I have now made another new one, I know, the others sucked so bad, then why do I keep making them? I have also asked myself what falling felt like... that was an awkward conversation... it turns out, I don't know what falling feels like, although I am curious about it...

on with the story...

=====unknown river, unknown location=====

A blonde sat up groggily, trying to remember what the hell he was doing before, and so he reached over and started to try to wake up the dark haired boy next to him, and then the said dark haired boy woke up and had to look confused

"who are you?"

the blonde shrugged "i don't know, who are you?"

"i don't know either" upon looking at each other they noted the distinquishing features on the other, the blonde seemed to have whisker marks on his cheeks, and there was a strange tattoo that could be seen through his ripped shirt, on his stomach, the dark haired boy seemed to have his hair making him look like a duck's butt, and had a strange tattoo on his left shoulder, their clothes looked like they put them in a blender before they put them on, and so, the two boys looked at each other and sighed

"i think we're lost" "it would be wise to go and try to find someplace, maybe we could figure out who we are"

and so, they were off to who knows where, and were gonna do who knows what, meanwhile...

===up the river, about 10 miles=====

Jariya, the legendary toad sage was in a real jam, and he was facing off against an opponent that just might give him trouble, two young men named Juugo and Suigetsu, and they were pretty powerful, but all the fighting ended when Suigetsu was pelted with a shoe, that now stuck out of his mouth, and as the boy panicked, Juugo looked confused, until the thrower explained

"will you three listen already? Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun are gone!" Jariya raised an eyebrow

"Naruto-'kun'?" queue the perverted giggles

"well, his chakra signature is at the same level as Sasuke's and it is very... okay! Both of them are attractive hunks! You happy now?" all three men looked at her like she was crazy "they also disappeared down the river, they were going too fast for me to follow, and with that said, I lost track of them, and now I can't sense either of them any where within my range!"

Jariya paled "i am so dead" and so, Jariya ran, actually followed by team Hebi

======skip the silent uneventful trip and the argument about who the hebi team was, and go right to the fun part======

Jariya was punched square in the nose, leaving a hole in the wall, and two scared boys cowering behind a red-head, though how someone Juugo's size was hidden, no one knows...

"so why is it you all were fighting while Sasuke and Naruto were being washed away?"

Karen decided to speak up and probably save the stupid pervert "these two were fighting Jariya because he was stronger than Naruto, and the only one who stood any chance of fighting Naruto solo, was Sasuke, and when they struck each other with their own jutsu, Sasuke and Naruto both looked in pain and both fell into the water, I followed them down stream as fast as I could, but the river dragged them faster than I could follow, I lost track when about 2 miles away from the three idiots"

"finally, someone gives me a real report, and as for you three, you all are gonna be put under house arrest" as Tsunade finished her statement, six anbu dropped from no where, and dragged them off to anbu headquarters

"actually" the anbu looked at Jariya "they will be needed if we want to find the boys" Tsunade nodded to the anbu and they left,

"so what do you need?" and so the planning to find the two deadly ninja boys began...

====meanwhile=====

"hey!" the two teen males who have no memories, looked to the left and found four girls in random bikinis walking over to them "are you two okay?" obviously, the four girls were just drooling over the well toned muscles that the two had, and adding in the scars, it was like Naruto being offered free ramen for a week, but the poor boys don't have experience in anything anymore... poor unfortunate souls

one girl had red hair, and two had blonde hair, while the fourth had brown, all four had their hair in long pony tails that went down to the middle of their backs "Mai, you really shouldn't be asking that, their most likely ninja who just got done training, judging from the state of their clothes and the scars, it is the most likely solution" Mai, the now identified brunette, looked over at the red head, and just couldn't help but argue for her own sake

"well, that doesn't mean they don't want a girl to worry over them, and what if they had some new scars from some miss aimed jutsu?" while the Mai argued with the red head, the two blondes, who are twins, walk over to the boys to get the real story

the one on the right "so what were you two doing that got you both banged up so much?"

the blonde male answered "we don't know, we just woke up with massive headaches, and wondered over here, then you four showed up, and here we are, we don't even know our names"

the two blondes smiled sweetly as the one on the left spoke "maybe if we took you to town, someone will recognize you, my name is Sherry, this is my sister Merry, and as you heard, the brunette is Mai, and the red head is Razzle, but we call her Raz" and so the two boys nod and smile, Merry spoke next

"so what should we call you?"

Naruto spoke "how about, Arashi?"

the black haired boy sighed "how about, Fugaku?" the people at Konoha would be finding this completely ironic

Arashi spoke up "and after we find out our real names, we will tell you, alright?"

the twins giggled and each one grabbed the arm of on of the males and walked them to the village, and a few seconds later the two bickering girls ran to catch up arguing about why they left them behind

===end===

and this is a short chapter but the later ones will be longer, but I just wanted to get this one started and the next chapter you will also find out why this fiction is called what it is, enjoy I guess