Wedding spoiler alert: It took only seconds for Lena to ugly cry when she heard Kara start to sing her vows. Of course, she'd heard them before, but not having expected Kara to actually sing them at the wedding, her heart shattered with love and sent a shiver of adoration throughout her entire body. By the time Kara was finished, she was crying too. In that moment, all Kara knew was that she loved Lena. Really loved her. And that waterproof makeup was a lifesaver. And Lena felt the same (on both fronts).

Standing before their closest friends and family on a private beach of Saint Tropez, Lena took a deep breath and she prepared to say her vows next. She'd never been so nervous to sing in her whole life. In fact, she'd never been nervous to sing at all. It had always come naturally to her. But here, standing before her soon-to-be bride, all the confidence she'd ever feigned came crashing down, and all her insecurities rapidly flooded in. Kara hadn't heard her vows. What if they were stupid? What if—

Their justice of the peace nudged Lena very subtly to snap her out of her trance, which worked perfectly but made Lena's heart leap dramatically in her chest.

Another deep breath before she finally let it out, and—

This is my love song to you

Let every woman know I'm yours

So you can fall asleep each night, babe

And know I'm dreaming of you more

You're always hoping that we make it

You always want to keep my gaze

Well you're the only one I see, love

And that's the one thing that won't change

I will never stop trying

I will never stop watching as you leave

I will never stop losing my breath

Every time I see you looking back at me

And I will never stop holding your hand

I will never stop opening your door

I will never stop choosing you babe

I will never get used to you

And with this love song to you

It's not a momentary phase

You are my life, I don't deserve you

But you love me just the same

And as the mirror says we're older

I will not look the other way

You are my life, my love, my only

And that's the one thing that won't change

Yep. There it was. Kara's turn to ugly cry.

Luckily, despite the 'ugly cry,' both women looked radiant. Lena had even convinced Kara to wear a dress to the ceremony instead of the tux she preferred (with the promise that she could change into one for the reception).

Then, before either even felt they had blinked, they were each asked the final question, and both said (of course):

"I do."

Pronounced officially wed, the two women kissed, embraced, and kissed some more, hardly embarrassed to be so incredibly impassioned that they could barely break away from each other.

Eventually, the JP laughed and said, "Congratulations, ladies!"

That was enough to shatter the illusion that they were alone. The two were quickly brought back to a reality where their friends and family were suddenly cheering and clapping at the commitment they'd just made to each other.

They changed venues for the reception, having had the ceremony on the docks by the ocean, and as soon as Kara appeared in her new outfit - a light gray tux with a baby pink vest and bow tie - Lena felt her knees go weak.

"Shit," she whispered, leaning in and placing her lips close to Kara's ears. "You look so fucking hot, Kar. I can't wait to tear that whole outfit off of you tonight."

Kara blushed, her mind instantly placing her in the hotel suite they'd rented for that night. In her head, she was suddenly being bent over the table, railed into oblivion, fucked on the couch, wrestled onto the floor and fucked again, and finally made love to in the bed. It was too much. Just as Kara felt she might faint from the imagery that Lena had unintentionally (intentionally?) conjured, Lena grabbed her arm gently and smiled at her.

"Whatcha thinkin', princess?" she teased, pecking her bride on the cheek.

"Everything," was all Kara could say as she reached for her glass of sparkling cider.

"Good," Lena purred. "Me too."

Alex, Eliza, and Lillian all made short, touching speeches about how the two had overcome many obstacles and were essentially perfect for each other, making he two women very nearly cry. The love in the room was immense, even from Lena's mother, who was typically beyond critical, and the newlyweds felt it to an intense degree. It felt good to hear the enthusiasm for their relationship and know that they had supports who loved them.

Then, the meal was served and they were all able to eat. Despite her stomach growling loudly, Kara found that she had never eaten more carefully in her life. The last thing she needed was sauce on her tuxedo.

Kara wasn't much of a dancer, but when Lena pulled her onto the dance floor to share their first dance, after each having a small piece of the wedding cake, she felt her heart swell. The slow dance was perfect, and she felt herself crying again almost instantly. This was everything either of them had ever dreamed of. But when Kara's tears abruptly started to pour more quickly down her cheeks, Lena noticed.

"Honey? You okay?"

"I wish my dad was here," the blonde sniffled.

"Oh, baby," Lena sighed, pulling the woman closer. "I know. He would love to be here, I'm sure. You look beautiful."

Having unintentionally overheard her daughter's words, Eliza slipped next to Kara and told her, "Lena's right. Your father would have loved to see you like this. But I promise you, Kara, he's here in spirit, and he loves you very much."

The blonde nodded, too choked up to speak, but as Lena held her closer, protecting her from her own sorrow, she began to relax. The next song was upbeat and fun, and Lena managed to convince her to bop around the dance floor and actually have some fun, lifting her mood immensely and reminding her why they were there.

"I love you so much," Kara laughed, gazing lovingly into Lena's bright eyes.

"Love you too, Mrs. Luthor."

Kara shivered at this, loving the sound of her new legal name.

"I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you, Lee."

Grinning, the brunette answered, "Same, honey. Same. And—" Lena leaned in before finishing, "I can't wait to get you alone tonight."

Blushing once again, Kara hissed, "Shh. Don't tease me."

"How come?" the star giggled.

Close to Lena's ear, cheeks burning hot, the younger woman told her, "Because I'm wet already."

"Oh, goodie. Can't wait to see that soaked little thong of yours on the floor!"

"Lena! Hush!"

Lena giggled again as her smile broadened with triumph.

"I love making you squirm."

"Well, you're really good at it," Kara pouted. "Now, knock it off so we can just get through this."

"And get back to the hotel so I can turn that pretty ass red"

"Lena Kieran Luthor!"

"Kara Astra Luthor!"

Rolling her eyes, Kara playfully shoved her wife and went to sit back down at the table, starting to get tired from the exertion and excitement of dancing. Lena followed and held Kara's hand upon sitting beside her, her smile never fading.

After saying their goodbyes to family members (both of them feeling anxious to leave), the two slipped into their limo.

On the way to the hotel, it didn't take Lena long to say, "I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married."

"Oh, God," Kara groaned. "Would you stop? I'm not gonna make it another twenty minutes."

"No?"

Kara shook her head, eyes shut as she leaned back against the seat, trying to calm her out-of-control hormones and rapidly increasing lust. Then, as soft, startled gasp escaped her as she felt Lena's hand rub over the crotch of her pants, her fingertips brushing the apex of her thighs.

"Lena—" Kara breathed.

"Fifteen minutes. Plenty of time," Lena whispered, slowly unzipping Kara's slacks.

"Lena!"

"Shh," the brunette giggled, pressing her lips to her lover's ear lobe as she slid her hand into the front of the woman's thong.

"Wait. Wait—" Kara tried breathlessly, but Lena's fingers were already working themselves over her clit.

Letting out a soft whine, Kara quite involuntarily lifted her hips to meet Lena's touch, and her wife obliged the hint eagerly, stroking harder and faster until the blonde was panting heavily.

"That's it, baby," Lena cooed. "Let it go."

"C-Can't—"

"Shh. Let go."

Letting out a cry that was as muffled as she could make it, Kara came hard, spilling her arousal all over Lena's fingers, only needing about four or five minutes to have reached her peak. Lena was an expert at this, but it helped that Kara was so incredibly worked up.

It took her several minutes to regain her composure. Lena, sensing that her wife was too euphoric to zip her own trousers, did the favor for her as they pulled up to the curb of the hotel.

"Let's go, princess. Time for me to really ravage you."

Letting out a soft groan, Kara heaved herself upright and managed to follow the celebrity out of the limo and into the lobby.