By now, Sonic was growing concerned. His unhealthy and spontaneous consumption of genetically modified beef at the local McDonald's has left him with an upset stomach. Suddenly, the weather changes. Instead of sun, rain or puffy snow, it has shifted into a tropical hurricane. Desperate to find shelter, Sonic runs as fast as possible, breaking the sound barrier.
A tornado, the weather phenomenon, not the airplane, sweeps Sonic up from the ground and hurls him into the sky.
"I don't feel goooood!!!" screams Sonic as he's tossed and turned on the world's most terrifying rollercoaster.
His stomach can't take it any longer. With one big heave, Sonic barfs up his apple, his orange and his McDonald's burger meal.
He's found unconscious several hours later in a Welsh farmer's pasture.
Fin
Thank you, Spartan, you deserve the credit for chapters 2-4.
Now the story is finished, you guys can proceed onto another. Maybe some sexy fun time stories? Or the 7026th 'Shadow kills himself because of his crippling depression' story? Or perhaps the latest Sonic/My Little Pony crossover? Or, if you're absolutely insane, you could read this story again! You have choices!