MAGES. The Mad Magician's street magic.

Ch 5: Tomo and Osaka (Azumanga) Feat. The Fallen Angel!

Osaka and Tomo are hanging out, fishing. MAGES appears with her camerawoman. "Alright, these girls." MAGES starts to walk up to the two. "Hey. Hey fellas. Hey."

"Oh no." Osaka says.

"Oh hell no! No!" Tomo says.

"I'm taping a street magic special. You want to see some magic?" Mages says into the camera.

"Can't you see that we're fishing? So leave us alone!" Tomo tells her.

"We brought our own poles for ourselves, so let us fish." Osaka adds.

"That's fine. All I want to know is what time it is." Mages said.

"That's all you wanna know?" Osaka looks at Mages.

"Yea."

"And then you'll leave us alone?" Osaka asks.

"Osaka! Don't tell her! She's gonna make a watch come out of your ass or something!" Tomo warns her.

"I promise. All I wanna know is what it is and then I'll go." Mages assured the two.

"No!" Tomo shakes her head.

"Let me be a Good Samaritan and fix this ok?" Osaka tells Tomo. Tomo shrugs.

"Fine. Go ahead."

"Ok! So the time is- what the f? Where is my effing watch!?" Osaka gasps.

"See!? I told you! I told you! Check your ass!" Tomo starts to touch Osaka's behind and feel for anything. "Is it in your ass?"

Mages looks into the camera with that stare.

"No, I don't feel anything ticking back there." Osaka says.

"Hey. You." Mages points to Tomo. "I think you might have a bite."

"Huh? What?" Tomo goes back to her fishing pole and reels it back in.

"What is she talking about?"

"I got something! It's…IT'S YOUR WATCH! Your watch!" Tomo gasps.

"Thank you! Oh the hands are still moving a little bit! It's waterproof you know!" Osaka takes it and looks at it.

"Let me look." Tomo says and tells Mages the time. "It's 12:47 alright? So you know the time now get out of here."

"It's a good thing you know what time it is so you can make it to your barber shop appointment." Mages said.

"What? Barber Shop? What are you talking about? I just went to stylist last week ok? I got my haircut really short ok? So why would I go back? Huh?" Tomo touched her shorter hair.

"She went shorter than I expected. I didn't like it at first but it's now growing on me." Osaka adds.

"Yeah. So you're confused about this barber shop thing." Tomo snickers and then her hair is very curly and long! And not even the right color! It's pink!

"Tomo! Look at your hair!" Osaka points at it.

"What The Eeeefff!" Tomo feels her hair. "I'm an ugly woman! I look like an ugly woman!" Tomo shouts.

"No! You're beautiful always, Tomo!" Osaka hugs her.

"Thank you!" Tomo hugs back.

"Now let's go and get your hair fixed right away!" Osaka pats her back.

"No. You don't have the time for it, because you got to get your eye doctor appointment." Mages tells Osaka.

"Huh?" Osaka tilts her head.

"Eye doctor? Are you insane? Osaka's got great vision! 20/20 vision!" Tomo looks at the camera.

"Yeah! Back in Girl Scouts when I was younger, I was called Eagle Eye!" Osaka boasts. She has glasses on. "What the F!? Everything is blurry! I can't see!" Osaka shouts and starts to wander aimlessly.

"What the F!? You turned her into a fucked up Harry Potter you demon!" Tomo yells at Mages.

"I can't see nothing, Tomo! Where are you?! The pond, the trees are all blurry!" Osaka says.

"Don't go anywhere, Osaka! Stay right here!"

"I can't see anything! I can't see anything…"

"Really? Can't see anything? Then I guess you can't see her dreadlocks." Mages says.

Tomo hair is dreadlocks now! "I don't have….DREADLOCKS!" Tomo feels her head. Osaka touches Tomo's hair.

"Oh! They feel sexy, I wanna see them!" Osaka giggles.

"No! I look like predator, bitch!" Tomo shouts. "Make us normal please! Or I'll sue you!"

"Make us normal I wanna see Tomo's dreadlocks!" Osaka tells Mages.

"Ok, I'll make you girls normal on the count of three. One. Two. Three." Mages counts and Tomo and Osaka are normal.

"There we go! All normal!" Tomo happily sighs. Osaka hugs Tomo.

"I missed ya Tomo! We normal again!"

"I'm not signing the release you can't-" Tomo and Osaka look at Mages. She now has dreadlocks and the glasses!

"AHAHAHAHA!" Osaka and Tomo laugh at her.

"What happened to you? Clown! Hahaha!" Tomo laughs.

"You're a clown! Ahaha!" Osaka laughs more.

"What the hell!? Who did this!?" Mages shouts.

"That's me! I did it." A girl appears from behind a tree. She has dark blue hair and is wearing a cloak.

"Who are you?" Mages looks at the girl.

"Whoa whoa whoa. I will tell you later. But before that you want to see some real magic?" She smirks as she walks up to Mages.

"Alright." Mages nods. Tomo and Osaka stay silent and watch.

"Ok. On the count of three, think about a country, any country of the world, ok?"

"Ok." Mages nods.

"One, two, three…. And now you are thinking about Australia!" She says to Mages.

"Ha! I fooled you because I wasn't thinking about a country! I was thinking about an animal!" Mages says. That animal taps Mages's shoulder.

"One sec." Mages tells the animal. "I was thinking about a kangaroo!" Mages tells the girl. "A KANGAROO! A KANGAROO!" Mages screams and freaks out with Tomo and Osaka. They are near the kangaroo!

The girl poses in front of the camera. "Yohane~"

"And now! You are all kangaroos." Yohane does up and down motions with her hands.

"I'm bouncing like a kangaroo!" Osaka says. Tomo, Osaka and Mages jump up and down like a Kangaroo, who is doing the same.

Yohane does her pose again in front of the camera. "Yohane~"

"And now! You are all breakdancer!" Yohane dances a bit. Tomo, Osaka, Mages and the Kangaroo start dancing!

"Why are we doing this!?" Osaka yells. "I wanna go home!"

"I don't like this style!" Tomo yells.

"I'm not enjoying this!" Mages says.

"Yohane~!" Yohane says and poses one last time, before leaving off camera and vanishing. Mages is left to dance along with Tomo, Osaka and the Kangaroo for a few hours…

"Why are we doing this!?" Tomo asks and whined.