"Sweetie, wake up!" An alarm clock sounds fills the room, prompting a male with short brown hair to slowly open his eyes and squint at a green alarm clock.
"I'm up, I'm up! Stop with that stupid sound!" The male yells as he slowly gets into a sitting position, "It's Sunday for crying out loud!"
A small female with wavy pink hair and a crown floating on her head materializes with pink smoke as her entrance, wearing yellow short-sleeved shirt that got two fairy wings attached to her shoulder-blade and black pants and shoes, then floats above him, "No can do, you're already in High School so you need to have good habits."
The green alarm clock disappears, only to be replaced by a small male with green pointy hair and a golden crown floating on his head materializes with a green smoke as his entrance, wearing a long-sleeve white shirt with the same fairy wings as the female and black pants and shoes, floats next to the pink hair female, "Yeah! What Wanda says, Timmy. Just look at me, the definition of good habits!"
Wanda and Timmy blankly stare at him then a male baby with a single strand of purple hair in the middle of his head and a golden crown floating on his head, wearing purple baby clothes that got the same fairy wings at his back, materializes right next to the former to join them at staring at the green haired male.
Wanda turns to look at Timmy, "I love him but never follow his habits."
Timmy chuckles as he hears her emotionless words, "I am not an idiot Wanda."
"You have your moments."
"Poof."
Timmy pouts before turning to look at the purple haired baby, "Ah come on Poof. I am not as bad as Cosmo."
"Poof." He glances at Cosmo then at Timmy with a sarcastic look.
"…Fine, point taken." Timmy sighs before getting up and standing near his bed, "Now, I am just going to go take a bat –"
"TIMMY TURNER! YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!" A loud arrogant voice comes out of nowhere that interrupts him from talking, then all of them disappear.
Timmy closes his mouth while rubbing his ear then glares at the giant muscular male with tan skin and white flat top hair, wearing green war tank top, green army camouflage pants, black knee-high steel toe combat boots, spiked bracelets on his arms, who slams his wand, that is bigger than him, onto the ground.
"Timmy Turner! Due to a shortage of fairies, you will have to share your fairies with another human!" The white haired male arrogantly says while looking down on Timmy.
Timmy blinks, "What? I have to share my fairies with a ten year old?!" He bewilderedly says with a glare.
"Yeah, what is all of this about, Jorgan?" Wanda annoyedly asks while crossing her arms.
"What Wanda says!" Cosmo imitates Wanda and tries to be intimidating but he just makes himself look ridiculous.
"Poof!"
Jorgan slams his wand again, "Silence!" He points at Timmy, "She is not a ten year old, but a sixteen. She is a case that has been accidentally left unattended for six years due to a mistake. The council has already spoken and I, Jorgen Von Strangle, am their messenger and enforcer."
He slams his wand again, "And any complaint shall be met with force."
All four of them gasp before glaring at him, though he looks unfazed at the glare he is receiving, "She will be coming later today as your neighbor. Failure to comply will result in full memory erasure of your fairies, even if you are the savior of Fairy World."
Jorgan's wand lights up and all of them disappear. He sighs then facepalms, "Finally, I got rid of that mess. Good thinking to me to get Timmy to take care of her."
Timmy blinks as he sees that he is back in his room, prompting him to turn around and look at his fairies, "What the heck was that?"
Wanda shakes her head, "Jorgan being his selfish and unreasonable self. But this time, he didn't even give any heads up before."
Cosmo nods, "Yeah!" He disappears then reappears in full gladiator clothing, "No one is taking Timmy away from us!"
Awkward silence descends on them while everyone else looks at Cosmo with a blank look. Wanda sighs before waving her arm to materialize a hand above him that lightly hits his head.
"We aren't being taken away, Cosmo. We are still Timmy's fairies but now this person's fairies," She calmly says while watching Cosmo rub his head.
"Oooooh," Cosmo says before changing his clothes back to normal, "That makes sense!"
"…Poof."
"Yes but you can't say those words, Poof."
Cosmo pouts at Timmy and Poof before opening his mouth, though a screeching sound interrupts him, prompting all of them to come to the window to see a large pickup truck in front of their house.
"They're already here?" Timmy hangs his mouth open as he sees two males coming out of the truck and begin unloading furniture out of the back truck.
Wanda shakes her head, "Apparently." Then sighs, "I believe it's better for us to get this over with as fast as possible."
Cosmo glances at her, "How about watching them for now?"
"Poof!"
Timmy hangs his head low and sighs, "I'll go see them first while you three watch from here. If anything happens, bring me back here."
Before the fairies could persuade him, he quickly goes out of the room, down the stairs to his living room with no living soul in sight, then out of the front door.
He calmly walks to the sidewalks, being mindful to act as normally as possible, then sees somebody standing while facing the house. He slows down and sees that the person is a female and holding a phone next to her ear.
"Yes, I'm at the new house right now, yes, it looks good. Alright, love you mom and dad." The female with butt-long blonde hair that got a purple bow in the middle of her hair, wearing a yellow and white sleeveless dress, black leggings and purple sandals, sighs as she turns off her phone. She looks around and freezes as she sees Timmy looking at her.
"Um…Hi?" Timmy slowly raises his hand to awkwardly wave at her, prompting her to unfreeze.
The female blinks before brightly smiling that reveals her teeth, which got a gap at her front teeth, "Hello! I'm Chloe Carmichael, and I guess your new neighbor now."
He blinks while slowly lowering his arm, "How do you know that I am your neighbor?"
She giggles before pointing at him, "It's because you are still wearing your pajamas, silly."
Timmy cheeks turn red as he looks down to see that he is still wearing his pink pajamas, "…Ah." He looks around, only seeing Chloe and him around, "I'm Timmy Turner, nice to meet you, and I am going back to change." He runs back inside, though he hears her giggle at him.
*A/N*
Fairly Odd Parents hold a special place in my heart since it's one of my favorite show from my childhood (the first five season were the best. Do not fight me on this.) and... I had the misfortune to know that there is a... Reboot of the show... Which made something inside of me die, to say the least. This fic is something that I came up with to escape from the reality that the fairy odders exist. As always, this is AU (though I hope that you can already guess from the summary.) and harem.
