Pirate Plunder Panic 3/4

(Theme song - Pokemon Journeys: The Series ( Season 23) - English Dub Opening)

(Lacey's POV)

*Amy & I were currently standing on top of the cage Blaze was trapped in. Cream was holding on to Marine, & Bean & Bark were currently running away with the last Sol Emerald*

Blaze:*off-screen* The Last Sol Emerald was just stolen by a lunatic duck from a murderous pirate who demands I help him conquer the world or die. I'm trapped in a cage and my friends and I are about to be crushed by a giant robot squid. It's been a very tiring day.

Amy: Bean and Bark!? What are they doing here?

Lacey: That's what I'd like to know!

Blaze: I'll explain later. We must break this cage! . . . And quickly . . . Too high.

Marine: C'mon, Cream, let's lob in, grab that rock and show those dills what for!

Cream: Come again?

Captain Metal: I NEED THAT SOL EMERALD TO POWERR ME EGG O' WAR! NO ONE TAKES WHAT I TOOK AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE! YARRR! NEW GOLD PLATING FORR THE 'BOT WHO BRINGS ME THE SOL EMERALD!

*The robots sitting in the stands jumped out & started chasing Bean & Bark*

Pirate Robot #1: GET 'EM!

Pirate Robot #2 : YO HO HO!

Pirate Robot #3: ARRR!

Bean: You'll never get the shiny back, Maptain Kettle! It's mine! Mine!

*Suddenly, a green male robot swooped in, almost as fast as Sonic, & grabbed the Sol Emeralds*

Johnny: THANKS FOR THE LEGWORK, BIRDBRAIN. THIS'LL MAKE CAPTAIN WHISKER'S DAY!

*He flew up & out of the tower*

Amy: Great! Another pirate's stolen the Emerald!

Lacey: Just what we needed!

Blaze: He'll not escape! I'm ready, Amy. Break the bars!

*Amy hit the melted bars with her hammer & the cage broke in half. Blaze fell towards the Kraken, but she used her fire powers to drive away it's tentacles. She then grabbed me & Amy as she flew after the new Pirate*

Marine: That was a beaut, Blaze! You taught that inker a lesson!

Blaze: We must stop Johnny before he gets the Emerald to Captain Whisker.

Cream:Is he another bad pirate?

Marine: Too right he is. Cap'n Whisker and Cap'n Metal are like two rotten peas in a pod!

Lacey: Oh great. Another evil pirate, who's probably also fashionably challenged.

*We flew out of the tower & after Johnny. Meanwhile, we told Blaze how we found her*

Blaze: So the dolphins and these "Sprockets" helped you find me? It's a comfort to know there are still some kind hearts in this world!

Marine: Still a bleedin' mess of pirates though!

Amy: Why are there so many pirates?

Lacey: Especially ones with bad fashion sense?

Blaze: Most of this planet is ocean; lawless and wild. When I have the Sol Emeralds, I will send you two and Cream home. Then I'll use the Emeralds' power to end all of this hideous piracy.

Lacey: Well, I doubt that's gonna happen, especially with Johnny out flying us. And Cream is getting tired. Set us down and go on without us!

Blaze: No. I'll not leave you alone on this island. We must find a way to pursue Johnny to Whisker's ship.

Marine: There's a way down below! *she pointing down the cliff at Captain Metal's ship* Down there's the pirate barky that sunk me ship!

Blaze: Marine, be careful!

Marine: This is bonzer! I say that she be mine by rights! A ship for a ship!

Blaze: Please come away from there! I don't much like this high cliff!

Amy: Are you scared of heights, Blaze?

Blaze: I'm not scared! They just make me uneasy!

Cream: I get scared of the dark sometimes, Miss Blaze. I don't suppose you need a nightlight though, do you?

Blaze: I am not scared! *Amy & I both giggled. she then grabbed me & Amy flew towards the ship. Cream picked up Marine again* Let's go get that ship and track down Whisker!

Lacey: Ok, ok! Just watch the blouse!

Cream: Did I say something wrong?

Cheese: Chao.

*We landed on the ship, which still had a few robot pirates on it*

Marine: All right, pirates! Surrender now! This ship now belongs to the great Captain Marine! You scallywags look alive and set sail!

Robot Pirate #4: WHY SHOULD WE TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU?

*Amy smashed his head in with her hammer & Blaze melted his friend*

Marine: That's why, matey! Now HOP TO IT!

Pirate Robot #5: AYE!

Pirate Robot #6: AYE, AYE!

Pirate Robot #7: YARRR!

*The pirates got in position & we sailed away from the island, towards a red ship*

Blaze: Should we not come about into the wind for a better position in battle?

Marine: Oi! You worry about settin' things on fire, and let the captain (that's me) navigate this vessel!

Blaze: I meant no offense!

Marine: No worries, mate! All hands about ship! Starboard tack into the wind! Loose topsails and . . .!

*Suddenly, Bean & Bark came out from below deck. Bean wearing a Napoleon hat & Bark with a bag over his shoulder*

Bean: Loose topsails? I prefer to run a tight ship.

*We surrounded them*

Amy: Watch these two, they're trouble!

Lacey: Especially the green one!

Marine: What're you doing on my ship!?

Bean: Your ship? My associate Bark and I came upon it here at anchor, and by laws both ancient and immutable, we being finders, are now the keepers. The shiny loot in the hold I'd the only thing that can assuage my heartbreak over losing . . . The shiny. Alas for my beauty! Lost! Nay, ripped from my bosom upon the kindling of our love! Torn from my embrace by a fiend from the pit! I shall find ye! I will captain this vessel to the ends of the, errr, whatever this planet is called, if I must! Oh, brightest of baubles! Oh, glossiest of gems! Thou shalt be mine once more!

*I rolled my eyes*

Lacey:*in her mind* Drama Queen much?

Marine: Your starkers! I'm the captain of this barky!

Bean: Uhhh . . . Captain's hat. Helloooo? *Blaze then burnt that ridiculous hat right off his head* Who wants to be a dumb old Captain anyway?

Blaze: Amy, Lacey, please keep these two in line. We should keep them close by so I can send them home with you as well.

Amy: You sure you don't want to keep them?

Marine: Hard a'port! Gun crews prepare to fire! Ready . . . Aim . . . *suddenly, the Kraken came up out of the water in-between us & Captain Whisker* FIRE!

*Both ships hit it at the same time, but the cannonballs bounced off it. We then attacked it*

Amy: This squid is tough!

Bean: I know. They make for terrible sushi. So chewy!

Lacey: Hey! I like squid sushi!

Blaze: Nothing seems to harm this beast!

Cream: Oh, my! *she turned to Bean & Bark* Oh, Mr. Bean? I know you can make bombs appear and you're good at blowing things up! Please help us stop this monster!

Bean: I could . . .

Cream: That's wonderful!

Bean: If I get to be captain.

Blaze: Fine! You're captain! Now throw some bombs at this thing!

Marine: Oi!

Bean: Fear not, gallant crew! *he made a giant bomb appear* With this behemoth bomb, your courageous captain will level the leviathan and . . . *it squished him* . . . Save you all.

*Bark picked up the bomb & threw the bomb into the Kraken's mouth & it exploded from the inside. The force of the blast caused Captain Whisker (a fat red robot with one eye & metal parts that looked like a mustache) to drop the Sol Emerald. Suddenly, a very familiar metal hand came out of the water & grabbed the Sol Emerald*

Blaze: NO!

Captain Whisker: D'ARRR! CAP'NNN METALLL!

*Captain Metal came out of the water in a submarine*

Captain Metal: THANKED FOR DELIVERING THE SOL EMERALD TO ME, WHISKER! MAYHAP YE OUGHT TO BE ME CABIN BOY!

Blaze: I offered you mercy once. I won't make that mistake again. This ends now, you filth!

Captain Whisker: UPSTART SCALLYWAG! I'LL HAVE YER GASKET FER GARTERS!

Captain Metal: A SURLY LOT, YE ARE! BUT THERE'S NO NEED FOR YE TO BE SO CRABBY. *he climbed out of the sub, revealing he new crab feet & claw* LEAVE THAT TO ME.