"John Phoenix, help us!" said Uncle Phoenix, after explaining the situation. "My evil twin has kidnapped Maya and Edgeworth for the last seven years!"
"I am morally conflicted," said John Phoenix. "Because while it is true that you are the Good Uncle Phoenix, the Evil Version of you is the only one I've ever known, because he put you on the satellite before I was born. Even if he is 'evil' according to your perhaps biased opinion, he is my mentor and I respect. It is because of touching his badge in the hospital that I have psychic powers."
"But he hurting Edgeworth!" said Gumshoe.
John Phoenix grew aroused.
"Miles Edgeworth? AKA, John Phoenix's best friend?" asked John Phoenix. "I will defeat the evil uncle!"
TO BE CONTINUED!