Chapter 1 (of 62,525)
"Hi I'm Phoenix Wright" said Phoenix Wright (you might know him better as Uncle Phoenix). "Where the devil were Maya & Miles those 7 dark years when my world collapsed, post-disbarment?"
Phoenix Wright decided to ship himself with Maya Fay but that was actually pedophilia because she was only 17 and he was 30 years old, not to mention he canonically describes her as being like a niece, which means it's ALSO incest. Phoenix Wright is evil in this story. He also had sex with Regina Berry! So he's evil in this story.
"fanfiction,net/s/14055093/1/Evidence-of-Plagiarism-in-Turnabout-Everlasting" said Edgeworth.
"Good one, Edgeworth," said Phoenix Wright. "I will be clicking that link! All right guys, the author has to go to sleep now, so bye for now! Make sure to find out what happens next on my wacky adventures! I'm guessing I'm going to find out where the devil Maya & Miles those 7 dark years when my world collapsed, post-disbarment! But that might take hundreds of plagiarized chapters! So be patient!"
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