As the crowd rampaged out of Times Square, George was crying out, "Let me go! I have places to be!" Pushing against the multitude of bodies, he tried to make his way onto the sidewalk. His body lashed against other people, cars, barriers, and all sorts of objects. But very quickly, he was able to make his way to the edge, and the crowd spat him out on the ground.
He lay there for a couple of seconds before he stood up, yelled "Pricks!" at the crowd, and walked down a side street away from the mayhem. "Why do they have to push everyone around?!" he complained to himself.
On a whim, he decided to call Jerry. He took out his phone…and saw that it had shattered. The force of the surge of people had subjected it to so many hits that it was effectively inoperable.
He took a deep breath and then screamed into the heavens.
Inside a restroom at the office, Elaine looked at the mirror wearing the sundress Jenny left behind. Looking at it, with its light orange color and white trim, it was a great piece of art. And it looked great on her.
As she sauntered out of the building, she saw other people from the office rushing out. Seeing the Hollywood sign get obliterated scared a lot of people. There was pandemonium on the streets as people were walking, running, driving around in cars, or going down the stairs to the subway, all of whom were trying to go home or get out of the city.
She received a notification on her phone. It was a tweet from the MTA saying that trains were coming to get people out of Manhattan and out of New York City as a whole. Things were becoming a real mess if some person named Anne Boonchuy was gonna stop an intergalactic alien invader all by herself.
She thought about whether George was still in the city, whether Kramer and Newman were outside the city, and whether Jerry and Puddy still needed her.
"Ah, screw it," she said to herself and decided to set off for Jerry's apartment.
"Alright," Kramer called out to the crowd through his megaphone. "Now, I know you're wondering, 'Who's Anne Boonchuy? Why is he looking for her? What did she even do to this guy?' Because, let me tell you, I'm asking the same questions myself. But it doesn't matter! Right now, we should all just come together and pray. Or no, it's a free country either way. Because that is what we're fighting for. And we may be thousands of miles away and we can't do anything right now, but we shall overcome, just like what happened after Pearl Harbor, after 9/11, after Sandy!
"Let us pray," he concluded as he knelt. Newman was impressed. Kramer had it in him to rally everyone. He truly felt a stirring of patriotism in his heart. He joined him and kneeled on the floor, looking at the television.
As Jerry and Puddy watched the TV, they heard one of Jerry's neighbors, Carolina, come into the apartment carrying a backpack. "Are you guys still watching this?" she asked.
"Why do you ask?" Jerry replied. "Are you leaving?"
"Hell yeah, I am," Carolina answered. "I don't trust the fate of the Earth in the hands of a little girl."
"I don't think she's little," Jerry commented.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jerry," Puddy interjected. "Someone's approaching the invader!"
There was a brown kid with dark, disheveled brown hair wearing a gold chest plate, a purple skirt, and a single yellow shoe on her left foot riding on a creature that was a combination of a white cat and a butterfly flying towards the skyscraper the invader was standing on. CNN presumed that kid was the person the invader challenged to a one-on-one duel because the headlines on the screen switched the text to say, "YOUNG GIRL LANDS ON ROOF FACING ROBOT LEADER." She leaped off the creature and landed on the roof like she was Superman. She stood up and seemed to say something to the leader of the invaders.
"You know," the invader bellowed from his suit, which the camera aboard one of the helicopters surrounding the building picked up. "I think I finally figured out why the stones picked you as their champion, Boonchuy. From the moment you walked into my throne room, I underestimated you. A scruffy little girl with one shoe and leaves on her hair. Yet, underneath it all, a true warrior. Such a brilliant deception."
The caption on CNN changed to "CONFIRMED: ANNE BOONCHUY IS PERSON CONFRONTING INVADERS" a few seconds later. Anne Boonchuy stood there, apparently responding to the villain, but the microphone could not hear her, and with her back facing the camera, they couldn't even read her lips.
The invader laughed. "Touché," he said. He must have been responding to a snarky comment from her. "Oh, and I know about the time limit on your precious powers," he continued. "Do you really think you can beat me before you pass out?"
"Stones? Throne room? Deception, time limits, superpowers? What the hell is he talking about?" Jerry asked aloud.
"I don't know, but I am not sticking around to find out," Carolina said as she promptly marched out of the apartment.
"That's it," Jerry said, turning to Puddy, "you call Elaine, I'll call George and Kramer." He took out his phone and dialed George's number. Unfortunately, he got no response. "Damn! I can't reach him!"
"Hey," Puddy suddenly said to his phone. Turning to Jerry, he said, "I got Elaine."
"Put her on speaker!"
Puddy pressed the button.
"Jerry," Elaine called out from the phone, "where are you?"
"I'm still at the apartment with Puddy! We're watching CNN! There's this girl on a building and they say she has superpowers!"
"I'm sorry," Elaine said, "did you say superpowers?"
Right on cue, the TV showed Anne suddenly turning all blue and fiery, then launching herself into the air.
"Oh my God!" the anchor at CNN cried out as Anne rocketed towards the alien, "The girl does have superpowers!"
"She does?!" Elaine yelled incredulously, having overheard the TV.
At the travel plaza, Kramer, Newman, and the crowd watched anxiously as Anne approached the villain.
Unfortunately, she didn't land a hit. He swatted her away from him with his robot hands like a fly. Then, as she hurtled into the air, he launched himself up as well and struck her with his tail. She went straight through first the Figueroa at Wilshire then the Wilshire Grand Center.
"This is an incredible sight, everyone," the anchor continued.
She managed to halt herself before she hit any more buildings, but they kept getting worse as the villain launched all sorts of missiles at her. She flew off into the sky as the helicopter camera tracked her, trying to evade them as they blew up around her, but the villain in his robot mech suit caught up to her in the mayhem. He punched her down to the ground, leaving a large gash on the ground that destroyed some low buildings before hitting a skyscraper, which itself partially collapsed on its side.
"I must say, this was a very, well, emotional sight," the anchor said. "There is evidently something unusual that has been going on with this girl, Anne Boonchuy, but even with some sort of superpowers, it's still not enough to defeat the clear mastermind of this invasion. Now, we're still trying to figure out who this girl really is, but the moment we find out, we will tell you. Stay with CNN as we continue to cover…"
The crowd looked at the sight of the destruction with stunned looks on their faces. "God," Kramer looked up and said, "I don't know if you can hear me, but I really, really hope you heard our prayers, because what the hell was that?!"
Jerry and Puddy stared at the TV in shock, then they looked at each other in silence.
"Jerry?!" Elaine cried out over the phone. "What's going on? They're saying Anne's lost the battle!"
"Where are you going?" he responded in an almost monotone voice.
"To your place. Why?"
"Forget it. Head to the subway station at 81st Street." Puddy ended the call.
The two continued to stare at each other. The sound of police sirens came wafting in from the outside. In the hallways, people were rushing out of their apartments, realizing that things were going south horribly. CNN anchors debated the circumstances of Anne Boonchuy and the invasion: who was she, and what happened?
The two of them pondered their predicament. And they made their decision.
"Okay," Jerry said, "I need you to take as much canned or dried food as you could. I'll look for some bags and some clean clothes."
"Sure," Puddy replied.
The two leaped up from the couch and rushed to pack. The end of the world was upon them.