Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda anything. Leave me alone!
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*Ahhhh... another fine day on Outset Island, we find Link playing around in
the forest ontop of the mountain*
Link:WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm playing around in the forest. I have a sword! *Picks up a stick* HA HA HA! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL MONSTER! *Starts to repeatedly hit a tree. Meanwhile som nearby Bokoblins hear it and come investigate*
Boko#1: Hey! Whats that sound?
Boko#2: Sounds like a kid with a stick hitting on a tree.
Boko#1: Dude, thats weird...
Boko#2: No its not. Your thoughts are just perverted. Lets go check it out. *Starts to walk over that way*
Boko#1: -_- *Grumble grumble. Picks up a rock and chucks it at Boko#2's head making a direct it before following*
Boko#2: Did you feel something?
Boko#1: Nope. Not me. Hey, it is a kid with a stick, hitting on a tree.
Boko#2: *Shouts loudly in triumph* HA! YOU OWE 300 RUPEES!
Link: *Stops wacking the tree and looks the to Boko's* O.O'.... Help....
Boko#1&2: HE'S SEEN US! KILL HIM!!!! *Proceed to chase Link around the forest area, throwing rocks at the back of his head and continous whacking him over the head with their sticks* DIE KID! DIE!!!!!!
Link: OUCH! LEAVE ME ALONE! OWY!!!! *gets a huge rock thrown at him which knocks him out*
Boko#1: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
Boko#2: Wrong game...
Boko#1: Oh, sorry....
3 weeks later...
*Links wakes up to find his little sister yelling and screaming for him to wake up, as well as kicking him in the ribs and slapping the heck out of him*
Aryl: WAKE UP YOU POOR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BIG BROTHER!!!!!!
Link: OW! GET OFF ME! *Pushes her off and throws a rock at her, hitting her righ in the forehead knocking her out cold. Then finds that his legs and left arm in casts and his grandma walks in*
Links Grandma:Your awake, and you finally made the terror shutup.
Link: Grandma, what the heck happened to my arm and legs?
Links Grandma: They were broken by the monsters that knocked you out. I sent a sea gull up there to find you at it saw the whole thing.
Link: Ohhhh... Ok. *Falls back unconcious from the drugs he'd been given to ease the pain, which was enough to knock out three horses for four days each* _______________________________________________________________________ Ahhhhh...... short and stupid. Just the way I like it. Lemme know what you think in your reveiws. Suggestions greatly appreciated. R&R or I'll send Boko's 1&2 after you!
Link:WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm playing around in the forest. I have a sword! *Picks up a stick* HA HA HA! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL MONSTER! *Starts to repeatedly hit a tree. Meanwhile som nearby Bokoblins hear it and come investigate*
Boko#1: Hey! Whats that sound?
Boko#2: Sounds like a kid with a stick hitting on a tree.
Boko#1: Dude, thats weird...
Boko#2: No its not. Your thoughts are just perverted. Lets go check it out. *Starts to walk over that way*
Boko#1: -_- *Grumble grumble. Picks up a rock and chucks it at Boko#2's head making a direct it before following*
Boko#2: Did you feel something?
Boko#1: Nope. Not me. Hey, it is a kid with a stick, hitting on a tree.
Boko#2: *Shouts loudly in triumph* HA! YOU OWE 300 RUPEES!
Link: *Stops wacking the tree and looks the to Boko's* O.O'.... Help....
Boko#1&2: HE'S SEEN US! KILL HIM!!!! *Proceed to chase Link around the forest area, throwing rocks at the back of his head and continous whacking him over the head with their sticks* DIE KID! DIE!!!!!!
Link: OUCH! LEAVE ME ALONE! OWY!!!! *gets a huge rock thrown at him which knocks him out*
Boko#1: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
Boko#2: Wrong game...
Boko#1: Oh, sorry....
3 weeks later...
*Links wakes up to find his little sister yelling and screaming for him to wake up, as well as kicking him in the ribs and slapping the heck out of him*
Aryl: WAKE UP YOU POOR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BIG BROTHER!!!!!!
Link: OW! GET OFF ME! *Pushes her off and throws a rock at her, hitting her righ in the forehead knocking her out cold. Then finds that his legs and left arm in casts and his grandma walks in*
Links Grandma:Your awake, and you finally made the terror shutup.
Link: Grandma, what the heck happened to my arm and legs?
Links Grandma: They were broken by the monsters that knocked you out. I sent a sea gull up there to find you at it saw the whole thing.
Link: Ohhhh... Ok. *Falls back unconcious from the drugs he'd been given to ease the pain, which was enough to knock out three horses for four days each* _______________________________________________________________________ Ahhhhh...... short and stupid. Just the way I like it. Lemme know what you think in your reveiws. Suggestions greatly appreciated. R&R or I'll send Boko's 1&2 after you!