Just so you guys know some Pokémon from the original series are going to be featured in this fanfic. For those of you who don't know this is a remake parody of the original Pokémon anime series. So as you read, some of the Pokémon from the series will be featured in the story. This is just heads up that I forgot to mention before. Anyway please enjoy reading this episode.
The intro shows multiple clips from different Pokémon and Loud House episodes
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Loudémon to understand
The power that's inside
Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(Loudémon) Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me, and I'll teach you
Loudémon Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Lo-udé-mon!
The intro ends with Ash throwing a Poké Ball before a title that says "Loudémon" appears on screen.
It begins with a view of a bridge
Narrator: "As his Loudémon journey continues, Ash is one step closer to achieving his dream of becoming a Loudémon Master. Last time, Ash and his friends encountered a Loudémon gang. After saving the town from a wildfire, Lisa eventually joined Ash on his adventure on becoming the greatest Loudémon trainer of all time."
Ash and his friends are now seen on the bridge and they soon come across a huge cruise ship
Ash: "Hey, check it out"
Lincoln: "It's a cruise ship"
Narrator: "Has Ash's ship finally come in? Or will our heroes cruising for a bruising?"
The scene now shows a large ship at the dock
Lincoln: "Amazing"
Ash: "Wow!"
Misty: "Beautiful!"
Ash: "Oh, man. I'd love to cross the ocean on a ship like this!"
Brock: "Yeah, just think of all the Loudémon we'd be able to see along the way!"
Misty: "Yeah, for sure! Just imagine, sunbathing on deck all day. Just a nice, long relaxing cruise."
Brock: "We could never afford a cruise like that"
Soon they all walked in disappointment
Ash: (disappointed) "Reality can really bum you out"
Soon, two people that had a tan and coloured hairstyles stopped in front of them. Ash and his friends were unaware that it was actually Jessie & James.
Jessie & James: (in unison with accent) "Congratulations! You guys are way lucky! You can go on a super deluxe sea cruise!"
Ash, Misty, Lincoln & Brock: (in unison) "A sea cruise?"
Jessie: "Well, it's like, you know we have these incredible super cool tickets for you"
James: (in girls tone) "Cool."
Jessie: "Cool, huh?"
Misty: "What?"
Jessie: "These are tickets for the biggest party ever onboard the St. Anne cruise liner."
Ash: "The famous St. Anne?"
James: (in girls tone) "Cool!"
Jessie: "The coolest ship on the sea!"
Brock: "Oh, really?"
Jessie: "Everyone's going to be together and like, have the coolest party."
James: (in girls tone) "Cool!"
Jessie: "And the party's for Loudémon trainer only "
James: (in girls tone) "Cool!"
Jessie: "Step this way. It'll be a radical party! All the most radical Loudémon trainers will be there!"
Ash: (to Misty) "Do you know anybody who says "radical" anymore?"
Misty: "Unfortunately, I do not"
Jessie: "Ok, dudes. Here are your tickets!"
Brock: "We'd love to go on the Loudémon trainer cruise but we really don't have the money to pay for it."
Jessie: "Oh, whoa, like you don't understand"
James: (in girls tone)"Cool!"
Jessie: "They're totally free!"
Ash: "Huh?"
Jessie: "Totally free. To-ta-lly free!"
Ash: "For free?"
Lincoln: "Why are you giving them away?"
Jessie: "Like, we have to go out with our boyfriends but we wanted to give our tickets to cool Loudémon fans"
James: (in girls tone) "Cool!"
Jessie: "We just saw you and thought you looked really cool. Just take these and have a really cool time"
Ash: "Thanks a lot"
Jessie: "No sweat."
James: (in girls tone) "Cool!"
Jessie: "Have a nice day, for sure!"
The disguised duo crooks ran off skipping along the dock.
Ash: "Alright! This really is cool, isn't it?"
Lincoln: "It sure is, I can't wait to get on that boat!"
It cuts to a shot of the boats on different sides of the dock.
Brock: (offscreen) "The St. Anne, wow!"
Ash: (offscreen) "Yeah, and that Loudémon party"
They are now seen searching for the St. Anne
Ash: (onscreen) "I wonder which one of these boats is the St. Anne?"
Misty: "I think that's it!"
They turn to face the huge ship sitting right in front of them.
Brock: "Wow, that's incredible!"
Misty: "It's huge!"
The scene zooms out and shows Jessie & James watching from some bushes still in their disguises.
Jessie: "We did it. We got them!"
James: (in girls tone) "Like, wow, don't I make, like, the coolest girl?"
Jessie whacks James using a hammer
James: (in girls tone) "Ow!"
Jessie: "Stop acting like an ignoramus"
She drags James with her past a lighthouse
James: (in normal voice) "Ow!"
The screen fades to black and starts to pan up which shows Team Rocket inside a dark room with a screen.
Ronnie Anne: "We got a call from the Boss. (She turns on the screen by pressing a red button.) Greetings, sir!"
A man named Giovanni seen on a screen with a white background.
Giovanni: "So the team is all there."
Jessie, James & Ronnie Anne: "Sir!"
A plus-sized Latin American teenage girl with two pairs of eyelashes, and long black hair, with some strands styled into a ponytail was seen serving the boss some food.
Ronnie Anne: "WHAT THE HECK?! WHAT'S WITH CARLOTA?!"
The boss takes the stuff off the tray and rubs her forehead.
Ronnie Anne: "Hey, Boss, what about me? Am I not your favourite anymore?"
Giovanni: "I'm totally disgusted watching you fail me when I expect total perfection, like this beautiful Loudémon, Carlota"
Ronnie Anne: (on the verge of tears) "But, I was your favourite."
Giovanni: "If you want to make me happy, you can make sure our latest plan succeeds."
Ronnie Anne: "Alright then!"
Giovanni: "Have you handed out all of the tickets to the St. Anne cruise?"
Jessie: "Yes we did. All of the Loudémon trainers were delighted to take them."
James: "Was it alright for us to give out all those tickets for free?"
Giovanni: "A small price to pay for what I'll get in return."
Jessie & James were shocked.
Giovanni: "My men have already secretly boarded the St. Anne. When I give them the signal, they will take the Loudémon from all of the trainers we tricked into boarding the ship."
Ronnie Anne: "That's the Boss for you. A real genius."
Giovanni: "This time, failure is out of the question!"
Jessie & James: (in unison) "Aye, aye, sir."
Ronnie Anne: "We can do it"
Giovanni chuckles evilly. On the dock, Ash and his friends were boarding the ship
Ash: "What an awesome ship!"
Misty: "I'd like to travel around the whole world in this!"
When they got to the top, Ash showed the ticket to a crew member.
Crew member: "Welcome aboard the St. Anne. This way"
Ash and his friends proceeded into the ship and were amazed on the inside of it.
Ash: "Wow! Look at this!"
The scene cuts to a full view of the inside of the ship and shows a lot of Loudémon trainers inside it.
Ash: "It's like a giant Loudémon convention!"
Misty: "Everyone's a Loudémon trainer!"
It then shows 2 trainers holding 2 Lanas.
Trainer #1: "Take a look at the bright colour on my Lana. That shows how healthy she is."
Trainer #2: "Look at the cap on my Lana. Her hat is mixed with a bit of orange. Cool huh? Check it out"
Trainer #3: "Wait, look at how my Lisa knows everything. Smart, huh?"
Ash: "My Lisa and my Lana are much better than theirs are!"
Announcer: "Alright, bring them on."
It then reveals that a battle was about to take place inside the ship. It also showed Sam with a girl that had brown hair with one of her sideburns partially covering up one of her eyes, thin eyebrows, 3 pairs of eyelashes, and buckteeth facing each other.
Unnamed Man: "Mollie, Jump Kick"
She jumps into the air
Unnamed Trainer: "Alright, Sam! Tackle attack"
She jumps into the air and poses as if she was kicking something, then she spun into the air before Mollie landed her foot on Sam's chest. Ash and Lincoln manage to get through the crowd to witness the battle.
Ash: "Alright! They're having a battle!"
Lincoln: "This should be good"
Unnamed Man: "Mollie, Super Bite attack, now."
Mollie began open and close her mouth and chewed right into Sam's arms. After that, the now injured Sam collapses to the ground in defeat. A win sign is seen flashing above the winner.
Unnamed Trainer: "Are you okay, Sam?"
Unnamed Man: "Oh, don't feel too badly, young man. It was only a practice match anyhow and I just happened to be lucky."
A women walks down and stands beside the man.
Unnamed Man's Wife: "My, how gracious!"
Unnamed Man: "Not at all, Miss. Keep working on building Sam's strength there. Well is anybody else brave enough to challenge my Mollie?"
Ash was eager to battle so he ended up going into the match.
Ash: "How about battling my Lily?"
Unnamed Man: "As you wish"
Misty: "Well, I hope he knows what he's doing"
Jessie and James are seen wearing a red and blue uniform.
James: "Say Jessie, this place is packed!"
Jessie: "Yes, and packed with Loudémon!"
James: "And soon all these Loudémon will be ours. All for us!"
Jessie: "Shut up. They're not for us. They're for the boss!"
James: "Oh right, I forgot."
At the battle match.
Unnamed Man: "Mollie, Jump Kick"
Mollie jumps into the air and positions herself as if she was kicking something
Ash: "Lily! Tackle"
Lily dives down towards Mollie and passes her and tackling her at the same time.
Mollie: "I'm gonna get you"
Lily: "Oh, we'll see about that"
They continue to tackle each other a few times in the air.
Misty: "Does Lily even stand a chance against Mollie?"
Brock: "Sure, it's a good match, really"
Unnamed Man: "Finish it, Mollie! Hyper Fang attack"
Mollie's front teeth began to transform into fangs and jumps towards the flying Lily.
Lily: "Missed me"
Ash: "Lily, Stun Spore!"
She aims her hands at Mollie and shoots the spore out of her hands which paralyzed her in her spot.
Mollie: "Dang it, I can't even move!"
Ash: "Alright! Now a Whirlwind!"
But before she could send it out, the man picked up the paralyzed Mollie.
Unnamed Man: "Well that's enough!"
Ash: "Wait, what?"
Man: "Why don't we just call it a draw?"
He walks away from the scene.
Ash: "But I was winning."
Meanwhile, James was roaming around the stands and he was stopped by another man at a fish stand.
Unnamed Fish Man: "Boy, boy. Hey, you boy! Come here."
James: "Are you addressing me?"
Unnamed Fish Man: "I want you to have a look at this fish"
He kneels down and sees a fish.
James: "Huh? What is this thing?"
Unnamed Fish Man: "The king of all carp. A Magikarp!"
James: "What do I do, eat it?"
Unnamed Fish Man: "See how healthy it is?"
The man hands him the Magikarp and it moves side to side.
James: "Oh! It certainly is lively"
Unnamed Fish Man: "Just between you and me, this Magikarp is like a gold mine."
James: "Gold mine?"
Unnamed Fish Man: "Right. A Magikarp lays 1000 eggs at a time. Each of those baby Magikarp lay 1000 more. One thousand times one thousand makes one million. Every one of those 1,000,000 lays another 1000. That's a billion fish"
James: "A billion?!"
Unnamed Fish Man: "You can sell one Magikarp for $100. In 3 generations, you'll have tons of money. Billions and billions!"
James: "Billions?!"
He then imagines himself sitting on a chair in a room full of gold.
Unnamed Fish Man: "You'll be so rich, you can go on a Loudémon shopping spree!"
James: "Rich! Rich!"
Unnamed Fish Man: "I normally charge $100 but for you, I'll throw in an egg laying set, childcare set, and education set for only $300. How about it?"
James: "I'll take it!"
Unnamed Fish Man: "I can tell, you're going to be a very rich man. A very rich man."
James cackles while holding the Magikarp. It then shows the outside of the ship from high angle before showing it sailing threw a town. Inside the ship, Ash and his friends were eating everything that was on the table. The man from earlier that Ash challenged showed up.
Unnamed Man: "So, are you having yourself a good time?"
Ash: "Yes, Sir, we're having a great time!"
Unnamed Man: "You know, that Lily of yours is quite extraordinary."
Unnamed Man's Wife: "She's incredible"
Brock saw the women and he began to blush.
Brock: "She's beautiful"
Misty: "Are you falling in love again?"
Brock: "Beautiful"
Misty: (shrugs) "Oh boy, here we go again"
It cuts back to Ash talking with the man.
Ash: "Well, I've put a lot of work into raising her."
Unnamed Man: "What did you think about my Mollie?"
Ash: "She looked great and she really put up a tough fight"
Unnamed Man: "In that case I'll be direct, why don't we trade"
Ash: "Trade Loudémon?"
Unnamed Man: "When two people find that they each like the other's Loudémon, they trade. It's quite a common practice everywhere."
Ash: "Everywhere?"
Unnamed Man: "You see, friends who trade, then trade with their other friends and so friendships grow deeper and continue to spread wider and wider. Trading and making new friends is one of the best things about having Loudémon. That's how Loudémon friendships get to spread around the world."
Ash: "Wow."
Unnamed Man's Wife: "Friendship is wonderful, isn't it?"
Brock: (blushing) "Yeah, yeah. Why don't you and I start a trade right now?"
Ash: "Should I trade, Brock?"
Brock: (blushing) "Oh yeah. You gotta trade. Everybody should trade. Let's start trading."
Ash: (convinced) "Well, okay."
Lincoln: "Ash, I don't know about this. I really enjoy having Lily on her side. I don't want her to go to someone else."
Ash: "I know Lincoln but who knows, maybe you might like Mollie too"
Lincoln: "Well, I guess your right."
They are now at a machine and soon they place their Poké Balls on the machine.
Unnamed Rich Man: "Here we go."
Ash nods in agreement and the man presses the button with a circle. The Poké Balls are then sent into the machine and Lily's and Mollie's shadows were seen inside the machine as Lily went left and Mollie went right. It then shows a split screen of the Poké Balls coming out of the machine.
Unnamed Rich Man: "Well, that's all there is to it. Mollie is your new Loudémon."
Ash looks at the Poké Ball with his new Loudémon inside it. It then cuts to a close up of Jessie who was enraged.
Jessie: "You idiot! Can't you see you were tricked?!"
Ronnie Anne: "What a dope!"
James: "But you don't understand. Magikarp is a goldmine. Even it's Poké Ball is gold"
Ronnie Anne: "It's just gold plated!"
She scratches the ball with her own hands and scratch marks were seen on it.
Jessie: "Magikarp is a no-talent fish that can't do anything but flop around. How could you possibly expect to sell it?"
James: "I was tricked."
Jessie: "How did you get the money for it?"
James: "Well the advance on my salary didn't quite cover it, so I…"
Jessie: "So you did what?"
James: "I used the advance on your Salary"
Jessie was enraged that she ended up beating up James.
Jessie: "YOU GO TAKE THAT FISH BACK AND GET MY MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW!"
Meanwhile Ash was standing at a window with the Poké Ball still in his hands.
Misty: "What's the matter, Ash? You look so serious."
Ash: "I was just thinking, I wonder if that guy is going to take good care of Lily."
Misty: (nods) "Oh."
Ash: "I traded Lily to some guy I don't even know just because he seemed to like trading so much. I really don't even know if he'll take care of her the way I did."
Misty: "Well look on the bright side, you got Mollie."
Ash: "Hmm, it's just, when I was trading her away I remembered the time where she evolved into her adult form."
Lincoln: "It's okay Ash, at least you still have me, Luan, Lola, Lana and Lisa by your side."
Ash: "That's true, but I'm not even sure if it was a good idea for me to trade her."
It then cuts to a 4 square shot of the people at different locations on the ship which was revealed to be from a dark room. The Boss was sitting in his chair and Carlota was sitting next to the Boss.
Carlota: "When do we begin the attack sir?"
Boss: "It won't be long now till we make our move."
On the ship, the doors begin to close themselves.
Ash: "Hey!"
Lincoln: "Oh, this can't be good"
It was then revealed that there were Team Rocket members wearing a black uniform with an "R" in the middle holding some weapons surrounding the crowd. James was trying to walk to find the man that gave him the Magikarp and get the money back.
James: "Hey, hombre. I want my-my money back."
He was then pulled back by Jessie.
Jessie: "Are you crazy?!"
James: "But I—"
Jessie: "WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!"
The lights then turn off and a spotlight is shined on Jessie and James.
Jessie: "To protect the world from devastation"
James: (in depression) "To unite all people within our nation"
Jessie: "To denounce the evils of truth and love"
James: (in depression) "To extend our reach to the stars above"
Jessie: "Jessie"
James: (in depression) "James"
An "R" appears in the background
Jessie: "Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light."
James: (sighs with depression) "Surrender now or prepare to fight"
Ronnie Anne: "Ronnie Anne! That's right!"
Jessie: "Team Rocket will now take possession of your Loudémon."
The trainers became very curious at what they were saying. Soon, the other members from Team Rocket turned on their vacuum machine and the Poké Balls were pulled away.
Team Rocket Grunt #1: "Give me your Loudémon."
Misty: "No way!"
Team Rocket Grunt #2: "Don't make me take 'em!"
Ash: "Get him Lincoln!"
Lincoln eyes were yellow as he electrocuted the grunt.
Lincoln: "TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
The grunt was now laying on the ground knocked out from the shock.
Ash: "if they're gonna try and rob our Loudémon we might as make it a battle!"
Unnamed Trainer #1: "Yeah we can't just surrender!"
Unnamed Trainer #2: "Let's fight back"
Everyone else agreed to Ash's suggestion and threw their Poké Balls. Jessie was seen sucking up the Poké Balls in the sucking machine.
Jessie: "Suck them up! Suck them up. Suck them all up!"
Some of the Loudémon came out ready to fight.
Ronnie Anne: "That a way to go guys, keep sucking' em up. Make sure you get every last one"
The man sends out a Poké Ball.
Unnamed Man: "Lisa, go!"
Lisa: "Time to stop these crooks."
Brock: "We gotta fight them together!"
Ash: "Lincoln, go!"
Lincoln: "I'm on it"
Soon other Lincolns wearing the same orange shirt came sprang into action, their eyes were yellow at the same time as they formed a pyramid and electrocuted all of the Team Rocket Grunts inside the ship. Ash then throws a Poké Ball.
Ash: "Lana, I choose you"
Lana: "Alright, let's do this"
The other Lanas armed themselves and they all breathed fire and threw some mud at the grunts.
Brock: "Zach, go!"
Brock now took out his Poké Ball and threw it into the air. Zach pops out of the ball and he gathers up with the other Zachs.
Zach: "Alright gang, time to form a tornado"
They turned themselves into a tornado and went directly for the Grunts. A few Lolas were seen scattering glitter clouds and some of them were using their hands to tackle the Grunts. They slapped them by extending their own arms. Then a few Lily's were sending a spore to paralyze them.
Ash: "Now it's my turn! Go, Lily"
Unaware that he forgot that he traded Lily, he throws a Poké Ball and Mollie pops out
Mollie: "I'm ready"
Ash: "What happened?"
Misty: "Ash, you traded her, remember?"
Ash: (realizes) "Oh, yeah. I forgot that I traded her."
He then looks down ashamed and upset that he doesn't have Lily anymore. It then cuts to a flashback to when Lily evolved to her adult form after getting angry from being insulted by Whitney. Lily eyes began to glow entirely white followed by her entire body as she let out a scream in anger, her body began to change shape. The white light disappeared and Lily was now a tall adult.
Flashback Ash: "Lily just evolved into her Adult form"
Flashback Lincoln: "Way to go Lily"
Lily gave a thumbs up to Lincoln and Ash. It then switches to another scene where Lily is battling with Sid. The scene cuts back to the present which shows Ash in depression about Lily.
Ash: "I raised Lily all by myself. I have to get her back!"
Team Rocket Grunt #3: "Hand over the Poké Balls!"
Ash throws a Poké Ball
Ash: "Luan, I choose you"
She and a few others came out.
Luan: "Alright, let's do this"
Ash: "Luan, group prank!"
The group of Luans takes out some huge pies and charged towards the grunts. They hit them with the pie and what followed was a squirt of water which sent them flying across the deck and outside of the boat.
Luan: "Well, I guess that's a rap (laughs) get it?"
Ash: "Lincoln! Altogether! Thunderbolt"
Lincoln's eyes began to turn yellow
Lincolns: "THUNDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT!"
Lightning flash everywhere on the boat and the remaining grunts are seen flying out of the boat.
Ash: "We did it! Great Job! I think we should be proud of our Loudémon! And we taught Team Rocket a lesson they'll never forget!"
As for Jessie, James & Ronnie Anne, they were leaving the deck to catch their breath after the battle they had.
Jessie: "I can't wait to get off this lousy bucket."
Soon, the waves started to move the boat from side to side which made the golden Poké Ball fall out of James' hands and roll down the hallway. They chase after it
James: "Wait! there goes my salary advance!"
Jessie: "There goes my money too"
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, brother"
The boat eventually shakes from side to side which starts to make the trainers panic.
Misty: "Oh, no! It's a big storm"
Brock: "It'll be tough to get back with waves like this."
Misty: "What? (Realizes Ash is gone) hey, where's Ash?"
It turns out he went back to find the man from earlier
Unnamed Rich Man: "So you wanna go back on our trade?"
Ash: "Lily was the first Loudémon I ever captured. I worked very hard training and raising her. Please, can I have her back?"
Unnamed Rich Man: "You leave me no choice."
Ash: "I'm sorry"
The man pushes the button with the red circle. Meanwhile everyone was surrounding the captain.
Captain: "Now, calm down. These high seas have just pushed us a little off-course. There's nothing to worry about. We're heading for port now, and besides this ship is unsinkable. There's absolutely no need for alarm!"
And he was proven wrong as the ship started to moved from side to side again. He was then seen going down on a life boat into the water.
Captain: "Now there's no reason to panic. I just thought I'd test out one of the life boats"
This made the crowd panic and ran for the life boat. Misty and Brock find Ash with the man at the trading machine.
Misty: "C'mon, Ash, we gotta go. The ship is sinking!"
Ash: "Hold on."
The shadows of Lily and Mollie are seen as go through the machine. The scene goes into a split screen showing the two Poké Balls coming down on different ends. Ash then picks up the Poké Ball from the machine.
Ash: "Lily, please forgive me!"
The powerful waves caused the ball to slip out of Ash's hands as it rolled away
Ash: "Lily!"
Misty: "Ash!"
Meanwhile, James, Jessie & Ronnie Anne were chasing the golden Poké Ball into the kitchen.
James: "Wait! There goes my next pay check!"
Jessie: "Who cares about your pay check? What about mine!"
Ronnie Anne: "We gotta get out of here"
Outside of the boat, people watched as the boat moved from side to side. Inside the ship Ash finally caught up to Lily only for him and his friends to be flown to a room. In the kitchen, the same thing happens to Jessie, James & Ronnie Anne but they hit a cabinet. People watched from outside as the ship flipped over and began to sink below the water.
Captain: "May I have your attention. Anyone who didn't leave the ship safely, please say aye! Good. Well done. Everyone's safe then."
Narrator: "Not everyone, Captain! And as the St. Anne heads to the bottom of the sea our heroes are trapped and unconscious inside and so is Team Rocket! Could this be the end? How will they escape their watery fate? I don't know, but I have a terrible sinking feeling."
The ship is then seen below the surface heading straight for the bottom of the ocean.
