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Just My Luck Egg Baby
Kagome, Sango, Inu Yasha and Miroku walked into their last class health and sat in the last four seats in the very back of the classroom.
"Shit, not this again." Sango moaned.
"What." Kagome asked.
"Fuck." Inu Yasha and Miroku said in unison.
"Tell me or I'll start killing. " Kagome said annoyed she wasn't getting an answer.
Sango pointed to the board and Kagome looked up. There in big letters read.
EGG BABY EXPERIMENT. WELCOME TO PARENTING.
"And that means." Kagome asked.
"It means." Inu Yasha started. "We have to pair up and take care of a dead egg for a grade."
"Fun." Kagome said sarcastically.
"Very." Miroku said shaking his head.
The bell rang and the teacher came in. "Hello class, as you see we are doing the egg experiment for the entire week. It will teach you parenting skills for the future."
"Yeah, cause we all know how babies are just like eggs." Kagome said annoyed.
"What did you say Miss Higurashi, would you like to share that with the class?"
"Sure, why not, I said we all know how babies and eggs are so alike, what a great lesson. Now we'll know how to fry our kids when we're hungry."
"I don't like your remarks, detention for a week."
"So that makes three weeks now?"
"Watch it or I'll make it two weeks."
"Cool, sounds great." "Two weeks. Do you want more?"
"No, I just needed one more so I can be with Sango for the next month but if she gets more I'll let you know."
Sango smiled happily. "Good, now both of us are in detention together, I'm so happy."
Kagome smile and nodded.
The teacher snorted and got on with the lesson. "I will pair you up, boy girl of course, and you will care for an egg for a week and be graded on it. It will be 60% of your final grade."
The class groaned in response.
"Let's start shall we."
The teacher paired people up and our favorite four just sat in back bored. When the teacher said Kikyo, Inu Yasha prayed he wouldn't be stuck with her. Lucky him, she was paired up with a boy named Hojo.
"Thank the gods." Inu Yasha mumbled.
"Miroku and Sango are a pair." The teacher said placing an egg on Miroku's desk since Sango was trying to break open her skull by slamming it on the desk. "Inu Yasha and Kagome." She placed an egg on Kagome's desk and Kagome picked it up.
"Our kids this ugly." She said examining it.
"Don't even say that." Inu Yasha growled.
"Good thing it's just a project or I'd have to kill myself for ever getting knocked up by you."
A/N Short sorry. I'll update soon K. review laterz
Just My Luck Egg Baby
Kagome, Sango, Inu Yasha and Miroku walked into their last class health and sat in the last four seats in the very back of the classroom.
"Shit, not this again." Sango moaned.
"What." Kagome asked.
"Fuck." Inu Yasha and Miroku said in unison.
"Tell me or I'll start killing. " Kagome said annoyed she wasn't getting an answer.
Sango pointed to the board and Kagome looked up. There in big letters read.
EGG BABY EXPERIMENT. WELCOME TO PARENTING.
"And that means." Kagome asked.
"It means." Inu Yasha started. "We have to pair up and take care of a dead egg for a grade."
"Fun." Kagome said sarcastically.
"Very." Miroku said shaking his head.
The bell rang and the teacher came in. "Hello class, as you see we are doing the egg experiment for the entire week. It will teach you parenting skills for the future."
"Yeah, cause we all know how babies are just like eggs." Kagome said annoyed.
"What did you say Miss Higurashi, would you like to share that with the class?"
"Sure, why not, I said we all know how babies and eggs are so alike, what a great lesson. Now we'll know how to fry our kids when we're hungry."
"I don't like your remarks, detention for a week."
"So that makes three weeks now?"
"Watch it or I'll make it two weeks."
"Cool, sounds great." "Two weeks. Do you want more?"
"No, I just needed one more so I can be with Sango for the next month but if she gets more I'll let you know."
Sango smiled happily. "Good, now both of us are in detention together, I'm so happy."
Kagome smile and nodded.
The teacher snorted and got on with the lesson. "I will pair you up, boy girl of course, and you will care for an egg for a week and be graded on it. It will be 60% of your final grade."
The class groaned in response.
"Let's start shall we."
The teacher paired people up and our favorite four just sat in back bored. When the teacher said Kikyo, Inu Yasha prayed he wouldn't be stuck with her. Lucky him, she was paired up with a boy named Hojo.
"Thank the gods." Inu Yasha mumbled.
"Miroku and Sango are a pair." The teacher said placing an egg on Miroku's desk since Sango was trying to break open her skull by slamming it on the desk. "Inu Yasha and Kagome." She placed an egg on Kagome's desk and Kagome picked it up.
"Our kids this ugly." She said examining it.
"Don't even say that." Inu Yasha growled.
"Good thing it's just a project or I'd have to kill myself for ever getting knocked up by you."
A/N Short sorry. I'll update soon K. review laterz