt on the ground, did she realize what was going on. Furious with herself, she pulled away, picking her shirt up and putting it back on.

"What?" Draco asked, confused.

"We can't do this," she told him. "I already might be pregnant and this might make things worse."

"So you're really telling them?" Draco asked, looking at her.

"I have to," was Ginny's response. "I just can't lie to my family."

"Right," Draco sighed. "I just don't wanna know how they'll take it."

"Not good," was what Ginny grimly told him, knowing how her brothers were. They barely let her date Collin.

"I'll pick you up tomorrow for lunch," he told her. "We can discus when to tell them then."

"Okay," she sighed. "I work at Aqua. It's not too far from here."

"That girly magazine?" he asked, shocked. "I'll be there at noon."

And, before she could say another word, he was gone.

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"This is Mistress," she told him, picking up a light green snake. It was about two feet long and was slithering all over her, wrapping around her arm.

"You have a snake?" he asked, shocked.

"Yeah," she told him. "My friend gave her to me. I also have her mate, Master."

She turned back to the cage to see it empty.

"That's odd," she murmured. "He should be in here." She was about to tell Lex that he had gone missing, when she heard him scream.

"What is it?" she asked him, walking over.

"There's something going up my leg," he told her.

Asia looked to see a bit of dark green hanging out of his pant leg.

"Must be master," she told him. "Now, if you calm down and hold still, I'll get him out."

"He's getting a little too close for comfort," he breathed out.

Asia snickered and grabbed the end of the snake, who just tightened onto his leg. She rubbed the snake, pulling up Lex's jeans. Feeling what she was doing, the snake only tightened onto his leg, making Lex wince. Then, she pulled on the snake, unwinding him from the man's leg.

Finally, the snake loosened up and was pulled off Lex's leg. He slithered up Asia's arm as she moved back towards the tank, placing the two snakes inside.

"I'm going," Lex told her. "I'll see you later."

Then, without another word, he was gone.

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Ginny was sitting at the table, thinking over her doomed fate, when Asia walked in. The girl sat at the table and said two words that showed mirrored Ginny's feelings.

"We're screwed," were her exact words.

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