Hello people, new story and new categories. Hopefully I don't butcher these guys like I do the Jackson myths.
Anyway, I can't find any GF OHHC crossovers that I agree with, so I figured I would throw mine out there.
Once again, I would like your opinion about my idea, and I would also not mind ideas how to set up the tiers, like what I would offer, and what they would be named.
I am thinking of just starting it up and letting others check it out as I go, and just cross my fingers over it.
Oh well, enjoy I guess.
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Mason (Dipper) Pines, recently 15 and accepted in the prestigious Ouran Academy, getting in was no easy feat mind you.
He had tied with another student that he had recently met, which leads to his current problem.
When Dipper took the test to join the Academy, he and a 'boy' named Haruhi Fujioka had scored point for point, dead even.
So the principle decided to let them both join, Mabel almost got in when she marched in to defend him and she and the principle bonded over their similar personalities, she didn't because he couldn't bend the rules anymore than he already had for the two geniuses that earned their way in.
So she wound up in the public high school, not too far away.
Dippers current predicament however, is to blame on the other genius student that he had found being harassed by a club of boys.
Tamaki, the leader of the club or king as he liked to refer to himself as, was getting too close to Haruhi, who knocked over a podium that had a valuable vase sat on it, and after he sent his bag to cushion the fall so it didn't break, he questioned why it was in the middle of the room.
The twins just shrugged as they stared at Tamaki for his response as he just turned red and looked away, mumbling about it being the center of attention.
Dipper knew right away, he was a Mabel. Dipper had tried to help with the vase, until Haruhi got another scare when Tamaki appeared next to her and started to talk about the details of the vase, and it's importance.
This scare however caused the pedestal the vase was on to fall, which landed on him.
So Haruhi had fractured his shin and dropped an expensive vase on him as well, his left leg was in a splint and his left arm bandaged from the shards of vase stabbing him.
So now, after explaining himself and Kyoya patching him up while he messaged his family to give them a heads up on his condition, he finds himself surrounded by curious girls that asked why he was in casual wear.
He couldn't afford the school uniform and enjoyed looking the part of his future job, which he said was a supernatural investigator.
The girls were treated to him balancing on his right leg as he showed off how he looked in his trenchcoat.
Haruhi, while being there for the same reason as him at first, wound up being the Host Club's dog, not only for the vase, but the assault on him as well.
Tamaki ignored him every time he said it was fine and he wouldn't have pressed charges anyway.
He just wanted to tease and hang out with the younger student, Dipper suspected Tamaki secretly wanted what Honey and Takashi had.
Dipper wound up watching as Haruhi was critiqued for her choices in coffee, and even caught what Tamaki's guest said towards her.
Everything however took a back seat when Dipper noticed something out the window, and adrenaline kicked in as he ignored the pain in his leg and swept the so called princess off the couch and into his arms, getting her away from the window as someone came crashing through and rolled over the table, landing on her feet, aiming her grappling hook at every person there.
"Don't move, I am armed and fabulously dangerous. Where is Dipper and what have you done to him?"
Everyone stared in shock as Dipper deadpanned.
"What did Grunkle Stan tell you happened? I told him I would be late getting home because I got hurt a little and needed to rest, I was already staying late to study with the books here."
Mabel blushed as she stared at her brother.
"I rushed off the moment he said you were hurt."
Mabel was caught off guard only slightly when she found herself with twins on each of her shoulders.
"You do realize that you just shattered a window at an expensive school before proceeding to threaten a bunch of rich students, right?"
Mabel tossed a gun looking item towards Dipper, who caught it after letting Seika's legs touch the floor, before aiming the gun at the window and pulling the trigger.
Everyone watched in shock as the window rewound and repaired itself before their very eyes.
Kyoya was now paying rapt attention as the twins, Tamaki and Honinozuka all started to ask questions.
"This device is unable to be duplicated and only responds to myself through blood recognition. I will not be explaining any more than that."
As Dipper made a show of placing the repair tool in his coat, he began to cringe and teeter about slightly, Takashi appearing behind him to help him over to a couch, practically carrying him.
"Thanks man, adrenaline can only last so long, am I right?"
Mabel popped out from behind the couch, over his shoulder.
"So, you are okay, right?"
Dipper just sighed.
"Yeah, these dorks have taken care of me pretty well so far, and the guests that are waiting for their turn to be flirted with have been keeping me company."
Mabel nodded as she looked to the girl that Dipper had pulled from her crash zone.
"Sorry for almost making you collateral there girlfriend."
Seika had yet to remove her sight from Dipper, he had literally swept her off her feet, while injured, to keep her from being hurt. A knightly act that she had honestly always wished to happen, of coarse it was the princely Tamaki who did the sweeping in her fantasies.
From what she overheard from him and the girls talking to him, he was more akin to an adviser, a wise and intelligent voice that sought to guide, had stepped up to a knightly role just for her.
As her thoughts began to romanticize the scenario more and more, her face became redder and redder, to the point that Kyoya had to turn away to hide his smirk, already planning how the situation could help the club.
Mason (because of coarse he knows) just proved to be an inventor beyond any he had met previously, and it would benefit anyone to make an ally of him. His sister was as easy to read as Tamaki, so he had to be careful around the girl.
Even he has trouble controling his 'king'. Directing and manipulating was one thing, but controlling that boy was like trying to control wind.
He had to do a double take when he found the female twin, Mabel(having known the moment she entered) now wearing a sweater that looked like a nurse outfit.
Where she got it from, and when she switched into it was anyone's guess.
She was trying to convince Dipper he needed to drink something she called Mabel juice, and since everything was calm at the moment, everyone was able to hear when the doors opened for another young lady, this a young blonde, wearing the academy uniform.
Pacifica Elise Northwest, having gone on record saying she wouldn't come to the host club because none of them were her type, came in and walked over and began reprimanding Dipper for getting hurt and asking when Mabel got there.
This was actually an interesting development.
Tamaki had tried to welcome Pacifica, before he was harshly rejected and was compared to an obnoxious peacock.
Tamaki took it hard, needing Honi and the twins to comfort him.
Apparently, their new knightly wizard, was dating the Northwest.
That caught plenty off guard.
Then the two girls got intros to the other members, who talked about their roles in the club, while Pacifica tore them down by abbreviating their roles.
Kaoru and Hikaru, the overdone fanfiction. Honi and Tamaki, the bot and baby. He became the hidden snake. Tamaki was the king of fools.
He was the only one that was able to stay standing, the other over reacting to their 'new titles' as Mabel reprimanded Paz for being so mean to the poor boys.
The boys only came around when Haruhi mentioned that the coffee was ready.
Dipper actually questioned if the club was also a drama club that just entertained anyone that was there and if that was why every girl didn't really complain about waiting for their turn to hang out with the boys.
He also got some popcorn from somewhere, and was quietly enjoying it as Seika tried her best to flirt with him, also eating some popcorn. Though she did actually look honestly baffled at the other host's antics, almost as if she had been ignorant of all the silly foolishness until she no longer crushed on Tamaki.
She almost looked to have lost a bit of stress. Good for her.
Now he had to play his role in defending his club.
"Excuse me Miss Northwest, but if you are just going to bully the club members, I may have to ask you to leave."
Pacifica turned from her conversation with Mabel.
"I may have been rather rough on you all, but I honestly had not thought you would all take so harshly to criticism. You can't tell me you have never faced someone who doubted the credibility of this club before."
She had them there.
Haruhi was doing her best not to laugh at everything, Tamaki switched gears when he noticed how cute the giggles sounded, causing him to over react in his enthusiasm of taking his title to a new high as he decided to accept it as long as he was a fool for lovely queens as them. The twins followed suit and offered for the girls to write out their long nights of desires with them. Honi played along by asking if his big sisters would take extra good care of him.
Takashi just smirked and started to act a little robotic in his walk to sit with Honi.
The girls went crazy for it as Mabel scoffed at the twins, causing said boys to confront her.
"You guys of all people should understand where we come from in our roles."
"So, what's with the doubt?"
Mabel just smiled.
"Oh, I understand. I just find how you guys go about things to be funny. You are practically just copy and paste with a different personality. Makes it less fun in my opinion."
That caused some controversy. Dipper could compare it to saying Guido shot first at a Starwars convention.
You just don't.
There were the girls that enjoyed the twins, the girls that preferred the other boys, and then the girls that didn't want to get in the middle of it.
And Mabel smiled through the chaos, as she herself got behind Dipper, leaning over his shoulder and sliding her hand down his shirt and catching everyone's attention.
"Especially when you have a set of twins with far more taboo implications."
Dipper sighed at this. He had dealt with this side of Mabel before when a girl had asked about their relationship.
Some people would tease them by asking obvious movie trope questions, and Mabel would respond like the stereotypical movie twin and get all touchy and flirty with him in order to tease them right back.
This usually got the girls to get a little hot and bothered, which is what happened here.
"What if some of these lovely girls wanted s little variety? Girls can be curious too ya know? We could experiment all night long, while my brother watches, and maybe even joins in. I happen to know that he is no pushover when it comes to pleasuring a lady, right Pazzy?"
Pacifica, who wound up sitting with Seika, just grabbed a cup of the instant coffee and started to sip at it.
Mabel smirked as she turned to the princess that was equally red.
"What about you? Would you like to see how much we look like each other?"
Seika stared at the girl for a brief moment, and started to contemplate the situation, causing Tamaki to finally take notice how he lost his usual princess to someone that wasn't even in the Host Club.
Yet.
Tamaki smiled at seeing Seika relax more than she ever had with him, she had never left truly happy.
Tamaki stepped over to Kyoya, and without even speaking, he was answered.
"I am already calculating how to go about this."
Tamaki smiled wider as he stepped over to his new apprentice, who had just had their glasses pulled off by Hikaru.
Tamaki, taking notice of Haruhi's eyes, imediately set about getting his boys to work and fixing Haruhi into a proper roll in the club.
Thus was born, the Natural, and the Gender-swap Duo.
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Alright, I admit that I had more going for episode 9 with this fic, but I wanted to post something, and my talks with three other Authors hit a bit of a dip, number three isn't responding to any of my messages, and I am starting to feel like I am being a jerk to them.
So if by chance they read this, I do wanna say sorry to Minijenn.
Shadowwriter239 and Krista Perry both have been awesome to chat with so far and have agreed to work with me on the fic that I have set up.
So once again, I am contemplating , and I am setting up a fic with input from two other authors, so I am hoping that everything goes smoothly.