Tamera and Bonnie were still in their cop outfits, with Bonnie checking off a check-list as Tamera focused on the camera "Good to see you've all come back around for another dose of the Tamera experience! Things were rather uneventful last time… but we'll have plenty more chance to torture these dweebs!"
The camera showed the three separate buses coming to the film lot. "In these three teams we had our Brains, our Brawn, and the Beauties."
It soon shifted to the film lot itself "But, they couldn't accept a simple tour to show them around. No, no. Instead, they demanded their challenge and they wanted it now, now, now. So we gave them exactly that"
Multiple cell doors shut, locking all three of these teams at once. "And in this first challenge they're going to prison. They'll be stuck in these prisons for as long as needed. At least until they solve their first challenge: escaping prison"
The camera shifted back to Tamera, who was now pointing a likely fake gun up at Vanessa until she went back into her cell "But clearly they're not doing it so well" she smirked "Let's see if they can turn that luck around again in Total. Drama. Re-Actoin!"
Intro plays
The music began as the camera flew into the Action studio, flying through racks of costumes and outfits before going over a fake hill. On said hill, Owen was following a likely fake trail of monster tracks with Knick quietly following behind. The camera flew past them and over the hill, landing in a tub of water.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing just fine," in the water Eiko was happily swimming around as a leisurely pace. That was before a massive shark lazily floated by him, causing his eyes to widen in fear.
"You guys are on my mind" Eiko suddenly amerged from the water before being dragged away from the water. He looked up and saw Jynx smiling down at him while in a lifeguard outfit. She then looked at the camera and winked.
"You asked me what I wanted to be And I think the answer is plain to see!" the camera would then shift to what looked like a producer's room. The hosts Bonnie and Tamera were watching the contestants on their screen. Tamera was fuming in anger as Bonnie stared at Sasha and Tanya doing their makeup in the confessional, so she shut off all the camera feeds besides the one for a theater set.
"I wanna be famousss!" In this set, Madame Dior performed on stage as Vanessa and Finley cheered her on, yelling encouragingly as they gave her a standing ovation.
"I wanna live close to the sun" In the very back of the set May was daydreaming about who knows what while Ursula casually sat next to her, eyeing her pockets.
"Go pack your bags because I've already won" Before she could do anything Chikao ran through the set and grabbed her before running off. He had her in the bridal carry as they ran past a military set.
"Everything to prove and nothing in my way," On this set Raphael was blowing his whistle as Quinn and Jessica were all going through a military set rather easily. Raphael was happy to write this all down.
"I'll get there one day" further back in this set, Fridge was trying to accomplish the task but was getting stuck on just about everything around him.
"Cause, I wanna be famous!" as they continued their 'training' it cut to Esther riding in a limousine with multiple people snapping photos of her. She was pretty into the photos, taking multiple dumb goofy poses.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na!" the other side of the window opened to have Noel frown at her, causing her to almost immediately silence as the camera flash caused the scene to fade away.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!" the scene moved to all the contestants sitting together in the elimination bleachers. Larry was building a magnet to steal everyone's trophies, but it seemingly malfunctioned and sent each award directly to Alexis's arms.
All the other contestants, save a grinning Phoebi, frowned at her as they whistled. The scene would then fade to black.
Intro ends
The episode proper would start with Bonnie and Tamera still out on their patrols as a montage of the contestants trying to escape began again.
On the highest level, Sasha was leaning against the cell doors to the Beauties. She gave Bonnie her best flirty smile, getting the Ginger very excited as she opened the cell door again.
Sasha thanked her, before trying to run away as fast as she could. On the ground level Tamera was just reading a magazine with her in a swimsuit on the cover. She reached her hand over and opened a cage, which released multiple angry dogs. Sasha's screams of fear and pain were heard off screen as Tamera smirked.
At another point, Fridge casually ripped the Titan's cell open, allowing them all the escape the massive opening rather easily.
Before they could get far away Bonnie walked up to the massive boy, and politely asked him to return his teammates back to their cell. With how polite the big man was, he couldn't help but comply, grabbing his companions once again and locking them back behind their cell door.
This then left the Brains and their big attempt. Phoebi used a ladle to pull some liquids from the wall, before spraying it onto the wall. The wall vaporized like it was sprayed with pure acid.
She smirked, moving ahead before jumping from their cell. However, as they fell Tamera and Bonnie suddenly moved a trampoline below them. Before Phoebi or her team could react they were flung right back into their cell.
"Ok, now I'm starting to get annoyed" Phoebi growled.
Confessional: Phoebi
"I'm a genius mind that could trump just about everyone else here. That much is beyond clear, so me having trouble in this challenge is going to get on my nerves and fast!" the Braniac looked furious "But my intellect will get us out of here in no time!"
XXX
Now that everyone was back in their cells, Bonnie started blaring a bell as loud as it could be "Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight prisoners, we have lunch!"
"So you all better get your asses down here!" Tamera warned "We'll be fumigating each of your cells once you're down here"
Everyone arrived at the spot in the ground, with the only exception being Owen. "Great, someone else has already gotten out" Phoebi grumbled.
"I wouldn't be sure of that" Bonnie giggled mischeviously "But you all can go to the cafeteria for lunch, we got some bonafide prison food for today!"
"A-are you sure it has to be realistic prison food?" Vanessa frowned "That food isn't quite healthy"
"Oh, well, hm. I just don't care!" Tamera cackled "Now go get eating before we start your first challenge of the day!"
The contestants frowned, but went along their way, taking seats in the cafeteria away from each other. In the very middle was one large table that had 'reserved' on it.
The Beauties sat at another table, naturally being disgusted by the grimy wet seats. "Do I even want to know why these seats are so nasty?" Vanessa worried.
"Prison is a dirty, dirty place" Dior spoke dramatically, though she was clearly trying to sound a bit more gruff "Prison changes people Vanessa…"
"You know this isn't an acting challenge right?" Eiko glanced at her, before Jynx wrapped her arm around him.
"Clearly she knows it's not. Or else her acting wouldn't be that rancid"
Dior's mouth opened in a silent gasp of shock.
Jynx just smirked back at her "I'm breathtaking in more ways than just one, I know" The oversized actress was about to make up a comeback when Eiko raised his hands.
"Please, please. Let's not argue here" Eiko tried to stop them with a calm smile "Beautiful women arguing over something so simple isn't necessary"
"Yea, we're a team, let's dominate this game!" Tanya grinned to the others, getting a few deadpanned expressions.
"When the cohost stops staring at me I might been more excited…" Sasha slowly looked over her shoulder to see Bonnie staring directly at her while licking her lips.
Tanya just grinned "That's how the host is, I think. She's constantly simping and all that"
"True enough" Sasha grumbled slightly "They've been on quite a few different shows so I know how those two can be…"
Ursula perked up slightly "The two of them have been on TV shows? Would they be considered successful celebrities?"
Sasha glanced at her "Um, I guess? They had their own reality tv show so I guess it depends how you view things."
"I know they went on and ruined one of my favorite modeling shows" Vanessa grumbled "Tamera was insulting all those beautiful women, comparing her own figure to theirs"
Dior laughed softly "Yes, they've earned quite the reputations"
Confessional: Sasha
Sasha had a small smile "Honestly, the team's a lot nicer to be around than I would've expected. All of them seem nice and we're getting along more or less well. That hostess however…" her smile turned into a small scowl "I hate pervs more than almost anything. I hate when people are just looking at me like I'm some hunk of meat for them to take a bite out of. And no matter what I'm going to be stuck with her watching me the whole damn season!"
Confessional: Ursula
Ursula smirked to herself, applying some lipstick with a smirk. She had a little makeup mirror in her other hand, giving herself a good look over "I came to this season looking for love. And I think I've finally found it! Bonnie's probably loaded with mon- love! Loaded with love that she just wants to let out and share. And I'll happily be the woman taking one of the team"
She wiggled her hips from left to right with a big smirk on her face.
XXX
While they were all waiting, expecting their lunches, Owen finally arrived at the cafeteria with many scratches and bite marks all over his body.
"Owen, holy cannoli, what happened to you!?" Esther sat up and pat her seat rapidly "I haven't seen a bite like them since the bulls in the rodeo went feral!"
"I almost escaped but the dogs just captured me and chewed me apart. I've bears that were gentler than those"
Esther patted him on the back "Don't worry none about those beasts. I'm sure next time we try escapin you'll show em who's boss!"
"I think I'll be fine coming up with something clever to get out next time…" Owen murmured, pulling a tooth out of his arm.
On the opposite side of the table, Quinn couldn't help but snort and laugh directly in his face "What's so funny?"
"Oh, just how weak you are!" Quinn cackled even louder "If those dogs tried picking a fight with me, I'd have come back with a few new fur coats"
Jess smirked back at her "I've gone hunting with my pa, aint that hard a challenge to beat some lil pups!"
Quinn almost immediately frowned at Jessica "Well, I could take on a whole pack of bears without a problem"
"Same here" Jess smirked "Same with escaping here. Won't be a challenge"
"Ok you're on! I'll escape so fast you'll get whiplash!"
"I… guess it's good their competition is just doing the challenge well" Raphael murmured, not sure how positive it is.
"Those two are really going to be a handful, I swear" Chikao shook his head as he casually reached his hands into Raphael's pockets. However, the cadet just grabbed his hand.
"And what were you doing, exactly?"
Fridge smiled "Oh don't worry about Friendako, he says when he reaches into your pockets he's just being friendly!"
Raphael silently glanced at Chikao, who was smiling nervously "Now… I promise there's a reasonable explanation for what he said!"
"I'm not interested in guys" the cadet threw Chikao's arm away "So please keep it to yourself"
The thief just grumbled angrily, but didn't add anything further.
Confessional: Raphael
"Most of this team has room to improve but I see potential In just about all of them! Quinn and Jess have the drive, Fridge is a muscle might, Esther's got social skills… and Owen and Chikao are bound to find their use before long!"
XXX
And finally was the brains. All of them were tightly packed at their table. "Hopefully staying this close will actually be effective" Knick mused.
"Of course it will!" Phoebi snapped "If we all stay close and find a way out, we'll win in one fall swoop!"
Knick raised his hands defensively "Hey, I wasn't knocking the idea or anything"
Noel grunted a bit, though it was hard to really tell if he was being positive or negative. Phoebi smirked "See? Even Noel agrees it's for the best!"
"That is pretty high praise, can't argue with that" Larry mused.
"Alright, alright you win" Knick just sighed a bit.
On the other side Alexis was still listening to her pop music now, just enjoying herself as May laid down on the other side of the bench.
"What music are you listening to?" Finley looked to Alexis with an innocent smile.
"Oh, just some kpop… those Korean boys are just… so dreamy" she sighed softly.
Finley stared at her for a moment "Oh… are you that kind of person? I've seen a few kpop stans in comment sections.
Alexis almost immediately waved her hands "I'm not just a kpop stan or anything, I just like boybands, I'm not someone who'd force on others or anything"
"I was just giving you some strife" Finley smiled, patting her back "I don't mind boybands myself, even if they're not quite a thing anymore. My favorite channel has even covered a few boyband songs"
This immediately caught her attention "Oh, who's that, who's that?"
"She's a V-tuber named Madame Furquoi. She also has her own music, which is honestly pretty inspirational"
Alexis slouched slightly "Oh… it's a woman…"
"Is… that a problem?" Finley raised an eyebrow.
"It's just not the same" she grumbled, crossing her arms "I'll stick to the classics, thank you"
"Alright, now's the time to eat!" Tamera announced to the contestants "Everyone come to the center table, where our food challenge will begin!"
The contestants groaned as they came to her, all of them sticking to their groups "What are we doing now, madams?" Raphael saluted them.
"Glad you asked Raph" Tamera smirked before pointing down the hall "For our first challenge in this setting, you'll all be eating some even worse prison food. The team that manages to eat the serving first will get to release three of their companions"
"So we weren't actually supposed to try escaping?" Sasha frowned.
"Well, you can still try to. This is just the easier way to do it" Bonnie explained. "If you all could, please take your seats" Bonnie smiled, gesturing to the massive table.
The contestants all sat down at the table. As they all waited, Bonnie walked over, and placed multiple covered dishes before them.
"You'll be given one simple meal. The team that finishes first will get to release three members as stated"
The three teams slowly opened their meals, finding meatballs stuffed with orange hair.
"Yea may eat when ready" Tamera smirked.
"W-who's hair… is this?" Chikao gulped as he looked at his meal.
Bonnie chuckled nervously as she rubbed her neck. Tamera just shook her head "Bonnie's been shedding since we got here…"
The Ginger chuckled awkwardly before scratching the back of her head like a dog "It just happens when I get a little stressed"
Owen shuddered as he raised his fork, only encompasing hair. At the same time Fridge devoured his meal in one gulp, causing Quinn to eat hers as fast as she could.
"I'm going to be sick…" Esther whimpered as Jessica devoured hers, causing some of the hair to fly at her. She was trying to keep pace with Fridge and Quinn, but was falling behind slightly.
Finley just looked at his team "Well… not much else we can do…" he murmured before scooping up the food and trying to force himself to eat it.
"You never cease to be the Bonnie simp" Knick mused, getting a small annoyed grunt from Noel in agreement.
"Hey, it's just a challenge" he blushed a bit "We have to eat it if we want an easy way out of here!"
The only one on their side of the table that was actually managing to eat through her meal was May, and that's just because she was spacing as she ate it like any other meal.
Even with only one of them eating their meal, the Beauties were putting on an even worse display. Almost all of them had pushed their meals forward, refusing to even take a bite.
"What, are you girls scared of taking the easy way out?" Tamera smirked.
"This can hardly even be called food!" Sasha gagged.
"Yea… my plate is only hair…" Vanessa stuck her tongue out in disgust.
Eiko just nodded along "No offense to Bonnie or anything, but I think we should just wait for the next challenge…"
Bonnie frowned a little "I didn't think this challenge would be so hard. I'd eat Tamera's hair. Maybe not the hair on her head but-"
Tamera slapped Bonnie on the head with an annoyed expression "Don't make this challenge grosser than it already is or else you'll start making me sick"
"Yes mommy" Bonnie lowered her head.
"Hey, we're done!" Raphael raised his hand, getting the hostess's attention. They had all cleaned their plates. Esther seemed to be the only one ready to throw up from the meal.
"Wow, you all look good for eating plates of hair" Tamera mused.
"Military food is worse than this stuff" he mused.
Tamera just rolled her eyes at him "Yea, yea. Whatever. Just come up with who's going and we'll move on to our next challenge"
Confessional: Dior
"I do hope we can turn this challenge around. I came here to try finding some spirit" she struck a dramatic pose "But this challenge just does not play up to my advantages"
XXX
"So… who wants to taste freedom?" Owen looked at the others. Fridge raised his hands in the air, before Raphael shook his head
"Well we can't lose Fridge" he explained "He's the strongest one here, that might come in handy"
"Oh, you think he's the strongest huh!?" Quinn glared, taking this as just another challenge.
"I-I didn't mean that, I meant- oh, let's just focus on who wants to leave next"
"I'll go" Jess smirked "Just means I get to escape before Quinn, thus… winner winner chicken dinner!"
"Hey now hold on, you won't actually be escaping!" Quinn scowled.
"Still means I'd be escaping before you"
Quinn slammed the table "Fine, I'll also be leaving then!"
"Oh no… that's just a shame…" Chikao snarked with a small smirk.
"I… t-think I also need to exit here" Esther was clutching her stomach "I won't be able to last much longer like this…"
"Looks like they'll be our three!" Raphael smiled at the hosts.
"Glad you came to your decision in a timely manner" Tamera smiled before snapping her fingers. Three large men in black suits appeared and started leading them away. "So. shall we continue then?"
"Bring it on!" Larry raised his fist challengingly before throwing up again in the trashcan.
The scene would suddenly cut to outside the main prison set. They were all now outside in the courtyard. Next to them were multiple massive weights "For this challenge you'll all be lifting weights! Team that manages to lift the largest weight gets another three out!"
"How is that fair?" Noel frowned.
"Yea, there's one team that's literally just 'Brawn'" Alexis whined.
Tamera just shrugged "Maybe you should all get strong then! First weight will be set up by us, then you will all start lifting each other's"
Bonnie moved to the sides of the press bench, putting on ten pound weights to the bar. "Anyone's free to try now!"
Owen smirked a bit "Have at it Fridge"
"Alright, I love lifting back at home, I didn't think we'd get to do that this early!" Fridge clapped his hands together before lying down. He lifted the bar up with just one hand "Huh, I need to lift more that was heavier than usual"
"Brains, you're up" the Redhead host smirked at them.
Almost immediately the team had a concerned expression. "Guys, there's a perfectly reasonable solution to this" Alexis smirked before suddenly putting her finger to her nose "Not it!"
"Not it" "Not it" almost immediately the others followed after her, even Noel, leaving just May. She hadn't even noticed they were doing a game like that.
"Well, good luck out there" Knick smiled, patting her on the back.
May just smiled at him "Oh, well, thanks for the encouragement…"
Her team lightly cheered her on, though most of them didn't seem very excited about their chances. May laid down, putting her hands on the bar.
"Whenever you're ready" Tamera smirked.
May smiled absentmindedly before lifting the bar in the air. To their surprise, she actually managed to lift her weight "And it looks like the Brains get to-"
Before she could even finish her statement the weights slammed down on May's chest, causing her to wheeze in pain.
"...Nevermind! Beauties, your pick is up!"
Eiko smiled at the 'harem' "If no one else wants to go up I can do it. I wouldn't want any of you to be hurt"
Jynx frowned "Are you sure you can handle lifting something like that string bean?"
"I think he has a better shot than most of us" Taz smirked at him "He's definitely got a fine figure"
"Yes, lifting has never been one of my strengths" Vanessa agreed.
"Fine, fine" the Opera Singer just nodded in acceptance.
Eiko smiled to the women "I promise I'll try to not dissapoint"
"We'll wait and see" Ursula deadpanned.
The Romantic laid down on the bench press. Using most of his will, he managed to actually lift the weight without too much issue.
"Well, well. Not bad Harems. But Brawn, it's your choice for what weights you're going for" Tamera looked at their team, finding they were still pretty confident.
Fridge and Raphael started adding weights to the side. Adding an additional 75 pounds on both sides "That should be good!" Fridge grinned.
"F-for you maybe…" Eiko whimpered slightly.
The massive Jock just ignored him, lying down on the bench before gripping the bar firmly. Surprisingly, he let out a few small grunts as he lifted the weight well into the air before setting it back.
"Good luck with that, uh, pink hair…" Fridge smiled, not seeming to mind that he couldn't remember his name as he got out of the way.
"I'm Eiko" he murmured before taking a seat.
"Are you sure you're ready for this Eiko?" Jynx looked slightly worried.
"I'm really as ready as I'm going to get" the Romantic just smiled, before grabbing the bar and lifting it up slowly. His arms were constantly shaking like it was jelly as he basically sat there barely moving.
"Come on!" Ursula groaned in annoyance.
"You should try being more encouraging," Vanessa frowned.
""Come on" is as encouraging as I can get" she smiled back at her.
While they were speaking, Eiko's arms were clearly faltering, barely not crushing him in half.
Surprising, Noel seemed like one of the only people to be seriously concerned for him.
"Looks like he's going to screw up bad" Chikao was standing by the Beauties with a wide grin "But, you know, if you wanted I could always stick around with you guys"
The Thief lightly elbowed Jynx, and at this point, the Opera Singer just couldn't help herself anymore and rushed up to Eiko and easily lifted the weight over her head. Once she had the weight fully handled she tossed it over her shoulder without much issue.
"That was getting too close to breaking you. Before I get the chance" she smirked slightly.
Eiko and just about everyone else stared at Jynx with a shocked expression. "What? Just some little weights"
"Why didn't you step up to do the lifting?" Sasha had her mouth open in surprise.
Jynx just smirked as she walked back to her team "Eiko wouldn't need my protection if he wasn't doing anything"
Most of her team stared blankly at her, but Tamera just started clapping "Hey, hey, congrats Beauties. Three of you are getting sent out of here!"
Almost immediately Taz, Sasha, Dior, Ursula, and Vanessa glanced at each other suspiciously.
"I think it would be fair if I was let go for now" Dior smiled.
"I don't know… I'm way too young for prison!" Taz tried to explain.
The girls then started arguing, with Jynx and Eiko just watching the scene. The Opera Singer sighed softly "I wish the rest of them could be like us…"
She wrapped her arm around his and rested her head on his shoulder. Eiko blushed a little before chuckling "H-how about you girls play rock-paper-scissors? I think that would be fine"
"We have to do something that immature?" Ursula rolled her eyes "How fun"
"Well you were born around when it first came out" Sasha taunted slightly "Let's just play the game and see how it goes"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine" the older woman sighed before starting to play the game.
After a quick few rounds of rock-paper-scissors; Dior, Vanessa, and Ursula winning their way out.
"Aw man…" Taz sighed in defeat.
"I'm sorry dears, but I'm almost too happy to be out of here" Dior smiled.
Vanessa just grinned to the two losers "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll both be out of here before long"
"We'll handle things" Sasha smiled back "Don't you worry"
The Modeler just nodded before big men suddenly appeared again to take the girls away, leaving four people on two teams and seven on the Brains.
"We need to start catching up" Noel growled in annoyance.
"Next one I'm sure we'll be able to do it!" Larry beamed "Not everything in prison is physically based!"
Finley giggled a little along with Knick, who decided to speak up "Yea, I think nothing about prison is who's the strongest"
"None at all" Finley giggled harder.
Tamera blew her whistle "Alright maggots! We've got our next challenge, beating the living shit out of you!"
"I-is that neccessary?" Alexis whimpered.
"What's more cliche than abusive cops?" Bonnie shrugged a bit "So for this one, simply stay on your feet longer than others and you'll be good!"
"Really scared by those two hitting us with batons" Owen snickered to Fridge, who was laughing so hard and loud that it was ruining any of Owen's amusement.
Chikao started laughing, very obviously faking it, very hard before shoving Fridge onto the ground "Oh, that was such a good one!"
Almost immediately Tamera hosed the Brawn, blasting them with enough water to peel someone's skin clean off. Every single one of the remaining Brawn besides the giant was on their back or flung all the way to the fenced walls.
"Huh, that was actually funny" Tamera smirked before turning to the rest of the contestants.
Phoebi quickly raised her hand "Um, can I maybe sit… out of this one?"
"Me two!" Taz quickly nodded.
"...no" Tamera decided before hosing the other two teams for a solid half minute before stopping.
"Well, guess no one is going to be removing anyone today!" the hostess smiled, turning off the hose. However, once the water was done she could see May was still just standing there.
As per usual she wasn't paying attention to anything so it wasn't even clear if she knew water was touching her.
"Oh… Brains… you can remove three of your members I guess…"
Noel stood up, not waiting for someone else to say something as he pointed out Alexis, Finley, and Larry.
"W-wait, shouldn't we talk about who's going?" Larry frowned "I mean, I could still blow up a wall or something!"
"No" he shook his head "You three are the likliest liability. Simples as that"
Finley frowned, and was about to say something before almost immediately being dragged away by the security guards.
"I have to say, I'm honored that I'm not one of our biggest liabilities" Phoebi grinned "But that much was honestly obvious"
Knick shrugged "I guess I appreciate it. Half surprised you didn't choose Sleeping Beauty" he joked while pointing at May.
Noel shrugged, going right back to just not saying anything.
Confessional: Finley
"I hate guys like Noel. always acting confident and sure of himself while putting other people down. I'm sure Alexis and Larry have plenty of uses that he just doesn't bother with looking into! I… can admit I'm not really useful in this setting"
Finley blushed and rubbed the back of his neck as he admitted this.
XXX
The remaining 12 contestants stood together, back inside of the prison. Now, however, they were in a brand new area. They were all sat down and had canvases in front of them.
Neither hosts were in the room, causing Owen to smirk "I think now's our chance out"
Knick just looked back at him "You're welcome to try first buddy"
"Yea, I'm going to avoid straight escaping as long as I can" Sasha had seemingly put on a beret while no one was looking.
"Where did you-"
"Not important!" Sasha just smiled "I think it totally looks good on me
Taz smiled "I wouldn't mind one"
To her surprise, Sasha pulled another beret out "You and I can twin it up!"
"EEEEEEEEEE" she squealed, taking the hat and immediately putting it on just like Sasha.
Confessional: Sasha
"You know, I thought it would be bad to stay stuck in the challenge. But it's important to always find the positives in a negative situation. Tanya's a nice…. Dull girl, so making friends with her is probably best for now"
XXX
Tamera came in, having a more stern expression "For this challenge we'll be going off the usual beaten path. In foreign nations, they're known for trying to adapt criminals to the real world again through the arts. So… you'll be drawing for this part of the challenge"
"Ooo, I love drawing!" Fridge smiled as they handed him a brush and paint board. He lightly licked his paint before Raphael snatched the paint from him.
"You lose your painting privileges"
"Oh…" the big guy frowned.
"Excuse me" Phoebi raised her hand "But are we supposed to be using a model so we all draw the same thing?"
Tamera just nodded before pressing a button. Slowly, in front of them, Bonnie appeared on a platform in a confident pose, though she was completely naked.
"Is… that all you've got?" Noel grumbled, glancing away from her.
"Guess we should've kept Finley" May mused, finally and suddenly speaking up.
"That's all you monsters get, so get to it!"
The remaining contestants quickly got to work, with the scene seemingly suddenly turning into a faster montag.
The contestants eventually got their drawings done and finished by the time the host would start walking around them.
Most of the drawings came out rather well, excluding Fridge who just drew a bowl of fruits. The one who did the best, however, was by far Noel.
He managed to effectively get Bonnie down to a 'T', though he was clearly not happy about doing it. With the Brains winning that round the rest of his team was quickly dragged away.
Before the rest of them were even given a moment to breathe they continued the challenges. This next challenge was simple,Tamera would announce it as a "Cafeteria Brawl!"
The contestants stood around each other in the cafeteria, not really sure what to do. "Do we really have to-"
Noel didn't have the chance to finish before Fridge smashed him across the face. He chuckled a bit "Sorry Frioel"
He then turned to the beauties, with most of them looking panicked. "I surrender!" Tanya screamed, dropping on her knees.
"Bring it on, big guy!" Jynx glared as she stood in front of Sasha and Eiko, not noticing Owen sneaking up behind them and bonking them over the head.
Fridge just ran at her while she was looking back at her companions. He raised his tray before smashing her across the face.
Fridge laughed a bit with everyone else on the ground. "Oh, this is so fun!" Fridge cackled before accidently smacking Chikao across the face.
"C-careful where you swing that" Owen quietly worried.
"Brawn win" the Vixen deadpanned, resulting in Raphael being the last of the Brawn.
Tamera would then announce the next challenge "Prison Searches!"
At the start of the challenge they were given a packet of cigarettes and told to hide them by any means. They then walked into the prison, finding Bonnie applying a glove with an excited grin.
"C-can I sit out of this challenge too?" Tanya whimpered slightly.
"You're not sitting out of two in a row" Jynx glared.
Bonnie just shushed them before starting down the line. First was Noel, who she found the packets just in his pockets.
"I'm not hiding them so you have the chance to feel anywhere you want" he grumbled.
"Oh… you're just no fun!" She frowned before moving onto Raphael, almost immediately feeling his pecs.
He blushed faintly "Um, ma'am, I don't think I can hide my cigarettes there…"
"Quiet, I'm the professional here" Bonnie grinned, clearly drooling onto his prison shirt.
Eventually she'd find his packet in his pants before finally getting to the beauties. Simple to say she was just as intrusive as with Raphael, if not moreso, but she managed to find their packets.
Jynx tried to hide hers in her cleavage, Tanya tried in between her thighs, and Sasha had hers in her hair.
With their packets taken they moved to the prison proper.
"Alright contestants, what do you have left?" Tamera tapped her baton impatiently.
Noel and Raphael had nothing on them, but Eiko managed to pull a pack from his throat. His team clapped, clearly proud of him before leaving Sasha behind for their final challenge.
Confessional: Sasha
"It's for the best that I remain. If I can prove myself early on they'll be more likely to forgive later mistakes. And if we fail… well, I'll think of something"
Confessional: Raphael
The soldier saluted in his confessional "I don't know what the last challenge may be but I'll make my tesm proud!"
Confessional: Noel
Noel just stared at his confessional camera "…Do I have to talk in here?"
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For their last challenge, the three remaining contestants appeared in what looked like a long and very dirty shower room. They were also totally stripped down, now just wearing towels that were tied to their bodies.
"D-do we have to be this undressed…?" Sasha had a deep blush.
Tamera just nodded "It's the last challenge, so it's only to be expected it'll be the most grueling and embarrassing!"
"I think I know what this trope's going to be" Raphael gulped as he pulled slightly on his bath towel.
"I'm glad you have a good idea then" the host smirked as she handed all three of them a bar of soap that was already moist and slippery "Because this one is the biggest cliche to prison there is, the 'Don't Drop the Soap' scene!"
Suddenly multiple large burly men with towels wrapped around their waists came inside… as well as Bonnie who looked pretty excited for this challenge.
"They aren't going to… actually do anything right?" Sasha whimpered, with even Noel and Raphael looking nervous now.
Tamera just glanced at the other men "Mmm… Well, the men probably won't. Bonnie's another question."
"Is the challenge just not taking it in the back cap?" Noel deadpanned.
"No. The Producers said that probably wouldn't be very fun for the viewers. Instead, you just have to get to the other side of the room without dropping your soap. If you make it out of here without your soap, you lose"
Tamera stood to the side as they all grabbed their soap as firmly as possible. "And you may begin!"
The trio made their move, stepping forward slowly and carefully. On the walk, every now and then one of the big men would turn around to swat their soap away, but they managed to usually avoid the strike.
Raphael was easily peeling ahead of the other two, not even looking too bothered by how slippery the soap was. Sasha, however, was having a lot more trouble when she suddenly slipped on a puddle of mucky water.
Now on the ground, the soap was flung past her and onto the floor. At the very same point Raphael passed the threshold with soap still in hand.
"And the Brawn take first place, not bad!"
Sasha looked up, seeing Noel was slowly but surely getting closer to the finish line. If she didn't do anything, she knew he'd make it before her, so she had to go for the last option.
"Bonnie!" the redhead turned to face her "If you tackle Noel I'll-I'll give you a kiss!"
The Cohost lit up in an excited grin before she turned to face the last Brain, who was just staring blankly at the camera before he was tackled onto the floor.
Now that she had an opening, Sasha started running while snatching her soap back up. Bonnie pinned Noel to the floor as Sasha ran through the exit.
"And the Beauties get second place. Meaning our first big losers are the Brains!"
Eiko just grunted angrily on the floor as Bonnie finally got up.
"Oh thank goodness" Sasha sighed in relief "That actually worked out pretty well"
"Yes, not a bad plan" Tamera mused "Now let's meet your teammates outside, I'm sure they'll have a lot to say on how you all did"
The four of them started walking outside before Bonnie suddenly jumped on top of Sasha, latching onto her like a massive spider monkey.
Outside the prison set, after an indiscriminate amount of time, the teams were all sitting around watching a tv that showed the inside of their set. Naturally, the Brains looked disappointed.
"Alright, you all know who lost today!" Tamera stated firmly "And the Brains will have to be sending home one of their own tonight. In an hour as a matter of fact, but we have a few bonus announcements to make before that"
"T-that the voting was just used to motivate us in the challenge?" Alexis smiled hopefully.
"Well" Tamera smiled "Since you asked I guess… we'll have to actually eliminate one of you! But no, we'll be showing where all of you will be sleeping for real now!"
"Oh, I do hope we will be given a comfy place to sleep" Dior cheered.
The cameras just shifted to the different teams standing before two looooooong trailers. "We're… sleeping in those?" Tanya frowned "A-are you sure?"
"Dead sure" Tamera nodded "To the right is the men. Left has the women. All of your stuff was taken by our one intern and put into your rooms so don't worry about unpacking"
Chikao frowned "He didn't mess with our stuff did he?"
She shrugged "Not sure honestly. But that reminds me, Brawn, you'll be joining us at the elimination ceremony tonight"
"What in tarnation did we do?" Esther frowned as the Brains and Beauties just went to their rooms.
"Nothing. It's just that you'll be needed" she stated firmly before just walking away from them.
The Brawn just looked nervous as the scene cut inside the trailers. On the guys side they found all their belongings lying on the ground.
"I really didn't need this added to our day after we lost," Finley sighed softly.
Noel grunted in agreement as he grabbed a small pillow "Got mine…"
Most of the others grabbed their things, with most of the searching not being a major issue. Though they were all clearly annoyed.
"So, wanna bunk together Noel?" Eiko smiled to the other boy, who had the faintest smile in response.
"I guess that would be fine…"
"You two made friends rather fast" Raphael mused "I don't think you talked to each other during the challenge"
Eiko just continued to grin "We know each other from before the season. I actually had to convince him to come join me"
Noel only grunted in acknowledgement as he dropped onto the lower bunk. "Ah, thanks for saving the top!" his friend smiled before jumping onto the bunk above him.
This left all the others. The Military Cadet glanced at Fridge "You want bottom I get top?"
"Sure! I wouldn't want the top anyways. I might accidentally crush friendel"
Raphael just smiled as he set his things on the top while Fridge threw a massive mess onto his, completely covering the actual bed.
This left four guys "Wait, shouldn't there be another one of us?" Knick scratched the back of his head.
"Now that you mention it… I haven't seen Chikao in a decent while now" Owen noted with a small frown "I don't know where else he could be"
"Well, I can bunk with him" Finley smiled "He seems like he'd be a fun person to pal around with"
"Wanna pair up them?" Larry grinned at Knick, who smiled back and nodded.
The survivalist looked slightly surprised as he walked to the last bunk "Oh… sweet. I can put my stuff on the top and sleep on the bottom!"
For some reason he seemed marginally excited for this.
On the other side of the resting area was the female cabin. Before going inside the camera showed Chikao staring through the window at them.
Inside the women we're going through the exact same process.
Phoebi was standing in the middle, and was about to ask the girls on her team if they wanted to bunk but they were already standing next to each other.
"Wanna bunk with me May?" Alexis smiled to the daydreamer, who nodded her head slowly.
"meosjin!" She cheered in Korean.
Jess and Quinn were silently glancing at each other. Both had a fierce competitive glare.
Quinn turned to Jess with a stern look "Arm wrestler for the top bunk?"
"Oh you're so on!" The redneck smirked.
Phoebi could only watch as more people started partnering up, with Dior and Vanessa naturally bunking with each other. "We should, like, totally partner up" Taz squealed.
"Totes!" Sasha nodded.
This just left Ursula, Jynx, Esther, and Phoebi.
Esther was just spinning her gun around on her finger while Jynx and Ursula were arguing about who needs an entire bunk bed to themself.
Confessional: Phoebi
"This is harder than any test I've been given. Esther's a stereotypical cowperson so I'm sure she's going to say some kind of slur in her sleep, and the other two are clearly obnoxious. They look like the type of women who'll bite your head off over nothing"
XXX
She eventually just walked up to Esther "So. Do you want to-"
"You want to form an alliance already!?" She shot up with a shocked expression "Well I hadn't considered it yet, truthfully"
"That's not what I was asking!" Phoebi glared, though she was blushing a bit "I just wondered if you wanted to bunk with me!"
Esther stared before nodding slowly "Well gosh lady, you should've just said so!"
Phoebi grit her teeth, turning away from her just to slam her luggage on her bed.
"I told you, sleep on the floor if you're so bothered" Ursula was glaring at Jynx, who happily returned the gesture.
"You don't need both bunks" she stated firmly "I need both!"
"Girls, please, can't you just share?" Vanessa frowned "There's no need for arguing"
"Fine, I'll get the bottom bunk then" Jynx smirked.
"Oh, good, I wouldn't want you falling on top of me while I was sleeping"
The Opera Singer became infuriated, looking ready to strangle the older woman before she stood up.
"I'll see you all later. I've got other things to get to" Ursula walked out of the room, and almost immediately they heard her scream.
The women swarmed to the window, finding her being carried away over Chikao's shoulders.
Jynx smirked a bit before closing the blinds.
Later that evening, once it was dark, the contestants arrived at the elimination ceremony. The entire area was illuminated by multiple spotlights.
In the front row from left to right was May, Noel, Larry, and Finley. In the second row in the same order was Phoebi, Alexis, and Knick.
At the podium stood Tamera, wearing an elegant pink dress like the women would wear on television. "Well Brainiacs, congrats on being our first losers"
"Wonder why" Phoebi deadpanned.
"Just so we don't have any lawsuits on our hand… when you are voted out you will be sent away, and it is very unlikely we will be inviting you back"
"So there's a chance?" Knick tilted his head curiously.
"A very low chance" she glared. Knick just smiled and gave her a thumbs up.
Tamera cleared her throat "And as stated, you will be given a reward from our lov- er, passable assistant!"
Bonnie smiled as she walked out, wearing a snappy black suit with multiple golden Tameras in her arms as well as one Bonnie medal.
"And our loser will be getting a chocolate medal of Bonnie. For your voting, you have small voting machines under your seats which you will use to vote"
The contestants pulled the small machines from under their seats, which featured the faces of everyone on their team.
"Make sure you don't peek~" Tamera taunted as Alexis was glancing over May's shoulder.
The boyband fan blushed out of embarrassment before pulling back "Shall we begin then?"
The contestants all nodded, none of them looking remotely worried.
Confessional: Larry
"Well, I don't really want to vote for anyone. But if Noel stays I don't think he's going to let me invent anything again! He's so worried about explosions or people dying, jeez. That's what happens when you make progress!"
Larry tapped Noel's face
Confessional: May
May was scrolling around on the machine while staring at the camera "…It's hard to vote for someone… but if Phe was actually trying to form alliances already… better safe than sorry"
Not even looking at the screen she tapped it.
XXX
The scene cut back to the contestants all sitting quietly.
"Your votes have been tallied and we shall begin listing whose safe" Tamera held up a few note cards "First safe we have May, for carrying her team"
The day dreamer was silently staring forward, seemingly staring at a wild raccoon. Bonnie threw a Tamera at her, which she surprisingly caught.
"Also safe we have Alexis, Finley, and Larry"
Alexis sighed in relief as she caught hers, while Larry and Finley high-fived at being safe.
"Knick, you're also safe"
"Oh, that's a relief" he smiled, catching his.
Tamera knocked her cards against the top of the podium "This leaves our last two candidates for people going home. Phoebi, you're a snarky jerk who is already forming alliances. Noel, you're a snarky jerk who wouldn't listen to others"
He just grunted, rolling his eyes a little "I listened as much as I needed…"
Phoebi meanwhile just looked offended "I'm not snarky, I just know I'm a prodigy!"
"Right…" Tamera side-eyed Bonnie with a small smirk, causing her cohost to giggle as she raised the medal and statuette.
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Noel, sorry bud, but you're out"
Bonnie tossed her medal to him as Phoebi caught the last of the Tameras.
"Well, I can't say I'm too surprised" she smirked confidently.
The blue haired boy just grunted dissapointedly "I guess I should've expected as much"
Tamera nodded "Yea, failing the first challenge is a bit of a hard thing to come back from" she snarked "But your transportation is here"
Noel glanced to the side of the area, finding a police car was waiting for him "Glad you're staying in theme" he grumbled while walking over to it.
"What? Do you not have anything to add? Come on you're out first there's gotta be something amusing for you to say!"
The boy simply ignored her, going into car and slamming the police car shut.
"Fucking amateures don't know how to make their time on the show fun" she rolled her eyes before looking to the others "You're all free to go now. I'd get some rest and try to not flubber up the next challenge"
"Well, I'm sure next time won't go as poorly" Larry smiled "Prison just doesn't include a lot of academic smarts"
"Keep telling yourself that" the host deadpanned, walking in the opposite direction of the losers. Finding the Brawn all waiting to the side of the amiptheater.
"So, today's winners, I'm sure you all wanted to hear what I called you here for yes?"
"I'm ready to hear whenever you are ready to tell us ma'am!" Raphael saluted.
Tamera just smirked a bit "I need one of you to volunteer for something then. And you'll get no hint"
"Me!" Jess and Quinn called at the same time, raising their hands at the same time.
"I only need one person" she frowned "So let's not make this long or annoying please. I already hate spending time around you all"
"How about Quinn getting to go first and Jessica can go next time we win?" Owen suggested "I don't think anyone else is gonna care too much"
"Sounds fine to me!" the amazonian smirked, stepping forward "So what am I doing?"
"Well then, Quinn, as the one stepping forward you will get to sleep the whole night down in our massive dungeon"
This caused her to slowly lose her smile "What's the advantage to this? Is it just another challenge for me? Cause I'll beat it easy"
Tamera just rolled her eyes before stepping near a different colored part of the grass "In this season, we've got two separate idols hidden down in the dungeon. But… it's not unguarded"
"Now I wish I stepped forward" Owen murmured, clearly annoyed.
Quinn just smirked at her team "Better hope I don't find anything down there!"
Before the Amazonian could go down the hole, Bonnie jumped at her and hugged her from behind "Um, what's the other lady doing?"
"That's who's guarding the idol" Tamera smirked "She'll be down there doing everything in her power to distract you in any way she can. And believe me, she has a lot of ways of doing that"
"Muscles…" Bonnie whispered while feeling the woman's six-pack.
The redhead would slowly looked up to see Quinn glaring down with fire in her eyes "Keep touching me and you'll be leaving there will at least one balck eye"
She gulped but didn't actually let go of her. Quinn just grumbled before making her way down the path.
"Make sure to keep the perversion down" Tamera growled before Bonnie followed her down "You were already pushing it when it came to helping Sasha"
"S-sorry ma'am" Bonnie apologized "Can I at least have a kiss before I go down~" she fluttered her eyelashes.
Tamera stared at her "mmmmmmmmm" without giving a verbal answer; she just pushed Bonnie down after Quinn.
Tamera then turned back to the camera as a few interns started shooing the Brawn away "Ah, I truly can't imagine a better ending to my first day of hosting. I wonder if I'll win a fifth golden globe for this show. I'm really starting to run out of them…"
Her smirk was only growing "But I guess we'll have to find out how many awards I win in the next episode of Total. Drama. Re-Action!"
AN: And there goes the first elimination. Took a little while to come back to this but I hope no one minds too much. I'd also like to thank Epi for giving me Noel, I like him being annoyed with everything but with how he is I just don't see him really lasting in an early elimination scenario. Not too much else for me to say, but if anyone wants to suggest movie or tv genres I'll consider working them in.
Bonnie's Brains (6/7): Alexis, Finley, Knick, Larry, May, Phoebi
Tamera's Titans (7/7): Chikao, Esther, Fridge, Jessica, Owen, Quinn, Raphael
Team Harem (7/7): Dior, Eiko, Jynx, Sasha, Tanya, Ursula, Vanessa
21st: Noel