The next day, since the motorcycle ran out of gas, they all had to go at it on foot. After developing multiple bunions and callouses upon their feet, Sam, Max, Rocky and Bullwinkle had arrived in Myannmar.

"Oooh, hey baby!" Max remarked to a tall Burmese woman in traditional garb. "My name's Max, but you can call me the man of your dreams…."

"Max, what're you doing, you don't even like girls!" Sam remarked, pulling Max away from the woman.

"Right, Right..." Max replied, then looked around. "HEY IZZAT A SWORD?! Be right back Sam, I'm see what happens when I shove that aaaall the way up my a--"

"NOOOOO!" Sam exclaimed, rushing over to stop the lagomorph.

Meanwhile, Rocky and Bullwinkle tried to get directions from some random passers-by.

"--You know the way to the Himalayas?" He asked a random man on the street.

"Nope." The man replied and simply walked way from the little squirrel, tossing him a coin.

"Ugh, thanks I guess..." Rocky mumbled. They didn't need any money but it was still a kind gesture.

--

Meanwhile about a hundred thousand miles in Eastern Europe, Fearless Leader was busy conversing with a few of his other assassins…

"SEENCE Boris and Natasha heff flu, I send een ozer peoples to do dirty vork FOR me!" FL exclaimed. "Say, vonder vhere dat narrator guy ees?" He scratched the top of his head.

"FEARLESS LEADER!" A tall, Russian-accented man exclaimed, appearing on a monitor in Central Control. "I find moose, sqvirrel, dog und rabbity-thing in Burma—I yam all set to KEEL!"

"Ah, vünderbart, Ygor, you may keel…" Fearless Leader replied, rubbing his hands together in a villainous manner.

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And so, the quest continued along the Mekong River. Rocky had managed to find a boat, and Sam had managed to tie down Max to a pole, upside-down, so that he wouldn't escape off into the rushing water "like last time".

"Say guys!" Max spoke to the moose, squirrel dog. "Either it's the excessive amounts of blood rushing to my head, or there's multiple objects off the port bow!"

"--GREAT DALAI LAMA AT A SLUMBER PARTY IN LOW-CUT, BOYBAND PAJAMAS!" Sam exclaimed.

"What, what is it?!" Rocky asked, following Sam.

Sure enough, the little rabbity-thing was correct, the four were now being chased down on water-skis by a number of men wearing black, skin-tight suits and masks, looking very ominous indeed.

"We appear to now be in a high-speed aquatic chase between these spandex-clad n'er-do-wells with delusions that they're going to obtain us easily!" Sam exclaimed, rolling up his sleeves.

"Shall we dance, Samson?" Max asked, whipping out his gun and doing the voice of a high-class lady.

"Oh yes, let's..." Sam bowed, taking Max's hand.

Together, the two of them proceeded to gun down the guys in black suits, all of which were led by Ygor.

"C'mon, Bullwinkle, we gotta help!" Rocky exclaimed to his pal.

Rocky raised his hands in the air, Bullwinkle prepared to do their old football maneuver.

"ALLEY!" Rocky exclaimed as Bullwinkle picked him up.

"—OOP!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, tossing Rocky with the skill of a football player (which he'd gotten a Wossamotta U scholarship for) into the air.

"He-hey Rockyyy!" Max cheerfully exclaimed, turning his head around but still punching a goon multiple times in the face. "SO glad you could join us!"

"Um, thanks!" Rocky exclaimed, roundhouse-kicking a guy to the face.

I"Wow that was actually a good one! Hey is your big-nosed, small-brained pal gonna get in on this action, too?" Max asked. The rabbity-thing then fired a gun in an assassin's very personal place, making him screech.

"Just give him a minute—" Rocky whistled loudly. "HEY BULLWINKLE!"

Bullwinkle heard that whistle and immediately went running across the lake, baring down his antlers on the guys and sending them flying into the air.

"ALRIIIGHT BUDDY!!" Rocky exclaimed. "QUICK! THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU!"

Bullwinkle immediately delivered a punch to the guy's face without even looking back!

"You guys ain't half bad!" Max exclaimed, cheerfully biting off a finger of yet another assassin.

"Uh...ditto!" Rocky remarked, a little unnerved by the sharp-toothed rabbity thing (especially since said thing now had a mouth covered in blood).

Rocky, Bullwinkle, Sam and Max easily disposed of those Russian assassins, especially Ygor. Surprisingly enough, despite all the explosions, punches and kicks, he was still alive!

"I vill RETURN!" He bellowed, practically submerged in the Mekong.

"Oops, missed one!" Max exclaimed, tossing a Molotov at Ygor.

"AAAAGH!" Ygor screeched like a little girl.

(*KATHOOOOOM!*)

As the boat drove away, Max gave Sam a quick peck on the cheek, making the dog man blush a little. Rocky and Bullwinkle smiled as well. Meanwhile, from where the explosion hit, bubbles began to pop up from the water, ominously...