5 years had passed since your fateful encounter with Hulk Hogan. You had (painfully) given birth to Hitler's missing third nipple in a hospital and today, you were taking your nipple to school for his first day of Pre-K.

"Now remember, I want you to be on your best behavior" you said to your little bundle of joy.

"Ok father" said the nipple before moonwalking into the school building.

Even though his birth wasn't entirely your choice, you had grown fond of your nipple and you desired the best for him.

You then begin to hear a buzzing noise. It's actually your phone ringing. You've got a new client at your job as a psychological therapist.

You immediately begin driving to your office to go and work your magic on someone who needs your help.

…

You walk into your office and you see your client. It's a weeping middle aged woman named Gertrude.

You sit her down and begin talking to her.

"What seems to be the problem Miss Gertrude?"

"My husband left me" said Gertrude.

You pull out your notepad and begin writing notes before asking "why do you think your husband left you?"

Tears continued streaming down Gertrude's face as she said "I've got some secrets that I've never told anyone before. When I told them to him, he was furious and stormed out without even saying anything."

You continue writing notes and say "You may share these secrets if you wish. This is a safe place"

Gertrude wipes her eyes and says "ok, I'll share them with you, but only if you promise to not tell anyone."

You nod your head and say "I promise"

Gertrude sucks in her breathe before stripping naked right in front of you.

Your blood ran cold when you heard a familiar voice from her say "READY FOR ROUND 2 BROTHER!?"

Hulk Hogan then grabbed your body and attempted to slam you through the glass table that was in the middle of the room, but Hulk's attack was stopped by a new foe.

Both you and the Hulkster look in front of you and your jaws drop when you see the person who saved your life.

Hitler's Missing Third Nipple.

"Tag me in father" says the Nipple.

You do as he says and almost immediately, the Nipple springs into action and lands a hard punch across Hulk Hogan's face, causing him to fly through the wall of your office, leaving a mess of concrete and paperwork everywhere.

Hulk gets back up and dusts himself off before attempting to punch the Nipple with his own power. This attack failed as the Nipple dodged to the left side, before slamming Hulk Hogan on the head with a Sega Genesis, injuring the Hulkster and breaking the retro game console into two pieces.

Hitler's Third Nipple then reached up to the Heavens and pulled out the Hulk Slayer.

Contrary to what you may be thinking, the Hulk Slayer is not a sword, but in fact a slinky made out of compressed black holes.

The Nipple then yelled out the words "SLINKY SLAM!" before slamming Hulk Hogan with the legendary slinky of Zeus.

Hulk Hogan flew through wall after wall, crashing into everything in sight, before exiting the office entirely and landing on the hot black asphalt of the road.

"Is that the best ya got?" asked the Hulkster

The Nipple smugly said "how high and mighty we are. Look at your hand."

The Hulkster did as he was told and looked down at his hand, and to his horror, it was disintegrating!

The Hulkster flew into a rage as his body began slowly coming apart, bit by bit.

He ran towards the Nipple with the intent to kill him, but unfortunately, his body was falling apart faster than he could run.

Hulk fell over in the middle of his berserker rage as his had legs disappeared. His body soon followed and eventually, his head would leave him too, leaving only a skeleton that resembled the once alive Hulk Hogan.

The Nipple solemly said "may God have mercy on your soul" before pouring out a pouch of Fruit Punch Caprisun in respect of his fallen enemy.

You were delighted as your Nipple came back to you and said "let's go home father."

The sun began to set as you and your nipple wondered what the future held for the two of you. No matter where you went, no matter who you met, you would know that your nipple would always be by your side.