AN: ...Long time no see on this story huh? Yeah like 6 years… sorry about that got hit with an absolutely massive case of writer's block for this story more specifically this chapter in particular.
However recently I had a bit of inspiration to continue working on this and with the help of Pyrohelixdrago we pumped out this chapter for all of you so hope you enjoy.
Campers:
Gophers: Naruto, Gwen, Heather, Trent, Cody, Lindsay, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, Izzy
Bass: Courtney, Duncan, Harold, Beth, DJ, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette
Eliminated: Ezekiel, Eva, Tyler, Noah
"Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers were forced to play a brutal game of Dodgeball. There were savage hits, bone crushing falls, and severe damage to my brand new dodgeball court!" Chris says looking at the camera before several clips of the last episode play ending with Naruto's damaging of the court. "After everyone's favorite whiskered blonde was disqualified the Killer Bass were on the verge of yet another defeat when some clever prison strategy snatched their first win from the jaws of defeat. As a result the Screaming Gophers were the unlucky participants of the marshmallow ceremony where they voted off Noah…Yeah real big shocker that the know-it-all bookworm with an attitude got the ax. Now with 19 Campers still in the running for the $100,000 who will be the next to be voted off?...Who will be the next to be injured…What brutal challenge will I force the campers face this week? Find out the answer to all these questions and more now on Total…Drama…Island!" Chris says finishing his intro as the camera plays the show's intro and he walks off.
(Girl's Cabin)
The girls of the Screaming Gophers were still asleep in their bunks, Gwen in particular trying to squeeze a few more minutes of sleep in so she could finish a rather steamy dream she was having involving a certain spiky blonde when they were all unfortunately awoken by a rather loud voice "Okay who's the wise girl that thought it cool to swipe my sun lotion?" Leshawana loudly asked standing next to her bunk wearing her nearly see-through negligee and holding her bag of lotions in her hand.
"It wasn't me but you can borrow some of my tanning lotion if you want?" Lindsay says holding up a bottle of said lotion before her eyes widen "Oh no I am almost out! That means I will need to tan like in the sun!" she says in realization.
The blonde bombshell's outburst woke up an unhappy Gwen who had almost reached the peak of her dream "...Tragic" the goth muttered sleepily with a frown and sigh as she grabbed her journal and started writing in it.
"Wakey wakey Campers! Get your butts over to the Amphitheater for today's challenge!'' The camp speakers suddenly crackled to life with Chris's voice causing everyone to sigh as they went about getting ready.
(15 Minutes Later)
The campers had all made their way over to the building and were in the process of taking their seats on some wooden bleachers waiting for Chris to arrive. Lindsay had taken to sitting with Beth and Heather to keep up her whole appearance of being in an alliance with them while Naruto was sitting next to Gwen, and everyone else was scattered about on their respective team sides.
A few moments later Chris walked up onto the Amphitheaters stage "Welcome to oy brand new, deluxe, state of the art amphitheater!" he says generously gesturing to what was literally a rinky dink stage with a curtain and some stand lights. "Okay, this week's challenge is an old summer camp classic, the Talent Show!" he continues on.
"Yes! Awesome!" Owen yells with a cheer getting a chuckle from several campers at his enthusiasm.
"Each team has 8 Hours to pick their three most talented campers who will then go on to represent their teams in the show tonight,sing, dance, juggle, anything goes so long as it's legal…looking at you Duncan." Chris says explaining the challenge before giving Duncan a pointed stare causing the punk to flip him off. "You will be judged by our resident talent scout, former D.J.,V.J., and rap legend Grand….Master Chef! Who will show his approval or disapproval via the Chef o Meter." the host resumes, pointing over to Chef who was sitting at a table with a series of large numbered cards next to him. "The team that loses will send one camper home tonight so good luck." Chris finishes before walking off leaving the campers to begin figuring out their plans for the challenge.
(Screaming Gophers)
A loud whistle filled the air as Heather blew into a whistle "Okay I am the Team Captain, so here is how it's going to work" she says walking back and forth in front of the rest of the team as they sat on the steps of their cabin.
"Wait who said you were team captain?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow not a fan of Heather being in charge.
"Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote and I won therefore I am Team Captain" Heather says sticking her nose up with a smug smirk.
"I don't remember us voting?" Lindsay says before Beth nudges her in the side with her elbow "Oh do you mean when you told us to say you were the leader?" Lindsay asks with wide eyes and a giggle.
"Wow you told them to vote for you that's super democratic" Gwen remarks with a roll of her eyes and a scoff.
"I don't know seems more democratic than your average session of American Politics" Trent says with a shrug uncaringly as he didn't care who the leader was.
"Um Trent I don't think we should mention politics" Owen says poking his fingers together nervously.
"Why not?" Trent asks with a roll of his eyes.
"Because I imagine the show also airs in America and if we trash their politics for how ineffective or hypocritical they are at times someone could get pissed, and it could lead to a series of events resulting in the producers getting mad and thus Chris coming up with challenges that are insanely gross or challenging for us. I mean hell he could make us do some super nasty eating challenge or super hardcore physical challenge as a result of being pissed that the producers are pissed or something" Naruto says before shivering feeling like he just jinxed them all.
"Huh…You might be onto something there…anyway proceed with your power trip Heather" Trent says with a wave of his hand gesturing for her to continue.
"Right so Beth, Lindsay and I will be the judges now lets move it people show us some talent" Heather snaps causing the rest of the team to roll their eyes.
(Killer Bass)
The campers were watching Katie, and Sadie show off their combined talent of dancing…if it could be called that "It's like a train wreck you just can turn away" Courtney whispers in horror at what she was witnessing before thankfully the two finished their dance.
"So how'd we do?" the two BFF's asked together causing the rest of their team to cringe thus confusing the two girls.
(Screaming Gophers)
The team were still sitting on the steps of their cabin minus Owen who was now standing in front of them with a huge bottle of soda in his hand "Alright big guy show us what you got" Naruto says excitedly curious to see what Owen's talent was.
Owens' response to this was to start chugging the entire bottle of soda "So Naruto are you going to audition?" Gwen asks her boyfriend as she turns away from watching Owen chugging the soda.
"Not sure yet, I will have to see what everyone else's talents are before I make up my mind. However if I audition I will likely end up singing or something" Naruto replies with a shrug before gaining a look in his eyes "What about you are you going to audition? What secret talent does my gothic goddess of a girlfriend have hidden away…I bet it's sexy" he says teasingly whispering the last part so that only she would hear.
Gwen gains a slight blush on her cheeks before she elbows him harshly in the side "First of all it's doubtful I will audition. Second of all maybe I do and maybe I don't I guess you will just have to wait and see" she says with a teasing smile back at him as they both turn their attention back to Owen just in time to see him finish chugging the bottle of soda.
The large teen just stood there motionless for a minute causing Heather to scoff "So what your talent is to be disgusting?" she says and is about to continue only to be cut off by Owen holding his finger up to make her pause.
Owen hopped back and forth in place real quick before suddenly opening his mouth "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" and belched out the entire alphabet in a single continuous burp.
The gophers just sat there in disbelief at what they saw before the guys started cheering "Dude that was insane!" Naruto cheered and laughed at the large teens feat.
"Naruto's right that was excellent man!" Trent says complimenting Owen who just rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.
"Yeah well you're not going to do that in the contest, it's disgusting" Heather states in disgust at Owen's performance.
"Hey do you know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet let alone to do it in a single continuous burp?" Trent asks with slightly narrowed eyes towards Heather.
"I can also fart Beethoven's Fifth" Owen says bending over and pointing his butt towards the others.
"NO!" the others yell at the same time not wanting to be anywhere near Owen if he were to do that.
Having had enough of the whole thing and wanting to get away from Heather and her powertrip Gwen decided to get up and start walking away with her journal in hand.
"Um where do you think you're going?" Heather asks snarkily as she puts her hands on her hips.
"Anywhere that's not here" the goth girl snarks back with a roll of her eyes causing the queen bee to just narrow her eyes as she watches Gwen walk away.
(Killer Bass)
The campers watched as DJ who was wearing a pink unitard danced around a baton with a long ribbon attached to it twirling around him in a graceful display before he ended his routine "So what you guys think?" DJ asked looking at his teammates.
"...I have no words" Duncan said with a horror stricken look on his face at what he just witnessed as it just seemed so wrong.
"Well I thought it was very graceful and you're one of our picks to represent us DJ" Courtney says with a slight glare towards Duncan while the other Killer Bass members begin congratulating DJ who blushes slightly at the praise.
"That was sort of disturbing…which means it's great for ratings!" Chris suddenly exclaimed walking onto the scene causing the Killer Bass to stare at him with deadpan looks.
(Screaming Gophers)
Heather was wearing a pink ballerina outfit and doing a rather impressive ballet display as soft classical music played before leaping into the air and landing gracefully on her toes before striking a final pose resulting in the other Gophers clapping politely.
"Thank you" the girl says with a graceful bow as she basks in the applause of her teammates.
"Oh I vote for Heather to be one of our representatives!" Beth says excitedly with a wide toothy smile.
"Yeah totally" Lindsay adds, playing her role with her usual airheaded antics.
"Ah guys that's so sweet. Okay so I guess, I'm in now why doesn't everyone take a 10 minute break or something before we continue figuring out who else will compete" Heather says getting shrugs from the others before they start walking off. However just as Lindsay starts to walk off Heather grabs her arm "I need you to do something can you keep a secret?"the teen asks with a stern look.
"Oh totally like I never told anyone that my sister pooped her pants once while on a date and I had to bring her a new set of clothes"Lindsay says in response before her eyes widen "...Oops sorry Paula" she says sheepishly looking at the camera recording her and Heather's interaction.
"Whatever, Gwen's up to something sketchy. I want you to follow her and report back to me" Heather says shoving a walkie-talkie into the blonde bombshell's hands before shoving her off with a cocky grin on her face.
(Confessional)
"Heather may think she is in control but she is so clueless. I mean as if I would betray Gwen and give Heather dirt on her. Honestly Heather actually makes keeping up this whole 'Airhead' persona of mine actually fun as the more and more I do it the more hilarious her reaction is going to be when I drop it and all of her plans and schemes come crashing down around her revealing that Gwen, Naruto, and I played her for a fool the entire time" Lindsay says looking at the camera with a smirk as she files her nails "I mean don't get me wrong I hate being all sneaky and manipulative but when its to take down a bitch like Heather who has been nothing but mean to everyone ever since we first got on the island I make and exception" she added before the camera was filled with static as her confessional ended.
(With Lindsay)
The busty blonde let out a sigh of boredom as she used a pair of binoculars to watch Gwen write in the book she had been carrying while sitting on a stump "God this is so boring. I mean it's not like I am going to spill anything to Heather so why even bother" she said before letting out another sigh.
"So Heather has you spying on Gwen thinking she is up to something?" a voice suddenly asked from behind her.
"Yeah but like it's so pointless…EEP!" Lindsay started to say before yelping as she realized she wasn't alone and turned to see Naruto standing behind her with a grin on his face "Naruto! Don't do that, you nearly gave me a heart attack!" the blonde says playfully, hitting his muscular chest.
"Sorry babe couldn't resist so what's the deal with Heather?" he says asking for more clarification .
"Ugh it's so stupid, Heahter thinks that Gwen is plotting something or at the very least up to something given how she has been writing in that book all day and has me spying on her to find out what" Lindsay says with a huff.
"Wow, paranoid much? I mean that's just Gwen's journal that she has been writing in" Naruto says with a raised eyebrow and chuckle.
"Wait THATS what Gwen has been writing in? Ugh this is so stupid" Lindsay snaps in frustration seriously annoyed by Heather's paranoia.
"Hey it's alright babe no need to get stressed" Naruto says as he brings his hands up to Lindsay's shoulders and starts rubbing them causing the girl to moan quietly in delight "Say I got an idea if you're up for it?" he adds continuing the rubbing.
"Mmm yeah?" Lindsay replies with a slight dazed tone due to the pleasure of the shoulder massage.
"Yeah so here's what I am thinking" Naruto says before he spins Lindsay around and pulls her back to his chest as he wraps his arms around her waist. The spiky haired blonde then leans in so that his head is right next to hers "You ditch this bs task Heather gave you, and we go find some place secluded and have a little fun. Maybe a quick massage, maybe a makeout session who knows either way I guarantee you will be relaxed by the time we have to rejoin the rest of the group." he whispers into Lindsay's ear before nibbling on her earlobe causing the busty blonde to shudder in delight.
"Oh definitely" Lindsay says in a breathy tone before she and Naruto slip away to find a secluded spot for some fun.
(Killer Bass)
"Okay so far we have DJ and his ribbon dance. Does anyone else have a talent?" Courtney asks her teammates
"Oh me! I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes straight, watch!" Bridgette says excitedly before doing a handstand and walking on her hands.
"That would be cute if you were a monkey but I don't think it's quite what we're looking for. However we can keep it in reserve should we not find anything more impressive or something happens…Next" Courtney says with a sigh not liking her team's chances at winning the challenge based on the current showing of talents. Harold walks forward and begins taking a deep breath only to be cut off as Courntey says "Next!" causing him to sigh.
(Lindsay and Naruto)
The two were currently in one of the camp's restrooms sitting on the sinks as they made out and groped each other. The blonde bombshell let out a gasp as Naruto moved his head down to nibble on her collarbone area as his hands gripped her as over her clothes grinding her clothed mound against his own arousal. "Ah! Naruto right there" she yelled out in a breathy moan as she grabbed the back of his head and pulled him tighter to her chest, her breasts squishing against his toned muscles and burying his face deeper in her neck as he hit a sensitive spot. The blonde girl subconsciously ground her crotch harder against his feeling the outline of his large member straining against his pants as it grinded against her own clothed crotch that she could feel was getting wetter and wetter as they continued.
However the two were interrupted so to speak when the walkie-talkie Heather gave the busty blonde crackled to life "Lindsay come in, where are you? What did you find out?...Lindsay where are you!" the queen bee's voice screeched out from the device.
"Ugh I am going to choke that bitch with her own hair!" Lindsay snapped, not happy at having her mind blowing makeout session with her boyfriend interrupted.
"Let's hold off on physically assaulting her for the time being babe though will admit if her interrupting us becomes a habit some payback is definitely going to be dished out" Naruto says with a chuckle before gaining a predatory grin.
"Mmm your so sexy right now talking about putting that bitch in her place" Lindsay says with a purr before grabbing the walkie-talkie with a sigh "Yeah I'm on my way" she says into the device before sighing "Well looks like our fun is on hold" she adds with a groan.
"Don't worry about it babe we can pick it up later tonight provided neither of us get voted off. For now though you best go tend to the queen bitch" Naruto says giving his blonde girlfriend a quick peck on the lips causing her to moan before she slides off his lap and stands on the floor.
"Yeah I guess you're right, have fun taking care of that then babe" Lindsay says with a coy smile before turning and walking out of the restroom with an extra sway to her hips knowing her boyfriends eyes will be glued to her ass as she exits the room.
Sure enough Naruto's eyes were glued to his girlfriends tight ass as she left before he looked down at his crotch and saw his pants heavily straining against his hardened member "Great now I have to wait around for you to calm down…fucking Heahter cock blocking me bitch is so getting pranked later" he says with a sigh and groan while unknown to him Lindsay heard this from outside the restrooms and had to stifle a giggle at her boyfriends predicament
(Killer Bass)
Jeff was zipping around the area in front of the cabins on his skateboard as his teammates watched. The party dude rode off a boulder doing a 360 in the air before landing and heading towards a fallen tree branch and grinded along it before ollieing off and doing a kickflip before landing on a stump.
His teammates erupted into cheers seeing this "Well looks like it's Geoff, and DJ's ribbon thing for the talent show so far but we still need a third act" Bridgette says in observation assuming that after the party dudes display he was guaranteed to be in the talent show.
"Well I can play Violin so I could do a Violin solo unless Duncan has a talent…that's legal" Courtney says looking over to the punk teen.
"Nah nothing I can do would fly so looks like it's up to you Princess" Duncan says with a cocky smirk at the uptight girl causing her to roll her eyes and go grab her violin to get ready.
"Dudes I'm gonna be on TV!"Geoff yells in excitement at having been picked to be in the talent show challenge.
"Um you're already on TV, Geoff…we all are" Bridgette responds with a deadpan face.
"Oh yeah" Geoff says in realization before running towards the camera operator that is recording them "What's up my dudes!" he yells loudly right in front of the camera.
"5 Feet minimum from the camera please or you pay for any cleaning/possible damages" the camera operator said in a dull tone causing Geoff to deflate and the rest of the Killer Bass to sweatdrop.
(Screaming Gophers)
The Gophers had returned to their gathering spot after the short break and resumed looking for talents. They were currently getting ready to watch Izzy demonstrate her talent given how Cody had said that he had no talent.
"Okay I call this the dance of the rattlesnake!" Izzy says excitedly as she presses a button on the nearby boombox which starts playing some Indian instrumental music. The orangette then begins to shake her hips back and forth seductively and bellydance getting closer and closer to Naruto as she does so. "Look into my eyes what do you see" the girl says sultrily as she belly dances right in front of Naruto before turning around and shaking her ass right in his face and sliding down his body as she does so, making sure to take an extra second or to shake her ass on his crotch. Sliding back up his body she undulates her hips and belly right in his face and is about to lift her leg up over his shoulder and wrap it around the back of his neck when the music suddenly stops.
"That's enough of that as I doubt Chef wants to see you give Naruto or whoever else what is basically a lap dance" Heather says with a scoff while the other boys minus Naruto cough into their fists to try and hide their blushes at the erotic display.
"Ah you no fun! Feel free to ask me to give you a dance whenever you want whiskers! Oh I can also eat a cucumber or zucchini whole" Izzy said with a wide grin before going to sit down next to Lindsay and Beth.
"...Right…Anyway Beth, do you have a talent you want to show us?" Naruto asks, trying to change the subject while also shifting his legs to hide his arousal which had returned during Izzy's dance and only got worse after she mentioned being able to swallow an entire cucumber or zucchini..
"Oh yeah I can twirl flaming batons!" Beth says excitedly as she grabs her batons and proceeds to light them on fire using a lighter she pulled out from her pocket.
"Um Beth where did you get the lighter?" Trent asks finding it odd that the girl just happened to have it in her pocket.
"Oh I asked Duncan if I could borrow his and he said so long as I set something on fire I could" the braces wearing girl said with a wide grin causing the others to sweatdrop. Beth then proceeded to start twirling her flaming batons faster and faster until they were a pair of flaming circles to the eye.
"Um are you sure this is safe?" Heather asks leaning back a bit from the flaming display just to be safe.
"It's okay I have been practicing!" Beth says excitedly before she throws her flaming batons high into the air "But now that I think about it I did miss the class on how to catch them after throwing them into the air" she admits causing the others to gain panicked looks as they dove for cover. One of the flaming batons came down fast with the group losing sight of it while the other came down a few moments later thankfully a bit away from them.
"That was a close one!" Owen yells in shock thankful to have not been hit by the flaming batons.
"Uh guys…the bush is on fire" Trent says looking off to the side where sure enough one of Beth's batons had landed in a bush and set it ablaze.
However before the others could comment Justin suddenly bursts out of the shack next to the bush and uses a fire extinguisher to douse and extinguish the fire. The wannabe super model then takes a bottle of water out of his pocket and rips off his shirt before squirting some water in his mouth and having a drop of it travel down his chest.
"Okay so I think it's me, Justin, and Trent for the competition" Heather says as she, Leshawna, Beth, and Owen all look at Justin in a daze.
"Does anyone else still smell smoke?" Naruto asks suddenly as he sniffs the air before turning around and seeing Trent's guitar case on fire with Beth's other baton sitting on the case "Um Trent…Your guitar is on fire" he says as the wanna musicians eyes widen in horror as he rushes over to try and save his guitar kicking dirt onto the fire until it's put out.
Trent gingerly opens what is left of his guitar case and pulls out his badly burned guitar only for it to fall apart in his hands causing him to hang his head in defeat and sadness.
"Oh god Trent I am so sorry" Beth says apologetically at having accidently destroyed the musician's guitar.
"It's…okay Beth it was an accident after all. Yeah the guitar meant a lot to me but I am happy that nobody was hurt" the musician says with a sad sigh.
"Well this is just great Trent obviously can't go on without his guitar so what are we going to do for a third act!" Heather yells in anger
"Chill out Heather it was an accident besides I can fill in for Trent in the competition" Naruto says with a shrug as while it sucked Trent's guitar got torched it wasn't the end of the world.
"Oh yeah whiskers, well what the hell is your talent?" Heather asks hotly as she crosses her arms over her chest.
"Ah ah ah now that's a secret, and you will just have to wait and see with everyone else" Naruto replies cheekily with a wink.
"Oh yeah right if you think we are going to let you risk us losing the challenge by keeping your talent a secret you are out of your mind" Heather says with a shake of her head and a scoff.
"Tell you what, then how about a deal. I get to keep my talent a secret and if I score any lower than a 8 out of 10 and we lose then I will be the one voted off sound good?" Naruto offers crossing his own arms.
"...Fine whatever but you better hope Chef likes whatever your talent is or its your hot ass on the chopping block" Heather replies with a glare.
"Oh so you think I have a hot ass?" Naruto says with a cocky grin on his face as he sees Heather's eyes widen and her face flush a bit causing him to laugh as he walks off hearing her sputter in anger and denial as he does.
(With Gwen)
The Goth girl was still sitting on a stump writing in her journal when she heard someone walk up behind her and turns to see Cody standing there "What you got there a journal" he asks innocently.
"Not that it's any of your business but yeah so leave me alone" Gwen replies with a narrowed gaze at the boy.
"Ah it's cool you're into the whole secrecy thing, I can respect that. My older sister is the same way with her journal and stuff, anyway just wanted to let you know we decided on who is competing and it's Justin, Heather, and Naruto, anyway later" Cody says with a nod before walking off leaving the Goth to her thoughts before she starts heading back towards the cabins.
Nearing the cabins Gwen spots the rest of the Gophers sitting around and then notices the burnt bush "I'm not even going to ask" she says dryly heading towards the girls cabin.
However as she does so Heather turns and sees her walking back with Cody trailing a bit behind her "Oh look weird goth girl is cheating on Naruto, if she wanted to cheat on him she could have at least picked a hotter guy as Cody is definitely a downgrade" she says with a snarky tone and smirk.
Gwen rolls her eyes hearing this, not in the mood for Heather's bullshit "Oh yeah Cody and I totally clicked a few minutes ago so I am dumping Naruto. In fact Cody makes me so hot that I need to take a swim just to cool off" she says sarcastically with a roll of her eyes before heading into the girls cabin closing the door behind her. A few minutes later she comes back out with her black swimsuit on and a towel over her shoulder and starts heading towards the lake.
"Gwen hold up, I will go with you. A swim actually sounds pretty fun" Naruto says, getting up from his seat and walking over to stand next to his girlfriend before wrapping his arm around her waist and the two head off. All the while Heather just grits her teeth in frustration at her attempt to start drama having failed.
However after Naruto and Gwen are far enough away the queen bee turns to Beth "You and I have a diary to find" she says narrowing her eyes and causing Beth to gulp nervously.
(Killer Bass)
The campers were all at the Amphitheater just hanging out or in Courtney's case practicing her violin solo. As he looks up from spinning the wheel of his skateboard, Geoff turns to Bridgette "So can you really stand on your hands for 20 minutes?" he asks the surfer girl.
"Want to bet that I can't?" Bridgette asks with a smirk holding a candy bar in her hand that she had pulled out of her pocket.
"Oh you're on" Geoff says with a grin.
"I'll take a piece of that action" Harold chimes in with an excited grin.
"Yeah that's like virtually impossible so count me in as well" DJ says looking up from the card game he was playing with Duncan.
"Alright boys ante up" Bridgette says before the others pull out some money and put it all on a crate. Seeing everyone having made their bets Bridgette smirks "Okay 20 minutes starting now" she says before doing a hand stand and starting to walk around on her hands. However as she is doing so she passes Courtney and accidentally ends up getting her leg tied up in a hanging rope. As Bridgette continues walking on her hands it causes the rope to tighten around her leg and untie one of the stage lights hanging from the metal truss of the Amphitheater causing it to come falling down with a loud crash. Seeing this Bridgette quickly gets off her hands "Oh crap!" she says in a panic.
"WHAT THE HELL BRIDGETTE!" Courtney yells thankfully uninjured from having barely missed being hit by the falling light the same could not be said for her violin however which was smashed into pieces by the light. "You, you killed my violin!"Courtney says in shock as she starts to whimper at the loss of her instrument.
"I didn't mean to, there has to be something we can try and do to fix it" Bridgette says taking the violin and trying to rearrange the pieces together only for it to fall apart even more in her hands causing Courtney to start to cry as Bridgette hangs her head in shame.
(Heather and Beth)
Heather stood in the doorway of the girls cabin looking back and forth to make sure the coast is clear before looking at a nervous looking Beth "Alright you stand guard and remember, if you see Gwen coming warn me" she commands before closing the door as she enters the cabin.
"Oh geez this doesn't feel right" Beth mutters to herself honestly not feeling comfortable with helping Heather steal Gwen's diary.
(Naruto and Gwen)
The couple was sitting at the end of the dock looking out across the lake. Gwen was resting her head on Naruto's shoulder as he had his arm around her waist. "You know sometimes I just need to get away from everyone here. I mean it's like they're all driving me crazy…well not all of them" the goth adds with a small smile and blush as she looks up at Naruto.
The blonde chuckles at this before turning his head and is about to kiss her when the dock starts shaking "CANNONBALL!" Owen is heard yelling as he and Cody run down the dock before jumping over Naruto and Gwen and into the water. The resulting splash of water soaks the couple causing Gwen to growl.
"AH! I hate this place!" Gwen yells in frustration at the moment between her and Naruto being ruined as she gets up and storms off back towards the cabins.
"C'mon guys really?" Naruto asks his fellow campers in the water with a sigh as he rings out his shirt to try and dry it.
"Sorry Naruto" Cody and Owen at the same time honestly feeling kinda bad at their little joke of getting the couple wet after seeing Gwen's reaction.
(Gwen)
The Goth stormed her way towards the cabins to dry off and change back to her normal clothes after the ruining of her time with her boyfriend. As she neared the cabin she saw Beth sitting alone on the steps outside the door to the girls side causing her to raise an eyebrow "What are you doing just sitting out here?" she asked accusingly, finding it odd.
"Oh um GWEN hey what's up? I was just sitting out here relaxing and waiting for the challenge to start" Beth says oddly saying the goths name rather loudly.
"Right" Gwen replies with an uncaring shrug as he walks past the braces wearing girl and goes to open the door to the girls side when it opens and Heather is standing in the doorway. Looking between Beth and Heather, the former of which seems to be fidgeting slightly, the goth then turns her attention back to the queen bee "What were you doing in there?" she asks accusingly.
"Not that it's any of your business but I decided to take a nap for a bit to make sure I am well rested for my ballet dance in the challenge." Heather lies with a scoff as if she was really going to tell the goth girl the truth "Geez you sure are paranoid, keep this up and you will drive that boyfriend of yours away and into the open arms of another women" she adds with a smug smirk before walking past Gwen who glared at her back while clenching her fists in anger before she stormed into the cabin slamming the door behind her.
(Confessional)
"Gwen may have almost caught me but lucky for me she didn't and I am sure she is going to LOVE my performance at the competition" Heather says with a smirk holding up Gwen's diary to the camera.
(Amphitheater)
It had been several hours since the teams split to get ready for the challenge and everyone was now gathered at the amphitheater waiting for the challenge to start. Those who were competing were doing whatever last minute prep they could to make sure they were ready. DJ in his leotard was practicing some moves, Justin was checking his looks. Geoff was going over his skateboard making sure it was working great. Heather was applying some lipstick as she wore her ballet outfit. Bridgette was eating a bag of chips next to Courtney. Last but not least Naruto was just standing there tapping his foot as he waited.
Brigette popped another chip into her mouth and quickly ate it "Okay I know I am not as good, as you are given how you can play the violin and I can just stand on my hands, but I have a good feeling about this" Bridgette says with a confidant grin to Courtney who was looking nervous.
Seeing this interaction Heather decided to walk over and try to cause some drama "Bridgette, I heard about the accident too bad, but I guess you're going to get your 15 seconds of fame after all" she says in a polite tone that sounds totally condescending.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Bridgette responds by narrowing her eyes at the girl in the ballet outfit.
"Oh nothing I mean no one would sabotage their own teammate, unless they maybe felt threatened by said teammate and wanted to get them voted off to increase their own chances at winning?" Heather says with a thoughtful look.
"Hey! Maybe that's how you Gophers operate but us Bass have more class than that, we're a team." Bridgette snaps back angered by the insinuation
"Well then I guess you'll crash and burn as a team then too. Oh and easy on the chips wouldn't want to sink that surfboard of yours would you?" Heather states back smugly with her eyes closed before getting hit in the face by the bag of chips Bridgette had been eating given how said surfer girl threw them at her.
(Confessional)
"What a bunch of losers, it's so easy to manipulate them it's not even fun…Well almost" Heather says with a cruel smirk.
(Amphitheater)
Chris walked out to the center of the stage before looking at the cameras and campers who wouldn't be competing "It's the T.D.I. Talent Extravaganza!" he announces loudly before taking a moment to pause before continuing "Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa Talent Contest. Six campers are going to show us their mad skills, all the while trying desperately to not embarrass themselves. First up is the Screaming Gophers with Justin!" Chris continues before stepping to the side of the stage as Justin walks out and the Gophers cheer in support of their teammate.
Justin walks out onto the stage and a spotlight shines on him before he starts doing some modeling poses with a smile. After several poses he takes a bucket of water and dumps it on himself before smiling again.
(Confessional)
"There are two syllables for hot, Jus and Tin" Owen says with a chuckle "Man that guy is so hot I could just kiss him" he adds before his eyes widen in realization "...Because he's a good teammate d'oh why did I say that?" he adds embarrassed by what he said.
(Amphitheater)
Walking back to the center of the stage Chris politely clapped "Okay I have no idea what that was but dang you got some moves dude. Now let's see what Cheft thinks of them" he says before the two look in front of them to where Chef is sitting at a judges table before holding up a card with a large number 3 on it "Ooh tough break man looks like he wasn't a fan" Chris adds at seeing the low score.
"Posing isn't a talent, pretty boy maggot!" Chef yells angrily as Justin walks off the stage.
"Alright then first up for the Killer Bass is DJ now make some noise!" Chris says before DJ jumps out onto the stage
The teen spends the next few minutes doing his ribbon routine while the campers ooh and ahh at the graceful moves. However unfortunately for DJ near the end of his routine he gets tripped up by his ribbon and falls to the stage.
"Ouch that looks like it smarted, now lets see what Chef thinks" Chris says as he walked back out to the center of the stage and stood next to DJ as he untangled himself from the ribbon and stood up.
After a moment of thinking Chef held up a card with a large number 4 on it "Maggot may have lost it at the end but up to that point it was mildly impressive for someone of his physique" Chef says with a nod as the campers clapped politely for DJ's display.
"Well then with 2 acts down and 4 to go it's the Killer Bass up by 1 point, and up next is Heather" Chris says before stepping aside as Heather walks out onto the stage.
"Thank you Chris, now I had initially planned on doing a ballet recital. However in honor of and to celebrate team spirit I am going to be doing a collaboration" Heather says as she pulls out what appears to be Gwen's diary and takes a seat on a stool.
"She wouldn't!" Gwen says with wide eyes at what is about to happen in front of the entire viewing audience.
"Arashi caressed his queen's cheek as she lay under him, her bosom heaving as she took deep breaths in anticipation for what was about to happen. 'Are you ready my Queen?' he asked his tone sending shivers up her spine as she saw his eyes full of love and lust.
'Yes my love' was all Guinevere could say as he brought his lips to her neck and kissed it as he slid his claymore sword into sheath sending untold amounts of pleasure shooting through her as her…sheath…stretched to…fit..him…WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Heather says reading out what was in the book her face blazing with embarrassment as she finally realized just what she was reading aloud.
Chris, Chef, and all the other campers looked in shock and varying degrees of embarrassment at Heather's…act.
"Huh so that's where the rough draft of my next book got to" Naruto suddenly says with a raised eyebrow.
"This this this…is PORN!" Heather screeches in outrage at what she just read in front of the entire viewing audience.
"No it's a potential love scene between the main character and his lover after said MC comes back from his bloody battle against the demon king" Naruto states with a deadpan look on his face while suppressing a grin as Heather begins to sputter not knowing what to say.
"Well um yes Heather thank you for that…exciting talent now let's go see what Chef thinks of it" Chris says clearing his throat and trying to move on.
After a moment Chef holds up a card with the number 4 on it "The scene in the book was just starting to get spicy like I like it but I HATE SPOILERS!" he says roaring the last bit and slamming his fist on the judges table causing Heather to gulp as she scurries off the stage.
"Not to worry Chef like I said it's just a rough draft so odds are I will make some big changes to it" Naruto says from the side with a smirk causing the former marine to calm down.
"Alright then 3 acts done and 3 to go with the Killer Bass totally losing so far next up is Bridgette!" Chris says getting the competition back on track.
Standing behind the curtain next to Courtney and looking nervous, said surfer girl gulped which her teammate noticed "Are you sure you can do this?" Courtney asked.
Bridgette went to say something before her stomach gurgled but she paid it no mind "Oh yeah definitely, I'm great really" she says before doing a handstand and walking out onto the center of the stage. As she reached the center of the stage the surfer girl let out a large burp causing the other campers to raise their eyebrows in confusion.
However their confusion turned to disgust as Bridgette let out another loud burp right before she began puking all over the stage. She then proceeded to projectile vomit towards the other campers causing them to duck for cover "I'm hit, I'm hit!" Owen cries out dramatically, his shirt covered in her vomit.
Bridgette then projectile vomited towards her teammates hitting Katie and Sadie causing the BFF's to let out screams before they proceeded to puke on each other due to how grossed out they were. The surfer girl let out a final stream of projectile vomit hitting Leshawna in the chest before she started slipping in her vomit and came crashing down into it.
"Clean up in aisles three, four, five, and six" Chris says while gingerly tip-toeing out onto the stage making sure to avoid the pools of vomit, has hand covering his nose and mouth. "In the meantime we're going to take a short break to hose down the place and be right back," he says, causing Bridgette to groan in disgust and defeat.
(Confessional)
"Going home won't be so bad. I mean I can always work at the surf shack" Bridgette says sadly as she sits in the confessional outhouse after changing her clothes.
(Amphitheater)
After about twenty minutes of the interns cleaning up the stage from Bridgette's vomit and the campers who got hit by said vomit changing clothes everyone was back at the amphitheater and ready to continue "Welcome back everyone and sorry for the delay. In a strange turn of events Bridgette's Barfageddon Blowout actually impressed Chef earning the Killer Bass 3 points making the score a tie at 7 points for both teams…Chef your reasoning behind the points?" Chris says standing in the center of the now cleaned stage and looking at Chef.
"Surfer Maggot was able to vomit far enough that she reached the other maggots hitting them dead center in the chest" Chef said with a shrug.
"...Right anyway moving on next up for the Gophers is Naruto!" Chris says before stepping to the side so that Naruto could come and do his act.
The lights illuminating the stage suddenly dimmed, casting it into shadows and darkness much to the shock of everyone. The lights then started to brighten slightly but still left the stage in a shadowy darkness revealing a black piano behind which sat Naruto. The blonde was wearing a tattered black hooded cloak that hid much of his face in shadows, and a black formal suit.
Raising his hands he gently brought them down onto the piano keys as a simple yet haunting melody started playing (1) "If only I could fix the sky to meet me. If only I could fix my heart to meet at dawn. It's got a way of knowing when to hurt me. Oh, it's when the night is long." The blonde sang out in a soft yet striking tone full of emotion that shocked the campers. As he sang the fog began to seep into the stage giving the whole scene an eerie look before a slight glow of light appeared only to fade away as it was swallowed by the darkness.
For a few moments Naruto just continued to play the haunting melody as the campers found themselves entranced by it. "Backwoods lullabies, feel like a ghostly touch" he sang as little wisps of blue light like those of spirits appeared gently floating around him as he continued to sing "Roots spread all the way back to godless times" before tree roots started to spring out from the legs of the piano and slowly start creeping up his legs, waist, and chest as the the wisps floated closer around him "And it's got a way of knowing when to haunt me" he sings as suddenly the darkness around him creeps in snuffing out the wisps and covering the roots "Oh, it's when the night is long" he sings as the darkness on the stage grows to the point that the campers, Chris, and Cef can only see Naruto's eyes.
Suddenly the darkness recedes back to what it was, however the fog starts to get heavier again as Naruto continues to play "And there's a young one sitting at the top of the world" he sings before looking up directly above at the rafters of the amphitheater. The others also turn their gaze to look at the rafter and are shocked to see a figure sitting up on one of the rafters. The figure is wearing a pitch black hooded cloak and from what they can make out some kind of partial skull mask that hides the individual's features. "Counting down a clock, that nobody sees" Naruto sings looking at the figure as it lazily kicks its feet back and forth as if it was in rhythm to a clock "And it's got a way of knowing, when to taunt me" he sings and sure enough the figure looks down at Naruto and slowly wags its right index finger back and forth mockingly "It's singing, ohhhhhhh ohhh, ohhhhohhh" the blond sings and sure enough the figure sings it with him in harmony.
Turning his attention away from the figure, Naruto then looks at the others as he plays and sings "Earthquakes break and shatter, the perfect design" before the stage starts to shake violently as if it was being hit by an earthquake. The shaking of the stage and the sound of metal and wood creaking snaps the others out of their fixation with the figure in the rafters as they wonder how Naruto is making the stage shake or if he is doing it at all. "Ripped realities of broken minds" he sings as cracks seem to appear in the air amidst the darkness around him. "Towers, rise to meet and yet it's laughing" he sings as sections of the stage rise up forming 'Towers' to which the figure just laughs at. The sound of the laughter sends a shiver down everyone's spine as it's similar to that of the sound a crazed person whose mind has snapped would make when laughing. The figure then stands up and everyone watches as it takes a step off the rafter and they expect it to immediately fall to the stage with a crash. However to their shock the figure starts slowly descending towards the stage. Barely visible given the darkness is what appears to be two large black feathery wings on its back that gently flap, sending the fog billowing out towards the campers. As the figure lands the wings fade away and the figure holds out its right arm and the darkness covering the stage seems to be pulled towards its hand before taking the form of a large scythe. "Humming, "No, it won't be long"" Naruto says softly as he closes his eyes lowering his head slightly as the figure behind him much to the shock of everyone raises the darkness scythe. Before anyone can say or do anything the figure brings the scythe down onto Naruto slicing through him before he fades away and a golden wisp is all that before it's quickly consumed by the darkness. "Humming, "No, it won't be long"" the figure sings as the scythe disappears and it looks out at the completely shocked others before reaching up and removing its mask to reveal Naruto as the darkness and fog fade away and the lights return to normal. Naruto then takes a little bow before looking out at the others and smiles softly.
For what felt like an eternity there was total silence before it was broken by the sound of a clap. That clap was slowly followed by another and another causing everyone to turn towards the source to see Duncan slow clapping and gradually upping the speed until it becomes a normal clap and is joined by all the others starting to clap as well. The blonde watches as everyone claps for his performance with a few even loudly whistling.
"Dude, that was amazing!" Chris says with a wide grin knowing that the ratings for this episode were going to be huge after Naruto's performance and Bridgette's barfbombing. "Now let's see what Chef thinks" he adds before everyone looks at Chef.
For several moments the man just sits there rubbing his chin in thought before he held up a card with a 9 on it causing the Screaming Gophers to cheer while the Killer Bass groaned loudly.
"Amazing with a score of 9 points for his killer performance Naruto has all but secured victory for the Screaming Gophers bringing their total points to 16. That means that the Killer Bass need a perfect 10 in order to win or they are sending yet another camper down the dock of shame!" The host says with a wide grin "With that being said lets see if Geoff's rad skateboard skills can help the Killer Bass skate their way to victory" he adds getting a groan from the others for his bad pun.
(Backstage)
Geoff has a wide grin on his face as he kicks his skateboard up making it flip in the air before jumping to land on it…and snapping his board in half "Whoa, that kinda wrecks the ride" he says in a bummed tone scratching the side of his head.
"Now what!? We have to send someone out there or we're be sunk!" Bridgette says panicking slightly knowing that odds are given her poor performance and accidental breaking of Courtney's violin she was likely the main target for elimination.
"Katie and Sadie are horrible dancers, and still traumatized from being covered in barf." Courtney states as off to the side the two BFF's were holding each other with wide eyes horror filled eyes and rocking back and forth.
"Well that just leaves Duncan and Harold. What can Duncan do…well what can he do that's legal and allowed in the challenge?" Bridgette says before adding the last bit after a moment realizing that most of the stuff he could probably do probably isn't allowed.
"Ugh carve a picture of his own skull into a tree?...What are we going to do!?" Courtney shouts before she and Bridgette look at Harold sitting on the bleachers pulling at the back of his underwear causing them to sigh in defeat.
"Okay looks like there is a slight changeup in the final act as Geoff has been replaced by…Harold? Wow kinda throwing the challenge there aren't ya guys?" Chris says looking over to the Killer Bass who hang their heads in defeat as Harold steps up onto the stage and stands by a microphone stand.
The nerd proceeds to take a deep breath before he starts beatboxing and utterly stuns everyone with how good he is at it. After a minute or so of this he finishes and the Killer Bass along with most the Screaming Gophers erupt into cheers at his performance.
"WICKED beatboxing due and Chef agrees as you just got a PERFECT 10!" Chris says with a grin as he claps and sure enough Chef is holding up a scorecard with a 10 on it.
"Gotta say Nerdy Maggot for a string bean white boy you got some serious beatboxing skill" Chef says with a nod of respect at Harold's performance.
"Well put Chef and with that performance the Killer Bass narrowly beat the Screaming Gophers 17 to 16 which means Gophers you better pick your favorite loser as we have a date at the bonfire" Chris says before walking off as the Killer Bass cheer and celebrate their win.
(Bonfire)
"Props to all of you for an incredible night of entertainment. Music, Drama, Barfing you guys brought it all…and the RATINGS ARE GOING TO BE AWESOME!" Chris says yelling the last part excitedly and causing the Gophers to sigh. "You all know the drill, you get a marshmallow and you're safe…this week. But if you don't get one it means you are out and one a one way trip down the dock of shame to loserdom never to return." he adds causing the campers to now roll their eyes. "That being said, let's begin as it's getting late and I don't wanna miss my surf and turf for dinner. The campers who are safe are Naruto, Gwen, Owen, Cody, Trent, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth…" he says before tossing each of them a marshmallow as he says their name.
The host then looks at Heather and Justin the only two who have yet to receive a marshmallow. "There is only one marshmallow on this plate, meaning one of you is headed home. Justin, you reminded us that looks matter a lot. Heather you showed that you're definitely full of surprises namely that you will read erotic books out loud in front of others" Chris says with Heather's starting to twitch angrily at the remark he said about her. "That being said, potentially spoiling a major scene from an unreleased book to the whole world? Man that's next level messed up right there. Like on the same level of those jerks that went around spoiling the ending to the last Harry Potter book the night it was released" he says shaking his head.
"Oh please just give me my marshmallow already" Heather says with a scoff already knowing she won given how she manipulated the others into voting for Justin.
"Justin I personally think this is very very wrong but tonight hotness just wasn't enough and the last marshmallow goes to Heather'' Chris says tossing the marshmallow to Heather who smirks. "Time to catch the boat of losers brah"he adds before Justin gets up and sadly walks down the dock of shame to the boat of losers.
(Confessional)
"If that evil bitch thinks she is getting away with all the stuff she pulled today she has another thing coming" Gwen says with a smirk which Naruto mirrors as she sat on his lap in the confessional
(Killer Bass Cabin)
The couple knocked on the door to the boy's side and waited for a moment before Harold opened it "What?" he asked dryly.
"Didn't you mention the other day that you brought a red ant farm to camp?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Why should I let you borrow it?" Harold asked reasonably given he had no obligation to hand over his ant farm that he worked hard to make.
"We wanna use it as part of a prank on Heather…and I will toss in a couple candy bars I won off Owen in a poker game" Naruto says with a shrug before pulling out two giant sized candy bars from his pocket.
Harold looks between the candy bars and the couple as he thinks over the deal before grinning.
(Gopher Cabin 20 minutes later)
The door to the girls side flew open and Heather screamed in horror as she was covered with fire ants, had feathers glued on her arms, and a plunger stuck to her ass that was also covered in feathers, while stuck on her legs was corn flakes cereal making her look like a molting chicken covered in ants.
Hearing the screams from their spot in the woods where they were making out heavily with Naruto massaging Gwen's ass as she moaned into the kiss the two broke their liplock and smirked before looking towards the direction that the cabins were "Sweet dreams Heather" they both say before resuming their makeout session just as Lindsay arrives and giggles before leaping towards them to get in on the action.
End Chapter 7
END NOTE:
(1): The song I had Naruto sing is "When the Night is Long" by Shelby Merry from the show Final Space. I had a VERY hard time picking a song for Naruto to sing and the stuff to accompany it whic is the main reason behind this chapter being years delayed.
Anyway that being said I MIGHT end up editing the chapter later on depending on various factors but it would be a minor edit that wouldn't affect the overall events of the chapter. However for now its a wait and see deal.
One last note is I would like to extend a very heartfelt thanks to everyone who has stuck with this story for the last 6 years waiting for it to be updated it honestly really means a lot to me.