Howdy's jokes
Howdy: Well howdy hoden!
Dexter: heke why did you say your name?
Howdy:...
Charlotte: Co'mon Howdy start telling jokes!
Howdy:Okay, Why did the girl kick the clock out the window when she
was bored?
Dexter: right now I feel like the bored girl.
Charlotte: I DONT!
Dexter: that was not helping.
Howdy: Why?
Dexter and Charlotte: Why?
Howdy: Cause she wanted to see time fly!
Silence. ( ya know those anoying little crickets? well one chirped
now.
Howdy: Ahhhh! *Grabbs the cricket and kicks it out of the window.*
silence. (now instead a bee buzzed.
And Howdy did the same.
Dexter: this is disturbing.
And it went on until an elephant did the sound it did.
Charlotte: Howdy dont!!!
It was too late.
Howdy had bad aim.
He hit a ham.
Charlotte: Heke?, how can an elephant fit in the clubhouse?
Bijou: HOWDY! HOW DARE YOU!
*the elephant eats her.
Boss: Noooo!
*Howdy kicks the elephant out of the window.*
Dexter: Did we even have a window in the first place?
Silence
Howdy: DONT YOU DARE ANIMALS!
*A little criket crys while chirping*
Howdy: *Picks it up* Ahh.
*the criket smiles*
Charlotte: In the second place, Is it me or do crikets have smiles?
Dexter: *Silence* *Another criket appers. It chirped as loud as
bosses crys. Actually it was louder.
Howdy:Yay another criket!
Dexter: And I thought Howdy was evil.
Charlotte: You should take that back.
Howdy: Hahhahahahhahahah! *Squishes the crikets then kicks out the
window.
Meanwhile at Laura'a school...
Laura: Kana! Lets go and pet that criket!
Kana: Ummm.... You go first.
*Laura pets the dead one*
Laura:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kana: lol
Laura: ITS NOT FUNNY!
Kana: Yes it is.
Laura: *shoves Kana's hand to touch the dead criket*
Kana:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: lol
Kana: Laura, why did you want to touch the criket in the third place?
Laura: I dont know.
Silence.
A criket jumps and chirps.
Howdy: Ahhhh! jumps out the window and kills the criket.
Howdy: *Uh Oh* *Jumps back to the other hams*
Kana: *Faints*
Laura: But Kana you are already faint. Cause you are white! lol
Laura: I thought I saw a ham?
Laura: who cares!Runs caring Kana to the hospital*
Charlotte: So we were at a school. Why do they call it a hospital?
I mean You dont spit in it?
Everyham slept.
Except Bijou.
Charlotte: (whispering) well we are running short. Even though we
dont run then short. A short is trosers with humongous holes. they
are so big that the leave only the top half and the bottom falls off.
*turns the page.*
Penelope: Owkweee!
Charlotte: Ahhhh!*kills penelope*(no offence Penelope and bijou
lovers).
Charlotte turns the page. Even though there wasnt any pages.
It was real.
Howdy: Well howdy hoden!
Dexter: heke why did you say your name?
Howdy:...
Charlotte: Co'mon Howdy start telling jokes!
Howdy:Okay, Why did the girl kick the clock out the window when she
was bored?
Dexter: right now I feel like the bored girl.
Charlotte: I DONT!
Dexter: that was not helping.
Howdy: Why?
Dexter and Charlotte: Why?
Howdy: Cause she wanted to see time fly!
Silence. ( ya know those anoying little crickets? well one chirped
now.
Howdy: Ahhhh! *Grabbs the cricket and kicks it out of the window.*
silence. (now instead a bee buzzed.
And Howdy did the same.
Dexter: this is disturbing.
And it went on until an elephant did the sound it did.
Charlotte: Howdy dont!!!
It was too late.
Howdy had bad aim.
He hit a ham.
Charlotte: Heke?, how can an elephant fit in the clubhouse?
Bijou: HOWDY! HOW DARE YOU!
*the elephant eats her.
Boss: Noooo!
*Howdy kicks the elephant out of the window.*
Dexter: Did we even have a window in the first place?
Silence
Howdy: DONT YOU DARE ANIMALS!
*A little criket crys while chirping*
Howdy: *Picks it up* Ahh.
*the criket smiles*
Charlotte: In the second place, Is it me or do crikets have smiles?
Dexter: *Silence* *Another criket appers. It chirped as loud as
bosses crys. Actually it was louder.
Howdy:Yay another criket!
Dexter: And I thought Howdy was evil.
Charlotte: You should take that back.
Howdy: Hahhahahahhahahah! *Squishes the crikets then kicks out the
window.
Meanwhile at Laura'a school...
Laura: Kana! Lets go and pet that criket!
Kana: Ummm.... You go first.
*Laura pets the dead one*
Laura:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kana: lol
Laura: ITS NOT FUNNY!
Kana: Yes it is.
Laura: *shoves Kana's hand to touch the dead criket*
Kana:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: lol
Kana: Laura, why did you want to touch the criket in the third place?
Laura: I dont know.
Silence.
A criket jumps and chirps.
Howdy: Ahhhh! jumps out the window and kills the criket.
Howdy: *Uh Oh* *Jumps back to the other hams*
Kana: *Faints*
Laura: But Kana you are already faint. Cause you are white! lol
Laura: I thought I saw a ham?
Laura: who cares!Runs caring Kana to the hospital*
Charlotte: So we were at a school. Why do they call it a hospital?
I mean You dont spit in it?
Everyham slept.
Except Bijou.
Charlotte: (whispering) well we are running short. Even though we
dont run then short. A short is trosers with humongous holes. they
are so big that the leave only the top half and the bottom falls off.
*turns the page.*
Penelope: Owkweee!
Charlotte: Ahhhh!*kills penelope*(no offence Penelope and bijou
lovers).
Charlotte turns the page. Even though there wasnt any pages.
It was real.