Ahhhhhhhh.... meesa back with a second chapter already. Idea courtesy of my
dad. Anyway, I don't own link, his grandma, or anyone else in the Zelda
games. They ish all copyright Nintendo and I'm grateful that they created
him....
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Stupidy is a must have...
*All the people of Outset Island are sitting peacefully on the beach today, watching the waves, the sea gulls, and ocotroks firing at them, and a really big bird circling around for some reason. All is peaceful and calm, until the door to Link's house comes open.*
*Think comes hopping merrily out of his house, swing a rope tied to a small fist sized rock. He continues swinging it around his head, a palyful look on his face*
Link:"YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! I've got a new pet! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
*He continues to swing it around his head and lets go, the pet rock goes flying towards the women who normally has a pot on her head. Ironically she still does, the rock flies right into it shattering it and causing clay to cut everyone. The rock falls to the ground infront of her, a smiley face painted on it. The women grabs the rock angrily and chucks it at Link's head. Link ducks and the rocks misses running into a coconut tree, knocking a few coconuts down, which fall on Link's head. It then bounces back off the tree and hits Link in the back of the head, knocking him down*
Pot Lady:"STUPID KID!"
*A few hours later Link wakes up and grasps the back of his head in pain, tears swelling in his eyes, the pet rock laying beside him. He grabs the rock and start petting it gently, a dumb smile on his face. He then begins to speak softly to the rock, as if trying to comfort it*
Link"There there. I know you didn't mean to hurt me Mr. Rocky. Even if you did cause a crack to form in my skull I still love you...."
*An evil and insane look appears on his face suddenly and he stands up, throwing the rock hard into the ground, which somehow bounces back up and smacks Link in the forehead. Link stumbles back, clutching his forehead*
Link:"OW! STUPID ROCK!"
*He runs and jumps, landing on top of the rock and cracking one of his foot bones, he falls back grasping his foot before picking the rock up angrily and chucking it 30 feet out to sea, hiting the fish*
Link:"Sink darn you! Sink! Die !$%#@$! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
*Link then gets up and limps back into his house, sobbing softly from all the pain, two blows to the head and a fractured foot. In time his wounds heal and more chaos insues*
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Ok, that kid officially scares me. He needs to go see a counceler. Anyway, did ya like it? If so please let me know in a reveiw. If you have any ideas than please include them, and I would greatly appreciate some tips.lol I'm offly board and these are pretty much random thoughts... Stay tuned for the next chapter of Greatest Moments In Links Life. This episode being his first expeirence with badly injured bones... Brought to you by Guile the Hedgy. And remember, a full hedgy is a sarcastic hedgy^_^' Speaking of which Guile will be appearing in upcoming fictions in the Sonic area.
*All the people of Outset Island are sitting peacefully on the beach today, watching the waves, the sea gulls, and ocotroks firing at them, and a really big bird circling around for some reason. All is peaceful and calm, until the door to Link's house comes open.*
*Think comes hopping merrily out of his house, swing a rope tied to a small fist sized rock. He continues swinging it around his head, a palyful look on his face*
Link:"YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! I've got a new pet! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
*He continues to swing it around his head and lets go, the pet rock goes flying towards the women who normally has a pot on her head. Ironically she still does, the rock flies right into it shattering it and causing clay to cut everyone. The rock falls to the ground infront of her, a smiley face painted on it. The women grabs the rock angrily and chucks it at Link's head. Link ducks and the rocks misses running into a coconut tree, knocking a few coconuts down, which fall on Link's head. It then bounces back off the tree and hits Link in the back of the head, knocking him down*
Pot Lady:"STUPID KID!"
*A few hours later Link wakes up and grasps the back of his head in pain, tears swelling in his eyes, the pet rock laying beside him. He grabs the rock and start petting it gently, a dumb smile on his face. He then begins to speak softly to the rock, as if trying to comfort it*
Link"There there. I know you didn't mean to hurt me Mr. Rocky. Even if you did cause a crack to form in my skull I still love you...."
*An evil and insane look appears on his face suddenly and he stands up, throwing the rock hard into the ground, which somehow bounces back up and smacks Link in the forehead. Link stumbles back, clutching his forehead*
Link:"OW! STUPID ROCK!"
*He runs and jumps, landing on top of the rock and cracking one of his foot bones, he falls back grasping his foot before picking the rock up angrily and chucking it 30 feet out to sea, hiting the fish*
Link:"Sink darn you! Sink! Die !$%#@$! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
*Link then gets up and limps back into his house, sobbing softly from all the pain, two blows to the head and a fractured foot. In time his wounds heal and more chaos insues*
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Ok, that kid officially scares me. He needs to go see a counceler. Anyway, did ya like it? If so please let me know in a reveiw. If you have any ideas than please include them, and I would greatly appreciate some tips.lol I'm offly board and these are pretty much random thoughts... Stay tuned for the next chapter of Greatest Moments In Links Life. This episode being his first expeirence with badly injured bones... Brought to you by Guile the Hedgy. And remember, a full hedgy is a sarcastic hedgy^_^' Speaking of which Guile will be appearing in upcoming fictions in the Sonic area.