Chapter 7 – Acquisitions
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For whatever reason, Jay seemed nervous when they returned to the master bedroom of Wonderland Castle. Likely because they had some sort of sway over the chaos magic that pulsed through the land like lifeblood. One errant thought could easily end in a precarious situation for Ben, who seemed pleased to be there. Mostly so he could stare at all the books.
"So this is Wonderland?" Ben asked, practically bouncing around the room as he got a closer look at everything. "It's so colorful."
"It's horny, is what it is," Audrey muttered, but now she wondered if that was Wonderland or just the natural chaos magic picking up on Audrey and Jay's repression. It could easily be a combination of both.
That, of all things, made Ben pause. "Yeah," he said, ducking his head. "Do you think anything like that will happen now that we're here, or is that just a trial thing?"
"I dunno," Jay hummed, seeming kind of flushed. "Audrey didn't grow a dick until after the trial."
"We promised not to talk about that," Audrey muttered, walking over to the one bookcase in the room.
"You grew a dick?" Ben burst, seeming flustered but entirely interested by that prospect. "Was it pretty?"
"Ben," Audrey whined, because she did not want to talk about the dick she had accidentally acquired while she was steadily thinking about not accidentally reacquiring that very thing.
She'd be good with it, of course. Could probably show Jay a thing or two, but now was not the time.
"Oh, it was great," Jay said, making Ben's flush darken.
"What happened to it?" Ben pressed, and it was kind of cute, to know that Ben was a hormonal teenager like the rest of them, that he had flaws and was definitely interested in their sexual exploits.
"She ended up fucking the Book of Lust," Jay said. "Which is something we found in the library-"
He cut off abruptly, making Audrey turn. She was greeted by Jay staring at his hand, which now featured the book he had just referenced.
"We left this in the library," Jay said, staring at it with wide eyes.
"Just put it down," Audrey advised. "Don't open it, you can't shut it until it's satisfied."
"Oh," Ben said, looking faint. "Um."
"We can open it later," Jay offered, patting his shoulder awkwardly. "But first we should find that proof stuff for your parents."
"Right," Ben said, and then all three of them were looking over the bookcase.
The reason for their visit was not for leisure, fortunately. They were there for strictly diplomatic reasons. As the newly declared monarchs of Wonderland, they needed to bring back some kind of proof of their reign for the Council of Auradon to verify and officially make note of their new positions. It was all very boring and tedious and Audrey was kind of glad for it considering the afternoon she'd just had.
Audrey contemplated the texts with narrowed eyes. "Show us the Book of Monarchy," she ordered.
Nothing happened.
"Take us to the Book of Monarchy?" Jay tried, and they wasted a few more minutes staring at the bookshelf.
"Does that mean it's here but doesn't want to come out?" Ben asked, scanning all the different titles. Some seemed to be written in nonsense languages.
"Maybe," Audrey allowed.
"Maybe you're distracted!" one of the books chirped, making Ben startle.
It was kind of funny how Jay and Audrey didn't bat an eye at the random voice chiming in on their conversation.
"Distracted by what?" Audrey asked with a sigh, even though she had a good idea what the answer would be.
"Who you can use the Book of Lust on!" a different book offered. "You should let Prince Ben open it."
"That's not who they were thinking of!" the first book insisted. "They're thinking of that pirate, what's his name?"
"What pirate?" Audrey asked, noticing Jay tense in her peripherals.
"No pirate!" Jay said a little too loud. "No one's thinking about any pirates, and as you can see, there are no pirates here-"
"But there could be," the second book trilled. "If you want it, your majesty, and then he could open the book-"
"I promise I don't want that," Jay insisted with a dark flush.
"I'm pretty sure you do," first book said, and then-
There wasn't really a flash of light or anything. One moment, Audrey and Jay were simply arguing with a bookcase, and then the next there was a random guy teleported into their bedroom.
He was certainly dressed like a pirate, at the very least. Tri-corner hat, red coat, an excessive number of belts – he was even rocking some eyeliner, which Audrey would give him props for if his look of confusion hadn't melted into a mask of predatory mania.
"Aw, shit," Jay said, sounding faint.
"Jadir," the pirate drawled with a sort of DunBroch accent. One word and Audrey could see Ben shiver, but he was sort of a hopeless case, one of the few kinks Audrey knew Ben had related to sexy accents. "It's not enough that ye got to Auradon, ye had to drag me here to rub it in?"
"Who is this guy?" Audrey aimed the question at Jay, even though he didn't seem to be in a frame of mind to answer her.
The pirate turned on her. "He didn't mention me?" he growled with an unsavory snarl. "Name's Harry Hook, lovely – son of Captain Hook and first mate to Uma, daughter of Ursula." He took a slow step towards her, then another. "And who might you be?"
"Audrey Rose, princess of Auroria and Ulstead," Audrey said on reflex. And then to Jay- "You summoned him here?"
"Not on purpose!" Jay insisted.
"So it was an accident?" Harry snapped, seeming even more displeased than before. "Fuck ye, Jay. You're not fucking getting rid of me that easily, ye secondhand wizard!"
"Why don't we just calm down?" Ben offered, jolting out of his stupor long enough to offer a diplomatic route. "We're not actually in Auradon-"
"Yeah, I don't care," Harry snarled, and then he was lunging towards Audrey, the person closest to him. Audrey suspected he was looking for someone to take hostage and thought she would be the best leverage as a princess, likely not knowing who Ben was.
Unfortunately, Audrey had been trained in hand-to-hand combat since she could walk, so the exchange ended with Harry pinned stomach-down on the floor, both of his arms twisted behind his back while Audrey more or less sat on him.
Jay and Ben offered the super helpful contributions of staring at her in wonder.
"Wow," Ben said, just was Jay whispered, "That's so hot."
"Fucking fuck," Harry muttered, trying and failing to shake out of her hold. "What the hell?"
"That's what you get for making assumptions, asshole," Audrey muttered, pinning more of her weight on him. "Now back to Jay – what the hell?"
"Aw, fuck," Jay ran a distracted hand through is hair. "Look, Uma's crew were our rivals. Our not-as-talented or cool rivals-"
"Fuck off, Jadir," Harry snarled.
"And I ended up fighting Harry a lot-"
"Is this like some Romeo and Juliet shit?" Audrey asked, struggling to wrap her mind around it.
"I don't know who those people are," Jay said miserably.
"You have a crush on your rival?" Audrey clarified.
Which made Jay immediately flush. "No, I was just thinking of the book attacking him, that's all, because we're rivals, and I guess that somehow summoned him from the Isle- oh fuck, how did I summon him from the Isle? How did I even get him through the barrier?"
"It's Wonderland," Ben offered. "And you're its king, your chaos magic is amplified here." His brows furrowed in thought. "Maybe that's why people were randomly teleported to this place over the years."
"We're in fucking Wonderland?" Harry spat. "How the fuck- fuck you, Jay, I'm not gonna whore myself out to ye no matter where ye hold me hostage."
"No one's getting whored out," Audrey sighed. "We have to find a way to send him back to the Isle, but as you and I have already learned before-" With the magic dick they weren't supposed to talk about. "-we can't undo shit until Harry completes the thing he was originally summoned for." She sighed, looking down. "If I get off of you, will you play nice for like, five minutes?"
"There is nothing about me that is nice," Harry hissed, but he was also flushing, which Audrey hadn't noticed.
"He's turned on by authoritative women," Jay offered distractedly.
"I am not," Harry growled. "I'm devoted to Uma!"
"He got a hardon for Mal once," Jay continued. "He tried to walk it off but we all saw it."
"That was just hormones!" Harry insisted.
"So if we let you up, you're not going to be sporting a semi?" Jay offered, managing enough composure to quirk an unimpressed brow at Harry.
The pirate let out a string of curses that should not be repeated in polite company. "It's hormones. I'm not- I'm not turned on by some fucking princess I don't know."
"Oh, sweet Light," Audrey muttered, rolling her eyes. "I get that on the Isle you guys don't have the freedom to not be repressed, but we're in Wonderland now, you have no one to put on a show for."
Harry glared up at her. "Ye act like Jay's not right there."
"He's never going back to the Isle!" Audrey huffed. "Not unless he commits a crime, and he's not fucking doing that, is he?"
"No," Jay offered. "No, I will definitely not be doing that."
"Perfect," Audrey chirped. "Now both of you stop being assholes." She looked down at Harry. "If I get off you, are you gonna attack someone else? Because if you do…" She leaned forward. "I will intercept you, and I will drop you."
None of them missed the way Harry shivered, his eyes fluttering shut on reflex. He was immediately scowling at the response, which wasn't helped by the sharp inhale from Ben but whatever, there really was no saving this situation. Wonderland was determined to play up their hormones, it was just a given fact of life.
"I'm climbing off you now," Audrey said, and then she took a few hasty steps back, shoving herself in front of Ben.
Harry didn't immediately get off the ground, taking his time to push himself up, waiting for his long coat to strategically position itself before he pushed to his feet, which in itself was more telling than any potential semis.
"Alright," he growled, crossing his arms. "Ye summoned me 'cuz of some fucking book? And if I deal with that, I can go back to Uma?"
He must be really devoted to Ursula's daughter if he was willing to go to the Isle for her, but that was something Audrey would have to delve into later.
"Maybe," she admitted. "We don't really know how it works, and trust me, you don't want to mess with that book anyway."
"Why the fuck would I trust ye?" Harry growled. "I don't know ye." He turned towards the bookcase. "Which book is it?"
Jay cleared his throat. "It's-"
The Book of Lust seemed to teleport into Harry's hands.
"Fucking Wonderland," he muttered, glaring at the cover. "What the fuck does this thing do?"
"Sex stuff," Audrey sighed. "Just don't-"
He opened it before she could warn him off, revealing two pale and perky breasts sticking out of the pages.
"What the fuck?" Harry jumped back, dropping the book with a flinch. The book fell with a clatter, though pointedly remained open, the pale breasts bouncing at the impact.
"Huh," Jay said, cocking his head to the side as they all just sort of stared at the book. "It was a vagina last time."
"It was what?" Ben said, seeming on the verge of passing out.
This really was an exciting afternoon for him.
"What the shit is this?" Harry snapped. "What the fuck am I supposed to do with-" His flush darkened. "That?"
"I dunno," Audrey said, feeling her own cheeks heat. "But if you don't do something soon, it's going to take the decision out of your hands."
"Trust us," Jay said, somewhat faint.
"Did- did Audrey fuck the book last time?" Ben asked, seeming not to dare raise his voice above a whisper. "Guys."
"That is a question we will answer later," Audrey snapped, storming forward in a few determined steps.
Harry seemed fixated on the boob book splayed open on the floor, so Audrey didn't mind making an approach. Before she could overthink it, she shoved Harry back until he collapsed on the edge of the bed and bent low to scoop up the Book of Lust, shoving it in Harry's lap before he could form a protest.
"There," she said, sitting down beside him. "Now just-"
"What?" Harry didn't quite screech, but for all his bluster, he also didn't seem prepared to have a lady's naked chest in his lap. "'Now just' what?"
"Fucking hell," Audrey griped, rolling her eyes for good measure. "Take your gloves off."
"What?"
"Take your gloves off," Audrey repeated with a growl, and Harry really must have a thing for authoritative women because he immediately snapped into action, shucking off his gloves before he seemed to think about it. When that was done, Audrey leaned over so she could lay her hands over Harry's own. "Now you're going to play with them."
"Is this the kind of bullshit ye do in Auradon?" Harry blustered while she moved his hands into position, making him cup the pale breasts with a tentative squeeze. "You're fucking stupid."
"And you're embarrassed as hell," Jay giggled. "Sweet Evil, you've been pining after Uma for all these years and you haven't even sneaked a peek?"
"Unlike ye, I respect my captain!" Harry snarled, his flush darkening when Audrey guided his fingers to the pert, pink nipples, coaxed him through kneading them into fine points. "I'm not a classless animal, like ye."
"Yeah, that's Harry Hook," Jay drawled. "The romantic. The inexperienced lover boy. We did you a favor getting you that book, at least now you'll know how to please Uma."
"Jay, I get that you have to tease him because you don't feel comfortable being nice to him," Audrey said as she tried to work her way through this stupid process without feeling weird about groping a disembodied chest while sort of failing. "But you're being kind of an asshole right now."
Jay sputtered. "Harry's an asshole."
"Harry's repressed, and obviously a shy bean," Audrey said, which of course made the pirate tense up. "And this is his first time dealing with Wonderland sex magic."
"I am not a shy bean," Harry snapped. "I'm a fucking Casanova-"
"Who's super shy about groping a magic set of boobs," Audrey countered, unimpressed. "Hey, I get it, you don't want to get worked up by a weird thing in front of two people you don't know and Jay, but we're all in this together, now just…" she sighed, completely losing the train of her pep talk. "Would you like to try licking them now?"
Harry's flush darkened. "Ye don't lick breasts," he hissed. "I mean-" His gaze darted to Jay before immediately jerking away from him when he realized who it was. "Do ye?"
"I'm going to," Ben murmured, flushing when he realized he'd said this out loud. "I mean, if Audrey lets me."
"Audrey will let you later," Audrey said, feeling her own cheeks heat at the stupidity of the situation. "As a lady, I promise it will feel great, now just…"
She used one of her hands to nudge the book up towards Harry's face.
"Fine," the pirate growled, and with a spiteful look to Jay he leaned forward, lapping at one of the breasts sort of awkwardly.
It was actually painful to watch.
Eventually, Audrey sighed. If she helped, it would not be gay. It would not be gay because this wasn't a person, and the faster they dealt with this, the faster they could do away with Harry.
"Like this," she muttered, ducking down to properly demonstrate what to do.
She cupped the breast in her free hand and took her time lavishing around the nipple, feeling it twitch beneath her tongue while she did her best to pretend this was Jay and not a lady. Like, maybe it was a fat dude, that could totally be an option. Why was she judging?
"And then," she murmured against the skin. "You um- flick and suck…"
She moved her tongue in teasing, fluttered movements before closing her lips around the nipple, sucking on his carefully before giving it a steady amount of attention with her tongue. It was unquestionably weird to do this, but it still seemed better than letting Harry fumble through it.
When she pulled back, she had the others undivided attention.
"You got it?" she asked, aiming the question at Harry.
"Um- yes," Harry said, and then ducked down to mimic her. He was still blushing furiously but he got through it, taking care of the breast Audrey had ignored in careful, tentative movements.
"Here," Audrey said, moving his free hand to cup the breast still slick with her spit. "Tease it while you focus on the other one."
Eventually, he seemed to master the art of the fondle/suck, which was a skillset Audrey never thought she would teach one day, but whatever, that was Wonderland for you.
"That's it?" Harry asked, pulling back with a pant when he rested the book on his lap. "What else could I-?"
He cut off with a squawk when the breasts seemed to swell beneath his hands. Before, they hadn't been small, exactly, but they weren't huge. Now they were without question, swelling up and ballooning into firm mounds beneath his hands.
"The fuck?" Harry said, staring at them. "Why did the- ack!"
Audrey wasn't sure what happened, only that Harry was now sprawled out on his back and um- oh, his pants were coming undone, getting shoved down his legs by an invisible force while Harry squawked all the way.
"Fucking hell!" he snarled when his erection came into view. "What the fuck?"
"Um…" Ben said as the book pressed forward on its own power, seeming to urge Harry's dick between the deep cleavage the breasts now had.
"What?" Harry seemed helplessly confused, his hands cupping the large breasts as the book worked itself up and down, squeezing around his length while he shuddered into the contact. "W-Why is it-?"
"Man, do we not know," Jay said somewhat dreamily as he watched this go one. "I don't have any answers for you."
"Just hold on, Harry," Audrey soothed. "It's okay. You're almost done. Once you let go, the book will be satisfied and it will stop."
"I'm f-fucking a chest," Harry whined. "I'd never- I mean, I shouldn't-"
"Yeah," Jay sighed. "Wonderland is all about making you do stuff you normally wouldn't."
"Ye're fucking loving this, aren't ye?" Harry snapped, his words trailing off into a low moan.
"I mean, he probably is," Audrey said, unable to tear her gaze away from the strange sight. "Just not for the reasons you probably think."
"Oh wow," Ben said. "This is- wow."
"And this is relatively nothing," Audrey said. "I mean, if you want it to get real weird-"
As if on cue, the breasts started pulsing streams of milk onto Harry, thick torrents that caught his face, his chest, soaking through his clothes and taking him by complete surprise as the generous mounds pulsed in his hands.
"Yeah, something like that would happen," Audrey finished.
"Oh," Ben said. Just 'oh'.
"Fuck," Harry cursed, the breasts seeming to squeeze tighter around him while they continued to soak him through. "My- it's too- I'm gonna-"
"Just come, Harry," Audrey ordered, and strangely enough-
That seemed to be all he was waiting for.
Harry fell apart with a sharp cry, his back arching as his slick spattered against his ruined shirt. The book guided him through his release, the breasts shrinking and trailing off on their deluge just as he became entirely spent.
When he was done, the book laid there between his spread legs, and Audrey reached over to shut it, setting it aside so they couldn't get sidetracked with another sex adventure.
"Fuck," Harry gasped, chest heaving. "Alright, I did your bullshit. Send me back."
"Okay," Audrey said, running a hand through her hair. "I guess we can start working on that." She turned her gaze to Jay. "Maybe if you ask Wonderland again-"
"Ben?" Jay interrupted, looking past Audrey.
It made the princess turn, startling when she realized Ben had managed to crawl onto the bed without her noticing. He made his way to Harry's side and was nosing his shoulder, the prince's face flushed and eyes dilated the way he had been when Jay and Audrey had first returned from Wonderland. When he had smelled Audrey on Jay.
"Ben, that's not my milk," Audrey said, blushing at the stupid combination of words leaving his mouth.
"The fuck do ye want?" Harry slurred, managing a half-hearted glare in Ben's direction. "I'm no fucking floozy-"
Ben interrupted him with a kiss, something Harry protested before Ben let out a rumbling growl that immediately had Harry going limp, the pirate completely lax and submissive in Ben's hands.
"Um," Jay said, standing awkwardly by Audrey as they watched this unfold. "What is happening?"
"Ben's beast has a thing for Wonderland milk, I guess," Audrey said as they watched the prince more or less try to eat Harry's face, watching the pirate completely surrendering to his attention with increasingly loud whines.
"Please," Harry moaned when Ben pulled away, that hungry mouth ducking to dote on the pirate's neck while he arched in his hold. "Please, I-"
"Mine," Ben growled, shoving off Harry's jacket before wrestling his soaked shirt off, licking and biting at the wet, scarred flesh as it was exposed.
"Yours, please," Harry whimpered, a complete one eighty from the angry pirate that they'd been dealing with five minutes before. "Please."
"Pretty," Ben rumbled, making Harry croon, his dick twitching back to life between his legs. Instead of frustrated, the pirate seemed needy, desperate, and Ben's beast couldn't seem to get enough of it.
"What the hell," Jay said, watching as Ben yanked Harry's boots off before following with his pants and underwear, leaving the pirate naked on the large bed. "What the hell."
"Do you know who Harry's mom is?" Audrey asked. "There might be something in his biological makeup that might make him susceptible to Ben's beast-"
"How can you science right now?" Jay asked, incredulous when Ben started doting on Harry's chest the way the pirate had just been doing to the Book of Lust. "Are you even watching this? That's Harry Hook. He fucking hooks people who suggest that he's gay. Do you know what that entails? His hook going through someone's eyeball."
"Yeah," Audrey said, feeling kind of faint as Ben wrapped his fingers around Harry's flushed dick, giving it a few experimental pumps while Harry moaned underneath him. "I'm thinking he was just repressed."
"Fuck," Jay said rather articulately, watching Ben get his own dick out in rough movements so he could rut him and Harry together.
"Should we stop this?" Audrey asked. "Ben will probably be embarrassed by this later."
"Do you wanna be the one to stop them?" Jay asked and- well, he had a good point. Considering the way Harry was clutching at Ben, desperate the keep him close, and Ben kept biting and licking and nuzzling Harry, letting out these deep rumbles that seemed to shake the pirate to his core, kept him submissive, well…
Yeah, neither one of them would take an interruption with any kind of grace right now.
"Feel good?" Ben murmured, sucking a mark just under Harry's ear.
"So good," Harry gasped, hips rutting up against Ben's with needy whimpers. "So good, I- you're so good, it feels so good, don't stop."
"Won't stop," Ben promised, pumping them together faster. "Won't stop, pretty. Precious, lovely, you're mine-"
"Yours," Harry insisted, his voice rising in a desperate pitch. "Please-"
"Come, precious," Ben urged, wrapping Harry's leg around his waist. "Come for me, I want to see you fall apart, so sweet and good for me-"
Harry wailed, head thrown back and eyes squeezed shut as he fell apart again. It was a desperate sound that only worsened when Ben came too, coating the pirate in the remnants of their misdeeds while Ben aggressively jerked Harry through it.
When it was over, Ben didn't seem to think twice of flopping onto his back, didn't think about dragging a naked and slick-smeared Harry against his chest, both of them trying desperately to catch their breath as they rode out the high of their spontaneous tryst.
Harry seemed to come closer to coherence first.
"W-What?" he mumbled, looking over his position. "What the hell?"
"Mine," Ben growled, making Harry shiver and curl reflexively into Ben before he realized what he was doing.
And then there was a pause.
"Aw, fuck no," Harry growled, trying to wiggle out of Ben's hold. "I'm not yours-"
Ben let out that deep purr thing and Harry froze, shivering again before he realized what happened.
"Stop that!" Harry snapped. "I'm not-"
A rumble and he was whimpering, the pirate climbing into Ben's lap and burying his face in the crook of his neck while Ben wrapped his arms around the waist.
"What did he do to me?" Harry spat, glaring at Jay and Audrey when he realized he'd get no answers from Ben. "Why am I all…"
"We uh- suspect that he appeals to you on a biological level," Audrey said. "Do you know who your mom is?"
"Are ye saying I'm biologically inclined to be his whore?" Harry snarled. He got loud enough that Ben startled, letting out a rumble that immediately had Harry going lax, Ben's hand trailing down Harry's side to pet his hip, his abdomen, roving across his body in an aimless caress.
"Not whore," Ben garbled in that half-human, half-beast voice of his. "Mine. Precious."
"Fuck." Harry shivered, willingly collapsing against Ben again.
So… this could be a problem.
"Who's your mom?" Audrey asked, trying to be as productive as she could be given the current situation.
"I um- don't know," Harry said somewhat distractedly as Ben started lazily licking his shoulder. "Me da always said it was Tinkerbell, though I don't know how the fuck that could happen-"
"That could explain some things," Audrey said. "Certainly explains why you and Ben appeal to each other."
"He doesn't appeal to me," Harry snapped. "He-"
"Precious," Ben interrupted, making Harry whine again. "I know this is scary and new, but you're safe, I promise."
"Ye can't promise safety," Harry panted, still seeming to fight with himself.
"We are getting nowhere," Audrey said, pinching the bridge of her nose. "We need to find the Book of Monarchy and get out of here. Maybe we'll be able to think clearer in Auradon where the chaos magic isn't as strong."
"What about Harry?" Jay asked. "We need to send him back to the Isle."
At that, Ben let out a low growl of warning, the prince seeming to curl around Harry in a defensive huddle.
"Yeah, I don't think that's happening now," Audrey sighed. "We'll just have to explain what happened to Ben's parents, plus or minus a few details."
"So what," Jay began, flushing awkwardly. "He's coming with us back to Auradon?"
Audrey sighed again, wishing it would somehow cleanse her spirit. It did not.
"Looks like it," she said, then went back to looking for the book they'd come for.
If past experience was anything to go by, this would all work out well, she just wished Wonderland would be a little bit clearer with its contributions to their life. She supposed if it was convenient though, it wouldn't actually be Wonderland.
Well, back to square one.
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Now that they had been sufficiently sexed, it wasn't difficult to locate the Book of Monarchy. Their exit arrived by way of a door that magically led into Ben's suite, and Audrey decided to not look the gift horse in the mouth as their motley crew strolled back into Auradon.
Harry was still very much naked when Ben carried him through the portal, not that he seemed to care, the pirate too distracted by the kisses Ben kept doting him with. Audrey was pretty sure they were both getting worked up again, which made her feel warm and Jay likely wrecked, so it was sort of a relief when Ben carried him into the bathroom.
"Could um- you call my parents?" Ben asked, forcing himself to hold onto some kind of coherency by what seemed to be an immense force of will. "I need to- he's still-"
"You can wash the milk off him," Audrey said. "I'll take care of this."
"Thank you," Ben gushed, his cheeks flushing horribly. "I'm really sorry about this. I just need to-"
"Hey, it's fine," Audrey said. "More boyfriends for me."
"I'm not fucking yours," Harry snarled, struggling in Ben's grasp, enough that Ben finally set him on his feet, though the pirate couldn't do much more than slump against Ben. "Ye can't just claim me."
"Please," Ben rumbled, making Harry go limp. "Please, Precious."
"Fuck," Harry hissed, his twitching length rutting hard against Ben's hip seemingly on reflex. "I need- please, I need you."
"You have me," Ben said, picking him up once more, carrying the pirate into the bathroom over the sound of Harry's loud moans.
The door shut behind them, leaving Audrey and Jay sort of staring helplessly, wondering what had just occurred.
"Am I dating Harry Hook now?" Jay asked, sounding dazed.
"Dreams do come true when you believe," Audrey drawled, even though that was still up in the air. It was more likely for Harry to date Ben and not either of them, but whatever happened, they'd get there in time.
"Audrey," Jay whimpered, turning to her with a pathetic look. "Can we um…"
"I have to call Ben's parents," Audrey sighed. "And then we are having sex."
"Oh, thank goodness," Jay gushed and surrendered himself to the bedroom, likely to get ready with some 'pre-show entertainment', as it were.
This was Audrey's life now.
Admittedly, she wasn't mad at it.
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Endnotes:
Thanks for the feedback, everyone! Your amazement brings me joy ^_^ Hope this chapter satisfied in terms of chaos, because that's all we've got here ;D
Story notes:
The closest approximation I have to Harry's accent is Scottish, which equates to DunBroch in this Descendants verse.
Alright, so- in the movie Hook, for whatever reason, Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell becomes human-sized for one scene so she can kiss Robin Williams (aka Peter Pan). So… maybe she did this with Captain Hook? Maybe she made Harry with her magic or something. I don't know, don't look too much into it, I just thought it'd be a fun thing to play around with.
Until next time :)