A Drunken Knockout Marriage

An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction

(A/N: This series has warmed up to me. The characters, the voices, and the jokes all work and hit bullseyes. This show is what CN needs and I only hope they won't botch this up.)

Tags: Reality Warper!OC (10th), Half-Saiyan!OC, DrunkenMarriage!Fic, Carol X OC

Inspired by the RWBY Drunken Marriage trend by Austin Ga Kill….thanks man.

Kaze Gray was your typical Japanese-American nerd who among the many millennials trying to find his place on Earth. However, he was failing at it. It had been two years since he graduated high school, and didn't really find himself. He had a girlfriend and a best friend until…..that one night. He found himself in a bar for the first time in his life depressed. Then he met someone who made him an offer…Leave his old life behind for a new life. Where he could find his purpose. He accepted.

The sun rose over the city of Lakewood, home to heroes, villains, and one in-between. Light peered through the rooms of the Rubia Scott Hotel where our story begins. Kaze Gray woke up with a vicious hangover and his body feeling like he spent half a day brawling in the streets. He wasn't a drinker, but walking in on his best friend plowing his (now, ex) girlfriend on the apartment kitchen drove him to. Now, he awoke to an unfamiliar room. It was then he realized he was naked under the sheets and he wasn't alone. He felt a woman's arms around his waist. He turned over his head and got a shock. She had short blond hair, tanned skin, and was built. Her chest was pressing against him and she was peacefully asleep.

"I must be dreaming. That's Carol from that new show I just watched yesterday. But it feels so real!" Kaze thought sweating nervously.

He couldn't remember the events of last night except for one detail. He met someone who offered him "a new chance at life" and he accepted it. He only faintly recalled drinking with Carol then nothing. Kaze was terrified to see Carol before she woke.

"My aching head. Yeesh, no more…" Carol said before looking right into Kaze's face.

Before Kaze could say anything, he was shocked in the jaw. However, due to Kaze's new tail coiled around Carol's waist, both hit face first into the wall leaving cracks in it.

"Thanks, I needed more head trauma to balance out my hangover." Kaze groaned out.

He staggered to his feet and over to a mirror. He found that his appearance was drastically altered. No longer at 5'6", he stood at 5'10". His pale skin had a few small battle scars on his back, and his build was of a warrior. His hair was still jet black, but the hair is much shorter and stands on end in a spiky formation, with a single bang hanging over the right side of his forehead. His eye's iris was no longer brown, but a light purple. It was then he noticed a new Saiyan tail.

"I look like a fusion of my two fighters from my copy of Xenoverse 2." Kaze thought. "I could get used to this!"

Kaze turned to Carol blushing at the fact that she was still naked (and covered in bites, bruises, and obvious signs they had a wild night together). Kaze and Carol gathered their clothes. Carol bolted for the bathroom to redress. Kaze noticed a ring on his middle finger, a wedding ring to be exact. Kaze sighed at this irony. He had gotten into reading a plethora of "RWBY Drunken Marriage" fanfiction and now he was in the scenario.

"Could have been worse… I could have woken up to marry Lumpy Space Princess or Peridot." Kaze thought wearily.

He found the marriage certificate and was stoic when Carol came out screaming about the ring. She was in her usual trackpants, red gloves, and white boots. Her jacket was in her hand revealed a white sports bra.

"Seems we're Mr. and Mrs. Gray." Kaze said calmly with a chuckle. "I can't find the chapel. That part's smudged. But it seems we had a witness to the wedding."

Carol took up the certificate and recognized who was their witness. Gertie, one of her own students.

"I'm going to tear her arms off…" She muttered as Kaze was paying attention to Carol's backside.

"Carol, I think you got a new tattoo." Kaze said pointing to her tailbone.

Now on her tailbone was a "tramp stamp". Written in kanji and surrounded by flower was "風の花" (Kazehana). Carol quickly got her jacket and sweatband on looking rather flushed. Kaze was fully dressed wearing a black tank top, dark gray pants with a gold colored belt, gold boots, and an azure jacket reaching up to his abdomen. On the jacket's right shoulder was "灰色" simply meaning gray. Kaze found his warperID, his smartphone (he remembered that the mysterious someone he met earlier upgraded it for him), and a gray duffel bag with his things.

"So we're married now? I never thought I'd be doing this again." Carol said with a sigh.

"Seems so. Barely 20 and already married. I've become my aunt." Kaze said. "But it's not so bad. I got someone much better than my lousy ex."

He remember how his ex-girlfriend wanted to be abstinent like him. He kept his word only for her to break it. That alone, he was glad to be in this mess. Much better than putting up with the real world crap. The two would leave the hotel trying to talk to get to know each other better. Unbeknownst to them, on the roof of the hotel, they were being watched leaving by that mysterious stranger.

"Kaze Gray. You couldn't find your place in the world…maybe you'll find it beyond it. It's funny, your first time using warping powers and you got yourself here perfectly while drunk. I can't stay to properly train you in the warping styling, but I left you some books on it. Goodbye and good luck, Kaze of Lakewood." She said before tearing open a portal with her left hand. "I have my own destiny to peruse."

She used the portal to exit this world. Who was she? Only few warpers can legally go to the real world, only 10th level warpers due to being born there. Yet, the world didn't exactly know her name or in the case of the 10th level warpers out there, they had no idea she had started warping.

Kaze Gray and Carol walked hand-in-hand in route for Carol's home. Carol was worried about her son, and Kaze was just now realizing he was going be a stepdad. Carol was wondering how was she was going to explain this to K.O. This was the start of a real knockout of a drunken marriage!

The End? Nah, there's more to come!

(A/N: By popular demand, this fanfic will continue!)