That night was a huge storm. Lincoln is sleeping on the couch of the tanner house. his nightmares of having 10 brothers are getting worst. he imagine what wouldv'e happen if They get angry at him from the video contest, to he Sweet sport, To the brother fight protocol, to The bad luck ordeal. to the cosplay contest, to the Haters. What ever Lincoln been through, it's more evil then trump mob at capitol hill in his mind.
"is this what you wanted Twerp ." Snapped Loki showing Lincoln a video from his phone.
" This is not what i want." He begged.
" Now we will murder you." Snapped The male Lynn?
Lincoln ran. in the house to hide.
but levi's cemicals Spilled.
" Yoy bafffoon You ruin my exsperemnt..
Lincoln tried to hide in rhe closet.
" Lincoln where are you." Said Lexx in singsong.
Lincoln was so scared. Of facing the dough oven Loud House style.
" Here you are!" Yelled Luke in A evil smile. Limcoln screamed like a high pitched girl.
" Oh look at that Your screaming like a girl. Cry to ronnie anne." Teased Loni.
"Please leave me alone." Begged Lincoln.
Then something clogged the toilet. and it made The boys think He read the princess pony book Even Lars is angry at Lincoln.
"You read the princess pony book." Gloated Lane.
The laughing and mocking made Lincoln Screamed of Terror.
The next thing that happened, He is back on the tanner couch. he breathed heavily. Then he is safe with bun bun. Worried that he sent a fowl order from the surage that made him think luke flushed Bun bun. but it's not poop. it's pee From that nightmare. Lincoln Got so scared He peed the tanner couch.
"You know i just cleaned that couch." He said Noticing that nightmare.
" I can't take i anymore Who knows what they were like when Loki and The rest are Kings of the con. " Lincoln said.
" Kid i got one thing to say Half mercy." Jessie said.
" Jessie Do you think i am a bad brother.?" Asked Lincoln.
"Well You Face Punishment. I admit i have my share of bad Judgement Like the time That I falsely blame DJ for Drinking. Like the time she lied about the homework, or The backup band witch i preform at DJ's dance and then I noticed DJ with a can of bear and Reek of bear then DJ ran away back to the dance and the moment I Grounded DJ Her friend confess."
"That is like the time i worry Mrs. Johnson worry's she is going to say anything bad about me. but i ended up getting both Didtencion and grounding. and then After my grounding came the Kings of the con contest. My brothers are not intresting 8n the story until they hear about The prize to be in the movie and Oh Please god help me.
"More like half Mercy!" Said Jessie.
"I am glad my Character Snuck DJ out of Grounding To compete in her karate training when i got tough right guys?" A Embarrassed Joey asked.
"Lincoln a lot of your fans say your too nice. If i was the parent Of Ronnie Anne i would Ground her and force her to apologize to you. i mean Lori or should i say loki should never Threaten you or make fun or you doe dating a girl." Danny said
"Is Lincoln okay?" A ease dropping Michelle tanner asked."
"It's okay Sweetie? Lincoln is fine."
"rusty's actor Little brother Got disapointed when He auditioned for star wars episode 1." Michelle Said never forgetting Rusty. The kid who Tried to Get Danny and his mom seperate."
"I don't know that Rusty in your world But i have a friend named Rusty. But He is too much of a ladies man."
"Same with Our rusty in Our show." Michelle.
"But you'll meet my rusty excpet he was once in my bully Chandler's bike gang, And i got punched by Lynn For stealing her bike without asking."
"Since that you had girl trouble I would want to sleep with you when i had a nightmare. "Mchelle said.
"Aw you had a nightmare." Danny said.
"It's about Mommy!" Michelle said.
"You don't have to talk about You mom. Your dad already told you." Lincoln said." But i had a nightmare of what would happen If the 10 boys react to The sweet spot. or The Limo. "
H"it will be okay. I am Played by Two twins and I am Sure the stunt double Would like to sleep with you. And If you feel sad I would say You got it dude." Michelle said remembering her catch phrase. then her twin came.
"Aw that is so sweet. Make sure you wake up for me to use ferbreeze On the couch. "
"The force will be with you." Joey said impersonate Obi wan "Always!"
impressed of how Joey sound good as obi was. The two Michelle's cuddle Lincoln. Like he is Rigby the rhino plush.
meanwhile At the loud house. Lori Was going to see A doctor. Meaning Her bags have bags. her face is red meaning a tomato hit her. by a angry fan from the real world.
"Let me guess it hapoened again." Said the doctor asked
" Yes The angry mob of Haters won't leave us alone. they are like hail to the queen when tomatoes hit us." Lori said.
"Wow they are parentage about your brother." Lori said.
after the treatment Lori drives bome seeing more Wreckneww Good vs evil. As The evil Mr. Wink and Mr. fibb is fighting the kids next door.
"Oh look it's that kitty napper's scene stealee." Number 3 said.
"Let's just leave the teenage alone we have To battle Wink and fibb." but noticed they got away."
"Wow they made a disapearing magic act and poofed away." Number 2 giggled making that tasteless pun."
" I don't know who is worst The braces Teenager you." Number 5 said.
"Maybe we'll ask This so call Funny girl, About Winks and fibb's disappearance ." Number 1 snapped.
AT Luan's funny business." What do you Mean Party's over. You can't fire me." She snapped on the phone. "Goodbye sir. "As she slammed the phone. Yep another Dud due to the Ace Savvy movie Is now a dud. Stupid Creativity. why aren't we in the public domain. meaning those judges would've say yes.
"More like no! Joker." Number 1 said.
"Oh look more Kid." Said the clown.
" I am number 1 of the kids next door. i am agaiant evil kid hating super villains Including adults old people and teenagers. And Number 4 Is maybe sore at The younger sisters."
"You better believe it mate, why would they enter the cruddy convention oh that's right to care about Cruddy aces Money And Girls don't like the boyish Things. too busy playing wih their Cruddy rainbow monkeys.
"Same old Wally!" Number 3 Giggled.
"Hey i am A girl and i don't play with dorky toys like Lola plays." Snapped Lynn jr. Getting Luan.
"Oh right said the teenage who Thinks Your 11 year old brother is bad luck.l Number 1 Snapped. He is disgusted that Lynn jr. Got her family to believe Lincoln is bad luck. Even the younger sisters And Even The parents." Your A-Dults should've been jailed. " Snapped Number 1.
"Oh give me a break we are over it. Why is the fandom Sour on us."
"Your farts stink Like number 2s jokes." Snapped Number 5.
"Lynn jr did you pick up. Luan." Said Lynn se but he sees 5 kids maybe Customer's at Funny buianes."
"well well well if it isn't Mister I discriminate my own son on take you Daughter to work day." Boasted Number 4.
"Are you kidding me. When i work at A restraint Lincoln was at my job." Lynn sr. snapped.
"Your discriminate Him for years. This is why theirs a angry mob at your It job." Wally snapped.
"I just told him the truth that he couldn't come."
"Well your truth Lies," He snapped. "Like the time Where his sisters make fun of him Reading comics."
"Number 4 Calm down! Do not Attack The cook unless he Shuns his son again." Nigel Who snapped. "
"You disgust me A-DULT. Favoring girls Including Teenagers. i got my eye on you." Number 1 boasted.
"Ha ha ha good one Number 1.: Luan Said,
"Luan That is a insult of my parenting, "
" i was this close to be Number won in that convention ." Luan giggled making that joke.
"Alright kids enough with convention talk and luan that is a good one by the way."
"You got to admit Number 5 That teenagers puns are funny I didn't Think Of jokes like that. Like the time Where she sAid This punishment dossn't make any cents. Where they got punished for fighting t over a quarter."
Number 5 Is Tired of All the jokes. " I can't decide witch Is the worst Comedian. Hoagie or that braced Teenager." Abby Lincoln Felt like She should cover her ears with bleach so she won't hear another Pun.
Meanwhile in another world. Dr eggman Went to a familiar mansion. " You call me here Delightful children from down the lane?"
"Yes you have!" The 5 Children Said in Monotone Unison." We can look For The Loud sisters. Aka the Full Deck aka The 10 headed beast aka whatever."
"So you have the power to make that hedgehog behave like you." Egg man said.
" Yes we do. and I don't know if the delightful Chamber Works on teenagers. " The Delightful children said in monatone Unison.
"Well you better unless. Sonic would be acting like a spoiled hedgehog, "
"Well I would say that Hedgehog will Gets Running to him." A man Cloaked in black said."
"Father!" The delightful Children said."
"So you are the caretaker of those 5 Children. they used to be x members of the KND Sector Z but you delightful them until something went wrong."
"You mean Something went right. My First chamber blew a fuse Increasing its power eleveny Billion Fold I lost the machine but gain 5 Perfect Delightful Children." Father snapped with glee.
"wanna read That Boys comic and trace The girls. So we can Put them Into Bait for that Ace bratty." Father said.
"Yes! Of Course He looks cute in those Outfits once he is one or us." the Delightful Children said The 2 Girls Constance, and Alessandra two Possessed Children Admire His Beauty,
As vanIla was driving by They see a Ice cream Truck. The truck knew They are coming so He evilly Tires to Trap them. the next thing that happened. The Loads are surrounded By Villains.
meanwhile Lincoln with new firiends were walking in Mickey's Toontwon.
"So this is mickey's toontown." Amy said.
"That is where he lives?l" Asked Sonic.
"yep and too bad I can't be ofifcaly a character then Mickey." Sighed Lincoln.
"nonsense Lincoln, You can Make the full Deck How ever you want, "
"Even in curupted corperte these day friends will make you feel better.
then the eds showed up.
"Oh really Like the time When The sing the friendship song, I drove Jimmy to frame ua." Eddy said
"Oh yeah That was funny. "Ed.
"Well a least They see you get beaten up by your brother. and they became your friend." Goofy said.
then they sing the friendship song not the ine form Ed n eddy.
"If you're ever in a jam, here I am" Sang Mickey
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S. "Sang Doanld duck
If they ever snitched that you land in jail, I'm your bail"Sang goofy
"It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot" Sang All 3
"A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig." Sang Mickey so whopping. .
"If you're ever down a well, ring my bell" Sang Mickey
"And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me
A-yes-sir-ee." Donald Sang.
"If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine." Sang Goofy.
"It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendshipWhen other friendships have been forgate Gate? Ours will still be great." sang all 3
"A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck" Donald do wapping.
"If they ever black your eyes, put me wise" Goofy sang.
"If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose." Donald sang.
"And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain." Mickey sang.
"It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgitOurs will still be it." sang all 3
" A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep" Mickey sang.
"If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind." Goofy sang.
"And if you Squriel suit got you hurt i'll heal that Burnt. t." Donald said.
"If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't Said.
It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick." All 3 sang
"Brovo brovo." Double D said.
"But that is not the friendship is But It would be Nice to S.O.S. from those mascot hatting lemon brookers."
"Duckie and Mousie So cuddly." Ed do you have Chickens." He ask wanting to play with chickens.
"Hey guys Is the sky falling." Chicjen Little said.
"CHICKEN."Ed gleed looking at Chicken little."
"Easy ed He is Chicken little form the fable Chicken little." Double D said."So Mr little How does it feel being in thr spotlight.
"Well the fans are not letting go of My father Buck Cluck. Using Me. But he redeemed himself.
"Do you have daddy issues Like the time my parents force me to wear a toasty suit."
"yes and forcing you to wear Underage mascot suit, In the hot sun is child endangerment. That why Your Writers don't deserve the Emmy. For Season 2 and they didn't got 1 nominee for Season 1. " Ace chicken Little Said."
" sometimes fans need to stop Shipping me with My sister.s and what is this Me marrying Lola? She is going to freak." Lincoln.
"Just like that Ace Savvy It's ironic that my name is Ace." Chicken little said.
"Wow But It's still not have me convinced that Ace Savvy's real actor is maybe going to be embarresed over His own Media Turned out to be Null and void. The full deck is now null and void."
"Yes Nobody is perfect But Your Creators made your life ever harder," The Soda Jet pack making Chicken Said.
"What's this a Parry and i am nit invited,"Said a evil Figure, With a Fat belly.
"Hahahahahaha." Said Dr eggman.
"Hi sonic! Do you miss me." said a Curtain Messenger robot."
"Oh no Not Bukkon the Messager robot." Sonic said.
end of chapter.