A/N ~ I don't own nottin now leave me alone
Just My Luck Eggs Are Meant To Be Fried
Our favorite group is walking down the hall towards their dorm. Sango was looking at her egg carefully.
"Who will an egg teach us parenting, it's just not right I tell ya."
"Sango, don't you love being my wife, I know you do." Miroku said putting an arm around Sango's shoulder.
Sango pushed it off. "Resist all urges to kill."
Inu Yasha laughed. "Looks like Miroku's got baby mama trauma." He threw his egg in the air and caught it.
"Don't do that, that egg's 60% of our final grade." Kagome said hitting Inu Yasha in the back the head.
"Come on, lets eat it. Wait, when did you start caring bout your grades."
"Bite me, when did you start eating eggs."
"When I found out you'd be pissed if it died."
"Eat it and you'll be dead."
"So violent."
"Not as violent as you Mister I'll-fuck-up-your-face-if-you-say-that- again.
"Hey, he deserved it."
"Whatever."
Sango broke in. "Yeah that's so very sweet and all but what are we gonna do tonite."
"Get wasted." Inu Yasha and Kagome both said.
"We do that every Friday, and Saturday, oh hell we do that everyday." Miroku pointed out.
"So, it's a good plan." Inu Yasha said boredly.
"God damn drunks." Sango muttered handing the egg to Miroku.
"Inu Yasha, give me the egg before you kill it." Kagome reached her hand out.
"How am I suppose to be a good father when you keep kidnapping the kid." Inu Yasha said handing the egg to her.
"Send it a postcard."
"Hey, Yash, go long." Miroku told him.
Inu Yasha ran down the hall and Miroku threw the egg which Inu Yasha barley caught.
"Learn to catch Yash, you nearly killed my kid." Miroku yelled trying to sound serious.
"Learn to throw, then you won't have to worry."
"You're a killer you know that." Kagome told Inu Yasha.
"No, not yet, but very soon."
"Kill their kid not ours."
"Picky picky."
"You know it."
When they got to their dorm, Sango unlocked the door and they all went in. Kagome, who now had both eggs, set them on the counter and went and sat down with her three friends.
"What are we gonna do tonite." Kagome asked.
"Make omelets." Miroku said.
"How bout no." Sango said giving him a death glare.
"Fine, be that way." Miroku said putting his hands up in defense.
~~ Later that night ~~
"So.bored." Inu Yasha said flipping through channels.
"To damn bad, get over it." Kagome said stealing the remote from him.
"Hey."
"Hey what."
"You better give that back."
"Or what."
"I'll kill you."
"Bring it on."
Inu Yasha jumped on Kagome and wrestled her to the ground but couldn't get the remote.
Miroku shook his head sadly. "We go through this every night."
The doorbell rang and Sango went to answer it. When she opened the door, she saw the girl she really didn't want to see that night, or ever. Kikyo stood in the doorway with her egg, obviously being stuck with it.
"What." Sango growled.
Kikyo pushed her way passed Sango and walked to where Inu Yasha was on top of Kagome trying to get the remote but it didn't really look like that was what they were doing.
"Inu Yasha, how could you." Kikyo yelled putting the egg on a table.
"Huh, what." Inu Yasha looked up. "How could I what, stop confusing me."
"How could you cheat on me."
"How could I cheat on you, nothing was going on exept whatever it was in your sick mind."
"Don't change the subject."
"Huh, your changing the subject stupid ho."
"Don't call me that."
"I just did."
"Oh, you just got rejected." Kagome laughed, forgetting Inu Yasha was still on her.
"How very sad but buh bye now." Sango said pulling on Kikyo's shirt.
"I'm not leaving." Kikyo snapped at Sango.
"Suit yourself." Sango said grabbing Kikyo's egg and slamming it on her head. "Opps, looks like you need a shower."
"You little bitch." Kikyo screamed and lifted her hand but Miroku grabbed her wrist.
"Time you leave." He said pulling her towards the door with Sango following.
Inu Yasha and Kagome watched them leave and Inu Yasha looked down at Kagome.
"How's it goin."
"Get off me mutt."
"Oh, that hurts." Inu Yasha said putting a sad look on his face.
"Get.off.now."
"What if I don't want to."
"What." Kagome gulped as Inu Yasha lowered his face to hers so their noses were touching.
"I said what if I don't want to."
Kagome just stared wide eyed at him.
"What if I like where I am." Inu Yasha smiled and kissed her gently then got up and walked to his room but stopped at the door. "Think about it." He went into his room and closed the door behind him.
Kagome sat up slowly and touched her lips. He had just kissed her, more like a tease but still a kiss. What got into him. What does he mean think about it, think about what.
Sango came in and pulled Kagome up by the arm and dragged her to their room. "Come on, were going to a club."
A/N K sors people I havent gotten notin done but ther ya go and ill update very soon. Its hard when you got writters block. review
Just My Luck Eggs Are Meant To Be Fried
Our favorite group is walking down the hall towards their dorm. Sango was looking at her egg carefully.
"Who will an egg teach us parenting, it's just not right I tell ya."
"Sango, don't you love being my wife, I know you do." Miroku said putting an arm around Sango's shoulder.
Sango pushed it off. "Resist all urges to kill."
Inu Yasha laughed. "Looks like Miroku's got baby mama trauma." He threw his egg in the air and caught it.
"Don't do that, that egg's 60% of our final grade." Kagome said hitting Inu Yasha in the back the head.
"Come on, lets eat it. Wait, when did you start caring bout your grades."
"Bite me, when did you start eating eggs."
"When I found out you'd be pissed if it died."
"Eat it and you'll be dead."
"So violent."
"Not as violent as you Mister I'll-fuck-up-your-face-if-you-say-that- again.
"Hey, he deserved it."
"Whatever."
Sango broke in. "Yeah that's so very sweet and all but what are we gonna do tonite."
"Get wasted." Inu Yasha and Kagome both said.
"We do that every Friday, and Saturday, oh hell we do that everyday." Miroku pointed out.
"So, it's a good plan." Inu Yasha said boredly.
"God damn drunks." Sango muttered handing the egg to Miroku.
"Inu Yasha, give me the egg before you kill it." Kagome reached her hand out.
"How am I suppose to be a good father when you keep kidnapping the kid." Inu Yasha said handing the egg to her.
"Send it a postcard."
"Hey, Yash, go long." Miroku told him.
Inu Yasha ran down the hall and Miroku threw the egg which Inu Yasha barley caught.
"Learn to catch Yash, you nearly killed my kid." Miroku yelled trying to sound serious.
"Learn to throw, then you won't have to worry."
"You're a killer you know that." Kagome told Inu Yasha.
"No, not yet, but very soon."
"Kill their kid not ours."
"Picky picky."
"You know it."
When they got to their dorm, Sango unlocked the door and they all went in. Kagome, who now had both eggs, set them on the counter and went and sat down with her three friends.
"What are we gonna do tonite." Kagome asked.
"Make omelets." Miroku said.
"How bout no." Sango said giving him a death glare.
"Fine, be that way." Miroku said putting his hands up in defense.
~~ Later that night ~~
"So.bored." Inu Yasha said flipping through channels.
"To damn bad, get over it." Kagome said stealing the remote from him.
"Hey."
"Hey what."
"You better give that back."
"Or what."
"I'll kill you."
"Bring it on."
Inu Yasha jumped on Kagome and wrestled her to the ground but couldn't get the remote.
Miroku shook his head sadly. "We go through this every night."
The doorbell rang and Sango went to answer it. When she opened the door, she saw the girl she really didn't want to see that night, or ever. Kikyo stood in the doorway with her egg, obviously being stuck with it.
"What." Sango growled.
Kikyo pushed her way passed Sango and walked to where Inu Yasha was on top of Kagome trying to get the remote but it didn't really look like that was what they were doing.
"Inu Yasha, how could you." Kikyo yelled putting the egg on a table.
"Huh, what." Inu Yasha looked up. "How could I what, stop confusing me."
"How could you cheat on me."
"How could I cheat on you, nothing was going on exept whatever it was in your sick mind."
"Don't change the subject."
"Huh, your changing the subject stupid ho."
"Don't call me that."
"I just did."
"Oh, you just got rejected." Kagome laughed, forgetting Inu Yasha was still on her.
"How very sad but buh bye now." Sango said pulling on Kikyo's shirt.
"I'm not leaving." Kikyo snapped at Sango.
"Suit yourself." Sango said grabbing Kikyo's egg and slamming it on her head. "Opps, looks like you need a shower."
"You little bitch." Kikyo screamed and lifted her hand but Miroku grabbed her wrist.
"Time you leave." He said pulling her towards the door with Sango following.
Inu Yasha and Kagome watched them leave and Inu Yasha looked down at Kagome.
"How's it goin."
"Get off me mutt."
"Oh, that hurts." Inu Yasha said putting a sad look on his face.
"Get.off.now."
"What if I don't want to."
"What." Kagome gulped as Inu Yasha lowered his face to hers so their noses were touching.
"I said what if I don't want to."
Kagome just stared wide eyed at him.
"What if I like where I am." Inu Yasha smiled and kissed her gently then got up and walked to his room but stopped at the door. "Think about it." He went into his room and closed the door behind him.
Kagome sat up slowly and touched her lips. He had just kissed her, more like a tease but still a kiss. What got into him. What does he mean think about it, think about what.
Sango came in and pulled Kagome up by the arm and dragged her to their room. "Come on, were going to a club."
A/N K sors people I havent gotten notin done but ther ya go and ill update very soon. Its hard when you got writters block. review