Yo, another of the 4 storys that I have been sitting on, and left un posted for years.
I am choosing to post all these as a way to see if I can actually turn this into a job that I will be taking seriously, so if no one is willing to support me through pat re on, I will have to get another job to support myself and family.
If I do get a job, most of these stories will end up remaining unfinished for years to come, unless someone takes them off my hands.
I do have plenty of ideas for pat re on things, so if I get no responses, then I will just start one up and see where it goes.
Within an airport in the city of Paris, we find a set of twins, both about five feet tall, give or take a millimeter or two, one animatedly bouncing about in a rather well crafted seafoam green sweater with an eiffel tower upon the center, her knee length skirt somehow not flying up when she jumps, talking about how they were actually in Paris, while the other just smiled as he watched, correcting her when she got a fact wrong.
Dipper Pines, having upgraded from his vest and shorts, to a familiar looking trenchcoat and red jeans, had several belts crisscrossing his black t-shirt, sighed as he stopped Mabel from bouncing towards an unsuspecting boy, who moments later had a girl run into his arms, causing her to pout. The 15 year old still hadn't found her true love, and after last year, stopped looking for boys during their summer stays at Gravity falls.
"Mabel, we are here for a reason you know, business before pleasure and all that."
Mabel groaned, pouting at her overachiever of a brother.
"Pacifica would understand, and maybe even encourage me to find love in the very city of said feeling Dippy-Dop."
Dipper sighed once more, grabbing a strange backpack off the luggage belt, along with a couple other regular travel bags, before he began to walk outside, Mabel grabbing a pet carrier before following. They are greeted by an awaiting gentleman in a tux holding a profesionally made sign with their family name on it.
"Pacifica said that she was on a deadline for this project of her's, and she needed... actually she said she needed my help, you however wouldn't let her off the phone till she also paid for you to come."
Mabel poked his cheek several times as she spoke with a slight smirk.
"As if you would have left me behind, face it bro, we are a package deal. Heck I even rejected one boy because he tried to get me to drop our twin night, saying it was too wierd. Like spending time with my best friend one day a week, every week is wierd."
Dipper sighed as they stepped into the limo.
"It leads people to think there is more to our relationship than there actually is, I have always warned you about that. Back on topic though, Pacifica paid for our trip here, so we owe it to her to complete the task she needed us for, before we do anything else."
Mabel smiled as she shrugged.
"Well, we have a bit of time before we have to go anywhere, maybe after seeing my awesome and rad designer skillz, they will ask me to join in their fancy Frankie Depot."
Dipper just smiled.
"Its called Francoise Dupont."
Mabel just giggled and shrugged.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=With Pacifica=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Pacifica was watching Chloe Bourgeois, the mayor's daughter, as she stared at the local celebrity Adrien Agraste.
Pacifica, not having changed as much as her friends, but now enjoying her freedom from her parents tight grip, still kept up with what was in, only breaking from the norm by always wearing a strange violet belt with a wierd circular buckle that always had a rainbow of colors pulsing from the center outwards, similar rings upon her two middle fingers, almost laughed as the girl began a plot to steal a design from the Marinette girl after Adrien complimented them.
She could recall how she was before she met the Pines twins, and just laughed at the similarities, but seeing plenty of differences, Sabrina being one of them.
Sabrina actually appeared to care about being a real friend, unlike her cronies.
Pacifica actually chuckled when she turned towards their current target, and just smirked.
Marinette, someone who Mabel would love to hang with, not a popular girl, but a rather cool one, she honestly reminded her much of her first true friend Dipper, if he were more into fashion. She might even worry about calling him here with how well she would get along with the twins, if Dipper hadn't already asked herself out that is.
Dipper had offered her the belt and rings she always wore, as a gift when he had first asked her to dinner, when they were both 14, she later found out that he had been taking lessons from both Grunkles, and Mcgucket, before retrieving several rare and magical ingredients to create them for her.
Dipper had been exceeding all expectations of schools since he began learning under them, going to regular school with Mabel, and putting up with Ford's and Fidd's tests, while not being proper degrees, they did claim he could earn them with how much they taught him.
Pacifica really only knew this because she and Mabel would talk about it during her visits when Stan would train Dipper to toughen him up. Dipper might not look it while he wears his clothes, but he has devoloped rather nicely, not enough to earn a manliness medal, but he was rather fit, although he did have a two pack of abs last she saw him during his morning workout at the shack last summer.
Pacifica shook off her blush as she came out of her daydreaming, only to see a certain brunette, with her pet piglet, Widdles, Waddles was probably in gravity falls with the momma pig, who Mabel named Charlotte, after watching a certain movie, was giving love and attention to the flying rodents of paris.
Xavier Ramier was rather happy as he fed the pigeons, feeling he made a new friend that also cared about the birds as he did, she was energetically bouncing about, somehow not stepping on a single one.
Her, he assumes brother with how similar they look, possible twin, had explained that the girl, Mabel, had a natural talent of avoiding hurting animals, having tested it without her knowledge, that she could litterally drive a brakeless kart through town without hurting a single animal.
Plenty of people were upset, and he had to help round up all the animals he let loose, but she had not hurt a single animal, even ones she didn't know, of coarse he turned the brakes back on before she did any real damage to herself.
He was in trouble for a while, though Ford tried a couple more tests with the theory after reading his findings, and agreed with him that Mabel somehow knew when she was about to hurt an animal and was able to stop herself.
Unless she wanted to that was.
Back to her current antics, she was making sure that the feed, which she got from Xavier, got spread across the group of pidgeons instead of just in front of the bench he was sat upon.
Dipper was about to get his sister back on track, if not for the two bird lovers getting yelled at by a police officer.
"I must ask that you both cease and desist your lawbreaking."
Dipper pulls Mabel away behind him before she could argue with the man just doing his job, showing her a no feeding sign, before picking up Widdles and poking her nose with his when she began to pout.
Dipper just chuckled with his sister before he felt a grip on his shoulder turn him around, making him face a certain blonde girlfriend.
"Weren't you supposed to come straight here? I thought I told you this was important?"
Dipper smiled guiltily, poking her nose with Widdle's as he did to Mabel, only to do it again when all she did was twitch, and again when she narrowed her eyes, only for Widdles to lick the tip of her nose when she didn't respond.
Pacifica actually failed to hold her pokerface after that, taking the little runt, and saying hi before handing him to his owner, going back to glaring at Dipper, although with less heat, and a small barely hid smile, only giving up after Dipper used his own nose to boop her's.
Mabel was tittering like crazy as Pacifica finally gave up on being mad and just hugged him, before giving her a hug.
Marinette, who had seen everything, was somewhat shocked that one of the two little princesses, would just allow someone, anyone, get anywhere near her with an animal like a pig.
Actually, several people were shocked over that, while several boys also grew upset over seeing Pacifica being so loving with an unknown male.
Marrinette had never really conversed with Pacifica before, due to her rather poor relations with the other blonde that was usually with Pacifica, though she would admit that while Pacifica had shown to be more honest, and a bit more modest, she could usually be found with Chloe and Sabrina, both of which actually disliked her greatly.
Marinette's confusion over the two new kids that obviously knew the popular blonde enough to get away with putting little pigs in her face would have continued, if she were not pulled from her thoughts by the voice of her best friend.
"Well, we now know why she rejected all those boys that asked her out. Looks like miss popstar already has a man."
Alya sat down next to her.
"I still have to ask though, what is with the pig?"
Marinette would have just shrugged if not for a sudden appearance of said pig in their faces, followed by an energetic and happy voice.
"Well, this little guy is named widdles, named after his daddy, who has gotten too large to just travel whenever. Sorry if I interupted anything, I just heard someone mention a pig, and since I am the only gal cool enough to have a pig around here, I figured you would like to hear his story, so I came right over."
Marinette just stared into the eyes of the widdle pig named Widdles, who just stared happily back before oinking as her pushed his face forward, making their noses touch, getting a smile and giggle, before the two girls started to pet the piglet.
Alya smirked, deciding to reciprocate the introduction.
"Well, my name is Alya Cesaire (nyeh over the e), and this gal is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and since we now know this little guy's name, whats your's?"
Mabel shifted herself to holding Widdles as if he were one of those chihuahuas from the movies, before checking her nails out, before speaking in a rather frightening similar tone to Chloe.
"My name is Mabel Pines, and I come to see about joining the highly esteemed school known as Finny Despect."
Both girls were thrown for a loop at the change in demeanor, before showing confusion at the name of the school she mentioned.
Pacifica and Dipper were patient as they watched the spectacle, before Dipper facepalmed and sighed over the mistake, this being the seventh time she messed it up.
He was beginning to believe it was on purpose.
Mabel shifted her attention towards Pacifica,
"So, how was that? Did I sound pompous enough to get into your school?"
Pacifica smirked, holding her giggles back as she responded.
"I would give it a B at best, I would have said A-, if you got the name of the school right."
Mabel smiled as she turned to the other two girls.
"A 'B' is still an awesome grade, right girls? Up high!"
Mabel held both her hands up for the two girls to smack, both of whom, wound up looking at her oinking pig in an until now, unnoticed pouch on her chest, which made the pig look like it was hugging the eifel tower.
"My eyes are up here ladies."
Both girls blushed lightly as they gave playful glares at the girl's mischievious smile, and throughout the entire time, Mabel had not lowered her hands, causing Marinette and Alya to reciprocate the gesture.
Marinette coudln't help but giggle slightly at the whole situation while Pacifica stepped forward.
"Well, since Mabel started introductions. This is my boyfriend Dipper Pines, and his sister Mabel. Guys, these are a couple of my classmates Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Alya Cesaire."
Both Paris natives were honestly a little surprised at Pacifica, having expected her to have a similar disposition to Chloe.
Pleasantly surprised, but surprised none the less.
"Dipper is here in order to aid me with my idea for the bowler hat, some of what I'm doing requires a more inventive aproach. And before either of you ask, yes. Dipper and Mabel are the reason I am not more like Chloe."
Both girls nervously look away, Alya even whistling. Dipper chuckled as Mabel gasped.
"Are you saying there is another grouchie paz here?"
Pacifica just smiled.
"Not as bad as I was, but she is a bit haughty."
Marinette and Alya both looked to each other, trying to imagine Chloe being worse, leading to both giving a shiver.
Neither liked the thought.
Mabel was just sitting by as Pacifica was asuring the two new friends of theirs that she was indeed worse than Chloe, and even proved it by ripping them apart rather brutily.
As Marinette and Alya were recovering from the verbal lashing Pacifica had done, they were all caught off gaurd when Mabel screamed.
Turning to find her being lifted off by a bunch of pigeons.
Dipper stared in shock as his sister was carried away towards a familiar guy in a pigeon costume.
"What the hell is going on here?"
Alya was the first to respond as Marinette slipped away, pulling out a camera and getting ready to record everything for her blog.
Dipper pulled his back pack off, set it on the ground and after opening it, reached both arms in.
When Dipper pulled his arms out, they were both covered in gauntlets that covered to just above his elbow, they were both somewhat cube shaped with circuitry showing on the surface, which began to have a rainbow color flow through them when Dipper tapped his fists to his shoulders.
The strange pigeon man only stayed for mere minutes as his pigeons brought Mabel to him.
"Don't worry sweet child, our flock will be the greatest there ever was. You'll love it."
As Pigeon man spoke, he didn't notice how Mabel flinched, Dipper went still and Pacifica face palmed.
"So, after I return you to our nest, I shall return for the miraculous of Ladybug and Cat Noir."
Dipper ran towards them as the Pigeons flew upwards and away. Dipper reached into his coat, pulling out what appeared to be bulky knuckles. Pigeon man scoffed at the meelee weapon, until Dipper flicked his wrist and it unfolded into a gun.
Taking aim, Dipper pulled the trigger, and was sure he would have blown the man's head off.
If a black pole hadn't pushed it upward, and caused him to miss, though the rainbow colored electrical orb threw them off, it also scared the daylights out of Pigeon man and his pigeons, as they all flew off faster.
Dipper was forced to watch his sister fly away with the guy dressed like a pigeon, before he turned his hate filled glare towards the blonde in a leather cat suit.
"Okay, you are new here so I will explain now, that guy is not in his right mind and is under control by a villain, and we just gotta figure out how to free him. We will help your sister as long as you don't shoot anyone. How did you even get a gun by plane security anyway?"
Dipper flicked his wrist as he reached his left hand into his coat and armed his left hand with a second knuckle gun.
Cat gave a nervous chuckle as he stepped back, though that didn't help when Dipper stepped forward faster than Cat expected, punched him in the gut, causing him to be electricuted as he was launched backwards painfully.
Ladybug had reached the scene in time to see Dipper activate something in his boots, that launched him forward, leaving burn marks on the ground, and planting a fist in Cat's stomach, before his fist generated a field of electricity and launched Cat back quite a ways.
Ladybug was pretty shocked, now curious if Dipper was akumatized due to his sister being kidnapped.
Ladybug threw her yoyo and grappled Dipper's right gauntlet before he could get close enough to Cat to deliver another punch.
"Calm down now, I am sure that as soon as we remove the akuma from both you and Pigeon man, we can get everything settled and back to normal."
Alya, being right there from the start, burst that bubble before something bad happened.
"Actually, he didn't have anything come and transform him, he just pulled out those weapons from his bag and coat, before going rambo on Pigeon man and Cat Noir."
Ladybug looked at Alya with a good deal of shock, not having expected Dipper to be willing to shoot someone.
Ladybug would have continued to try to talk Dipper down, if part of his gauntlet hadn't folded over her yoyo string and started to spin and drag her towards him.
Magic string refused to snap, and it was also tightening around her finger a little uncomfortably, as she was being dragged through the dirt and grass.
Ladybug was on a direct course for the electrical knuckles that knocked Cat for a loop, when Cat himself jumped between them and used his cataclism to sever the string.
Both heroes were confused how to go about this, having never confronted a civilian before.
Dipper flicked his wrists so the two wepons became guns as he aimed at both heroes, making them rather nervous.
Pigeon man flew back, as he found the standoff, and grew nervous.
Pigeon man had wound up having a talk with Mabel, and realized what him kidnapping her implied, and she explained how she has had some exes that were not very good with rejection.
He needed to apoligize and hope Dipper didn't use a chaos bomb, although she did mention he might have left it with Ford. But after hearing about the young man having invented weapons to fight magical beings, and even being able to pierce magical protections.
Pigeon man was nervous and scared.
"Excuse me, Dipper?"
Not even a second later, Pigeon man was staring at two guns pointing his way.
Hawkmoth had mentioned that with how Mabel explained the way those guns worked, he was unsure how his current defenses would hold up.
"Daughter!"
Dipper was confused enough to actually hesitate in pulling the trigger, Pigeon man took that as his cue to continue.
"Your sister Mabel, my goal was adopting her into my nest, nothing nefarious of the sort, or anything like that. I apoligize for the misconception."
Dipper blinked as he stared at Pigeon man with a deadpanned impression.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Language!"
Everyone turned to Ladybug. Dipper chose to reiterate.
By speaking a different language.
"Nani shitendayo!"
Ladybug deadpanned, Cat turned away and tried to hold in his chuckles.
Pigeon man stared as Dipper has yet to stop aiming the guns at him.
"Where is my sister bird shit, if you don't respond soon I may still shoot your head with an energy pulse powerful enough to short out the empire state building."
Alya sighed in irritation.
"How about english for the less intelligent Einstien?"
Dipper took a deep breath.
"Answer, or I will blow your ass up. English enough for you?"
Pacifica watched from the sidelines, enjoying watching Dipper show just how manly he actually was, and how it reminded her of when her father decided to try to use that stupid bell again. Now it just brings up bad memories and depresses her, but after Dipper blew the bell up while it was still in her father's hand.
Needless to say he stopped doing that.
Mabel walked up and shouted.
"Kick all three their asses Dippy!"
Everyone was now staring at her.
"He left me in a birdcage gaurded by pigeons, and because he isn't a pervert, he never knew I had a grappling hook, so I escaped and came back."
Dipper just sighed in relief, Pigeon man stared in shock and Ladybug snuck up and grabbed the pigeon whistle off Pigeon man.
Cat had snuck off to avoid his secret getting out, after saving Ladybug from being clobbered like he was.
A quick stomp and purify later, and the battle was over without much trouble, other than having to confront a certain boy about going Punisher on people being akumatized.
"You do realize that when people are akumatized, they tend to do things they normally wouldn't. The akuma elevates their dark feelings, making them angrier and more prone to lashing out. You shouldn't just jump straight to shooting people when things like this happen."
Dipper scoffed at her.
"Just because your a saturday morning dork that fights saturday morning villians, does not mean we are. Me and my sister have had to deal with actual evil, the kind that would make your little cartoon show, wet it's pants."
Dipper walked away with his sister as Pacifica followed, and started to talk about her project.
Ladybug just sighed, as she realized that they obviously wouldn't listen. Which meant she and Cat were gonna have to keep an eye on them, and do damage control.
And prey to every deity she knew of that he doesn't get akumatized.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=End=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I am honestly getting sleepy, and my stomach is getting upset.
I am gonna go eat and then take a nap.
I am aware that after reading this it sounds a little silly, so what are your thoughts?
I might push for this story to be picked up by someone else, cause I have never really watched Miraculous Ladybug.
I can and will for this if I must.
Hawkmoth can see the use and benefits to Dipper's gadgets, I didn't really think about Hawkmoth's parts, a flaw in my own writing honestly, but he will now be after Dipper's gadgets as well, mostly by trying to akumatize him.
Might have helped if I actually put Hawkmoth into the story.
Oh well, I can't think right now, and am tired of not posting this thing. This chapter took 5 years to write...
New AN: Fixed some grammar issues, for some reason my doc writer won't spell check for me.