Hello there guys again and I have made "Megas of Mars", a Mobile Suit Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans x Megas XLR crossover fic. I still hope for one day that Megas XLR will return with Season 3 after I checked that Warner Bros currently owns the rights to the show now according to George Krstic on February 8, 2019. At least it's in good hands rather than left in the limbo of being written off a tax loss by Cartoon Network (and I miss the good old days of my childhood).

Oneshot story just in case.

Synopsis: "Several weeks after the events of The Dimensional War against his evil counterpart, Coop decided to give his friends Jamie and Kiva their mechs and go for a test run to Mars. Just like his old one, his new Megas had a dimensional portal which the trio ends up in another dimension where they see that Mars is colonized before finding themselves caught in the middle of conflict."

Disclaimer: I do not own Mobile Suit Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans and Megas XLR and their characters. They belong to their respective owners, Sunrise and Jody Schaeffer and George Krstic.

Enjoy and don't forget to review. :)

Chapter 1

At New Jersey Junkyard, Jersey City, Earth

"Coop, just because my alternate counterpart was able to pilot a mech, it doesn't mean I can do the same."

Jamie grumbled in the cockpit with basic controls as he tried his best to read the manual and understand the instructions of the new war mech with appearance of a UFO with jet fighters and tanks for arms and legs which was given to him. He recognized it as R.E.C.R. or the "Reverse Engineered Collective Robot" from Area 50 that Coop had woken it up, beaten it at Las Vegas and then buried it in the Grand Canyon. Except that his best friend had the bright idea to do his own brand of reverse engineering on the defective US Army mech after digging it out from its burial site and reprogram it to be a good guy when replacing its so-called "superior" 56 Kilobyte Processor.

It was way too easy for a piece of cake for Coop to the point of hilarity.

And to solve the energy draining issue is to install a Hyperthrust Fusion Engine and the Mark-VII Inversion Thrusters salvaged from one of the Glorft mech wreckages that were left piling on the junkyard. Of course, it still retains the ability to absorb energy and power itself up for maximum boost.

"No worries, comrade! No worries, comrade! I will assist you! I will assist you!", the blue ball-shaped droid enthusiastically repeated with a male patriotic tone and a flap of its ears as R.E.C.R.'s reprogrammed Artificial Intelligence is stationed on the round terminal of the cockpit.

"Thanks, Sgt. Haro.", Jamie muttered with an irritated eye twitch after giving it a more suitable nickname.

If only it sounded cute and adorable to match with its appearance, Jamie would have found it endearing. But this one sounds more like a stereotypical patriotic man which it feels very jarring. On the bright side at least, R.E.C.R. is no longer going on a rampage to "destroy the enemy" which is basically everything and everyone in its path.

"Yeah, no worries Jamie. I modified this robot and Sgt. Haro for you so you can pilot it without problems and you will get the hang of it in no time. After all, think of it like a video game with an assistant.", Coop reassured from the car head of his new and more powerful Megas from another dimension that he claimed it from his evil counterpart.

The remains of his old Megas was left behind in the alternate dimension that is free from Evil Coop's reign of terror and destruction that left nothing but complete and utter ruin. Considering the now empty state of his evil self's fortress, Coop can already tell that Alternate Jamie and his resistance people have moved in as their new base to make themselves at home and rebuild their world from scratch.

While Evil Coop and Evil Kiva are most likely suffering a fate worse than death when they're stuck in between dimensions after being forced to retreat right into a trap sprung by Alternate Jamie who was waiting for the signal to act.

They got what they deserve though and they will stay there that way for a long, long time.

The skinny young man with black hair raised an eyebrow but relented, "Thanks, Coop. To be honest, I didn't expect that I will be piloting a giant robot combiner with a patriotic computer by my side since that fiasco with the Ultra-Cadets. Where did you get this ball by the way?"

"It's from one of my Drones that was left relatively intact after Coop here broke them in our first meeting. The Haros are the brain cores that allow them to function and fight by themselves, and also follow my orders even though they like to repeat their sentences two times. That Haro containing R.E.C.R. inside is the only one left.", Kiva called out from her CMDR-KA mech's head whose unique cockpit that allows her to connect it with the back of her neck had been repaired by Coop.

When the old Megas rendered it out of commission with a German Suplex move, her old robot has been left abandoned in the Jersey junkyard and was deeply buried within its large piles of junk trash to conceal its size and presence from anyone especially Goat himself from noticing it. Due to lacking the compatible parts needed for the CMDR-KA, it was left unrepaired until now.

It also has two beam rifles acquired from the destroyed chassis of Evil Coop's army and they are currently strapped on the waists. Standing behind the CMDR-KA, there are two Drones from the Earth Coalition, three Glorft mechs and the other four are Grunts from Evil Coop's army that were rebuilt, repurposed and re-modified by Coop and Kiva with the parts of other destroyed Grunts and Glorft robots too as well from The Dimensional War.

Not only they are armed with the beam rifles, they are also under Kiva's command through her CMDR-KA's control system.

Wincing after being reminded how it went with a bad start, the large blonde man stated. "I'm really sorry about that, Kiva. At least you got the spare parts to fix it."

"Yes, thanks to the Grunts led by your evil self from another dimension that you and Gorrath teamed up to stop them. From what I found out in my analysis on their wrecked remains, they were created by your evil self reverse engineering on the two Drones. From what you told me, he went through the same route like yours before he fell into evil and lusted for only destruction after the Glorft were all destroyed as a divergence.", the redhead Earth Coalition Commander noted before shaking her head.

She said, "I cannot believe my counterpart had turned her back against humanity and became just like the Glorft. To see ourselves revel in destruction...it's disturbing."

It horrified and disgusted Kiva after learning from Coop about what happened when he and Gorrath went missing in the middle of the battle to stop the Glorft from taking out the Earth's core with the Planet Core Destroyer.

Jamie commented, "And I cannot believe that evil you and Coop were so bad that it got alternate me of all people to lead a resistance to stop them. It even made Coop and Gorrath work together to fight off their invasion to our dimension here and almost became friends."

"Don't remind me.", the large blonde man grumbled as he remembered of his blunder that somewhat ruined chances of peace between him and Gorrath because of his inherent clumsiness. It would have been nice to be buddies with the Glorft Warmaster than having to fight him off every single time. And it's back to square one with Gorrath reaffirming his hate against him and promised they will meet and fight again to settle their scores.

"At least we can see why Coop wants you to try out piloting a mech on your own albeit with some assist, Jamie. Alternate you must have left a good impression on him when he and Gorrath were in another dimension of Earth.", Kiva noted with a look of disbelief at the idea of peace with the Glorft after enduring years of fighting a losing war against them.

Coop simply shrugged, "It's not a big deal really. Besides, chicks dig giant robots and you have one now. Remember that, Jamie?"

"Hmmm... You're right about that one, Coop! I can see it now.", Jamie seemed to agree with a smirk as he had one of his bold imaginations where he sees himself as a World War 2 military man in a dashing uniform with two skimpy showgirl women affectionately standing by his side with Coop and Kiva are driving the 1940 Packard One Eighty car and his UFO-like mech holding the USA Flag and doing the patriotic pose for a cheering crowd in the military parade.

Behind them are the captured Gorrath, his Glorft Commander and their brethren in body-encompassing chains as they are pelted with tomatoes and vegetable produce from the booing bystanders.

"The ladies love a heroic soldier! The ladies love a heroic soldier!", R.E.C.R. in a Haro unit cheered for his human comrade which boosted Jamie's inflated ego as if it read his mind and agreed with him, finding mood kindred.

Kiva had to rain on their parade and interjected, "But first, Jamie needs training and some combat experience if we are going to face the Glorft again when they show up for another round. We can't do it here on this city for obvious reasons. Remember how many times you got community service, Coop?"

That brought down a shiver on Coop's back after having to endure community service many times for constantly wrecking the city with Megas in and out of battle. Due to saving the Earth and stopped various threats much worse than him especially his evil counterpart of all people, he got off quite very lightly as an understatement. At least one of those community services Coop got served with was enjoyable which is teaching kids how to build their own cool robots in school as a temporary teacher.*

It was quite fun and educational for him and the school children.

Thinking of a solution that doesn't involve another city wrecking with another community service, Coop tapped into his car cockpit's holographic systems, which was one of his evil self's upgrades, and found a suitable location. "How about we go to Mars? That would be a good place to practice and spar with our giant robots, and we can do as much destruction as we like there.", he suggested.

"The Red Planet? Are you sure, Coop? There could be aliens. I mean we saw and met them in space.", Jamie nervously wondered at the idea of facing Green Martians that can shapeshift and read minds.

Checking on Mars' readings for any signs of life on her holographic computers of her mech, Kiva reassured. "Unfortunately, there were none in the present timeline so far. When the Earth Coalition colonized Mars, no evidence of alien life were found there despite several attempts around the planet. Sadly, Mars was destroyed by the Glorft during the war. Only space and human debris were all what's left."

The two young men found it uncomfortable after hearing that from her. The future where Earth is on its last legs against the Glorft was really a downer every time Kiva talks about it and compare it to this present timeline. At least Gorrath is more determined on trying to kill Coop whom he hated the most for being defeated every time than destroy planets.

It is better to have the Glorft be focused on Megas than on the whole Earth.

"Alright then, we're off to Mars! Last one there is a rotten egg! Yeehaaaaaw!", Coop declared before stepping on the pedal and activate the new Megas' rocket thrusters of the back, legs and feet to launch into the sky.

Kiva simply rolled her eyes and activated her CMDR-KA's rocket backpack thrusters to fly out with her controlled drone mechs following suit, leaving Jaime and the R.E.C.R. behind.

"Okay, here it goes.", the skinny young man gulped before shakily pressing the button of his cockpit and hoping he didn't screw it up.

"One small step for man! One giant leap for Mankind!", the patriotic sounding Haro cheered as the UFO-lite war mech assume an Iron Man-like flight pose of its jet fighter arms in the air before activating the high powered thrusters of its arms and feet to launch.

After their departure, Goat showed up from his grocery shopping just to see their mechs leaving the Earth's atmosphere and heading to space before shrugging. Seeing the spare parts of Grunt and Glorft robots lying around on his turf, the owner of the junkyard smiled. "Oh, Darlene. My second chance to build you for real has come at last! Hallelujah!", he joyfully declared as he prepped his goggles to get himself busy.

In outer space

After leaving the Earth's atmosphere and then the Moon en route to Mars, Megas casually smashed through another MTV satellite in its path much to the rejoice of everyone on New Jersey once again, and led the way for CMDR-KA, R.E.C.R. and their remote-controlled mechs following them. Prepping up the coordinates on his car cockpit, Coop contacted Kiva and Jamie and suggested with a big grin on his face, "Guys! I'm gonna make a shortcut to Mars. It will save up the time when we get there."

"I hope you know what you're doing Coop. The last thing we need is to end up in the middle of nowhere in space again and run into whatever new foe especially the Glorft out there somewhere.", the redhead woman said with look of unease that he is going to screw it up again somehow.

"Yeah, do we have to? I can practice maneuvering with this robot in space you know.", Jamie agreed with her as he held on the controls like his life depended on it just like he did with the temporary mech the Ultra-Cadet lent him to face Kurdock on their planet.

"Practice makes a perfect soldier! Practice makes a perfect soldier!", Sgt. Haro chirped in support.

Brushing off their worries, the spiky haired blonde fat man reassured. "It's cool, guys! I know what I'm doing! Here we go to Mars!"

Pressing the button of his driver's seat cockpit, Megas' car head light glowed brightly to fire two orange beams into space where it opened a portal which shows the desolate land that is Mars. Coop then accelerated his mech's speed and flew right into it. Kiva and Jamie shrugged before following his lead alongside the remote controlled robots to enter before the portal closed behind them with a single twinkling spark in space.

Somewhere in the Null Space

Within the command bridge of The Karajor, Gorrath broods at his throne-like chair as he watched the Glorft crew members being busy with their daily work routine on his ship and keeping everything to run smoothly and efficient. Especially when rebuilding their mechs and replenishing their ranks as a testament of their resourcefulness and determination to get back on their feet and bounce back from any defeat.

Especially from constant defeats at the hands of that blasted Earther Coop and his Megas.

"Why did I even think of shaking hands with that monkey?", the Glorft Warmaster bitterly lamented after the fat human destroyed most of his forces with his stupid clumsiness. Not to mention the debt that he owed to him after being saved from Evil Kiva having the upper hand against him.

Plus with the destruction of the old Megas that was left to rust and ruin, the Time Drive was lost forever and the Glorft can never return back to the future for good. Gorrath suspected that the other Megas formerly possessed by Evil Coop probably didn't have one at all. Because if it had, the total destruction-lusting warlord would have just used it to time travel to anywhere in the timeline of the past, present and future and destroy them all over again; to destroy the rebel forces of the alternate counterpart of that primitive monkey's cowardly sidekick before they become a significant threat to his reign; and to reverse the defeat Evil Coop and his lackey of a cyborg redhead had suffered in the Dimensional War.

Instead, the Earther's evil self just resorted to opening dimensional portals where it became his own downfall. Not that he will ever admit it but the Earther's plan to force the two to retreat and end up being trapped in between dimensions was a really good one.

Hopefully, he will never see two Coops again or else there will be jorblocks to take.

"Warmaster Gorrath! We detected a dimensional portal that has been opened.", the Glorft navigator informed him.

"Show me!", the leader of the Karajor ordered which the screen reveals Megas opening a portal to another dimension with its car headlights.

It confirmed Gorrath's suspicion that Evil Coop really didn't have a Time Drive but a Dimensional Drive instead, and he can tell that that fat human buffon and his friends are going to another dimension. Probably either to that same dimension where Evil Coop formerly ruled or an entirely new one since the Earther expressed his interest of going to cooler dimensions back when they were under custody of Alternate Jamie's rebels.

"It's the Avatar prototype and the mechs from another dimension that we've easily destroyed, Warmaster. It looks like the Earther modified their mechs and ours as well as his own military force.", the Glorft Commander observed out loud.

"Thanks once again for stating the obvious, Commander!", Gorrath viciously snarked before narrowing his eyes at the feminine mech flying with Megas. "It seems Kiva Andru has brought back her mech in action. Come to think of it, I wonder why she never brought it out compared to her other self earlier."

The Glorft scientist noticed an unusual-looking robot in the group of their Warmaster's archnemesis, "I see there is another robot most likely built by the Earther. It looks like a flying disc attached with two fighters and two tanks for arms and legs. Their capabilities are unknown as of now."

Slamming his fist on the arm chair of his throne-like seat, Gorrath loudly ordered, "Track them and follow them! I will not let that monkey and his friends escape from my sight and retribution!"

The Glorft Commander grumbled that the opportunity to conquer Earth in their enemies' absence had been dashed once again but complied anyway, "Yes sir. All hands, to your stations! We're going into the dimensional portal!"

The gargantuan Glorft warship's engines roared to life with its crew's navigators beginning their work to calculate the coordinates and to locate whichever dimension that their enemies ended up in. After getting their coordinates, the Karajor used its Null-Space Generators to open a portal big enough for it to pass through and enter into the new dimension so that they will destroy Coop and his friends in the Warmaster's name.

Unknown to the Glorft behind them, a red energy sword cut through the Null-Space and begin to slowly slice its way through it.

At Mars, Chryse Guard Security Base

In the open outskirts of Mars where two Mobile Suits are facing each other for an honorable duel between warriors with the members of Chryse Guard Security Third Group and their client Kudelia Aina Bernstein as the witnesses. One is the EB-06 Graze with a red cloak piloted by Crank Zent of Gjallarhorn and the other is the ASW-G-08 Gundam Barbatos piloted by Mikazuki Augus.

"Gjallarhorn Mars Branch Front Line Troops! Crank Zent!", the First Lieutenant proudly announced as he is ready to battle.

"What? Well... CGS Third Group. Mikazuki Augus.", the young man also announced in a calm and collected manner.

Just as the two warriors were about to clash with each other in close range melee combat, a large orange portal opened in the sky which surprised everyone who saw it with their own eyes and didn't expect that. And emerging from the portal that closed afterward are a group of 12 mobile suits of different types and they are far taller than the ones used by Gjallarhorn and even Barbatos. The ground shook in an almost earthquake-like manner when they landed together.

Taking a good look at them, Kudelia wondered with awe, "What are they? And where did they come from?"

Orga Itsuka frowned as he gazed upon them with caution and apprehension that they could be the enemy and their TK-53 CGS Mobile Workers would be easy fodder to the newcomers, "I don't know but they look pretty strong. I am not sure if Barbatos would be able to stop them even with Mika's capabilities."

"I see, new Mobile Suits. Are they yours as reinforcements?", Mikazuki asked his opponent as he calmly assessed the sudden interference from newcomers out of nowhere and believed that they are backup from the enemy.

Crank shook his head as he looked at those who interrupted their duel before it even started and feeling unease at their intimidating frames and weapons before his eyes, "No, young lad. Gjallarhorn have never developed Mobile Suits that big in their line of production and deployment. But if they turned out to be hostile, we might not stand a chance even when we work together against them."

This gave some of the members of CGS Third Group and Kudelia looks of worry and fear upon overhearing Crank's words that were announced through his Mobile Suit's speaker.

Then the nervous sounding voice of a scared man from flying disc-looking mobile suit called out upon seeing them and their base, "Uh Coop, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."

"Dammit Coop!", the exasperated female voice from the feminine-shaped mobile suit facepalmed as acting if she was aware that this was not the first time it happened before.

Rubbing the non-existent chin in the air, the older adult voice from the mobile suit with a cool-looking car head chuckled awkwardly. "Um, oops?"

"What the hell?!", is what everyone on CGS Base exclaimed.

Author's Notes: Okay, the first chapter of "Megas of Mars" is done and I hope you like it guys. Coop and his friends are now on Mars after arriving on another dimension with the Glorft following in pursuit, and things are gonna get out of hand for everyone in Iron-Blooded Orphans with canon gonna be smashed off the rails. The Calamity War would be compared to a schoolyard brawl if you know what I mean.

As for where Coop's enemies had ended up in space upon entering into Iron-Blooded Orphans, let's just that say whoever the poor schmucks that meet them will be having a very bad time of their lives. *evil laugh with a grin*

The Drones are the Earth Coalition mechs that followed Kiva to the past in Episode 1 of Season 1 with some bit of my other Gundam x Megas XLR crossover story, "Megas 00" where they're controlled by Haros since we know little about them. The only Haro unit salvaged from the Drones is used as a container for the reprogrammed R.E.C.R. that became Jamie's robot assistant buddy. On the other hand, the Grunts are the expies of Zakus that serve as the soldiers of Evil Coop whose war mech is an expy of Sazabi in Episodes 11-12 of Season 2.

Coop's Group roster:

1. One Megas (New) - piloted by Coop

2. One CMDR-KA (Modified) - piloted by Kiva

3. One R.E.C.R. (Modified) - piloted by Jamie with assist from its reprogrammed A.I. within Haro unit

4. Two Drones (Modified)

5. Four Grunts (Modified)

6. Three Glorft Mechs (Modified)

*In one of the Cartoon Network's "Action Pack" comics, a Megas XLR mini-comic title: "School of Wreak", Coop destroys Jersey City while battling an enemy space giant robot and was made to either pay a heavy compensation or do a day of community service, which Coop does the latter.

Enjoy and don't forget to review. :)