dm4487: Interesting and weird, but the best I could do. And your ship is interesting, too. I kinda like it, too.
Ellismskd24: What?
Guest (1): Nobody.
Deadpoollover77: I'd called the ship Deva.
Guest (2): Thanks, but I don't think there's gonna be that many comedic moments from them. And more Katie x DJ is coming.
TheMightyVoltar: Yeah, kinda is.
Chris: Last time Total Drama Island... The campers have their survival skills put to the test when they spent the entire night camping in the woods. Over the course of the challenge, Katie and DJ got to do some bonding, and the Screaming Gophers got chased by a bear, thanks to Owen's and Izzy's antics. The Killer Bass won the challenge, and DJ was lucky enough to lock lips with Katie after supporting her. And it was Izzy who was voted off for pulling off her little prank. What surprises are in store for the final 17 and who will be next to go? Find out tonight on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!
(Theme Song)
(Picking up from where the last episode left off, DJ is still standing on the dock of shame, already missing Katie. When he finally returned to the bonfire, his team was still sitting there and waiting on him. He took a seat with them next to Noah and Trent)
Owen: (Sigh)
Trent: Miss Izzy?
(Owen nods)
Noah: Seriously? You'd probably end up in the hospital dating her.
Owen: What can I say? I like the wild ones.
Voice: Hey guys, what's happening?!
(The Gophers turned around to see that Geoff was the source of the voice. The entire Killer Bass team came and joined the Gophers around the bonfire)
Gwen: What are you guys doing here?
Eva: A skunk got loose in our cabin, so we need to let it air out.
DJ: (Raises a bag) And we got some stuff to make s'mores! We thought we'd share it with you guys. Cuz you know, to keep the competition friendly.
(Marshmallows, crackers, and chocolate were passed around. Ezekiel stared at the pieces in his hand. Harold noticed it)
Harold: You don't like s'mores?
Ezekiel: I don't know what s'mores are.
Harold: Really? Here, let me show you. (Helps prepare a s'more for Zeke)
Noah: Wait. Is that skunk why we heard a girly scream earlier?
DJ: It wasn't that girly.
Duncan/Eva: Yeah it was. (The two look at each other)
Tyler: It's okay dude, we're all afraid of something. I'm afraid of chickens.
Noah: Chickens?
Tyler: Dude, those are modern-day dinosaurs! They're dangerous!
DJ: (Shrugs) Eh, I'm afraid of snakes.
Confessional: Gwen
Gwen: And so we all just started having a big care fest around the bonfire, telling our fears. Leshawna said how she was afraid of spiders, Harold is afraid of ninjas, and even Heather admitted to being afraid of sumo wrestlers.
Confessional ends
Gwen: What's my worst fear? I guess being buried alive.
Owen: Flying, man. That's some crazy stuff.
Geoff: I'm scared of hail. It's small but deadly, dude.
Bridgette: Being left alone in the woods.
Noah: I'm scared of needles. With all the allergies I have, I have to be around them a lot, and they freak me the heck out.
Lindsay: Having to walk on a minefield. In heels.
Noah: When would you have to walk on a minefield? And why would you do it in heels?
Lindsay: Oh, you're right! I guess... a bad haircut.
Katie: That was Sadie's fear, (DJ placed a hand on her shoulder) and mine too.
Cody: Hmm, having to defuse a time bomb under pressure.
Eva: Sounds like a bunch of wimpy fears if you ask me.
Duncan: Well Miss Tough Girl, what are YOU scared of?
Eva: Me? Well, I guess I'd be scared of looking like a girly wimp in front of people. I don't want anyone to ever think I'm some kind of pansy. EVER. What about you?
Duncan: ...C-Céline Dion music store standees.
Trent: Dude, did you say Céline Dion music store standees?
Lindsay: Oh love Celine Dion! Wait, what's a standee?
Ezekiel: What's a Celine Dion?
Gwen: Wait...What... You don't know who Celine Dion is?
Geoff: She's a singer dude.
Bridgette: She wrote the love song from Titanic.
Ezekiel: I've never seen that movie. (Pulls his toque over his face in shame)
Bridgette: You never saw Titanic!
Harold: You're really sheltered, aren't you?
Eva: Just listen to this dork!
(Eva played My Heart Will Go On from her MP3 player. Duncan was covering his ears and was shaking with fear, Ezekiel listened carefully, and he held his chest as tears slipped down his face)
Noah: You listen to Celion Dion?
Eva: AND?!
Confessional: Ezekiel
Ezekiel: That was the saddest, but the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Confessional ends
Lindsay: Wait. I still don't know what a standee is.
Trent: It's those cardboard cut-outs they put inside of stores.
Duncan: Don't say it, man! I can't help it, they just creep me out. What about you guys?
Trent: Okay, well, I hate mimes. Like, a lot.
Ezekiel: No way, eh. That's almost like my fear.
Trent: Really? So what's your fear, Zeke?
Ezekiel: Clowns, eh. My parents tried taking me down to a circus one weekend when I was little. Since I hardly ever saw the outside world due to being homeschooled, they wanted me to get the full experience, eh. So they took me up to see the clowns. I thought they'd be fun to meet, but with all that makeup, crazy hair, big noses, and weird clothes, they just freaked me out, eh. They flashed me some creepy grins, and it was enough to make me break out crying. It was so bad, that Mom and Dad never wanted to risk taking me to big events outside of the house ever again, eh.
(Harold pats him on the back. It then changes to the next day in the Mess Hall)
Chris: Good morning campers, I hope you all are ready for today's challenge because it's not going to be easy for any of you.
Leshawna: Can't be any worse than this food we're eating.
Chris: Today's challenge is called Phobia Factor. Prepare to face your worst fears! Our first victim? Heather. It's sumo time!
(Heather spat out her drink into Trent's face)
Chris: And Gwen, you, me, the beach, and tons of sand.
Lindsay: Wait, how does he know that those were your worst fears?
Gwen: (Facepalms) Because we told them.
Trent: At the bonfire last night. Remember?
Lindsay: They were LISTENING to us?
Gwen: It's a reality show genius. They're ALWAYS listening.
Lindsay: But that's, like, eavesdropping!
Chris: Chef Hatchet, didn't you have a special order for Tyler here today?
(Chef brought Tyler what looked to be a deep-fried chicken. Tyler took it and prepared to carefully took a bite off of the head. Suddenly, the living head of an actual chicken popped up from the hole)
Tyler: Ahhhhhhh!
(The scene changes to outside, where we see Leshawna looking nervous. She then runs away screaming. We see Chef Hatchet walking into the shot dressed up as a spider. It then changes back to the Mess Hall, where we see Katie and Lindsay with Chris in front of them, both of them have nervous looks on their faces)
Chris: (Pulls out two mullets) Ladies, you two are going to have to wear these bad boys right here until the challenge is over.
(The girls cringed as Chris placed the wig on their heads, but kept their cool. Next, Chris escorted Owen to a broken-down-looking plane. He would have to endure an entire plane ride, with Chef driving. He reluctantly got in and screamed in terror as the abysmal-looking plane shakily flew through the air. Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Harold was minding his business in one of the stalls. Suddenly, ninjas began to sneak into the bathroom. As Harold opened the door, his pants still down, the ninjas appeared before him. Rather than freak out, he calmly brandished a pair of nunchakus. The shocked ninjas cowered away as he swung them around. As they finally left, Harold accidentally knocked himself out with the nunchakus)
Chris: (Pokes his head into the bathroom) Looks like Harold conquered his fear. Well kind of. Point to the Bass.
(Back outside, Chris had a table set up for Noah to lie on)
Chris: Alright Noah, to face your fear of needles, all you got to do is let me take a little bit of blood from you,
Noah: Ok, that doesn't sound too hard.
Chris: Nah, not hard at all (Chris then brandished a freakishly large needle that made Noah's eyes grow wide with fear) This will only sting a bit.
(Chris stuck the needle in Noah's arm, making Noah scream in agony. He quickly took some blood from him and pulled out the needle)
Chris: Or maybe a lot, hehe, point to the Gophers.
(The Gophers cheered as Noah, now extremely pale looking from the shock of the needle, passed out. The camera then shows footage of earlier when the plane landed, and Owen got out and began to kiss the ground)
Owen: Oh sweet land, I will never leave you again.
Chris: Well done Owen. Another point for your team.
(The camera then switches to the stage where Heather stood across from a sumo wrestler. The large man looked at her threateningly and charged at her. She ducked down in fear and caused him to trip and bounce off the stage. He continued to bounce through the forest, and out of sight)
Chris: Nice job Heather, the Screaming Gophers now have 3 points.
(Next, the camera shows Bridgette sitting alone in the woods)
Chris: Bridgette began her 6 hours of solitude in the woods being pretty confident.
Bridgette: I can do this. It's just the woods, it's not scary. 6 hours out here is nothing.
(A chipmunk then scampered over to where Bridgette was sitting. Bridgette screamed and kicked it away. Meanwhile, at the Beach, Chris was shoveling sand on top of Gwen, who was inside a glass container with a walkie-talkie)
Trent: There's enough air in there for an hour. You only need to last 5 minutes.
Chris: Or as long as we decide to dig you up.
Gwen: Not funny Chris.
Chris: Sheesh, it was just a joke.
Trent: I'll be here talking to you the whole time. Just yell for me if you panic, and I'll dig you right up.
Gwen: Goodbye cruel world
(Back at the theatre, DJ was on the stage in front of a cage with a small garden snake inside, his task being to simply pick up the creature)
Duncan: Hey, you can do this buddy.
(DJ looked at the snake nervously. It blinked at him, causing him to recoil)
DJ: Ah, it blinked!
Eva: Come on DJ, look at how small that thing is. You got this!
DJ: I-I don't know man. It's all slimy and scaly and slithery.
Katie: You can do it, DJ. I know it!
(DJ suddenly filled with determination, DJ took in a deep breath and stuck out his finger. The snake crawled onto it, and DJ smiled)
Chris: Another point for the Bass!
(DJ's team cheered as he put the snake back in its cage. Back at the beach, Gwen had three more minutes to go being buried alive. Trent was sitting next to where she was buried, talking with her through the walkie-talkies)
Trent: Only three more minutes to go Gwen.
Gwen: Then you'll dig me out, right?
Trent: Of course. I'll be right here when that clock strikes zero.
Gwen: I need something to take my mind off being buried. Why do you hate mimes so much?
Trent: Ah man, it was terrible. It was kind of like what happened to Zeke. My mom took me to this carnival once when I was 4 to see the elephants. I was stoked.
Gwen: Yeah?
Trent: I was so busy watching them that I lost her for a minute. I called out, but I couldn't find her. Then there was suddenly this guy with horrible black lips pretending to be me. I screamed and tried to run, but every time I turned around, he was there, doing this crazy fake run-and-scream routine.
(Suddenly, someone tapped Trent on his shoulder. He turned around and was face to face with a mime)
Trent: Aaaaaaaaah!
(Trent dropped his walkie-talkie and took off running with the mime close behind)
Gwen: Trent? Are you there?
(Trent ran by the rest of the campers, who watched him in amusement)
Ezekiel: Man, that's got to be freaky for him, eh?
Chris: It's funny you should say that Zeke.
(Chris then stepped by to reveal a clown standing behind him)
Ezekiel: Oh crap!
(Ezekiel took off in a run, with the clown following him. Zeke caught up to Trent, and the clown caught up to the mime as they chased the duo together)
Chris: Alright you guys, all you have to do is just make them go away. Let's see, Gwen still has two minutes left. (To Cody) Cody, you're up.
(Cody was taken to a secluded area in the forest where two trashcans were connected to a timer and explosives, making a stink bomb)
Chris: Alright Cody, this bomb is set to go off in 10 minutes. Everything you need to know to defuse it is on these blueprints
(Chris handed Cody the blueprints)
Cody: What? Are you kidding me? I can't do this!
Chris: Then I recommend you look for a safe place to hide bro. Later, dude.
Cody: Wait, you're not going to stay?
Chris: No way, that's a live bomb dude!
(Chris ran off, leaving Cody by himself. Back on the beach, Ezekiel and Trent were continuing to run from the mime and clown. They ran past Gwen's burial ground, with the clock showing she had one more minute left. Trent looked back at the mime, who gave him a creepy smile. Ezekiel looked back, and the clown did the same)
Trent: Oh dude, they're so creepy. How are we going to lose these guys?
(Ezekiel looked over at the dock and hatched an idea)
Ezekiel: I think I got it, eh. Follow me.
(Ezekiel and Trent ran to the dock, with the clown and mime still close behind. They ran to the end of the dock, and Ezekiel and Trent jumped into the water. The clown and mime stood on the dock and looked down at them)
Ezekiel: Woohoo! Ha, what's the matter, eh? Can't swim?
(The clown and mime both took in a breath and prepared to dive)
Trent: Stop! Uh, both of your makeup will run.
(The clown and mime looked at each other and sadly nodded. They both walked off in defeat)
Trent: Yeah, take that you makeup-wearing freaks!
Ezekiel: Go back to the circus where you belong, eh!
Chris: And both the Gophers and the Bass earn a point thanks to those two. Next!
(The camera cut to the Killer Bass cabin where a Celine Dion music store standee was positioned outside. Duncan looked at it in fear)
Chris: One hug, and you're done.
Duncan: I don't know man, that looks really real.
Tyler: Suck it up dude, she's made of cardboard.
Eva: Come on Duncan, we need this point. I know you can do it!
(Duncan looks still looks nervous until Eva takes his hand)
Duncan: (To Eva) I'll try.
(Duncan ran over to the standee and hugged it, scoring his team another point)
Eva: Yes!
(Eva runs over to him and hugs him, he hugs back until both of them realized what they were doing and let go of each other. Back at the dock, Trent and Ezekiel had climbed out of the water)
Chris: (Holding a controller) Good job, you two, you did a great job concurring your fear, but unfortunately things with our buddy Geoff aren't going to be going so well.
(Geoff was relaxing on the beach, sitting in a chair. Chris turned on the remote and moved a cloud over to Geoff)
Geoff: What the heck?
(Geoff looked up at the cloud and it suddenly began to hail. Geoff howled in pain as the small balls of ice pelted his body. He ran off, trying to escape from the onslaught passing some of the other campers)
Lindsay: Look that cloud is following him. It's like his own baby cloud! Aww, I want one too. Here cloudy cloud!
(Geoff ran past the spot that Gwen was buried in, where her timer was now long up. Trent and Ezekiel watched in amusement as Chris controlled the cloud to chase Geoff)
Trent: Can you make the cloud go lower and pelt him harder?
Chris: You are one sick dude. But yeah.
(The cloud lowered and started to hit Geoff harder with the hail)
Trent: Aw, that's awesome. Hey, do you ever feel like you've forgotten something?
Chris: Sometimes. I usually ignore it and the feeling goes away. Ha, watch this guys, I'm going to bury him in hail.
Trent: Bury? Oh crap, Gwen!
(Trent ran off as Chris shrugged and focused on his remote. Meanwhile. Bridgette was near about to panic in the woods)
Bridgette: Ok, ok, stay calm. Only two more hours to go (An owl hooted in the distance) Oh, don't even try to freak me out, producer people.
(A distant explosion could be heard, making Bridgette jump in shock. It changes back to the beach showing Trent and Chris trying to dig up Gwen)
Trent: What was that?
Chris: If I had to guess, I'd say Cody's time just ran up. Guess that's another round lost by the Gophers.
(Cody, now covered in garbage, and in dazed by the loud explosion, stumbled into the woods)
Cody: Is anyone here? Girls? Ladies? Anyone?
(Trent had meanwhile just finished digging up Gwen)
Trent: Gwen! You did it!
(Trent smiled at her as she threw her walkie-talkie at his head in anger. She crawled out of her container)
Chris: If it makes you feel any better, you just scored your team another point. Of course, since Geoff survived his hail attack, that gives his team a point too. But still, well done.
Gwen: Hmph. (Gwen folded her arms and gave Trent a glare)
Confessional: Bridgette
Bridgette: I'd actually like to thank the producers for helping me overcome my fear. I'm proud of myself. There's really nothing to be afraid of.
Confessional ends
(Suddenly, Cody, still covered in trash, lurched over to where Bridgette was standing. Bridgette shrieked in fear and ran away, while Cody tripped over a log. It then cuts to Lindsay and Katie in the bathroom)
Lindsay: We did it. We made it through the whole day.
Katie: Are you ready?
Lindsay/Katie: One, two, three.
(Lindsay & Katie takes off their wigs and then gasp at each other)
Lindsay: I totally forgot how cute you are.
Katie: Oh, my gosh. You are, too.
(Meanwhile, Chris was preparing for Tyler's challenge. He placed a box inside of a large animal pen and then stepped outside of it)
Chris: All right, gang, we're in the ninth inning. Tyler, all you have to do is stay in this pen for three minutes with this chicken.
(Chris opened up the box to reveal a mother chicken and two of her baby chicks)
Bridgette: You can do it Tyler!
Duncan: Yeah, that is, unless he's chicken.
(Tyler was curled up in the fetal position and rocking back in forth from the fear of the chicken)
Chris: I don't think we're getting anywhere with this.
Eva: Come on Tyler, get your head in the game!
Tyler: Th-there's no way I can do this guys. Sorry Chris, but I give up.
Chris: Alrighty then. Looks like that makes another loss for the Bass.
(Eva looked at Tyler disappointingly as he climbed out of the pen)
Chris: Eva, we saved you for last, girl.
Eva: Oh joy. So what have you got lined up for me?
Chris: Well to tell you the truth, we had a bit of a hard time trying to figure out what to do for your fear of being embarrassed. But then we got a perfect idea. Follow me to the stage.
(Eva sighed and followed Chris, with the other campers following as well. When they reached the stage, Eva joined Chris. Chris then pulled out a girly-looking pink outfit, complete with a frilly tutu)
Eva: Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me.
Chris: Nope. For the win, all you have to do is put on this costume for all of us to see. And by all of us, I not only mean us here at camp but the millions watching at home.
Eva: You can NOT expect me to actually do something like this. You can't make me.
Chris: True, I can't. But if you do, your team wins the challenge. And if you don't, they lose.
(Eva looked down at her team, all of whom were looking at her and hoping that she would do it. She then looked back at the outfit Chris had for her)
Eva: Gah, I can't do this. It'll ruin my reputation if I do it.
Chris: You sure Eva? This is your final chance. If you don't do it, you risk elimination.
(Eva looked back at her team. She would no doubt be nervous about elimination if she were to not do the challenge but also felt like she had done more for her team than either of them. Since they had also not conquered their fears, she hoped her teammates would agree)
Eva: I'm sure. I just can't do it.
Chris: So be it. Then with that, the winners are the Screaming Gophers!
(The Gophers cheered in victory as Eva hung her head in shame)
Chris: Killer Bass, I see you guys at elimination.
(As the Killer Bass dispatched, Duncan came up to DJ and Geoff)
Duncan: Hey, I need to talk to you two about elimination.
(It changes to nighttime at the Bonefire Ceremony)
Chris: Killer Bass, looks like your winning streak is over. Now it is time for someone to go home. If I call your name, then you're safe. The first one safe is...DJ
(DJ smiled and took his marshmallow)
Chris: Ezekiel, Harold, Bridgette, and Geoff. You all are also safe.
(The campers took their symbols of immunity, leaving only Eva, Tyler, and Duncan)
Chris: Now then, you three all failed to complete your challenges today. As a result, one of you is about to go home.
(The three campers looked at each other)
Chris: Next person safe is...Duncan.
(Duncan smirked and took his marshmallow)
Chris: Eva, Tyler. One of you is about to walk the dock of shame. The person walking down the dock right now is...
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Duncan: (Pats Tyler on the shoulder) You'll get that chicken next time, dude.
(Tyler got up and head for the dock of shame)
Chris: As for the rest of you, you're all safe... for now.
(The Bass head back to their cabins)
Eva: Man, I thought I was done for.
Duncan: Yeah, you're welcome.
Eva: What?
Duncan: I convinced the other to boot Tyler, instead of you.
Eva: Why?
Duncan: Oh... um... I mean it's obvious. Tyler's weak and you're tough. So what, if you cost us the challenge?
(Duncan walked off not noticing the smirk that came from Eva)
Remaining Contestants:
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Tyler, Katie, Bridgette.
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Noah, Cody, Heather, Lindsay.
22nd Place: Courtney
21st Place: Sadie
20th Place: Justin
19th Place: Beth
18th Place: Izzy
17th: Tyler
Sorry, Tyler fans. But I didn't have any ideas for him this season, so I had to give him the boot. I also tried to make his elimination fairer, what do you think?
Thoughts on Tyler? I like him. He has some moments I like, wished he got further in World Tour. I also like this relationship with Lindsay.