Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 56: Welcome Home!
Dylan Riley and the girls (who were all healed and didn't need bandages anymore) had returned from Japan and were in Ottawa. They were crashing at a hotel near the airport for two days (they left two days after the girls' day out as they all spent their last day in Japan to take in the sights), mainly to get back to the usual time zone.
Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, black t-shirt with a blue skull on it, purple jeans, and purple knee-high heel boots) was in the hotel with bag in hand and made it to the fourth floor. She then walks over to room 409 and knocks on the door.
After fifteen seconds, the door opens and the person who opened it was Dylan Riley (wearing his glasses, black Bryan Danielson "American Dragon is Back" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers).
"Oh hey Robin," Dylan said to Robin and then Robin gives Dylan a quick kiss on the lips.
"Hey Dylan," Robin said to Dylan.
"Feeling in sync?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said as Robin walks into the room and Dylan closes the door.
"So is everyone here?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Some of them are in the other room, we got adjoining rooms," Dylan said.
Robin then sees Meredy (wearing a red t-shirt with some wolves on it, black leggings, and red fuzzy ankle-length boots) and Itsuka Kendo (who was barefoot and wearing an oversize blue t-shirt) sitting on one bed.
"Is this one of the new girls?" Robin asked Dylan as she looks at Itsuka.
"Yes," Dylan said as Itsuka gets off the bed and walks over to Robin.
"Hello I'm Itsuka Kendo," Itsuka said to Robin as she extends her right hand out to her.
"Ah Battle Fist, Shemage told me about you," Robin said to Itsuka as she shakes Itsuka's hand.
"Komori told you about me?" Itsuka asked Robin.
"Yes she did, and by the way, I'm Nico Robin," Robin said to Itsuka as she stops shaking Itsuka's hand.
"Oh Nami told me about you," Itsuka said to Robin.
"Is this true you are archaeologist that got her doctorate at age eight?" Itsuka asked Robin.
"Yes it is true," Robin said.
"I'm going to hop into the shower," Itsuka said as she walks towards the bathroom and then she walks into it, closing the door behind her.
"Have fun in Japan, Maguilty Mage?" Robin asked Meredy.
"Oh we did," Meredy said in an excited tone.
"So what's going on Robin?" Dylan asked Robin.
"I'll get to it," Robin said as she puts down the bag.
"What's in the bag?" Dylan asked Robin.
"You'll see," Robin said to Dylan.
"AHHHH," Nami screamed in the other room as this cause Dylan and Robin to notice.
"That's Nami," Dylan said as he and Robin race towards the door to the other room.
Dylan then opens the door to see Nami (wearing a white tank top with a horizontal brown stripe in the middle of it, blue jean shorts that stop at the upper thighs, and gladiator sandals) looking freaked out as Juvia Lockser (wearing her fedora, blue and white stripe t-shirt, white skirt that stop at her knees, and blue ankle-length boots) looked shocked.
"What the hell happened?" Dylan asked in shock.
Juvia points down to a red cheongsam as a cat with light pink fur and dark pink paws and ears pops out of it.
"That," Nami said and then she notices Robin.
"Oh hi Robin," Nami said to Robin as Robin waves to her.
"How did this happen?" Dylan asked in shock.
"Juvia was arguing with Shampoo over who was better in bed, then Juvia sprays some water on Shampoo and then this," Juvia said.
"She turned into a cat," Ristarte (wearing a black t-shirt with a halo on it, white skirt, and golden high heel wedges) said.
"I have never seen anything like it," Kinoko Komori (wearing a red t-shirt with white circles all over it, red and white stripe shorts that goes an inch past her knees, and red sneakers) said.
"What kind of water was it?" Dylan asked Juvia.
"Somewhat cold, room temperature probably," Juvia said.
"That would explain it, Shampoo told me during her training she fell into a cursed spring and now she turns into a cat whenever cold or near cold water splashes her and she turns back to a human when sprayed with warm water," Dylan said.
Robin then notices Shampoo walking over to her and picks her up.
"Huh, I expect her to look a lot different," Robin said as she was picturing Shampoo as a living bottle of shampoo with hair, arms, and legs.
Robin notices Shampoo was trying to escape her grasp as she didn't want to be hold by her.
"Huh, what's the matter?" Robin asked Shampoo as Shampoo manages to escape her grasp.
Shampoo hops off Robin and lands on the floor. Then she walks around Dylan and rubs herself up against his legs.
"I think she wants you to pick her up," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan then picks up Shampoo and holds her in his arms. He then starts to pet Shampoo with his right hand.
"You like it Shampoo?" Dylan asked Shampoo as Shampoo purrs a bit.
"I think she likes it," Robin said.
"I'm more of a dog person, but I don't mind cats, especially if they are as cute as her," Dylan said.
"Is she very clingy?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes she is, just like Juvia, but I told her that she needs to share me with the other girls," Dylan said as he continues to pet Shampoo.
"I need to pet her," Nami said as she was about to pet Shampoo.
Then, Shampoo hisses at Nami as Nami backs off a bit and Dylan notices it.
"No, no, bad Shampoo, very bad cat, you don't hiss at the other girls," Dylan said to Shampoo in a very stern tone.
"You keep doing that, you won't get any time with me," Dylan said to Shampoo in a very stern tone.
Shampoo then lets Dylan continue to pet her as the girls watch on.
"Wow Dylan, I didn't expect that," Nami said to Dylan.
"Sometimes you need to have some tough love to pets, in order for them to listen to you and it seems Shampoo got through to it," Dylan said.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to turn Shampoo back into a human," Dylan said as he walks over to the bathroom in his hotel room.
Dylan then quietly opens the door and quietly walks into the bathroom.
"Sorry about this Itsuka," Dylan said to Itsuka as he sets Shampoo down into the shower.
Then, the warm water hits Shampoo as she turns back into a human, being completely nude as well.
"Ahh, what the hell?" Itsuka asked in shock as Dylan quietly exits the bathroom.
"Sorry," Shampoo said.
Later on, everyone gathered in Dylan's hotel room as Itsuka (wearing a blue t-shirt with a V8 engine on it, faded blue jeans, and blue sneakers) and Shampoo (wearing a short-sleeve black cheongsam dress and black slip-on shoes) were done with their shower.
"So Robin, what's going on?" Nami asked Robin.
"Well I'm here to bring you all to a special place," Robin said to the group.
"What kind of special place?" Meredy asked Robin.
"I can't say, it's a secret," Robin said.
"Are we heading to some abandoned mental hospital for you to look at?" Ristarte asked Robin.
"No way," Robin said.
"Is it good?" Juvia asked Robin.
"Oh it is amazing," Robin said.
"Will we like it?" Itsuka asked Robin.
"Oh you will all love it," Robin said to the group.
"Is it far?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Seventy minutes away more or less," Robin said.
"That's fine with me," Dylan said.
"Alright, you can all pack your bags, check out, and I'll drive you to the spot," Robin said to the group.
"Oh and Dylan, you have to wear this," Robin said to Dylan as she pulls the shirt that Bellemere made for him out of the bag.
"Why?" Dylan asked Robin.
"It's for a special occasion," Robin said as she tosses the shirt to Dylan.
"Alright," Dylan said.
Later on, Dylan put on the special shirt as they packed up their things, checked out of their hotel rooms, and headed for the Chevy Silverado. Once they put their bags in the bed of truck, they hop into the truck as it was a tight fit.
"Feeling tired Dylan?" Robin asked Dylan as they were all buckled in.
"A little," Dylan said as he was in front passenger next to Robin.
"Well then, take some sleep and let the music take you away," Robin said to Dylan.
"Okay," Dylan said and then he falls asleep.
Robin then puts the key in the ignition and turns on the truck. Once she puts the truck into drive, Robin drives the truck out of the parking lot and to the special place.
An hour into the drive, Robin makes a few turns which Nami notices.
"Robin, this isn't the route to Mermaid Heel," Nami said to Robin.
"I know, this is for the special place," Robin said.
Fifteen minutes later, Robin pulls the truck to the side of the road as they were out in the country, twenty minutes outside of Perth.
"We are here," Robin said as she parks the truck, turns it off, and undoes her seatbelt.
"Can someone wake up Dylan?" Robin asked the girls as they undo their seatbelts.
"Juvia will do it," Juvia said.
Juvia then leans forward and starts planting kisses all over Dylan's face. After twenty seconds, Dylan finally wakes up.
"Are we here?" Dylan asked as Juvia stops kissing him.
"We're here," Robin said as Dylan undoes his seatbelt.
Dylan let out a yawn and stretches a little and soon he and the other girls exit the truck.
Soon they notice Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, black sweater, blue jeans, and pink sneakers), Bellemere (wearing a black long sleeve dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, light blue jeans, and blue and white sneakers), Aqua (wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, white skirt with blue leggings underneath, and blue sneakers), Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a pink long sleeve dress that goes to her ankles, and dark pink slip-on shoes), Botan (wearing a salmon t-shirt with a brown jacket over it, dark blue jeans, and white sneakers), Beth Vanderwood (wearing a red t-shirt with some carrots on it, blue jean shorts that goes a few inches past her knees, and red sandals), and Secre Swallowtail (wearing a black wand t-shirt with her black letter jacket over it, black shorts with white trim, and black slip-on shoes) standing on the side of the road.
"Hey ladies," Dylan said to the girls as he and the other girls walk over to the group.
"Shampoo and Itsuka, meet Aqua, Bellemere, Lucoa, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, and Secre Swallowtail," Dylan said to Shampoo and Itsuka as he introduces them to the others.
"Hello," Shampoo said as she bows and then she bends back up.
"Nice to meet all of you," Itsuka said to the girls.
"So this is Kinoko's classmate," Vivi said as she looks at Itsuka.
"I can't believe it that one of the group members is a princess," Itsuka said in shock.
"Just make sure you don't do anything to harm the princess," Secre said to Itsuka in a stern note.
"Understood," Itsuka said as they stand in front of a big white sheet.
"What's with the sheet?" Dylan asked Nami.
"I have no idea," Nami said.
"Hopefully this surprise is not too horrible," Aqua said.
Soon, they see the other Straw Hats (Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Franky, and Brook) standing on the other ends of the sheet.
"Nami are those your friends?" Itsuka asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Okay Straw Hats, what's going on?" Dylan asked the crew.
"Oh we are about to present you with a gift," Franky said to the group.
"Gift, what gift?" Nami asked in a curious tone.
"This," Franky said as they grab onto the sheet.
"Okay Luffy, pull," Zoro said to Luffy.
Then, they notice Luffy was eating away on some meat.
"Are you kidding me," Usopp said angrily.
"What?" Luffy asked with a mouthful of meat.
"Pull you idiot," Sanji said angrily to Luffy.
Then, they pull down the sheet as Dylan and the girls couldn't believe what they saw. What they saw was this enormous house in front of them.
The house was six storeys high and the length of almost two football fields (just the fields themselves) done in this gothic tudor style (similar to the Playboy Mansion) that was brick on the outside and painted all black. There was a garage attached to the house and a separate garage with seven spaces and tall enough for buses or rigs. There was also a driveway the length of the driveway from Dylan's childhood home.
"Holy shit," Bellemere said in shock.
"What is this place?" Nami asked.
"This is your new home," Franky said.
Soon, the girls (minus Robin) jump and scream in joy as Dylan covers his ears knowing that was about to happen.
After forty seconds, the girls calm down as Dylan moves his hands off his ears.
"Please tell me it isn't a joke," Dylan said in utter shock.
"It's not," Robin said as she joins the crew.
"Robin, you were behind this?" Nami asked Robin.
"Yes, once we were getting cramped, I discuss with the other Straw Hats and we started building this piece, lucky this piece of land has been abandoned for years," Robin said.
"I can't believe it," Meredy said in shock.
"I can, considering Franky is the shipwright, he can build anything in no time," Nami said.
"I, I don't know what to say," Dylan said in shock.
"Well you have to say something about the flag," Usopp said to Dylan as he points to the flag.
The flag in question was at the tallest part of the house's roof, it was black and had a skull and crossbones on it. The skull looked like Dylan with brown hair and glasses, and the crossbones were at the bottom and replaced with barbed wire bats (similar to the Jackass logo).
"Oh my god," Dylan said in shock.
"Yeah Robin told me about your loves and I designed a flag to meet your needs," Usopp said to Dylan.
"Oh my god Usopp, thank you I love it," Dylan said to Usopp in a happy tone.
"Don't thank us yet, we still have the tour," Franky said to Dylan.
Soon, everyone makes their way to the separate garage.
"Here is the main garage, you can store up to seven vehicles in it, no matter what size," Franky said.
"Ooh," the girls said in amazement.
"I wouldn't mind fitting a monster truck in there," Secre said.
"Forget about monster trucks, the amount of motorcycles that can be stored in there would be off the charts," Itsuka said.
"This garage is big enough for a tank," Dylan said.
Then they walk over to the garage connected to the home.
"Here is the other garage, it can be used as a garage or as a different room," Franky said.
"Ooh nice," Nami said.
"We'll see what this spot will be, just depends on the girl we get," Dylan said.
"So you all want to see the rest of the house?" Franky asked the group.
"Yes," the girls said in an excited tone.
"Well let's go," Luffy said in an excited tone as he races to the door.
"This is going to be awesome," Aqua said in an excited tone as she, Dylan, and the others walk to the front door.
"It's like I'm on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and Franky is playing the role of Ty Pennington," Dylan said in an excited tone.
Once they made it to the front door, Luffy opens the door as everyone walks into the house.
Once everyone was in, Dylan closes the door behind him as the girls were in amazement over the sheer size of the house. What they saw was a closet, a set of stairs going down, and another room to the right.
"Holy crap," Nami said in shock.
"Juvia can't believe it," Juvia said in amazement.
"To your right is the closet to put your jackets and shoes in it," Franky said to the group as he points to the closet.
"We also have a set of stairs to your left," Franky said to the group as he points to the stairs.
"To your right we have our sitting area, if you want to hang out and look at the window," Franky said.
Then, Dylan and the girls walk into the sitting room, which was the size of the living room in Dylan's childhood home, with four armchairs and a bay window.
"Ooh this is nice," Botan said.
"I could sit here," Ristarte said.
"It feels like my old home, especially the bay window," Dylan said as he looks at the bay window.
"You all want to see the basement?" Franky asked the group as Dylan and the girls said "yes".
"Alright, check it out," Franky said to the group as they rush out of the sitting room and down the stairs.
They soon make it down the stairs as they see the basement. It was spacious and about three times bigger than the basement in Dylan's old house. There was a long couch, an armchair, a circular armchair, a coffee table, a 72" inch 4K HDTV hanging up on the wall, a 48" inch T.V. stand below it with a PlayStation 5 on top of it and a DVD/Blu-Ray player as well.
"Holy crap," Itsuka said in shock.
"Look at the T.V.," Kinoko said.
"Oh yeah, look at the PlayStation, Dylan could play here all day if he wants," Nami said.
"Maybe, but my Switch is pride and joy, I do like PlayStation, but Nintendo was the first console I ever got," Dylan said.
"I won that system," Robin said.
"Really?" Dylan asked Robin in shock.
"Yes, I won it in a raffle," Robin said.
"Wow Robin you are so lucky, your luck is almost on the levels of my dad, he won a lot stuff from radio stations," Dylan said to Robin.
Aqua then sees two bookshelves connected together, each having five rows. Then she sees a few PlayStation 5 games on the shelf.
"Ooh look at these shelves, so nice," Aqua said.
"It will better once it gets filled," Botan said.
Ristarte and Bellemere then walks over to a custom L-shaped bar counter that was drilled into the wall with ten stools next to it.
"Look at this counter," Bellemere said.
"I could have a drink here," Ristarte said.
"Me and Brook install it, that was not an easy feat," Franky said.
"Well it's awesome," Bellemere said.
"Oh it warms my heart, if I had one, skeleton joke," Brook said as Luffy laughs a bit.
Dylan walks over to a corner as he sees a Wheel of Fortune pinball machine, a WWE Wrestlemania pinball machine, and a Rollercoaster Tycoon pinball machine.
"Oh my god, look at these pinball machines," Dylan said in amazement.
"Putting them together was no fun," Usopp said.
"They were heavy and had so many pieces," Sanji said.
"Oh come on, you guys are so tough, pinball machines shouldn't be that hard," Dylan said to Usopp and Sanji.
Vivi then sees a door and opens it up. She then sees a spacious room with a table and a computer on it, as well as a spot with a tripod set up and a white wall behind her.
"Woah," Vivi said in shock as the others look into it.
"What is this?" Dylan asked in confusion.
"It's a media room, in case anyone want of you to make videos," Franky said.
"I came up with it," Robin said.
"Just as long as it is not used for TikTok or make stupid ASMR videos, then I'm fine with it," Dylan said.
They soon walk back upstairs and head towards the living room. Dylan and the girls look to see it was big with a very high ceiling, a fireplace to their left, a long U shaped couch, two armchairs, a 75" inch T.V. hanging on the wall, and a few coffee tables.
"Ooh look at the living room," Meredy said.
"The stone looks amazing," Secre said as she looks at the walls.
"Juvia loves the fireplace," Juvia said as she looks at the fireplace.
They see two doors on either side of the T.V. that leads to the backyard. They open the doors and head out to the backyard. They see they were standing on a stone area and there was a shaded area with a short stone wall set up to their left.
"Oh so cool," Nami said.
"Who doesn't like the sun?" Franky asked as Dylan raises his hand.
"Well we installed this shaded area for you, that way you can hang out there without getting burned," Franky said to Dylan.
"That's awesome," Dylan said as Bellemere looks over to a skull looking statue.
"What's that?" Bellemere asked.
"Oh it's a speciality made ashtray, for when you go out to smoke," Franky said to Bellemere.
"Nice," Bellemere said.
"Well I love it, since it is a skull," Dylan said.
"How much land is this behind us?" Nami asked Franky.
"Three acres," Franky said as Nami whistled over the size.
They soon made it back inside and close the door behind them.
"You probably notice how nice it is in here," Franky said to the group.
"Yes it feels so good," Lucoa said.
"Well we used material that keep most of the house at a normal temperature, not too hot and not too cold," Franky said.
"Cool," Nami said.
"We won't have to worry about Dylan trying to keep this place cold," Vivi said.
"I heard that," Dylan said in a slightly angry tone.
Then they turn left and walk down the hall. They soon open a door and walk into a room. Dylan and the girls see they were in a large dining room with a table big enough for over a hundred people.
"Holy crap," Ristarte said in shock.
"Table large," Shampoo said.
"This is the dining room and the door to your left is the kitchen," Franky said as he points to the door.
Then, Dylan and the girls walk over to the door and open it. Then they walk into the kitchen.
"Oh my god," Nami said in shock over the size of the kitchen.
The kitchen was restaurant level, it was spacious, had numerous sinks and stoves, a large air fryer, a huge fridge with freezer, a few dishwashers, several cabinets, enough counter space, and a large kitchen island.
"I love this," Nami said.
"I designed it myself and I'm glad you love it Nami-swan," Sanji said to Nami in a loving tone.
"Oh my mom would love it when she does her annual Christmas baking," Dylan said.
Soon, they exit the kitchen and dining room as they walk over to another door. Robin opens the door as they walk into the room as it had a table with several chairs, as well as some bookshelves full of books.
"This is the study room, if you want to study up, I made it myself," Robin said.
"Pretty nice," Kinoko said.
"A nice little place for some quietness," Itsuka said.
They soon walk out of the room and walk over to another door. The door soon opens and they see a chair, as well as two washing machines and two dryers.
"This is the laundry room and those machines are high quality and energy efficient," Franky said.
"Awesome," Nami said.
"At least we got four machines, should take no time to do the laundry," Dylan said.
They soon head to five separate doors and open them up. They were all the same, bedrooms with a closet, queen size beds, and a dresser.
"These are guests rooms, just in case if people want to stay here for awhile," Franky said.
"Smart thinking Franky," Dylan said to Franky as he looks into the room.
Then, Dylan and the group see a long hallway with a door on the left halfway down it and a door at the end of the hall.
"What's that down there?" Nami asked Franky.
"The door on the left is the recycle room and in it is numerous recycle bins and Dylan's can crusher," Franky said.
"Nice," Dylan said.
"And at the end is Dylan's room, which is going to be saved for last," Franky said.
"Damn it," Dylan said angrily.
"Trust me, you'll love it," Robin said to Dylan.
Soon, they walk past the living room and stand in front of a door, which had a scanner next to it.
"I don't know what this room is, but this was made by Robin," Franky said.
"I'll tell you later," Robin said to Dylan quietly.
Then they walk to another door and Zoro opens it. Then they walk into the room as Dylan and the girls couldn't believe it.
This area was huge with numerous monkey bars with stuff hanging off of it, two salmon ladders, a warped wall and a mega warped wall, a hanging bar, and a rope climb.
"Oh my god," Itsuka said in shock.
"Who's the fan of American Ninja Warrior?" Zoro asked as they point to Dylan.
"Well I designed this room for all of you, in order to build up your body," Zoro said to the group.
"Now this is awesome," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"Yes it is so awesome," Secre said.
They soon exit the room and walk past a set of stairs. Then they stop at another door.
Nami opens the door as they sees a bathroom. They walk into the bathroom to see ten shower stalls, a big bathtub, a mirror with four sinks attached, and three bathroom stalls.
"Wow," Nami said in amazement.
"This looks so nice," Itsuka said.
"Yeah, each bathroom is the same, ten shower stalls, a tub, a mirror with four sinks, and three stalls with toilets, there is two bathrooms each done the same on the upper floors," Franky said.
"Sweet," Nami said.
They soon exit the bathroom and walk down to another door of the house.
Nami then opens the door and they walk into the room. What they saw was a in-ground swimming pool and a hot tub next to it.
"Oh my god, we got a swimming pool," Aqua said in an excited tone.
"You all like it, but for someone who will drown, it's not too fun," Robin said to the group.
"The pool and the hot tub took a long time to do, but it was worth it," Franky said.
They soon exit the pool room as they walk down to a door at the end of the hall.
"Nami-swan is going to love it," Sanji said quietly as Nami opens the door.
They walk into the room as they see a speciality made garden, full of vegetables and fruits. Nami's eyes lit up to see the familiar tangerine trees that Bellemere planted.
"Oh my god, Bellemere's trees, this is so awesome," Nami said in an excited tone as she hugs the trees.
"Wow they have grown so much," Bellemere said.
"I made this garden with Nami in mind," Franky said.
"It's awesome, but it might not last long, considering it is nice for only half a year in Canada," Dylan said.
"Well this special greenhouse has special energy efficient lights and it is a perfect temperature for it to grow," Franky said.
They soon exit the greenhouse as they were standing outside the room.
"You all will like the next room, just walk down the hall and make a left, and you'll see the next room at the end of it," Franky said to the group.
Soon, Dylan and the girls walk down the hall, make a left, and run down the wall to a set of doors.
Meredy and Vivi open the doors as they enter the room. The group looks around as they couldn't believe their eyes.
"Holy shit," Meredy said quietly in shock.
What they all saw was a huge movie screen, several rows of seats, and a projector room.
"Oh my god, we got our own big screen," Dylan said in excitement.
"This is so freaking cool," Lucoa said.
"Yeah this is your own private movie theater, you could watch anything thanks to the projector that is connected to a DVD/Blu-Ray player," Franky said.
"Oh I'm going to enjoy watching my wrestling shows here," Dylan said.
"Want to see your rooms?" Franky asked the girls.
"Yes," the girls said.
"Well check them out," Franky said to the girls as they race out of the theater.
The girls run up the stairs and to their bedrooms, each bedroom has a queen size bed, closet, nightstand, and dresser, as well as somethings to their liking.
On the second floor, Nami opens the door to her bedroom and was surprised by what she saw. She sees a map of Dylan's world hanging on her wall as well as a drawing desk for her to draw at.
"Oh my god this room is so awesome," Nami said as she walks over to the desk.
"I love the desk, I can draw all the different areas on it," Nami said and then she lays down on her bed.
Over on the fourth floor, Robin opens the door to her bedroom as she smiles over the sights. The wall were painted purple and it had a bookshelf full of her favorite books on the wall.
"Ooh so perfect, a nice warm spot for me to read in," Robin said as Chopper peaks his head in.
"You like it Robin?" Chopper asked Robin.
"I love it Chopper," Robin said to Chopper.
On the fifth floor, Lucoa opens the door as she sees her bedroom. It was pretty normal with the walls painted light blue and it also had a comfy armchair.
"Ooh I love this," Lucoa said as she feels her bed.
"And this bed is so soft," Lucoa said.
On the third floor, Aqua opens the door to her bedroom and was happy to see it. Her room was painted blue and her furniture was painted dark blue as well.
"Ooh love the blue, especially for a water goddess," Aqua said as she walks around in her room.
"This is awesome," Aqua said.
On the second floor, Ristarte opens the door to her bedroom and was happy to see her bedroom. It was pretty normal with her furniture painted gold and there was a full body mirror hanging on the wall.
"Oh my god," Ristarte said in an excited tone as she races over to her mirror.
"I love the mirror and I look good," Ristarte said as she looks in the mirror.
On the second floor, Kinoko opens the door to her bedroom and she couldn't believe it. The walls were painted red with white circles like a mushroom, the dresser and nightstand were covered in mushrooms, there was a mushroom shaped chair in a corner, and the bed was circular with a canopy on top in the shape of a mushroom cap.
"Wow," Kinoko said quietly as she looks at her bedroom.
"My dream bedroom," Kinoko said.
On the fourth floor, Botan opens the door to her bedroom and was happy to see it. The walls were painted pink and there was her oar and bat hanging on the wall.
"So cool," Botan said.
"I love it," Botan said as she sees her Spirit Detective tools on top of her dresser.
On the fifth floor, Vivi opens the door to her bedroom as she couldn't believe it. The walls were light pink, the furniture looked very fancy, and the bed had a very fancy canopy to it.
"Oh my god, I love this room," Vivi said as she looks around her room.
"It feels so royal, so high end," Vivi said as she rubs her right hand along the bed.
On the third floor, Bellemere opens the door to her bedroom as she looks at it. Her bedroom looked normal with the walls painted in the color of her MACE shirt and there was a tangerine tree lamp on the nightstand.
"Awesome, this bedroom looks great," Bellemere said.
"I love the lamp," Bellemere said as she looks at her lamp.
On the fourth floor, Beth opens the door to her bedroom as she was excited over seeing her room. The walls were painted with farm scenery, the furniture was covered in vegetables, and there was a chair covered in hay.
"Oh my god," Beth said in an excited tone as she looks around her new room.
"This is so awesome, I love the walls, I love the furniture, I love everything," Beth said.
On the third floor, Meredy opens the door to her bedroom as she had a big smile on her face. The walls were painted like a forest, the furniture was covered in leaves, and there was a chair with her Wolfy plushie on it.
"Oh my god, Wolfy," Meredy said to her plushie as she walks over to it and picks it up.
"This room is so awesome and you'll love your new friend," Meredy said to her plushie as she hugs it tight.
On the fifth floor, Secre opens the door to her bedroom as she couldn't believe it. Her walls were painted like the inside of a castle, her furniture was all black, her bed was circular with a canopy on top of it, looking like a bird cage.
"This looks pretty great," Secre said as she walks over to her bed.
Secre then lays down on the bed and looks up.
On the second floor, Juvia opens the door to her bedroom and she became excited at what she saw. Her walls were painted like she was underwater, her furniture were blue, and on the dresser was her Dylan plushies she made.
"Oh wow, Juvia's room is amazing," Juvia said as she walks over to her bed.
Juvia puts her hands on the bed as it was a bit wavy. She then lays down on the bed as she couldn't believe it.
"Oh my god a water bed, Juvia always wanted a water bed," Juvia said in an excited tone.
On the fourth floor, Shampoo opens the door to her bedroom and then she walks into it. Her room had a very traditional Chinese setting to it with the walls having Chinese words written onto it, there was also a cat bed for her to sleep in if she's in her cat form.
"Wow," Shampoo said in amazement.
"Room look good, Shampoo love room," Shampoo said as she looks around.
Finally, Itsuka was on the third floor as she opens the door to her room. She walks into her room as the walls were painted blue, her furniture was covered in motorcycle parts, and there was half of a motorcycle hanging up on the wall.
"Holy crap, this room is amazing," Itsuka said.
"This room screams me, especially the motorbike on the wall," Itsuka said as she looks up at the motorcycle on the wall.
Fifteen minutes later, Dylan and the girls gather in front of the door of Dylan's room as Dylan was getting very excited.
"Oh my god, it's finally time," Dylan said as he was excited for this moment.
"I'll let Robin take over this moment," Franky said as Robin steps forward.
"Dylan, this room was my personal project for you and I know you are going to flip for it," Robin said to Dylan.
"Now open the door and see your new den," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan soon calms himself down as he grabs onto the door knob. He then slowly turns the knob and opens the door. He and the girls then step into the room as they could feel the cold air in it.
"Holy crap," Nami said as she felt so cold.
"It's like being in the Arctic," Kinoko said as she was shivering.
"Well the materials me and Franky used make this room a nice cold temperature, not blistering cold, but decently cold," Robin said.
"Well I like the cold," Dylan said.
Dylan looks around to see his new den was a little over two times bigger than his old den.
The walls were painted black with black curtains, his HD T.V. was hanging on the wall with his Nintendo Switch and DVD/Blu-Ray player on the T.V. stand.
"Wow this looks awesome so far," Dylan said.
Dylan then looks over to see a black leather couch and black leather chair set up against a wall, facing towards the television. He then see the blood stained shirt he wore against Gray Fullbuster hanging on the wall, in a picture frame, along with his card display case next to it.
"Oh my god, there is my shirt," Dylan said as he points to the shirt.
"Why is it all red?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"That's my blood," Dylan said as Shampoo and Itsuka were a little bit freaked out.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to the dark side," Nami said to Itsuka.
Dylan then notices his card display, but it is missing the cards.
"Robin, where are the other cards?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Oh I'm keeping safe," Robin said.
Dylan then sees three bookshelves filled with all his DVDs and video games on it.
"There is my things," Dylan said as he looks at the shelves.
"I took care of them no problem," Robin said.
Dylan then walks over to a small kitchen with decent counter space, a small island, a regular fridge, a toaster, a sink, a dishwasher, a small dining table with two chairs, and several cabinets.
"Ooh such a nice small kitchen," Dylan said as he was impressed by the kitchen.
"Yeah it's not fancy, but it will do the job," Sanji said.
"Look at the top cupboard," Sanji said to Dylan.
Dylan sees the top cupboard and opens it and sees numerous bar tools and glasses as he got all excited.
"Oh my god, this is awesome," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"I know you love bar stuff, so we got you these glasses and tools for you to use," Robin said to Dylan.
"Well I love it," Dylan said.
"Want to see your bedroom?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh yes please," Dylan said.
Robin points to an open door as Dylan walks into the bedroom. He looks to see it was painted all black with a black dresser/mirror combo, black nightstand with a skull lamp on it, a closet that was a bit bigger than the size of the closet from his old bedroom, there was also a king size bed with black covers and black pillows on it, as well as a black headboard.
Dylan then gets excited to see a black cow skull hanging above his bed with a pentagram on it.
"I love the skull," Dylan said as he points to the skull.
"Yeah I love it too," Robin said as Dylan looks to see another open door in his bedroom.
"Where does this door lead to?" Dylan asked Robin as he points to the door.
"It leads to your bathroom," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan then walks over to his bathroom and enters it. He then sees it was bigger than his old bathroom with a sink and mirror combo (with the taps being black), a black bathtub big enough for two or three people, and a big shower big enough for three people.
"Oh I love the bathroom," Dylan said.
"Yeah if you want anyone to have a shower with you, it will big enough for two or three people," Robin said.
"Awesome," Dylan said.
"There's one more spot for you to see," Robin said to Dylan.
They soon walk out of the bathroom and bedroom as they head to a room in Dylan's den with no door on it.
"You'll love it," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan and the others walk into the room as he couldn't believe it. There was two counters in both sides of the room and on one side was ten plushies of the girls that Juvia made (all the way up to Juvia herself).
"Oh my god Juvia, these plushies are awesome, you did an amazing job on them," Dylan said to Juvia as Juvia loves hearing those words.
"Oh Dylan, Juvia loves what you said," Juvia said to Dylan.
"Take a look on the walls," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan sees numerous print ads on the walls, these were the Truth Crazyworld ads, the 1998 ads from Partnership for a Drug-Free Singapore, the Montana Meth Project "This Isn't Normal" ads, and the NHS "Sex Lottery" ads.
"Oh so cool," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"You ever heard of Love the PIF?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes he's a YouTuber from Finland that post PSAs," Dylan said.
"Well I became good friends with him and he found these print ads for me to give to you," Robin said to Dylan.
"Oh I love it," Dylan said.
"There is more," Robin said.
"Turn around," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan turns around to see a photo of the Jackass crew in a hot tub.
"Wow," Dylan said in amazement.
"Yep, that's a photo of the Jackass crew and it is signed," Robin said.
"How did you get it?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Oh they were raffling it off for charity," Robin said.
Dylan looks to see the photo had autographs of the crew (including Ryan Dunn), but one name was missing.
"I don't see Johnny Knoxville's signature," Dylan said.
"Oh at the time he was busy filming, so he couldn't sign it," Robin said.
"I get it," Dylan said.
"Now there is one last surprise for you," Robin said to Dylan as they were facing a thing that was hanging on a wall and covered by a white sheet.
"This was a gift that both Miss Navigator and I got for you," Robin said to Dylan as she approaches the sheet.
Robin pulls the sheet off the wall and sets it on the ground as Dylan was in shock. He sees that famed viking shield used by Danny Havoc, set up in a frame.
"Oh my god, Danny Havoc's shield," Dylan said in shock.
"Yes it is," Robin said.
"Who's Danny Havoc?" Itsuka asked.
"He was a Deathmatch wrestler, he died just recently, this is what he carried during his last years of active competition," Dylan said.
"Nami, you helped pay for this?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes, I used the gold I got from Mermaid Heel to get this, I knew you loved this style and me and Robin got this for you," Nami said to Dylan.
Dylan then rush over to Nami and Robin and give them a big hug.
"Oh Nami, Robin, thank you, thank you so much, I love this so much," Dylan said to Nami and Robin.
"You're welcome Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.
"I'm glad you enjoy it," Robin said to Dylan as they break off the hug.
Then, Dylan and the girls touch the framed shield as they feel a connection unlike any other.
"The spirit of Danny Havoc is here with us," Dylan said.
"The Deathmatch Viking, The Deathmatch Drunkard, is now here in this room," Robin said.
They soon move their hands off the shield as they look at the other Straw Hat Pirates.
"You like it?" Franky asked the group.
"We love it," Dylan said.
"Thank you so much Franky, thank you everyone," Nami said to the crew.
"You did a wonderful job," Vivi said to the crew.
"This is one amazing house you built," Meredy said to the crew.
"Well it was a team effort," Zoro said.
"Yeah right, you slept through most of it moss head," Sanji said angrily to Zoro.
"Hey I built that gym crap cook," Zoro said angrily to Sanji.
"Well thanks to my shipwright skills, this house got built quickly and it is durable as hell," Franky said.
"I like the sound of that," Bellemere said.
"Well thank you guys so much, I love this place so much and we are grateful for it," Dylan said to the crew.
"Well don't mention it," Luffy said to Dylan.
"Well there's one way to celebrate it," Nami said.
Then, Dylan, the girls, and the other Straw Hats gather in the living room holding glasses of beer (except for Dylan and the younger ladies, who were drinking soda).
"Cheers to a new house, some awesome pirates, a brand new home, to cool friends, and a road of fun adventures," Dylan said.
"Couldn't said it better myself," Luffy said.
Then they clink their glasses as the women were excited for this new home.
"Alright enough this sappy stuff, let's party," Luffy said.
Soon, the Straw Hat Pirates and the girls in Dylan's harem were partying away, dancing around, drinking away, and laughing and enjoying the new house. Nami was looking around as she couldn't find Dylan anywhere.
"Hey Robin, where's Dylan?" Nami asked Robin as the music was a bit loud to hear much.
"He's outside," Robin said as she points to Dylan standing out in the backyard, standing on the rocky area.
"He's a great guy, but still doesn't like loud noise," Robin said.
"Hey let him stand outside," Nami said as they continue to party.
Outside, Dylan was watching the sunset, enjoying the view.
"Welcome home everyone, welcome home," Dylan said as he drinks his glass of Pepsi Max.
Dylan continues to watch sunset, happy that he and his girls now have a home they call their own.
Wow, Dylan and the girls finally have their new home, a freaking mansion. At least there is enough room for all the future girls to enter this harem. Also what is that mystery room that Robin made, well that won't be revealed until way later.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.