Mr Bennet's All-Encompassing Guide to Daughter-Rearing

by Hiniwalay

Rule #1: Don't even try. [To those who've already read— not a new chapter, sorry! Already complete; I just fixed the chaptering.]

1. Initial Pages

THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING GUIDE TO DAUGHTER-REARING

by Mr. Bennet of Longbourn

1811-1814

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DEDICATED TO:

My sanity.

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FOREWORD

Please excuse Papa.

- Elizabeth Bennet

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INTRODUCTION

There would have been a table of contents, but that required effort.