"Talk"
'Thought'
「Kumagawa Speech Patterns」
"「I'm glad Medaka-Chan isn't here, I've been craving meat, and I don't want our food to run away in fear or be covered by her salty tears」"
A grumpy Kumagawa was clearly having a bad morning, even though he still had his smile, it was small and his eyes clearly showed he wasn't in a good mood today
"No need to say that about your Mother, she's clearly pure hearted and kind, I'm grateful to meet someone who would care for all forms of life."
The person that Child Misogi was talking to, while also holding and staying onto their back, was none other than Samurai Jack, and he was trying to defend the kid's, 'Mother', while trying to catch a wild pig to eat, which was carefully walking towards the trap he had set up
"「She is not my Mother, so I will speak negatively about her all I want…」"
Kumagawa narrows his eyes at the Samurai, who could only sigh and shakes his head
'It must be a rebellious phase, I remember experiencing my own moments of defiance with my parents.'
Jack couldn't help but feel bad for the 'Mother' and what she to deal with, though before he could continue to speak with the Loser Kid, the two were suddenly interrupted by feeling and hearing the ground shaking, which made wild pig squeal in fear and run away in fear
"「NO! MY BACON!!!」"
Kumagawa whines and was now extremely upset, the White Warrior was about to calm him and make sure he doesn't throw a tantrum, but once again, was interrupted before he could, this time it was because of a large furry beast running past them, which only shook the ground harder with it's rampaging speed, enough so to make the two trip over from the rough shaking, not only that, but the beast also managed to get one of their foot stuck on the vine rope, which did not slow the beast down, but instead, it started to pull both the Swordsman and Young Minus with them, cause the vine accidentally got tangled on adult man
"Hold Onto Me Young One!"
"「As If I Had A Choice!」"
Kumagawa tighten his grip onto Jack's back, so that the Little Kafka wouldn't fall off, all the while the Samurai used the vine, that was still tied onto the beast foot, to climb upward and onto the large animal, soon the two were on the back of the big creature and no longer being dragged harshly on the ground
"Are you ok, are you hurt?"
After Jack took a moment to catch his breath, he immediately checked on Child Misogi health and made sure he wasn't hurt, who seemed to be distracted with something else
"「Hmph, not yet」"
The unamused Kumagawa quickly point up ahead, to which made the White Warrior follow the finger and looked at the direction he was pointing at, and what he saw made him go wide eyes, because he saw that they were heading towards the edge of a cliff, he reacted accordingly once he saw that they were all heading towards their doom, grabbing the vine again and started to tie it into some kind of lasso, after that he wasted no time wrapping it around in front the beast's legs and gave it a hard pull, which made the large animal fall forward and slides on the ground, the Swordsman pulls on the vine harder, desperately trying to stop them from sliding towards the edge of the cliff
"「Guess we don't need to worry about starving to death I guess, hm」"
Kumagawa simple rest his chin on the head of the concerned Samurai as he watched them get closer to the edge, though before they could completely fall off the cliff, or hopefully the White Warrior could think of a solution at the last minute, a certain blue hair beauty suddenly dropped down in front of them, completely out of nowhere, and grabbed onto the big snow color creature, resulting in stopping them on their tracks in a instant and saved them from certain death, much to the relief of the Swordsman, and slight disappointment of Kid Loser
"Aww, what an adorable animal~..."
Unfortunately Medaka didn't understand what was going on, as she was to focused on hugging, petting and nuzzling the white beast, who struggled and then passed out in extreme fear after seeing and being touched by the Motherly Kurokami, she didn't notice the beast has lost conscious and just continue to show off affection towards it
"Thank you Medaka, I'm grateful for you saving us."
Jack jumps off the animal and landed next to the Supreme Plus, all the while making sure that the Young Minus, who sat on his shoulder, didn't fall off
"「And catching dinner, Let's Eat It!~」"
Kumagawa pulls out a fork and knife from his creepy bunny toy and was ready to eat the unconscious beast raw, but he was quickly stopped when the Beautiful Monster grabbed him and held him in her arms
"Silly, how many times do I have to tell you, animals aren't food, their friends~"
Medaka then pulled off her backpack, which was made of sticks and vines, and opened it up, revealing multiple unnatural but eatable fruits, vegetable, nuts and other non animal meat food
"Besides, I already found us some delicious delectables~"
Medaka smiles sweetly as she gave the Youthful Chaos a big apple, while also offering some to the Samurai, who smiled and blows thankfully
"I once again thank you, I promised I will repay your kindness one day."
After Jack gave his thanks, he reached into the backpack and picked up a juicy fruit, and eagerly started eating it
"「And I promised to not do that…」"
Kumagawa ate the apple while expressing how upset he was, which made Lovely Abnormal sighs sadly, all the White Warrior could do is give her a comforting pat on the shoulder
"... Anyway, I noticed you riding this cute creature, where did you find it?"
Medaka tried to ignore the harshness of the Little Kafka and turned her attention back to the unconscious beast, tilting her head in curiosity
"To be honest, it found me, I honestly have no idea where this beast came from."
Jack spoke truthfully on what happened while also looking at the animal with slight confusion
"Maybe it's a lost pet?"
Medaka took a closer look, though when she did, she immediately noticed something that caught her attention, and was about to reach out and give it a more detailed expectation
"Oh?..."
"Step Away From The Beast!"
Before Medaka could investigate further, she was immediately stopped by the sound of the ground shaking and unfamiliar voices, which made her, and the others, to turn around and see that they were being approached by a small group of more familiar white beasts, though this time being ridden by short blue people with spears
"「I thought the 'Blue Man Group' would be taller than this?」"
Kumagawa didn't look to impress by these new arrivals as he just continue to eat his fruit and ignore the new people, who parked their beasts in front of them, most of the small people quickly got off their rides and surrounded the unconscious creature, stabbing it with some kind of electrical spears, which made the Motherly Kurokami and Samurai wince and was about to stop them, but they were quickly grabbed and pulled away by a single blue man, who must of been the leader, judging by his different color visors glasses
"You need to be careful with those Woolies, they're very dangerous wild animals that need to be contained!"
The Orange Visor quickly warns the trio, which confuses them a bit
"Dangerous?"
Jack, while obviously having a bit of a scuffle with the beast, which were called the 'Woolies', he didn't view them as necessarily dangerous, a bit wild of course, but nothing to bad
"Nonsense, they're practically little angels that needed a good hug~"
Medaka on the other hand didn't believe that, clearly very bias towards animals and thinking they're all amazing and lovely
"「A hug that reaulted in them passing out from pure terror from your 'Alpha Aura'」"
Kumagawa took every chance to shut down any goodness that the Supreme Plus express, though before she or the White Warrior could respond to his constant rudeness, the Orange Visor quickly grabbed onto them again
"Wow, so you were the one to take down that Beast? I'm very impressed, please come back with us, we'll throw a feast as a way of saying thanks~"
The Beautiful Monster and Swordsman were about to turn down the Orange Visor offer, since they already had meals and plans, though the Child Misogi quickly spoke up and interrupted them
"「Does your feast contained meat?」"
Kumagawa looked at the Orange Visor with eager hope, who nods yes to his question
"Yup, we Chritchellites make the best meat based meals in all the lands~"
The Orange Visor spoke with extreme confidence and arrogant when it came to making grand feasts, which excited the Kid Loser
"「We Must Go! It Would Be Rude To Ignore Their Offer! So We Must Accept Their Generosity! So Do It! Do It! Do It! DO IT!!!」"
Kumagawa quickly throws a fit and was clearly not taking no for an answer, which made the Lovely Abnormal and Samurai sigh in defeat
"We accept and thank you for your generosity."
Jack bows his head in thanks while accepting the offer, to which the Motherly Kurokami did the same
"Excellent, you can ride with me back to the village, come~"
The Orange Visor was please to have the humans accept his invite, he quickly leads them towards his Woolies, to which they follow
"I'm sorry for making you do this."
Medaka felt guilty for making the kind man be forced to stop what he was doing, just to fulfill the selfish request of Young Minus
"No need to apologize, the needs and wants of your child should always take priority."
Jack gave her a reassuring and kind smile, to which made her smile back in return, no doubt grateful for his understanding niceness
"「Yeah, you committed to raising me, so deal with the consequences of granting all my wants and needs!~」"
Kumagawa quickly ruins the moods with his rudeness, the two were used to it by now though as they didn't respond to him, instead, after getting on and sitting on top of the Woolie, he was place down and let go, who immediately took his seat right beside Leader Chritchellites
"March You Beast! Take Us Home!"
The Orange Visor turns on his weapon and wasted no time stabbing and shocking the Woolie without hesitation, which made them whimper and shake in pain as they started to move forward, which definitely made Medaka and Jack wear unsure and worried expression for how he treated the poor creature, though Kumagawa on the other hand
"「Hey, do you eat these Woolies?」"
"Huh? Never thought of that before? Nice thinking human child."
"「Hehe, thank you~」"
Since Medaka is in this story, I've been wondering, should I make her start reforming some of the villains of Samurai Jack? I mean it's in character with her, of course I'll still add in some action, but still, what are your thoughts? Also, if I didn't make it clear, since our Minus is a kid again, expect him to be a bit more expressive and less fake or bottles up.
(I might not do every episode, I'll probably ignore some that doesn't add or change anything, unless you think there are some I can't ignore?)