K people. I decided to continue it. For the ones who are wondering why I
wanted to end it it's because I have 3 other stories to finish. o if you
like this story read my other one, Hold Me Close To Your Heart. I also
continued becuz my friend shinma would probably kill me slow and painfully
and some people might make plans to kill me and make it look like an
accident. I'm to young to die!!! Well on to the story. I yeah, i forgot all
bout the egg baby so i hafta rite more bout it. enjoy and stop planning my
death!!!
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Just My Luck
Sayonara Egg Baby
Beep, beep, beep.
"Arg, die clock die." Kagome yelled as she picked up the alarm clock and threw it against the wall, ending it's short life. Kagome opened her eyes only to close them from the painful lite that filled her eyes. "Ahh, it burns, why does it burn so?"
"Get up lazy ass before we're late again." Sango told her.
Kagome grummbled and rolled over only to meet the floor. "Ouch."
Sango looked at her floored friend and burst out laughing. "Shit, you are so stupid." She said between laughs.
Kagome grummbled some more before standing up and getting ready. 20 minutes later both girls were ready and left their room. Inu Yasha and Miroku were sitting o the couch waiting dor them and looked up when they came out. Miroku stood up and walked over to Sango.
"Sango dear, don't you look lovely this morning." (If you don't know his hand is creeping and creeping, and...)
BAM
"Miroku don't you ever learn. Don't grope me and you won't get hurt." Sango screamed.
Miroku rubbed the huge bump on his head. "Why am I in the abusive relationship?"
"It's not abuse, it's self-deffense."
"Self-deffence from what darling?"
Sango pulled out her egg from no where. "From this happening to me."
Miroku looked confused. "From an egg?"
"No, from becoming pregnant by you."
Miroku smiled his perverted smile. "Sango, I'm flattered that you would think of doing such things with me."
"What?"
Sango and Miroku argued as Inu Yasha walked over to Kagome and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Hey."
"Mmm."
"You're to lazy, you know that."
"Mmm." Kagome put her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes.
"Wakey, wakey sleepy head."
"Mmm."
"Get up."
"Mmm."
"My shoulder hurts."
"Mmm."
"Um, today's the last day we have our eggs."
This got Kagomes attention. She lifted her head and opened her eyes. "Really."
"Yup."
"Oh, how I'll love to torture it."
"Kag, you know you're talkin bout torturin an egg."
"It deserves it."
"You know it got us together right."
"Yeah, but I'm still gonna torture Fucker, damn thay bastard."
"It's really not healthy for you to be thinking those kind of thoughts."
"Oh well."
5 minutes later the four walked out of their dorm. Inu Yasha had his arm wrapped Kagome's waist, Sango looked pissed, and Miroku was tendidng to his many bumps on his head.
(Blah, blah, blah, don't wanna talk bout classes, lets just skip to health shall we)
"As you all know, our little experiment is over." The health teacher began. "I have given you all your grades. I see no reason to stay in here all day and since it is your last class I will excuse you all early. Have a good weekend and please don't get youself into trouble." (Remember, Kikyo and Hojo failed because a cetain someone, namely Sango, smashed the egg against Kikyo's thick skull. Poor egg, I feel sorry it had to touch her.)
As the class was excused Inu Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango went ouside for some fresh air.
"Oh, how I'm going to love torturing you." Kagome laughed evilly making everyone else sweatdrop.
"Miroku, you may be in an abusive relationship, but I'm in a relationship with a crazy chick." Inu Yasha said.
"Hey." Kagome defended. "We won't know if I'm crazy until we get the catscan back." (4 u peeps who don't know wut a catscan is, it's a thing that finds out if your crazy or not. my mom thinks i need 1, but the purple hamsters dont)
"I'm afraid to know the results." Sango said sacastically.
"Inu Yasha!" A high, annoying voice came from behind them. (Guess who)
"Not again." Inu Yasha sighed and turned around. "What do you want?" He growled.
Kikyo came up to him with her hands on her hips. "Why are you with her?" She screeched pointing to Kagome.
"Uh, cause she's my girlfriend." Inu Yasha said like she was stupid. (which she is)
Kikyo's mouth fell open. "How can she be your girlfriend when I am."
"Maybe cause you're not my girlfriend."
"Yes I am."
"Try to get this through your fucked up head, I hate you, you make me sivk, I would rather gowdge out my eyes then spend 3 seconds alone with you. Can you brain register that."
"She brainwashed you, Inu-chan." (must kill stupid slut)
Kagome was quickly getting tired of the scene that played before her. She grabbed Sango's egg and walked up to Kikyo. "You know what Kikyo." Kagome said sweetly. "If you don't shut the fuck up I might have to hurt you. Again."
Kikyo snorted. "You wouldn't touch me while Inu Yasha's around."
"Let's see shall we." Kagome smashed both eggs on top of Kikyo's head.
Kikyo screamed and pointed at Kagome. "Aren't you going to do something."
"How bout no." Inu Yasha wrapped an arm around Kagome's waist.
"We are so through, I hate you Inu Yasha." Kikyo turned a stormed away.
"Damn it, we were never going out you stupid slut." Inu Yasha called after her.
"Maybe she'll leave you alone." Miroku said.
"Hopefully. Come on lets go back to the dorm." Inu Yasha said pulling Kagome to the dorm with Sango and Miroku following.
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k people, i did the nice thing and continue the story, now u do the nice thing and review. come on u know u wanna, u cant deny it. dont make me send the little vioces after u. review people and get a cookie. now im bribbing. o well. laterz people
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Just My Luck
Sayonara Egg Baby
Beep, beep, beep.
"Arg, die clock die." Kagome yelled as she picked up the alarm clock and threw it against the wall, ending it's short life. Kagome opened her eyes only to close them from the painful lite that filled her eyes. "Ahh, it burns, why does it burn so?"
"Get up lazy ass before we're late again." Sango told her.
Kagome grummbled and rolled over only to meet the floor. "Ouch."
Sango looked at her floored friend and burst out laughing. "Shit, you are so stupid." She said between laughs.
Kagome grummbled some more before standing up and getting ready. 20 minutes later both girls were ready and left their room. Inu Yasha and Miroku were sitting o the couch waiting dor them and looked up when they came out. Miroku stood up and walked over to Sango.
"Sango dear, don't you look lovely this morning." (If you don't know his hand is creeping and creeping, and...)
BAM
"Miroku don't you ever learn. Don't grope me and you won't get hurt." Sango screamed.
Miroku rubbed the huge bump on his head. "Why am I in the abusive relationship?"
"It's not abuse, it's self-deffense."
"Self-deffence from what darling?"
Sango pulled out her egg from no where. "From this happening to me."
Miroku looked confused. "From an egg?"
"No, from becoming pregnant by you."
Miroku smiled his perverted smile. "Sango, I'm flattered that you would think of doing such things with me."
"What?"
Sango and Miroku argued as Inu Yasha walked over to Kagome and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Hey."
"Mmm."
"You're to lazy, you know that."
"Mmm." Kagome put her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes.
"Wakey, wakey sleepy head."
"Mmm."
"Get up."
"Mmm."
"My shoulder hurts."
"Mmm."
"Um, today's the last day we have our eggs."
This got Kagomes attention. She lifted her head and opened her eyes. "Really."
"Yup."
"Oh, how I'll love to torture it."
"Kag, you know you're talkin bout torturin an egg."
"It deserves it."
"You know it got us together right."
"Yeah, but I'm still gonna torture Fucker, damn thay bastard."
"It's really not healthy for you to be thinking those kind of thoughts."
"Oh well."
5 minutes later the four walked out of their dorm. Inu Yasha had his arm wrapped Kagome's waist, Sango looked pissed, and Miroku was tendidng to his many bumps on his head.
(Blah, blah, blah, don't wanna talk bout classes, lets just skip to health shall we)
"As you all know, our little experiment is over." The health teacher began. "I have given you all your grades. I see no reason to stay in here all day and since it is your last class I will excuse you all early. Have a good weekend and please don't get youself into trouble." (Remember, Kikyo and Hojo failed because a cetain someone, namely Sango, smashed the egg against Kikyo's thick skull. Poor egg, I feel sorry it had to touch her.)
As the class was excused Inu Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango went ouside for some fresh air.
"Oh, how I'm going to love torturing you." Kagome laughed evilly making everyone else sweatdrop.
"Miroku, you may be in an abusive relationship, but I'm in a relationship with a crazy chick." Inu Yasha said.
"Hey." Kagome defended. "We won't know if I'm crazy until we get the catscan back." (4 u peeps who don't know wut a catscan is, it's a thing that finds out if your crazy or not. my mom thinks i need 1, but the purple hamsters dont)
"I'm afraid to know the results." Sango said sacastically.
"Inu Yasha!" A high, annoying voice came from behind them. (Guess who)
"Not again." Inu Yasha sighed and turned around. "What do you want?" He growled.
Kikyo came up to him with her hands on her hips. "Why are you with her?" She screeched pointing to Kagome.
"Uh, cause she's my girlfriend." Inu Yasha said like she was stupid. (which she is)
Kikyo's mouth fell open. "How can she be your girlfriend when I am."
"Maybe cause you're not my girlfriend."
"Yes I am."
"Try to get this through your fucked up head, I hate you, you make me sivk, I would rather gowdge out my eyes then spend 3 seconds alone with you. Can you brain register that."
"She brainwashed you, Inu-chan." (must kill stupid slut)
Kagome was quickly getting tired of the scene that played before her. She grabbed Sango's egg and walked up to Kikyo. "You know what Kikyo." Kagome said sweetly. "If you don't shut the fuck up I might have to hurt you. Again."
Kikyo snorted. "You wouldn't touch me while Inu Yasha's around."
"Let's see shall we." Kagome smashed both eggs on top of Kikyo's head.
Kikyo screamed and pointed at Kagome. "Aren't you going to do something."
"How bout no." Inu Yasha wrapped an arm around Kagome's waist.
"We are so through, I hate you Inu Yasha." Kikyo turned a stormed away.
"Damn it, we were never going out you stupid slut." Inu Yasha called after her.
"Maybe she'll leave you alone." Miroku said.
"Hopefully. Come on lets go back to the dorm." Inu Yasha said pulling Kagome to the dorm with Sango and Miroku following.
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k people, i did the nice thing and continue the story, now u do the nice thing and review. come on u know u wanna, u cant deny it. dont make me send the little vioces after u. review people and get a cookie. now im bribbing. o well. laterz people