A/N~ fine shinma, I'll get my lazy ass up and stop e mailing you so I can
do another chapter. I'll e you later. Shinma is very violent and sometimes
scares me but that's ok cuz shes my friend. On 2 the story. Thanks 4
reviewing people.. There will be lots of cusing so if u don't like, don't
reaf
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Just My Luck Egg Baby To The Rescue ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sango woke up the next day to see Kagome already up and dressed, brushing her hair.
"Morning lazy ass." Kagome said cheerfully.
"Holy shit, who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kagome." Sango laughed.
"I killed her and ate her inside and burrowed myself into her. My real name is Itsunoma." Kagome said in an evil voice making Sango laugh harder.
"Good to see you alive Kagome-chan." Sango said taking the brush from Kagome.
"Good to be alive, well sorta."
"You goin to class today?"
"Yeah, I figure if I go to class I won't see Inu Yasha to much since we only have a couple of classes together and I can always avoid him by sitting far away from him."
"Yeah, I guess, but you forget. We have the egg baby and you have to sit with your puppy husband."
"Damn, can't we get a divorce."
"Nope."
"Damn, least it's only for, what, 3 more days."
"Yep."
"Gods, I hope I survive."
"Me to, I don't wanna be stuck with those two alone again, damn Miroku and his fucking hand."
Kagome laughed. "Come on, I wanna go before Inu Yasha and Miroku leave."
"What you don't wanna see your husband."
"No I don't wanna see that pig."
Sango threw her hair up in a messy bun and the two girls left.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (A/N I don't wanna write bout all the classes so I'll skip to health.)
Sango and Kagome sat in their normal seats. The boys had the eggs so they had to wait for them. Right before the bell rang the two entered. Miroku sat down next to Sango and Inu Yasha sat down next to Kagome.
"Hey Kagome." Inu Yasha said loud enough so only Kagome could hear.
"Fuck off mutt." Kagome growled.
"I'm not a mutt, I'm a hanyou."
"Your half youkai and half human, therefore you're a mutt."
"Oh well, my mistake."
"You seem to be doing that a lot."
"What do you want from me?"
"The truth."
"The truth."
"Did I stutter."
Inu Yasha opened his mouth to answer but the teacher came in and started talking, cutting him off. When she finish everyone started their assignment which was to discuss the egg's future and how the parents would be a part in it. (A/N uh huh, I know the plan, don't get it fried.)
"You wanna know the truth?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Later, then you can have plenty of time to figure out the lie, opps I mean truth."
"Fine."
"After 5 minutes off discussing the egg's future they agreed on a plan. Make sure no one fries it until it's 18 then it's on it's own. (A/N I knew it). After hearing the plan, it was also Miroku and Sango's plan.
"What's going on?" Miroku asked Inu Yasha looking at the girls who were talking about what they were going to do to the egg after the project was finished.
"You'll see." Inu Yasha told him.
"Yeah right, you don't even know what your going to do." Miroku said as his hand crept to a certain someone's butt.
"Hetai." Sango screamed as she felt something touch her butt. She punched Miroku on the side of the head making him fall out of his seat onto his head.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At the dorm
"Yo, Kagome, I'm gonna go for a jog k." Sango said grabbing her Discman.
"Have a good time." Kagome said looking up from her magna.
"I will." With that Sango was out the door.
Kagome went back to reading her magna when someone opened the door. Kagome looked up to see Inu Yasha walk in.
"What do you want?" She growled.
"It's later isn't it."
"I don't wanna talk."
"What about with the egg."
"That's an exemption, since we must work together but only that."
"That's what I wanna talk bout."
"Sure you do."
"No really."
Kagome closed the magna and dropped it on the ground and sat up on her bed. "Fine, but don't you come 5 feet near me."
"Fine. Well, the egg wants to know why your pissed at me."
"Good one but no. Now get out."
"You said you'd only talk to me bout the egg and that's what we're talkin bout. It wants to know why your pissed."
Kagome was getting tired of the same question. 'Just tell him, then he'll leave.' A voice told her. Better listen to the little voice.
(A/N` no don't do it, I listened to the voice before and I nearly burnt my friends house down. 'listen to the voice, obey me.' Damn you, must listen to voice, so hard to resist.)
"Fine, you wanna know?" Kagome asked knowing the answer.
Inu Yasha nodded.
"Well, you go all protective on me, then practically call me a slut, then kiss me. Good enough?"
"I don't get it."
"Your fuckin playin with me!" Kagome screamed and stood up. "You think it's fucking okay to control me, fucking insult me, then fucking kiss me. I am not a fucking toy that you can play with whenever you fucking please. You're a fucking bastard."
"If I knew that you'd get all pissy at me for kissing you then I wouldn't of done it." Inu Yasha yelled back.
"It's not that you bastard, it's the way you think you can control me."
"I never thought I could control you."
"Yeah right, you ain't dancin with him, that sounds controlling to me."
"I didn't want you to dance with him."
"It's none of your fucking business what I do and you can't decide what I do."
"I was never trying to."
"Save it, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear you damn lies."
"I'm not fucking lying to you, get that through your fucking head."
"Fuck you, leave me alone."
"No, I'm not leaving you alone."
"Why, so you can insult me more."
"No."
"Then why."
Inu Yasha lowered his voice. "Because I care about you and I hate that you're pissed at me."
Kagome lowered her voice to. "I don't need anyone to care about me, no one ever has and no one ever will."
"Well I do, and nothing you say's gonna stop me for caring for you."
"Save it, go care for someone who wants it, like Kikyo or your other slutty fan girls."
"You can't push everyone away."
"Watch me."
Both just stood there looking at each other waiting for the other one to say something. Inu Yasha walked up to her until they were face to face.
"I'm not gonna let you push me away." He grabbed her chin and kissed her briefly. When he pulled back he looked at her. "Try all you want but I'm not going away."
Kagome just stood shocked. He kissed her again then walked to the door and left. Kagome fell to her knees and looked at her hands.
"How does he do that?" She asked herself. "How do I hate him one minute but the next I, I, I don't know, but it's not hate it's far away from hate. How does he do it?" Kagome looked at the closed door. "Is it love, do I love him?"
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Another chapter done. I found use for the egg. It helps Inu Yasha get in ther. Best thing I could think of. I was goin to put Kikyo bashing in it but couldn't find anywhere to put it. I promise to put it in the next chapter. PROMISE. I have a good idea. I think I'll start on it after I post this one. Review pweez. * puppy dog eyes *
Just My Luck Egg Baby To The Rescue ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sango woke up the next day to see Kagome already up and dressed, brushing her hair.
"Morning lazy ass." Kagome said cheerfully.
"Holy shit, who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kagome." Sango laughed.
"I killed her and ate her inside and burrowed myself into her. My real name is Itsunoma." Kagome said in an evil voice making Sango laugh harder.
"Good to see you alive Kagome-chan." Sango said taking the brush from Kagome.
"Good to be alive, well sorta."
"You goin to class today?"
"Yeah, I figure if I go to class I won't see Inu Yasha to much since we only have a couple of classes together and I can always avoid him by sitting far away from him."
"Yeah, I guess, but you forget. We have the egg baby and you have to sit with your puppy husband."
"Damn, can't we get a divorce."
"Nope."
"Damn, least it's only for, what, 3 more days."
"Yep."
"Gods, I hope I survive."
"Me to, I don't wanna be stuck with those two alone again, damn Miroku and his fucking hand."
Kagome laughed. "Come on, I wanna go before Inu Yasha and Miroku leave."
"What you don't wanna see your husband."
"No I don't wanna see that pig."
Sango threw her hair up in a messy bun and the two girls left.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (A/N I don't wanna write bout all the classes so I'll skip to health.)
Sango and Kagome sat in their normal seats. The boys had the eggs so they had to wait for them. Right before the bell rang the two entered. Miroku sat down next to Sango and Inu Yasha sat down next to Kagome.
"Hey Kagome." Inu Yasha said loud enough so only Kagome could hear.
"Fuck off mutt." Kagome growled.
"I'm not a mutt, I'm a hanyou."
"Your half youkai and half human, therefore you're a mutt."
"Oh well, my mistake."
"You seem to be doing that a lot."
"What do you want from me?"
"The truth."
"The truth."
"Did I stutter."
Inu Yasha opened his mouth to answer but the teacher came in and started talking, cutting him off. When she finish everyone started their assignment which was to discuss the egg's future and how the parents would be a part in it. (A/N uh huh, I know the plan, don't get it fried.)
"You wanna know the truth?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Later, then you can have plenty of time to figure out the lie, opps I mean truth."
"Fine."
"After 5 minutes off discussing the egg's future they agreed on a plan. Make sure no one fries it until it's 18 then it's on it's own. (A/N I knew it). After hearing the plan, it was also Miroku and Sango's plan.
"What's going on?" Miroku asked Inu Yasha looking at the girls who were talking about what they were going to do to the egg after the project was finished.
"You'll see." Inu Yasha told him.
"Yeah right, you don't even know what your going to do." Miroku said as his hand crept to a certain someone's butt.
"Hetai." Sango screamed as she felt something touch her butt. She punched Miroku on the side of the head making him fall out of his seat onto his head.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At the dorm
"Yo, Kagome, I'm gonna go for a jog k." Sango said grabbing her Discman.
"Have a good time." Kagome said looking up from her magna.
"I will." With that Sango was out the door.
Kagome went back to reading her magna when someone opened the door. Kagome looked up to see Inu Yasha walk in.
"What do you want?" She growled.
"It's later isn't it."
"I don't wanna talk."
"What about with the egg."
"That's an exemption, since we must work together but only that."
"That's what I wanna talk bout."
"Sure you do."
"No really."
Kagome closed the magna and dropped it on the ground and sat up on her bed. "Fine, but don't you come 5 feet near me."
"Fine. Well, the egg wants to know why your pissed at me."
"Good one but no. Now get out."
"You said you'd only talk to me bout the egg and that's what we're talkin bout. It wants to know why your pissed."
Kagome was getting tired of the same question. 'Just tell him, then he'll leave.' A voice told her. Better listen to the little voice.
(A/N` no don't do it, I listened to the voice before and I nearly burnt my friends house down. 'listen to the voice, obey me.' Damn you, must listen to voice, so hard to resist.)
"Fine, you wanna know?" Kagome asked knowing the answer.
Inu Yasha nodded.
"Well, you go all protective on me, then practically call me a slut, then kiss me. Good enough?"
"I don't get it."
"Your fuckin playin with me!" Kagome screamed and stood up. "You think it's fucking okay to control me, fucking insult me, then fucking kiss me. I am not a fucking toy that you can play with whenever you fucking please. You're a fucking bastard."
"If I knew that you'd get all pissy at me for kissing you then I wouldn't of done it." Inu Yasha yelled back.
"It's not that you bastard, it's the way you think you can control me."
"I never thought I could control you."
"Yeah right, you ain't dancin with him, that sounds controlling to me."
"I didn't want you to dance with him."
"It's none of your fucking business what I do and you can't decide what I do."
"I was never trying to."
"Save it, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear you damn lies."
"I'm not fucking lying to you, get that through your fucking head."
"Fuck you, leave me alone."
"No, I'm not leaving you alone."
"Why, so you can insult me more."
"No."
"Then why."
Inu Yasha lowered his voice. "Because I care about you and I hate that you're pissed at me."
Kagome lowered her voice to. "I don't need anyone to care about me, no one ever has and no one ever will."
"Well I do, and nothing you say's gonna stop me for caring for you."
"Save it, go care for someone who wants it, like Kikyo or your other slutty fan girls."
"You can't push everyone away."
"Watch me."
Both just stood there looking at each other waiting for the other one to say something. Inu Yasha walked up to her until they were face to face.
"I'm not gonna let you push me away." He grabbed her chin and kissed her briefly. When he pulled back he looked at her. "Try all you want but I'm not going away."
Kagome just stood shocked. He kissed her again then walked to the door and left. Kagome fell to her knees and looked at her hands.
"How does he do that?" She asked herself. "How do I hate him one minute but the next I, I, I don't know, but it's not hate it's far away from hate. How does he do it?" Kagome looked at the closed door. "Is it love, do I love him?"
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Another chapter done. I found use for the egg. It helps Inu Yasha get in ther. Best thing I could think of. I was goin to put Kikyo bashing in it but couldn't find anywhere to put it. I promise to put it in the next chapter. PROMISE. I have a good idea. I think I'll start on it after I post this one. Review pweez. * puppy dog eyes *