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Chapter 9: Baby Shopping

Writing there whole name is tiring so when I refer to them this is the code:

Andy= Andy

Amy= A

Ephram= E

Bright= B

Deliah= D

2 months later......

Ephram got up early on Saturday morning.

He and Amy were going baby shopping today.

He showered, got dressed,and went downstairs.

E: Hey Dad.

Andy: Hey son.

E: Dad can I borrow your credit card?

Andy: And why may I ask?

E: Me and Amy are going baby shopping.

Andy ok here ya go.

E: Thanks

Andy: Don't buy to much I would still like to have some money when you come back.

E: Ok I have to go pick up Amy now see ya!

Andy: Can you take Deliah with you?

E: Can't you or Nina watch her?

Andy: Me and Nina both have to work today.

E; Fine where is she?

Andy: Out back

(Ephram walked out the back door)

E: Hey squirt.

D: Hey, and don't call me squirt.

E: Fine, come on lets go.

D: where?

E: Amy me and you are going baby shopping.

D: cool lets go get Amy

E: ok

D: Hey Ephram can I help shop?

E: Sure

D: Yippee

(They went to Amy's house.)

E: Hey Amy how are you?

A: Fine but these kids are driving me crazy.

E: Only 6 more months.

A: Yeah, Oh hey Deliah I didn't see you there.

D: Hey I have to come with you my dad has to work.

A: Fine with me, Bright's coming too he's driving us.

D: Really?!

A: (She leaned her head in the door.) COME ON BRIGHT!!! (She yelled)

B: Alright I'm here!

A: Welll it's about time Jackass!

(Bright leans over and whispers in Ephrams ear)

B: Those hormones are driving me crazy!

A: I heard that! (She starts crying)

B: Yikes- come on Deliah will wait for em in the car.

D: Ok!!!

E: Deliah has a big crush on Bright. I swear if they get married I'll hurl.

(Amy laughed)

E: Come on we should get to that truck before Deliah jumps on him. (He shivers at the thought of it)

They went to the truck. Deliah sat upfront with Bright and Amy and Ephram were sitting in the back.

During the ride Deliah turned around in her seat so she could watch Amy and Ephram make out.

Bright noticed deliah watching Ephram and Amy and laughed.

E: What's so funny?

B: Dude you got an audience. (he points to Deliah.)

E: Turn around Deliah, shouldn't you be looking at other things like.... (Everyone looked at Bright)(Deliah blushed)

B: What? (he saw everyone looking at him.)

E: Well Bright the thing is...

(Deliah gave him the evil eye)

E: Ok Deliah then turn around

D: Fine

B: Whats going on?

D: It's nothing (she squeeked)

B: If you say so.

(Amy and Ephram laughed and went back to kissing again.)

B: hey guys we're here do you think you could pry your faces apart on your own or should I get a crowbar?

A: We can do it on our own no need to break out the crowbar. What's a crowbar?

(They laughed and got out of the truck and went in the Baby store.)

B: So Amy what do you need?

A: Well gee Bright the last time I did this I had no idea what I was doing but this time I have a pretty good idea.

B: Cute.

E: Shouldn't you get something you can use now like maternity close?

A: Great idea close shopping!! Deliah want to help?

D: sure

A: You boys can hold our purses.

D: I don't have a purse.

A: Well we should fix that right now.

Amy and deliah wenmt next door to a beauty shop while the boys waited for them in the baby store.

Amy bought Deliah a purse, some lipstick, some eyeshadow, and some nail polish.

They went out of the store but before going back in the baby store Amy showed Deliah how to apply make-up.

She put some lipstck and eyeshadow on her. Then they went back in the baby store.

E: Deliah, you look like a girl.

D: That's because I am a girl.

E: You are? I thought you were my little brother that had long hair.

(Deliah sticks out her tounge at her brother.)

A: Now you can hold our purses. (Delia hands her purse to Bright and Amy hands hers to Ephram.)

(The girls went to the back of the store to look at maternity close.)

B: I feel like I'm married.

E: DON"T MARRY MY SISTER!! (He said before he relized what he was saying.)

B: Okay one she is about 6 years too young and two my little sister is carrying your twins.

E: I wouldn't tell my sis she's too young if I were you.

B: What?

E: She has got a humeogous crush on you.

B: She does?

E: Yep if she had any pictures of you you probably wouldn't be able to see her wall.

B; Whoa, Is this what you guys were talking about in the truck?

E: yep, You seriously didn't know?

B: No, How long?

E: I think since Edna's birthday.

B: Oh you mean the day I call The worst day in my whole life!

E: yep! My sister is ion love with you!

B: In love??? Awww man what the hell am I suppossed to do??

E: Well for one you can shut up because they're coming.

A: ok we got some really cute maternity close look.

Amy pulled out a pink maternity shirt that says BABIES on it and it has 2 arrows that point to her stomach.

E: Cute (They all laughed)

B: Ok so what do we need now?

D: Baby clothes!

B: So I guess we'll be right here holding your purses like we're married right?

A: Yep and I call Ephram I don't want to be married to my brother. (Deliah laughed)

(Bright went over to Deliah.)

B: So i guess your married to me for the day. (he kissed her hand.)

D: Guess so. (she blushed.)

Deliah and Amy went over to the baby clothes rack in the back of the store and started to look at baby clothes.

B: Damn it your right.

E: Huh?

B: About Deliah did you see how red her face was?

E: Yeah and your really helping her by being married today! I-YI-YI!

B: Yeah I guess. Damnit!

Meanwhile in the back of the store....

A: So you like my brother?

D: How did you know?

A: because when he talks to you you get all red and can't stop smiling.

D: So It's hot out today.

A: Deliah we're in Colorado. It's freezing!

D: Fine i have a little crush.

A: Nope, Your in love.

D: How do you know?

A: Cause you look like me when I'm around your brother.

D: You guys are in love? Are you guys getting married?

A: If we do not for a while.

D: Can I come to the wedding?

A: If there is one you can be in it.

D: Really?

A: Flower girl or Bridesmaid?

D: Um... Bridesmaid!

A: Ok if we get engaged you'll be the first one I tell!

(Deliah giggles)

Bright and Ephram are walking over now.

E: Can we help?

A: Nope, we are the wives we shop you pay! (Deliah giggles)

B: Oh God this is going to be a long day!!

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A/N: I'd like to thank OC starryeyed for the idea for the kids to go Baby shopping in this chapter!!!