Alex Woke Up And Saw That They Were Still Flying, He Turned Around And Saw Marty Reading An Old Magazine, Gloria Eating Some Fruit, And Melman Looking Out The Window.

Alex: "Did The Penguins Say If We'll Be Landing Yet?"

Marty: "Nah, They Just Mentioned A Few Islands We Passed."

Melman: "Hey, Guys, I Was Thinking, When We Get Back, I Think Me And Marty Should Do Hoof Painting."

Gloria: "Hoof Painting?"

Marty: "He's Right, We Should Just Do Some Painting And Fascinating Some People."

Alex: "Even Us?"

Marty: "Yes, Even You, Alex."

Melman: "Darn It, The Beverage Service Is Taking Forever Again, I'm Gonna Go Check."

Julien, Maurice, And Mort We're At The Back Of The Plane That Said Was "First Class" And They Were Watching Black And White Films Of Old Planes Crashing. Julien And Maurice Were Laughing Hard While Mort Was Terrified As He Held Onto His Tail. Julien Suddenly Said, "Mort, Be Good And Pass Me A Shrimp." Mort Gave Him The Shrimp And Asked, "King Julien, Can We Put Something Else On?" Julien Then Yelled, "No, Mort, We Should Not Turn This Off, I'm The King And I Watch What I Want!" Mort Made A Sad Face But Smiled And Chuckled Nervously. Melman Then Stuck His Head Into The Room And Julien Said, "For The Last Time, This Is First Class, We Told You That Two Times, We're Better Than You, HEY, MAURICE, I'M OPEN!" "He Shoots, He Scores", Maurice Said As He Threw The Shrimp To Julien. Julien Then Said, "Hey, In-Flight Slave, Bring Me My Nuts On A Silver Platter." Private Then Asked, "Can I Help You?" Melman Then Said, "We Just Wanted To Check On The Drinks We Ordered." Private Then Said, "Sorry, It's A Little Backed Up." Julien Then Swung On Melman's Head And Said, "Hey, What Happened To Your Body, You're Freaking Me Out, Can You Please Go Over There, Thank You Very Much, Whatever Happened To The Separation Of The Classes?" Maurice Then Put A Shrimp In Julien's Mouth And Said, "Yeah, I'm Pretty Sure This Whole Democracy Is Just A Fad."

In The Cockpit

Skipper Was Looking Out The Window While Kowalski Turned Around The Notice A Large, Red Light On The Ceiling Was Blinking And Making The Sound Of An Alarm.

Kowalski: "Skipper, Look!"

Skipper Turned To See The Blinking Light.

Skipper: "Analysis."

Kowalski: "Based On Previous Experience, I Would Say It's A Large, Red Siren, Purposely Built To Identify Something Dangerous, Like A Malfunction Of Some Sort."

Skipper: "And Yet It Is Still Pretty And Hypnotic At The Same Time!"

Kowalski: "Indeed, Sir."

Skipper: "Rico, Fix It!"

Rico Showed No Emotion As He Vomited Up A Wrench And Thought For A Moment And Threw It At The Light, Breaking It.

Skipper: "Excelente!"

Kowalski: "Sir, The Engines May Have Failed!"

Skipper: "What Makes Ya Say That?"

Kowalski: "We've Lost The Wings!"

They All Looked At The Wings On The Side To See They Started To Slow Down.

Kowalski: "And The Blades Are No Longer Rotating Nor On Fire."

They Looked At The Helicopter Blades To See That They Weren't Moving.

Skipper: "Better Buckle Up!"

Kowalski And Rico Put On Their Seatbelts On And Private Took Off His Steward Outfit And Sat With Rico. Skipper Put The Hula Girl In A Cabinet And Said, "In There, Doll, This Is Gonna Get Ugly." He Took The Microphone And Said, "Afternoon, Passengers, This Is Your Captain Speaking, I Have Good News And Bad News, The Good News Is That We'll Be Landing Shortly." They Were All Happy To Hear This. "The Bad News Is We're Gonna Crash Into The Process."

The Plane Started Falling Out Of The Sky And Alex, Marty, Gloria, And Melman Held Onto Their Seats And Started To Scream. The Nose Of The Plane Started To Face Down As It Continued To Fall Towards The Ocean. Mort And Maurice Were Holding Onto The Arms Of The Chair In Fear While Julien Was Laughing Like They Were On A Ride.

Julien: "It's More Fun When You Put Your Arms Up Like This!"

The Door Flew Open And Julien And Maurice Went Flying Out, But Mort Grabbed A Rope That Maurice Was Holding Onto With Julien In His Other Hand.

Julien: "It's Even More Fun When You Let Your Entire Body Go Into The Air!"

Mort Pulled Them In And Maurice Grabbed The Door And Closed It Tightly.

Meanwhile

Alex, Marty, Gloria, And Melman Were Terrified That They Could Die. Alex Suddenly Yelled, "WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME WE TRY TO GET BACK TO NEW YORK?!" Melman Moved His Head Near Alex And Yelled, "MAYBE THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T WANT US TO GET BACK HOME!" Gloria Turned To Melman And Yelled, "NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I STILL LOVE YOU, MELMAN!" "I FEEL THE SAME WAY, GLORIA!", Melman Yelled.

A Few Minutes Later

They Went Through Some Clouds And Saw The Ocean And A Beach Nearby, Skipper Turned Around And Said, "You Know I'm Not In The Mood For Fish Right Now, Rico, Head For Land." Rico Turned The Wheel And Started Smoothly Gliding Over The Ocean And They Passed A Beach Where People Saw Them Pass Over Head.

The Plane Was Moving Toward The City And Skipper Told Rico, "You Wanna Kiss The Ground Like It's Your Girlfriend, Nice And Gently." The Plane Was Moving Over Some Buildings And The Landing Gear Hit One And Came Off And Skipper Said, "I Said, "Kiss It"!".

The Plane Went Into A Forest And The Trees Took Off The Wings And The Helicopter Blades And Part Of The Ceiling And Walls While Everyone Was Screaming Except The Penguins, The Chimps, And Julien. Maurice And Mort Were Holding Onto The Chair As The Rest Of Their Bodies Were Blowing In The Wind. Julien Was Holding Onto Maurice's Tail Saying, "This Plane Ride Just Keeps Getting Better And Better!" The Chimps, Phil And Mason, Were Having Tea And Crumpets, Phil Said Something In Sign Language And Mason Said, "Yes, I Saw That Movie Too." The Ground Curved Up A Mountain. The Plane Went Back Into The Air As If It Went Up A Ramp And Skipper Yelled, "Activate Emergency Landing!" Kowalski And Rico Deployed Parachutes In Their Seats And Private Deployed One, The Tail Fin, Then The Plane Gently Floated Onto The River Where Pedro Sacrificed Himself.

Alex, Marty, Gloria, And Melman Were Still Terrified About What Just Happened And They Slowly Walked Out Of The Plane.

Kowalski: "Skipper, We've Made A Successful Landing, But The Plane Is In No Shape To Fly."

Skipper: "Well, We Can Fix That Easily, Great Work, Everyone, We Are Still The World's Only Flying Penguins."

They All Started High-Fiving Each Other.

Alex: "Hey, Birds, What About The Plane, This Is The Second Time You Destroyed It!"

Skipper: "We'll Fix It."

Alex: "How?"

Skipper: "Same Way We Did It Before, Grit, Spit, And A Whole Lot Of Monkeys."

Mason: "Yes, That Won't Happen This Time, We're Gonna Sit This One Out."

Skipper: "You Will Help Us, We Should Have It Fixed In..."

He Turned To Kowalski Who Showed Him His Abacus And Said, "Six To Nine Days."

Alex: "Sixty-Nine Days?"

Skipper: "No, Six To Nine Days."

Marty Came And Asked, "Hey, Where Are We?"

Alex Then Said, "I Don't Know, Melman, Do You Think We're In San Diego This Time?"

Melman Looked Around And Said, "No, This Doesn't Look Anything Like It."

Skipper: "Kowalski."

Kowalski Started Measuring The Distance From Where They Started On The Map And He Moved The Balls On His Abacus And Said, "Somewhere On The Coast Of Colombia."

Skipper: "I Can Live With That, As Long As We're Not In Denmark."

Private: "Why Denmark?"

Skipper Didn't Answer But Slapped Private Across The Face And Turned Back To The Others.

Skipper: "You Larger Mammals Keep Out Of Our Hair Until We've Finished Our Work."

Alex, Marty, Gloria, And Melman Walked Into The Forest While Skipper Started To Give Orders To Kowalski, Rico, And Private. Little Did They Know That They Were Being Watched By A Lobster That Had Binoculars. He Walked Away And Went To The Beach And Into The Water, When Underwater, He Pushed A Rock That Revealed A Secret Entrance. He Went In And Came Out Of The Pool Of The Secret Underground Metal Base. Lobsters Were Everywhere, Typing On Computers, Manning Large Machines, And Guarding The Hallways. The Lobster Went Into A Room And Started Talking To A Dolphin That Was Saying, "Yes, Not Long Now, Then My Rule Will Be Certain." The Lobster Walked Up To Him And Said, "Doc, We've Got A Problem." The Dolphin Turned Around To Show That He Had A Robot Eye And An Electric Scooter That Had A Boll Instead Of Wheels And He Said, "What Is It, Red One, Can't You See I'm Busy Plotting?"

The Lobster Told Him, "Skipper And The Penguins Are Here, I Just Saw Them At The Lake!" The Dolphin Was Shocked And Said, "What, I Thought They Were On Madagascar!" The Lobster Said, "I Guess They Got Off, Because I Also Saw Those Other Animals From The Central Park Zoo." The Dolphin Said, "Ah, Alex And His Larger Mammal Friends, Well, Do Something, It's Bad Enough That Those Wretches Are Becoming Suspicious, But Those Flightless Freaks Are Here, Eliminate This Threat At Once!" The Lobster Replied, "Aye-Aye, Sir." The Lobster Turned Around And Left And The Dolphin Said, "Those Pen-Gu-Ins Will Not Interfere With My Plans, And Neither Will Those Rainforest Animals. I Will Be Victorious Or My Name's Not..." He Pushed A Botton On His Scooter, Which Caused A Deep Recorded Voice To Say, "DR. BLOWHOLE!"