Ok! like my previous piece of shit I am gonna put the disclaimer now and then again at the very end oh and if you want the other fanfiction of mine to continue than I will but as long as all I get are bad news and get burnt again about how bad my first attempt was I will throw all caution to the wind and burn every character there is I can think of till I burn out my brain cuz you don't have to do anything if you don't want me to work on it... oh and until I get 5 good reviews for a fan fiction than im not gonna post the next chapter... I already have the next chapter of my other fic but until I get those 10 good reviews im not gonna post it


Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of the characters of any of the shows I use in this fiction and I don't plan to ever own them so they will never be mine... I just own the thoughts and ideas that are put into making this cuz there is no way that they will ever fuse naruto and teen titans in real life which if they did it would kick ass

Naruto Uzumaki, after three years of training with the toad sage he finally runs into Sasuke Uchiha, his best friend who he calls his brother, sadly he ran into him while Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Abarame (if I misspelled any names please tell me) were snooping around and trying to discover their hideout but Orochimaru was there watching over him train to see how he improved and to his surprise he had to dodge an oil/fire combo from Jariya as Sasuke was fighting Naruto and to his annoyance they were equally matched while team 8 plus Kakashi were resting from their encounter with both Orochimaru and Sasuke who won easily, but now that they had back-up, and to mock him further his prized pupil and next body was losing.

Orochimaru "well, it looks like your pupil is a lot stronger Jariya"

Jariya "well he, unlike your's, has the will of fire burning brightly and it will one day illuminate the darkness you enshrouded Sasuke in"

Orochimaru "you wish you old fool"

Jariya "ok then, allow us to place a bet on out pupils" Orochimaru was caught off guard by this and watched him intently not releasing his evil smirk and figured what the hell. At his nod Jariya spoke again "well if my pupil wins against your's you send Sasuke on his was to never return to the hidden sound village"

Orochimaru "and what if I win?"

Jariya "then you are allowed to kill me and if it ends in a tie then Neither of us have to pay" he spoke clearly confident but ecided to add the end out of caution

Orochimaru nodded before he spoke "alright then, allow us to watch our pupils fight in order to show which of us is the better teacher, as well as the one with the stronger arsenal"

they both sat and watched their students as the continued their fight, and both were uneasy about their decision as neither of them seemed to be tiring out as Sasuke and Naruto stepped back from each other and turned to glare at their teachers.

They were both very pissed at there teachers for stopping to rest as they knew something was up and Sasuke was the only one to keep quite about his irritation

Naruto "what the hell pervy sage? Aren't you supposed to be fighting that Orochimaru basterd rather than sitting on your ass?"

no response was heard from the two sannin as the annoyed Sasuke spoke now "alright Naruto, pour all of your chakra into the next attack"

Naruto looked confused "why?"

Sasuke "because those two obviously want us to do their battle for them and I find it useless to keep this going as I want to get back to training"

Naruto looked angry "fine, you want an attack of enormous power? Ill give you an attack with enormous power!"

red chakra was leaking from Naruto as Hinata became worried and was about to run and check on him but Kakashi stopped her as he ran forward and to his surprise Sasuke was entering the second stage of the cursed mark as team 8 and himself were all growing fearfull of the two as Naruto's chakra grew into three tails and they both charged their respective techniques and yelled them both out as they rushed each other, the attacks connected as a surge of black and red chakra mixed and imploded on the two ninja as the shock wave they released from the pure power from the attacks from arguably the two strongest ninja known but when the smoke cleared everyone was shocked in wide eyed horror as none of them saw the winner as neither Sasuke or Naruto were there and Hinata broke down into tears at the loss of her love.

Hinata though sad broken and crying activated her byakugan and looked all over for Naruto but could not see hide nor hair of either of them. Kiba an Akamaru both ran over and began to sniff but both came up with nothing and the bugs that Shino was releasing returned with the same answer as Hinata curled up and drowned out everything in tears.

Orochimaru flared with anger as he lost all composure and yelled his head off cursing them and the fact that he lost his next body as he turned and found his fall back girl and dragged her to his hideout, not even bothering with searching for Sasuke for he was running out of time in his current body thanks to the nine tailed brat that he despised for weakening him when he fought the four tails that almost killed him.


Jariya on the other hand was full of sorrow and regret for his student as he started performing a jutsu to try and find out what happened. Jariya was looking through the eyes of his pupil as the final blow hit but little after he saw blank that never lifted as he sat there meditating and realizing he couldn't track Naruto after that so he opened his eyes and saw team 8 and Kakashi looking at him and as he shook his head they all looked down and Hinata began the waterworks again, nearly making her eyes fall from her head as she was wanting Naruto back.

Meanwhile...

Naruto woke up facing Sasuke as they were both on the ground from chakra exhaustion and could barely move. They both nearly jumped from their skins as they noticed the other was still alive and even though neither had any chakra they both tried to attack each other until their mortal bodies fell to the ground writhing in pain. An they laid there silently until Naruto spoke

"we can't keep fighting or else we will die Sasuke, then you would never get your revenge, and by the way, if you killed me you would lose your bait to trap Itachi" he finished with a giant grin of victory as Sasuke nodded and they both rested and regained their strength which took them hardly any time considering Naruto had the Kyuubi and Sasuke was nurtured by Naruto after the Kyuubi helped him.

They both stood and looked at their surroundings and realized they were sent too far away to know where and so they began walking in a random direction.

After about fifteen minutes of aimless walking they stumbled upon a city with tall building and weird people who stared at them and some even giggled and talked about how handsome they looked.

Naruto's shirt was torn up revealing his well tuned muscles and awesome biceps which were golden brown from his tan and then Sasuke in his tattered robe which when looked at now appeared to others as if he was just wandering around without a shirt which was torn from his hand shaped wings and the after shock from Naruto's rasengan.

Neither knew why the always ripped their shirts apart but they figured they would figure it out later after they got something to eat, but unfortunately, Jariya took all of Naruto's Money for 'research' and Sasuke never had any cash to start with.

They gave up on the food and decided to starve till they could kill their respective teachers for taking their cash but were inturupted from their thoughts by their stomachs and figured they would find a way to do missions for money to fill their bellies but were inturupted again by their stomachs which were followed by a gasp of a female and upon seeing pink hair Sasuke nearly dove behind Naruto till he saw the tan face that it belonged to when she spoke she held as much 'joy' as Naruto in his younger days.

"are you two going to go get the pizza? Would it be alright if I joined you?"

they both looked at each other in silence till Sasuke spoke "who are you?"

"my name is Starfire and im very glad to meet you"

"I'm Naruto and this is my friend Sasuke, we are sorry but... what is pizza?"

they both heard a gasp from behind the female and weird noise from a giant blue and white dude from behind Starfire as he and a little green dude ran to them and looked them in the eyes and the little green dude spoke in a weird way that they understood but couldn't decipher as he blurted out random things they didn't know

"DUDE!!!!! how can you not know the universal delicacy of pizza, with tofu on it and then the cheeze, dude you don't know what your missing, actually where on earth are you from, pizza is the best food throughout the whole world, man how can it be that you have never had it?"

they looked at him and then each other as Sasuke spoke "because I hate sweets and Naruto practically lives off ramen"

a pale girl with a blue robe walked forward next and with a very demanding voice spoke "who are you and where do you come from? As far as I see you both look like strippers to me" they blushed and glared at her as she continued "and you both appear to be emitting an energy source that is inhuman"

they both decided to look at each other and nod when Naruto spoke "probably because you aren't completely wrong, cute one." it was her turn to blush as Sasuke smirked and and Naruto continued "you seem to have Hinata's timidness with Sasuke's attitude, are you and avenger too?"

the one in a red shirt and green tights which when saw Naruto had to try his hardest not to laugh as Sasuke too felt like laughing but held it easier than him as Naruto practically failed as he was trying to reverse his smile when he spoke "whats so funny?"

Naruto stifled out "your a little dude in green tights, if you wore a green shirt and did taijutsu we could mistake you for lee" he then burst out laughing as Sasuke had to turn around to hide himself grabbing his mouth to stop his laugh from escaping and the boy had to ask.

"who is lee?"

Naruto put his hands together as he performed the transformation jutsu and turned into the green spandex wearing ninja and did his nice guy pose and started shouting about the springtime of youth and what not before turning back into himself as his laugh died down and he looked at them and had to say

"hey, did you ask if we wanted to join you for, pizza was it?" at Sasuke nodded he continued "if it won't be any bother we are actually kinda broke thanks to our teachers who took our cash, mine to go and peep on girls in the hot springs and buy them dinner so he could try and get them drunk and drag them into bed" as he mumbled on and on about the pervy sage Sasuke spoke his reason

"my teacher took my money cause I never need it due to everything was brought to me as I was training or sleeping by my teacher's right hand man who was kinda psychotic although very obedient to him"

the five teens nodded and the blue one decided to make sure to keep an eye opened for any perverts when her friend Sarfire dragged her to the hot springs before speaking again "you can join us but if we treat you to food you must answer our questions" at their nod they all walked into the pizza store and ordered as Naruto and Sasuke both waited quietly for their meal as they had no idea what they were gonna be eating as the blue girl began her questioning


"what are you?"

ok that is the first chapter of my teen titans and Naruto cross fiction and I shall only post the next chapter if I get five good reviews any less and I will deem this an unworthy story and a failed attempt

and remember if my other story gets 10 good reviews I will keep it going too

well make your decision cause I actually don't mind... and if neither of these fictions get any reviews im gonna stop posting stories all together, so this is your only chance to see how my stories will end so it is up to you people if you want to let me continue... please review