Humm... hum... I know it's been a pretty long way... but now, it's the first world! Yay! Hmph! I don't even know why I am writing this! Only like, 4 people reviewed... (thanks by the way)
Ryoko: sorry again!
Disclaimer: see previous chapters
Chapter 6: Wonderland
The ship landed and everyone fell down the rabbit hole just like Alice did in the movie. Mily was deathly afraid of dying even though they were falling softly. Metachi was trying to keep her kimono from going up and calm people like Tyger were just letting themselves fall and then silently touch ground.
"Yay! We're here!" said Ryoko as she landed.
"Have we stopped yet?" Mily asked covering her eyes.
"Yes, you can look now." said Raphael.
Goofy landed on his face while Donald landed properly.
Daydream suddenly remembered something and ran up to Goofy and totally glomped him.
"Ah! You're my favorite Disney character! Favorite, favorite, favorite!! She said excitedly and jumped around.
"Aw, shucks, thanks!" replied Goofy.
"I hate... this movie... I think it scarred me for life." grumbled Mily.
"Yeah I heard some pedophile wrote it because he liked little girls." said Donatello.
"Where the heck did you hear that?" asked Raph a little shocked.
"Dude, he has a computer, with internet, who knows what sort of things he looks at!" said Mikey eyeing Donatello and pretending to be suspicious.
Donnie just blushed bright red. "I do NOT look at anything like THAT!" he retorted.
"Of course not!" said Mikey in mock concern. "I was merely referring to all the 'research' he does, mainly at a little website I'd like to call www.s-e-"
"Ok! Enough! That's not important! Let's just figure out what to do here..." said Donatello effectively cutting Michelangelo off in mid-sentence.
"Well, we're in wonderland." said Donald just as the signature white rabbit ran by in a huge hurry.
"No duh," smirked Tyger.
"Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear! I'm here, I should be there. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The queen, she'll have my head for sure!" cried the poor white rabbit.
"It talks!" exclaimed Sora.
The white rabbit quickly ran off before anyone could comment on the ridiculousness anymore.
"Quick! We gotta follow it!" said Raphaella.
"Why?" Arista scoffed annoyingly and quickly changed her tone. "I mean, why...?" she asked softly.
"Uh... because! It's what you do!" replied Raphaella uneasily and ran off after it.
"Well, come on! This is supposed to happen." said Zip and everyone followed the red-shirted girl.
They quickly came to a door which opened into another door and another, and another....
"Ok, this is ridiculous!" exclaimed Gijinka Renamon as the last door finally opened.
"Let's go..." whispered Metachi.
"Why are we whispering?" whispered Danceingfae.
"I dunno..." she whispered back.
The doors opened into a white room called the Bizarre Room with a table in the middle and a little door on the floor with a doorknob that was snoring.
"Heh, what a cute little door!" said Took_Baggins kneeling down to it.
"How did he get so small?" asked Sora kneeling down beside Took_Baggins.
"No, you're simply too big." yawned the doorknob.
"It talks too!" said Donald.
"Must you be so loud? You woke me up." snorted the doorknob.
"It's a rude cute little door..." said Took_Baggins
"Ask it how we're supposed to get through the damn thing..." muttered Raphael who was anxious for this whole thing to be over right NOW.
"Good night..." murmured the door.
"Wait! How are we supposed to get small?" asked Sora to the ever-tired doorknob who almost started to snore.
"Why don't you try that bottle... over there?" it yawned and promptly fell asleep.
Mily suddenly remembered and came to a conclusion."Oh yeah! Sora's gotta drink it and I think we'll all shrink." she said alerting Sora to pick up the little orange bottle with the tag that said 'drink me'.
"Ok... here goes..." he said a little nervously and drank the contents of the bottle.
"Help! I'm shrinking...!!" yelled Mikey in mock danger as he and everyone else in the room shrank until they were small enough to go through the door.
ET laughed and then she had a thought."Remember what happened in the movie?!" she gasped. " Alice cried and cried until she flooded this room but we're able to go through the door?!"
"What ARE you talking about?" asked Donald getting a little fed up.
"Oh.. Uh... nothing! Nothing at all!" denied ET waving her hands in front of her.
"Hmph!" was Donald's reply as he stepped through the little door.
Metachi's Mew Li had shrunk to the size of a penny but his voice was still loud. "This is not cool! Nothing's happening!" he grumbled.
"Li... Shhh!" shushed Metachi glaring at her pink companion annoyingly.
Soon everyone found themselves in an outdoor courtroom where Alice was on trial. The white rabbit blew his trumpet and recited something off a scroll.
"Court is now in session!" he barked.
Alice was completely clueless so she asked. "I'm on trial? Why?" she was currently being held in a cage.
The white rabbit just kept on talking. "Her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, is presiding!"
The Queen came into view and glared at poor Alice. "So this girl is the culprit. There's no doubt about it. And the reason is.. Because I say so! That's why!" she then let out a little evil laugh.
"That is so... unfair!" cried Alice.
The Queen did not care at ALL for the blond-haired girl in the blue dress. "Well, do you have anything to say n your defense?" she asked with an evil smirk.
Alice fumed. "Of course! I've done absolutely nothing wrong! You may be queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so...so mean!" she cried pathetically.
The queen was quite taken aback. "You dare defy ME? Silence girl!" she snapped.
Sora suddenly got an idea. "Can't we.. Help her out?" he asked innocently.
"Uhh... wouldn't that be... muddling?" asked Goofy.
Donald slapped himself. "Meddling!"
Goofy gave a blank stare for a while and snapped out of it. "Oh yeah! That's against the rules..." he said.
"Well, that's stupid..." muttered Daydream crossing her arms and pouting.
".....The court finds the defendant...guilty as charged! For the crimes of assault and attempted theft of my heart... (to the Cards) Off with her head!" yelled the Queen.
Alice gasped terrified. "No! No! Oh, please!" she cried.
"Hold it right there!" yelled Sora as he and the girls and the turtles AND Donald and Goofy came into view.
"You big meanie!" yelled Daydream but her mouth was quickly covered by Mikey.
"Why you impudent little... who are all of you?!" the Queen of Hearts asked angrily glaring at each person, especially Daydream.
"We- that's not important, Alice is innocent!" yelled Arista.
The Queen then looked a little more interested as Arista and TMNTpunker came into view. "Oh? Have you any proof?" she asked.
"Well..." began TMNTpunker.
"Bring forth some evidence or it's off with all your heads!" yelled the queen and went to sit on her throne.
The group proceeded into the Lotus forest which was much more annoying than it looked.
"Ok! This rock needs to be pushed and then..."
"I can't reach the ledge!"
"I found it! Oh... nevermind."
"Too BIG!"
"Here's one!"
"I found a new place!!!"
"Why is it upside down...?"
They soon met up with the cheshire cat smiling his cheeky smile. He gave everyone a new spell and some weird advice.
Mily found the first piece of evidence in the forest. Ninjalara followed up and found the second. Ryoko found the third piece in the upside-down room. Finally by some stroke of luck Mikey found the last piece.
"Cool! Hey... has anyone seen Arista, Riku and Punker lately?" asked Miranda.
"Agh! Help! I'm falling! I'm falling!" yelled Mikey.
"No you're not! The room is just upside-down!" said Raph and hit him.
"Uhh... let's just go save Alice..." suggested Donatello. "Before Raph kills him..."
"Nuh uh! Before I kill Raph!" yelled Daydream and lunged playfully.
The group soon met up with the Queen and presented the evidence in four boxes.
"Ha! Ha! Now we can prove Alice is innocent!" said Danceingfae but shrank away when all the cards glared at her.
Soon the five boxes got spread out before the Queen.
She was feeling rather lazy so she took the easy way out. "Yawn... it will take way to long to check them all so pick one."
"Oh no you don't... after all the trouble we went to..." growled Metachi.
"You dare object? Then you lose your head! Now! Pick one!" ordered the Queen.
"Fine, I'll do it." said Sora and began to walk towards the boxes.
Mily suddenly brought the walkthrough out and flipped to the Wonderland section. "Wait! Sora! Ok, pick this box." she advised.
Sora looked at the book and nodded. "Um, ok." he walked up to the farthest box on the left and picked it.
A heartless flew out astonishing everyone.
"What in the world...?" the Queen of Hearts asked amazed.
"There's your proof, Alice is innocent." said Mikey sticking his tongue out at her.
"Rrrrrrrrgh.... Silence! I'm the law here and article 29 states anyone who defies the Qeen loses their heads!!" she yelled.
"She's insane!" yelled Tyger and summoned her sword.
Mily looked around at all the cards closing in on them so she yelled. "Don't worry about the Queen watch out for the CARDS!!!" and she slashed at one with her bluish sword.
Lenni shrugged nonchalantly and sliced at a card with her dagger and it fell to the ground useless. "They're easy! We'll get to Alice yet!" she yelled confidently.
After HexAdecimal had killed the last one off they ran to the tower where Alice was being held captive and lowered it to the ground but she wasn't there...
"Where the heck is she?" asked Hex annoyingly.
"Yeah we went to all this trouble..." said Arista with that glint in her eye again.
"Well, she must have gotten kidnapped while we were fighting." said Donald surveying the whole thing from afar.
"Ya think?" asked Goofy. "Maybe she just got out." he laughed.
"No, she's been kidnapped." said Riku seriously.
Sora looked at him suspiciosly. "How come you're so sure...?" he asked.
"Nevermind, let's go look." said Riku a little nervously.
The group spread out the whole level looking for Alice and saw the Cheshire Cat again who gave them more weird advice to light all the candles.
"FIRE!" yelled Raphaella and lit the first one.
Once all four candles had been lit they saw the Cheshire Cat again and he warned them of an enemy that was about to come. The Trickmaster...
"DIE!!" yelled Mily as soon as she saw it.
Arista and TMNTpunker weren't doing too well during that fight. They needed a lot of potions.
Miranda and Leoluvr1 slashed at the Heartless with their weapons and tried out their new spells.
"Deep freeze!" yelled Miranda but it didn't do very much. "Why didn't it do any damage?!" she yelled in frustration.
"Yeah!" yelled Leoluvr1.
"Well you guys, it's because these spells are kinda useless! They get upgraded even if you don't use 'em!" yelled Ziptango and dodged a direct hit.
Finally they beat it and it died. The doorknob however was woken up and yawned a huge yawn. Inside it's mouth was a keyhole, Sora's Keyblade became activated and a blue beam emitted from it and sealed the world from the Heartless.
"Only 10 more worlds to go!" said Mily cheerfully.
Everyone received an Ifrit's horn accessory after the fight and a mysterious gummi piece for the ship.
"Well off to the next world!" yelled Sora happily and everyone ran to the gummi ship for some much needed rest.
A/N Eeeeeeeee!!! I liked this chapter!! I hope you liked it as much as I did!! ^^ review please!
Ryoko: sorry again!
Disclaimer: see previous chapters
Chapter 6: Wonderland
The ship landed and everyone fell down the rabbit hole just like Alice did in the movie. Mily was deathly afraid of dying even though they were falling softly. Metachi was trying to keep her kimono from going up and calm people like Tyger were just letting themselves fall and then silently touch ground.
"Yay! We're here!" said Ryoko as she landed.
"Have we stopped yet?" Mily asked covering her eyes.
"Yes, you can look now." said Raphael.
Goofy landed on his face while Donald landed properly.
Daydream suddenly remembered something and ran up to Goofy and totally glomped him.
"Ah! You're my favorite Disney character! Favorite, favorite, favorite!! She said excitedly and jumped around.
"Aw, shucks, thanks!" replied Goofy.
"I hate... this movie... I think it scarred me for life." grumbled Mily.
"Yeah I heard some pedophile wrote it because he liked little girls." said Donatello.
"Where the heck did you hear that?" asked Raph a little shocked.
"Dude, he has a computer, with internet, who knows what sort of things he looks at!" said Mikey eyeing Donatello and pretending to be suspicious.
Donnie just blushed bright red. "I do NOT look at anything like THAT!" he retorted.
"Of course not!" said Mikey in mock concern. "I was merely referring to all the 'research' he does, mainly at a little website I'd like to call www.s-e-"
"Ok! Enough! That's not important! Let's just figure out what to do here..." said Donatello effectively cutting Michelangelo off in mid-sentence.
"Well, we're in wonderland." said Donald just as the signature white rabbit ran by in a huge hurry.
"No duh," smirked Tyger.
"Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear! I'm here, I should be there. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The queen, she'll have my head for sure!" cried the poor white rabbit.
"It talks!" exclaimed Sora.
The white rabbit quickly ran off before anyone could comment on the ridiculousness anymore.
"Quick! We gotta follow it!" said Raphaella.
"Why?" Arista scoffed annoyingly and quickly changed her tone. "I mean, why...?" she asked softly.
"Uh... because! It's what you do!" replied Raphaella uneasily and ran off after it.
"Well, come on! This is supposed to happen." said Zip and everyone followed the red-shirted girl.
They quickly came to a door which opened into another door and another, and another....
"Ok, this is ridiculous!" exclaimed Gijinka Renamon as the last door finally opened.
"Let's go..." whispered Metachi.
"Why are we whispering?" whispered Danceingfae.
"I dunno..." she whispered back.
The doors opened into a white room called the Bizarre Room with a table in the middle and a little door on the floor with a doorknob that was snoring.
"Heh, what a cute little door!" said Took_Baggins kneeling down to it.
"How did he get so small?" asked Sora kneeling down beside Took_Baggins.
"No, you're simply too big." yawned the doorknob.
"It talks too!" said Donald.
"Must you be so loud? You woke me up." snorted the doorknob.
"It's a rude cute little door..." said Took_Baggins
"Ask it how we're supposed to get through the damn thing..." muttered Raphael who was anxious for this whole thing to be over right NOW.
"Good night..." murmured the door.
"Wait! How are we supposed to get small?" asked Sora to the ever-tired doorknob who almost started to snore.
"Why don't you try that bottle... over there?" it yawned and promptly fell asleep.
Mily suddenly remembered and came to a conclusion."Oh yeah! Sora's gotta drink it and I think we'll all shrink." she said alerting Sora to pick up the little orange bottle with the tag that said 'drink me'.
"Ok... here goes..." he said a little nervously and drank the contents of the bottle.
"Help! I'm shrinking...!!" yelled Mikey in mock danger as he and everyone else in the room shrank until they were small enough to go through the door.
ET laughed and then she had a thought."Remember what happened in the movie?!" she gasped. " Alice cried and cried until she flooded this room but we're able to go through the door?!"
"What ARE you talking about?" asked Donald getting a little fed up.
"Oh.. Uh... nothing! Nothing at all!" denied ET waving her hands in front of her.
"Hmph!" was Donald's reply as he stepped through the little door.
Metachi's Mew Li had shrunk to the size of a penny but his voice was still loud. "This is not cool! Nothing's happening!" he grumbled.
"Li... Shhh!" shushed Metachi glaring at her pink companion annoyingly.
Soon everyone found themselves in an outdoor courtroom where Alice was on trial. The white rabbit blew his trumpet and recited something off a scroll.
"Court is now in session!" he barked.
Alice was completely clueless so she asked. "I'm on trial? Why?" she was currently being held in a cage.
The white rabbit just kept on talking. "Her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, is presiding!"
The Queen came into view and glared at poor Alice. "So this girl is the culprit. There's no doubt about it. And the reason is.. Because I say so! That's why!" she then let out a little evil laugh.
"That is so... unfair!" cried Alice.
The Queen did not care at ALL for the blond-haired girl in the blue dress. "Well, do you have anything to say n your defense?" she asked with an evil smirk.
Alice fumed. "Of course! I've done absolutely nothing wrong! You may be queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so...so mean!" she cried pathetically.
The queen was quite taken aback. "You dare defy ME? Silence girl!" she snapped.
Sora suddenly got an idea. "Can't we.. Help her out?" he asked innocently.
"Uhh... wouldn't that be... muddling?" asked Goofy.
Donald slapped himself. "Meddling!"
Goofy gave a blank stare for a while and snapped out of it. "Oh yeah! That's against the rules..." he said.
"Well, that's stupid..." muttered Daydream crossing her arms and pouting.
".....The court finds the defendant...guilty as charged! For the crimes of assault and attempted theft of my heart... (to the Cards) Off with her head!" yelled the Queen.
Alice gasped terrified. "No! No! Oh, please!" she cried.
"Hold it right there!" yelled Sora as he and the girls and the turtles AND Donald and Goofy came into view.
"You big meanie!" yelled Daydream but her mouth was quickly covered by Mikey.
"Why you impudent little... who are all of you?!" the Queen of Hearts asked angrily glaring at each person, especially Daydream.
"We- that's not important, Alice is innocent!" yelled Arista.
The Queen then looked a little more interested as Arista and TMNTpunker came into view. "Oh? Have you any proof?" she asked.
"Well..." began TMNTpunker.
"Bring forth some evidence or it's off with all your heads!" yelled the queen and went to sit on her throne.
The group proceeded into the Lotus forest which was much more annoying than it looked.
"Ok! This rock needs to be pushed and then..."
"I can't reach the ledge!"
"I found it! Oh... nevermind."
"Too BIG!"
"Here's one!"
"I found a new place!!!"
"Why is it upside down...?"
They soon met up with the cheshire cat smiling his cheeky smile. He gave everyone a new spell and some weird advice.
Mily found the first piece of evidence in the forest. Ninjalara followed up and found the second. Ryoko found the third piece in the upside-down room. Finally by some stroke of luck Mikey found the last piece.
"Cool! Hey... has anyone seen Arista, Riku and Punker lately?" asked Miranda.
"Agh! Help! I'm falling! I'm falling!" yelled Mikey.
"No you're not! The room is just upside-down!" said Raph and hit him.
"Uhh... let's just go save Alice..." suggested Donatello. "Before Raph kills him..."
"Nuh uh! Before I kill Raph!" yelled Daydream and lunged playfully.
The group soon met up with the Queen and presented the evidence in four boxes.
"Ha! Ha! Now we can prove Alice is innocent!" said Danceingfae but shrank away when all the cards glared at her.
Soon the five boxes got spread out before the Queen.
She was feeling rather lazy so she took the easy way out. "Yawn... it will take way to long to check them all so pick one."
"Oh no you don't... after all the trouble we went to..." growled Metachi.
"You dare object? Then you lose your head! Now! Pick one!" ordered the Queen.
"Fine, I'll do it." said Sora and began to walk towards the boxes.
Mily suddenly brought the walkthrough out and flipped to the Wonderland section. "Wait! Sora! Ok, pick this box." she advised.
Sora looked at the book and nodded. "Um, ok." he walked up to the farthest box on the left and picked it.
A heartless flew out astonishing everyone.
"What in the world...?" the Queen of Hearts asked amazed.
"There's your proof, Alice is innocent." said Mikey sticking his tongue out at her.
"Rrrrrrrrgh.... Silence! I'm the law here and article 29 states anyone who defies the Qeen loses their heads!!" she yelled.
"She's insane!" yelled Tyger and summoned her sword.
Mily looked around at all the cards closing in on them so she yelled. "Don't worry about the Queen watch out for the CARDS!!!" and she slashed at one with her bluish sword.
Lenni shrugged nonchalantly and sliced at a card with her dagger and it fell to the ground useless. "They're easy! We'll get to Alice yet!" she yelled confidently.
After HexAdecimal had killed the last one off they ran to the tower where Alice was being held captive and lowered it to the ground but she wasn't there...
"Where the heck is she?" asked Hex annoyingly.
"Yeah we went to all this trouble..." said Arista with that glint in her eye again.
"Well, she must have gotten kidnapped while we were fighting." said Donald surveying the whole thing from afar.
"Ya think?" asked Goofy. "Maybe she just got out." he laughed.
"No, she's been kidnapped." said Riku seriously.
Sora looked at him suspiciosly. "How come you're so sure...?" he asked.
"Nevermind, let's go look." said Riku a little nervously.
The group spread out the whole level looking for Alice and saw the Cheshire Cat again who gave them more weird advice to light all the candles.
"FIRE!" yelled Raphaella and lit the first one.
Once all four candles had been lit they saw the Cheshire Cat again and he warned them of an enemy that was about to come. The Trickmaster...
"DIE!!" yelled Mily as soon as she saw it.
Arista and TMNTpunker weren't doing too well during that fight. They needed a lot of potions.
Miranda and Leoluvr1 slashed at the Heartless with their weapons and tried out their new spells.
"Deep freeze!" yelled Miranda but it didn't do very much. "Why didn't it do any damage?!" she yelled in frustration.
"Yeah!" yelled Leoluvr1.
"Well you guys, it's because these spells are kinda useless! They get upgraded even if you don't use 'em!" yelled Ziptango and dodged a direct hit.
Finally they beat it and it died. The doorknob however was woken up and yawned a huge yawn. Inside it's mouth was a keyhole, Sora's Keyblade became activated and a blue beam emitted from it and sealed the world from the Heartless.
"Only 10 more worlds to go!" said Mily cheerfully.
Everyone received an Ifrit's horn accessory after the fight and a mysterious gummi piece for the ship.
"Well off to the next world!" yelled Sora happily and everyone ran to the gummi ship for some much needed rest.
A/N Eeeeeeeee!!! I liked this chapter!! I hope you liked it as much as I did!! ^^ review please!