A/N: YAY! Finally typed out Chapter 5, there has been so much homework. I could have typed it earlier, but I had a lot of tests too and I needed to study so yeah, forgive me for keeping you guys waiting. But IT'S FINALLY HERE! CHAPTER 5!


Hermione moaned as her eyes fluttered open. Her head was killing her. She finally took notice she was not in her bed, nor the Gryffindor girl's dormitory. She was in a white bed with covers and curtains. The Hospital Wing! Madam Pomfrey came in seeing that she was awake and hurried over.

"Ah, Mr. Malfoy you're awake!" Madam Pomfrey walked over and started feeling for her pulse.

"Wha-?" Hermione started to say; realising that it wasn't her voice that came out. She quickly shut her mouth.

It sounded like a guy's voice, Malfoy's in fact.

"Oh my god! The potion!" Hermione yelled, waking the other person sleeping in the bed next to hers.

"Bloody hell, do you have to be so loud?"

Hermione gasped, she was staring at...well, Hermione!

"Who are you?" Hermione asked.

"What? I'm Malfoy." Draco stopped short, watching her with a horrified expression. "Why are you, me?"

Malfoy and I traded bodies! Hermione thought just as horrified.

"What are you two talking about?" Madam Pomfrey asked, watching the two panicked students curiously.

"Uh...nothing, may we go?" Hermione asked, still in Draco's body.

"Are you feeling better?" Madam Pomfrey eyed them suspiciously.

"Yeah, we're in tip top shape!" Draco said.

Madam Pomfrey let them go but very hesitantly. Hermione and Draco hurried out of the Hospital Wing and into the nearest empty classroom.

"What the hell happened?" Draco fumed.

Hermione watched herself yell hoarse as Draco continued yelling.

"The potion! It was supposed to be blue. Instead of a Memory potion, I made some sort of Polyjuice potion," Hermione explained quickly.

"What kind of potion is Polyjuice?" Draco asked.

"You change into another person for an hour, but I guess I didn't make a Polyjuice potion, it had to be something else. We probably changed after we blacked out," Hermione said quickly.

"Granger, this is all your fault! Wait until my father hears of this! He'll snap you in two!"

"Give it a rest Malfoy, your threats are stupid. Besides, you're me and I'm you. Sounds confusing but deal with it, for now that is"

"So...so I'm stuck as you? And you're stuck as me?"

"It's not like I'm enjoying myself either," Hermione yelled.

"No need to yell. What are we going to do now?" Draco said.

"We're stuck like this until I find some information. You'll have to hang out with Ron and Harry, and I have to hang out with Crabbe and Goyle," Hermione explained. "But the thing is, you'll have to act like me, and I, you." Hermione's heart sank. "That'll mean I'll have to start insulting people."

"It's not hard you know," Draco said. "Especially with so many dumb arses walking around in the castle."

"It's winter break so most of the Gryffindors will be gone except Ron and Harry. The password is Bravery," Hermione continued to explain.

"You have to stop insulting Ron and Harry and call them by their first names. We cannot tell anyone, besides it will probably wear off in a few days or so. There's no way this could last."

"Right, the password by the way, to the Slytherin common room is impeachment. Just to warn you, the Slytherin's are rough there, don't let them push you around. Most of them are scared of me, I have a pretty good reputation," Draco smirked. He quickly narrowed his eyes. "You better not ruin it for me or there will be hell, Granger."

Hermione rolled her eyes, and walked away ready to face whatever comes at her. Draco watched her or rather himself walk away.


"Time to have some fun," Draco continued to smirk.
A/N: Ah, I know this chapter is really short. You should see how short chapter 7 is; it only took a page for me to write. The other was two and more. OKAY I SERIOUSLY NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PUT MY FONT AS ITALIC BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY NEED IT FOR THE NEXT TWO CHAPTERS, AND MAYBE AFTER THAT TOO! Now you've read, hope your happy, remember to REVIEW!