The recap begins with the usual shot of the island from a distance. "Previously on Total Drama: Return of the Island." Hunter, Jamie, and Eli are all shown flying in their crafts to the zeppelin. Hunter is talking to Jamie, and then Jamie accidentally makes all three of them fall with by hitting his smoke machine in his indecision, making Eli crash into them. "An Epic air battle turned into an epic fail when Jamie's smoke machine sent all three of the boy's aircrafts crashing."

Iris is shown flying on one of the goats, then she's shown fighting Heather for the suitcases, after that Suzie is shown crashing into the windshield, and Regina getting her balloon sucked into the engines on the Zeppelin. "Iris tamed a goat and fought Heather to get back the million dollars. Suzie and Regina tried to help but didn't do nearly as well, though in the end Regina crashed the zeppelin earning immunity."

Suzie talking to Hunter earlier is shown then Eli is shown holding up the immunity idol during elimination and Suzie is shown getting hurled. "With a little push from Suzie, Hunter helped vote out Eli, who turned out to have the immunity idol, sending Suzie hurling instead."

Chris is now on the dock flying kites with Chef as he finishes the recap. "We're down to the final five. Who's going to the semi finals and who's getting cut loose?" Chris took out a pair of scissors and cut the string of Chef's kite, causing the man to glare at him. "Yeah like that. Find out right now on otal Drama: Return of the island!"

(Intro)

(Two lights pop up, the second covered in cobweb. three barrels of radioactive waste are shown as a camera pops out of one, another camera pops out of a tree with a tentacle wrapped around it, then a clap board is closed.)

Tell mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind.

(We move past the dock and through the campsite where Chris is lounging on a rat totem carried by Chloe, Indigo, Daniel, and Ellis. We go up the iconic 1,000 foot cliff and dive into the water, where we see Suzie surrounded by piranha.)

You asked me what I wanted to be,

(A hook comes down and grabs onto Suzie's jacket and she is reeled up by Percy, who smiles at her from his canoe.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see.

(Troy flies past the two on a hang glider which crashes into the forest)

I wanna be, famous!

(We zoom to the forest floor where Deon is weight lifting. Troy hang glider crashes above him. Deon looks like he's about to say something by Sara comes running past. Not one to be beat Deon races after her. He passes Destiny, who is sitting and enjoying the company of animals. A giant mutated gopher popped out the ground next to her scaring her off with an unamused look.)

I wanna live close to the sun,

(Hunter and Jamie are riding in a canoe, Jamie seems very excited and Hunter smiles, but they both become horrified when they go over a waterfall.)

Go pack your bags cause' I've already won.

(Haley is standing on a log practicing some martial arts moves, Hunter and Jamie fall on top of her and between the three's weight the log beneath them collapses.)

Everything to prove nothing in my way,

(Eli chuckles at the sight of those three falling, then he turns and opens the confessional Fang is inside. Eli shut the door and rolls his eyes.)

I'll get there one day!

(Chef is searching a pot of something a sickly shade of green he pulls out a pair of headphones and places them on his head. At the counter Iris and Court are talking.)

Cause' I wanna be famous!

(We go out the window to show Darek sitting on the steps leading to the beach writing in his notebook. Sara and Deon arrive with Deon in the lead. He begins celebrating and she hits the back of his head, annoyed.)

(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(We head down the dock where Sara Lynn and Alice are talking. Alice seems to be ranting about something while Sara gives her a thousand yard stare. Then it moves on to the end of the dock where Regina is.)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (N a-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(Regina begins to pose like she's on a catwalk just strutting her stuff. She gets hit with water and scowls glaring up at Chris who is holding a bucket while flies over her with a jetpack and helmet.)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(Chris flies past the sun, leaving a firey trail that takes up the screen, when it clears it's night. We move from the moon down to Suzie and Percy who are sitting at the campfire and smiling at each other. )

*The sound of the theme being whistled goes through the air *

(A pair of pilers holding a glowing green marshmallow his head between them by chef, startling the pair. We move out to see all the contestants around the campfire whistling the theme tune as a half eaten sign with the season's name on it is shown.)

(Intro end)

The episode begins with Troy setting some rope traps. "I can't wait to see the look on that sharks face when he falls for these."

The focus shifted to Hunter and Jamie on a tree breach high in the air. "So why do we need to meet in secret?" Jamie asked.

"Because I don't want Eli to hear this." Hunter whispered back. "This is the most private place I could think of, even if there's way too many cameras here." The focus shifted out temporarily to show several camera's hanging in the tree recording them.

"Jamie." Hunter took a deep breath. "I voted for Eli last elimination."

"You what?!" Jamie gasped.

"I know, but he's been taking advantage of you. Whether he knows it or not. So I think we should get rid of him." The musician said.

Jamie sighed. "Look Hunter I won't stop you from voting how you want, but I can't betray a friend like that."

Hunter nodded. "Fair enough."

The focus shifted to the ground just as Eli arrives looking up at the two of them.

(Confessional)

Eli: I didn't hear what those who are talking about, but one of them voted for me last time. Not only that, but they're so close even if we all made the final three they'd team up against me. There's no chance Iris will side with me, but Regina's not the brightest bulb in the box. Maybe I can trick her into helping me.

Static

Regina and Iris are sitting on the porch to the winner's cabin. The ginger sighed. "At this rate we'll never get rid of Eli."

Regina gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder. "Hey, we know Hunter voted with us last time. So all we need to do is make sure Eli doesn't win immunity and the three of us should vote him out."

Iris smiled weakly. "I hope so."

"Have faith girl! The villain always goes down in this show!" Regina said. Then she frowned. "Except last season I guess. Still we got this."

Iris seemed more determined. "Okay, I'll do my best!"

(Confessional)

Iris: Regina is my only friend left in the game! I won't let her down!

Static

Iris walked off and a large shadow moved over Regina. The Fashonista glared. "What do you want?"

Eli beamed at her. "Oh nothing. I just thought it was kinda weird you're still in the game."

Regina's glare darkened. "And what's that supposed to mean?"

"Just that all of Iris' friends have gotten voted out shortly after she befriended them, and you've been her friend for a long time. It's almost like Iris is setting people up." Eli smiled, the hopped away happily.

Regina rolled her eyes.

(Confessional)

Regina: Look maybe if it was the beginning of the season that'd work, but at this point I know what Eli's really like.

Static

Chris and Chef are standing in front of the communal washrooms facing the final five. "Challenge time! And since you've been abused so flagrantly today's challenge is a super safe fun one."

"Sure. I believe that." Iris deadpanned.

"Alice is breathing down my neck." Chris admitted. He continued to walk away from the final five as though to lead them to their next challenge. His foot gets caught in a snare and he is flung into the communal bathrooms.

Troy runs to the building happily. "Alright fish bait! One of my traps caught you!" He opens the door to the bathroom. "Wait? You're not fang?"

Chef pushed the daredevil out of the way and looked in on Chris. He winced. "I need two interns and a fire hose A.S.A.P."

Chris can be heard coughing and sputtering inside. "Alice has the nerve to tell me my challenges are too dangerous, when the crew she's supposed to be keeping in line pulls these stunts?! Remember your nasty challenges Chef? The ones that got the red light? Yeah the light just turned green."

The cook smirked and closed the door behind him. "I'll bring the pain!" He said punching one of his hands into the other. He then began to cackle manically as lights flashed and a thunderous sound played. The contestants are shown looking terrified, but as Chef's cackling continues they become unimpressed. The focus shifted to show three interns are making the effects. Indigo is holding up a sheet above Chef, Ellis is shaking a large piece of metal, and Chloe is flickering a light on and off. The cook gives them an unamused look as they continue to make the sounds. "Okay, cool it."

/

Each of the final five is standing at a poorly made kitchen set. Each had a frying pan, sink, large pot and salt and pepper. "Listen up dirtbags!" Chef began as he paces across the contestants. "I'm gonna push you til you break, then I'll take the filthy little broken bits and give them a another good breaking." He stopped in front of Iris' station. "No wimps are gonna make it to my finale. Do you understand?!" Iris rolled her eyes. "First challenge. The cook off!"

"Finally I've been wanting to show off!" Iris grinned.

Chef turned to look off screen. "Bring in the TD classic competitor!"

DJ was rolled into view by Daniel. He has been blindfolded, and tied up to a red dolly. Chef removes the blindfold and DJ screams. "No! Not here?! I vowed never to be back as long as there was breath in my lungs!"

Chef held a stack of papers in front of DJ's face. "Your contract disagrees, doughboy!" He turned his head to face the final five. "You slime buckets are gonna cook something tasty and this bag of mush will be the judge!" He gestured to DJ with a frying pan and turned to face them completely. "You've got twenty minutes to make a tasty lunch with whatever you find on the island. I believe in eating locally. Ready?"

Iris raised her hand. "Is salt and pepper all the seasonings we get?"

"Get cooking!" The cook ordered, slamming two frying pans together in her face.

/

In the forest Regina is pacing. "Okay, just because I've never cooked anything before, doesn't mean I can't do this. I just need to think simple." She continued to look around, spotting a bush and smirking. "Season one episode six. Katie and Sadie got lost in the woods after they stopped to eat blueberries. The island has changed a lot since then, but there might still be some mutated kind of those."

Elsewhere in the woods Jamie is looking around. "I have no idea how to make food out of any of this." He spots a giant snail crawling along the ground and smiles. "People eat snails right?"

Meanwhile Hunter has climbed up a tree. "There's got to be a bird's nest somewhere." He managed to heave himself up onto another branch and smiled. There is a nest of blue eggs in front of him. He grabbed a couple and jumped to the ground. "I just have to hope these can be cooked."

Iris is examining some mushrooms growing out of a tree that has clearly been gnawed on by a large rodent. "Aside from the glowing, these look like button mushrooms. Which are proven edible. Of course they've been mutated and a lot of mushroom varieties look similar despite varying levels of toxicity." She frowned. "Still this is probably my best bet considering the island."

She picked the mushrooms off of the tree and it fell revealing a giant mutant beaver. Iris smiled weakly and began to run, the mushrooms still in her arms.

/

Meanwhile back at the communal bathrooms Indigo is leaning against the outside and sipping a coffee. From inside we hear Chris call, "Hello? Someone give me a hand. I'm almost free." Indigo did nothing but continue to sip on his coffee. From inside the bathroom Chris screams and a splash is heard. Indigo pays it no mind.

/

Back in the woods Iris runs past Eli as he looks over some leaves. "Yeah, I'll just make a salad. Throw a bunch of leaves together and you're done." He begins to pick leaves off the vines above him.

A flash transition later and Eli has thrown all his leaves into a bowl. He smirks, then tentacles erupt from the salad and begin to attack him with a salad tosser.

Jamie has placed his snail on a frying pan and is currently scratching his head. He pulled out a bottle of oil and squeezed it on the frying pan. It shot green sludge out of it.

Iris is expertly cutting up mushrooms at her station. "These should fry up nicely."

Regina has arrived to her station with a lot of what looks like blueberries save for the fact that they are glowing bright green. She reaches into the station and pulls out a blender. "Chef said to make lunch, and I know a lot of people who just drink a smoothie for that. Seems simple enough."

A close up of a frying pan is shown and the focus pulls out to show Hunter is frying the eggs he got earlier. They have gray whites and green yolks, which gives him pause, but he shrugs and begins to scramble them anyway.

Back with Eli the salad is still beating him up. He hits it with a mallet and it withdraws into the bowl. He smirked.

Jamie is still trying to fry his snail, it keeps crawling off the pan. He grabs it and forces it to stay in place.

Iris has successfully chopped up her mushrooms and is now frying them in a pan. They sizzle nicely. The ginger seems relatively relaxed while cooking.

Regina's smoothie is so thick and viscous that the blender breaks. She frowns. "Well it's been blended. I guess I just pour it in a cup?" She takes a cup out of the station and begins to try and pour her smoothie. It sticks to the blender. "Come on!" The fashionista shakes the blender and it falls into the cup. "That's better." She turns to look for garnish and the green 'blueberry' juice begins to crawl out of the glass. Regina turns back and glares at the liquid, grabbing the frying pan and hitting it. It stops moving.

(Confessional)

Regina: What in the name of Gucci did the radiation do to those blueberries?

Static

An intoxicating aroma spreads through the stations as Iris plates her mushrooms like a pro. The focus shows the mushrooms up close, fried and seasoned to perfection. If one didn't know any better they wouldn't even be able to tell it was anything out of the ordinary.

Hunter plates his scrambled eggs, the whites and yolks of which have combined to make an incredibly unappetizing grayish green color. He shrugs.

Jamie meanwhile is still trying to cook his snail. He uses salt on it, but unlike a normal snail this doesn't not cause it to dissolve instead the snail grows even bigger. Jamie tries to hit it with the frying pan but it bounces off its hard shell. The jock falls over.

/

Chef counts down on his fingers. "Three, two, one. Spatulas down." He ordered. "Well dish it up cupcakes, move, move, move!"

The five remaining contestants all lined up in front of DJ with their food. Iris went first, showing her normal looking mushrooms. "Freshly fried mushrooms seasoned with salt and pepper.: She explained.

DJ smiles at her dish. Behind her Eli adds. "Toxic mushrooms." DJ screamed.

"Next!" Chef barked.

Eli held up his salad. "Here's a salad I made just for you!" The salad springs to life and Eli hits it with a fork. "Yeah it does that." DJ shudders as Eli moves on.

Regina presented her smoothie. "I made you a nutritious fruit smoothie!" The smoothie tries to climb out of the glass again. DJ does not appreciate this.

Hunter lifted his eggs to DJ. "I scrambled some eggs." DJ looked at them nervously. "Hey at least they aren't moving."

Finally Jamie showed his snail which his had managed to get hot sauce on. "Es cargo?" He asked.

DJ ,having had enough of being presented terrifying food, burst free from the ropes binding him and ran away screaming as Chef watched nonplussed.

"Well looks like we just lost our taste tester. Rule change. You gotta eat all of your own weird grub!" Chef told them.

Jamie, Regina, and Hunter all cringed. Iris looked pleased as did Eli.

Chef turned to the audience. "You hurl, you lose. Who's got guts of steel and who's going to blast the barf bar? It's a throw up throw down when we come back on Total Drama: Return of the Island."

/

The final five are all sat behind a large counter with Chef in the center. Each had their food in front of them. "Alright compestants." Chef began. "It's time to eat the disgusting crud you cooked up before the break. Whoever finishes their meal first without spewing wins the challenge." The cook chuckled. 'Man this is gonna be nasty."

The focus is on Iris and Eli as the ginger smirks. "If there's one thing I know its cooking. I've got this."

"Oh you think so?" Eli smiled.

"Three, two, one!" Chef said setting off an airhorn. "GO!"

The focus shows Regina first. She takes one sip of her smoothie and falls over. Hunter is next. He takes a bite of his eggs and gags. Jamie is next and his snail is escaping. The focus shifted over to Iris and Eli. Iris is having no trouble eating her food. Eli is having no problems either and he's eating at a faster rate.

(confessional)

Eli" Iris might be good at cooking, but I can eat anything. Quickly.

Static

Regina is shown puking, followed quickly by Hunter. Jamie is still trying to catch his snail so he can eat it. The focus shifts back to Iris and Eli. Iris has picked up her pace, but it is still no match for Eli's speed. He holds up his empty salad bowl triumphantly. "Finished!"

"Challenge is over! Eli wins!" Chef declared holding the couch potato's arm up. Everyone else groans. "That's why he doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars." Chef said, holding said collars up. He tossed one to each of the remaining four. "Challenge part two: I give you dork hunter!"

Chef pointed to a GPS device. The focus zooms in on it and we see the screen has a map of the island. Five red circles with the faces of the contestants appears on it, followed by another one with Chef in it. "The challenge is simple. You're the dorks, I'm the hunter." A red arrow points up into the woods and the screen scrolled until it reached a large red circle with an x in it. "You run up into the woods, I hunt you down. First dork to the flagpole wins and gets immunity. Last one to flagpole will be automatically eliminated."

The contestants gasped. "So wait? There's no vote?" Iris asked.

"Oh there will be a vote, because today is a double elimination!" Chef cackled. The contestants gasped. "So if you don't get that immunity, you can still lose even if you aren't the last to the flagpole. Pray that you make it."

Chef held up a huge bazooka as he continued. "Before the dork hunter blasts you into a whole new dimension of pain." He holds up a large can with a picture of Chef's face and a plate of spaghetti and meatballs superimposed over a fiery background on it and loads it into the bazooka. "Rocket propelled spaghetti cannon featuring my own special Hatchet's in your face extra spicy spaghetti. Dinner is served." He shot off the bazooka. "In your face!" A large meatball is launched directly at Ellis who slams into a rock wall.

"That burns somethin' fierce!" The mechanic remarked in pain.

"Chef chuckled. "Spicy. You got twenty minutes to run, hide, and say your prayers. Now move out!" He ordered as he shot off yet another meatball. The contestants complied.

/

Back with Chris in the communal bathrooms Indigo, Chloe, and Sara Lynn are all smirking at each other. From inside the bathroom Chris' voice said. "What's taking those interns so long? There's no way they could have forgot about me! I own them!" Chloe giggles and turns the spigot on the pipe. "More Sewage?! Help!"

/

Jamie and Hunter are walking through the woods. Jamie grabs his collar and is immediately shocked for it.

"Looks like they're programmed to shock us if we touch them." Hunter noted.

"Well maybe we can short them out." The jock said.

"How?" Hunter asked.

"Well they only have so much power right? Maybe if we keep trying to remove them we can overload them." Jamie suggested.

"Sure, but that seems a little dangerous." The musician frowned.

"I've got an idea." The jock smirked.

A flash transition later shows the two of them sneaking out of the forest to the boathouse. Jamie opens the door and begins to root around inside. Hunter looks around. Nervously. "If Chef catches us in here we'll be sitting ducks."

"Relax, I found them." Jamie said holding up two sets of long rubber fishing gloves. "Now we can try to take them off all we want and we won't get shocked."

"Smart. Let's head back into the forest." Hunter nodded.

Another flash transition and they are both in the forest with the fishing gloves on. They nod and begin to try and remove the collars. They shock and shock but thanks to the rubber gloves the shock is withstandable. Eventually the collars short out and drop from their necks to the ground.

"Let's get running." Jamie smirked.

(Confessional)

Iris: Tracking collars? I shouldn't be surprised.

Static

Chef is sitting in a jeep cackling as he shoots off meatballs towards Iris and Regina. "This is the worst!" Iris complained.

"I know! If one of those meatballs hits me my clothes will never be clean!" Regina agreed.

"We've got bigger problems!" Iris replied. Regina gave her a confused look as though unable to imagine a worse problem.

The two girls skidded to a stop before a trench. They turned as Chef aimed at them. "Well I guess this is it girl." Regina said.

"Hunts over dorks!" Chef said. He shot off the meatball cannon. Iris attempted to push Regina out of the way, but the fashionista was far too big for her to move. They both fell into the trench, with Regina just barely managing to hold on to the rim of it.

Chef chuckled. "Hope you two enjoy 'hanging around'! I'll come back to get you. If I remember." With that he drove off.

The focus shifted to show Regina and Iris hanging from the side of the trench, with the ginger gripping onto the Fashionista's ankle. "Regina! Can you pull us up?"

"I'm not sure. Maybe you can climb up me and pull me up from solid ground." Regina suggested.

"Good idea!" Iris gripped Regina's ankle hard causing the fashionista to cry out. "Sorry!"

"Ignore me! Just get up there!" Regina said. Iris nodded and slowly climbed up Regina out of the pit then she turned and pulled the fashionista up. It was a struggle, but they managed. "I'm glad we made-" Regina stepped out on her foot and groaned. "I think I sprained my ankle."

"Can you walk?" Iris asked.

"I should be able to, but it'll be slow." Regina sighed.

"Slow? But you could be eliminated!" The ginger got a determined look. "I'll have to distract Chef then." Iris frowned, then she smirked. "If Troy' traps worked on Chris maybe they'll work on Chef. You keep heading for the flagpole."

A montage of Iris setting up various traps is shown. First her rolling a log, then shooting an arrow, using a large branch as a lever to lift up a boulder, then setting a trip wire. When she finished she declared. "I'm not letting another friend down!"

/

Eli is walking through the forest at an easy pace. "With Chef going after everyone else, I've got this in the bag."

/

Chef is standing in the forest when the shadow of a contestant flits past him the bushes. He aims his bazooka. "Who's there?"

Several bushes shake in a row leading towards a tree. Chef shoots but very clearly misses. He steps closer in search of the sound, and is immediately caught in a net. "Whoever did this is going to pay!" Chef vowed. "Soon as I get down."

From the shadows Iris smirked and ran off.

/

Chef is driving around in search of more contestants. He sees a large bush shake and shoots it with his bazooka. A giant mutant racoon steps out of the bush and growls. "I might have been a little trigger happy." The cook noted as the raccoon shoved his head into the bazooka and shot it off.

/

Regina is slowly limping her way through the forest. "It hurts so bad." She shakes her head. "Work through the pain Regina, Iris is working to give you a sporting chance." She continued to limp forward.

/

Hunter and Jamie are running through the forest, Hunter is breathing heavily. Jamie turns back. "Hey if you want, I can carry you."

Hunter shook his head. "Remember what we talked about? You need to focus on yourself more. I'll only slow you down."

Jamie walked over and picked Hunter up bridal style. The musician blushed. "I wouldn't be able to focus if I left you behind. We're in this together. Okay?"

Hunter nodded with a small smile on his face. "Okay."

/

Chef is looking at his GPS to see Regina's icon. He looks up to see her limping for the finish. "Huh, I swore I left you back at the cliff. Whatever." He aimed at Regina, only for his jeep to drive over the tripwire Iris had set up earlier. A log swung directly into the jeep, sending Chef flying. He looked up to see Iris standing at the edge of the clearing.

"Picking on someone injured is beneath you! Your fight is with me!" The ginger declared. Chef shots off three meatballs at Iris and she ran, Chef began to run after.

"You're mine dork!" He yelled.

Regina heaved a sigh of relief as Chef left and continued to limp forward.

/

Eli meanwhile is headed right for the flagpole. "Well that was easy." He remarked as he walked towards it. He was about to tag it when Jamie and Hunter arrived.

"Hey Eli! Looks like we beat the girls-" The ground out beneath Jamie's feet fell, revealing a pit the two of them quickly fell into.

Eli blinked, then walked over to them. "You guys okay?"

"Yeah, I think if you reach down you can pull us up." Jamie said.

At that moment Iris arrived with Chef still shooting at her. Just behind her was Regina who continued to limp.

Eli nodded. "Let me tag the flagpole first."

"What! Eli!" Hunter protested. The Couch potato turned around and walked to the flag pole tagging it, the red light on top went off and a small flag with an E on it was raised.

"Now that I have immunity." Eli turned around and reached into the pit to help the other boys out.

"Hurry! Run!" Hunter said. At this point Regina was only a few feet from the flagpole. Jamie ran past her and tagged it, raising a J flag just under Eli's. The focus shifted to Iris running from Chef, she tripped over a rock, sending her flying into the flagpole, causing an I flag to rise.

"No!" Iris cried. She turned to Regina who was reaching for the pole… Just as Hunter tagged it, causing an H flag to rise.

"Challenge is over! Regina is eliminated!" Chef declared.

"I'm still gonna tag it." The fashionista managed to gasp, touching the pole and causing a R flag to rise. "I did it." She fell over.

Iris ran over with tears in her eyes. "No. No. I let another friend down!"

Regina shook her head. "You didn't let me down. You did your best, and I never woulda come close to the flag without you."

Iris hugged the fashionista, her final friend and sobbed into her shoulder. Regina smiled gently and began to stroke her hair.

/

The contestants are shown at elimination, with Chef in his Hazmat suit, Iris, Eli, Hunter, and Jamie all in row one, and Regina in the back row, indicating she is no longer in the game.

"Elimination time dorks! One of you will be joining Regina in the hurl of shame, but it won't be Eli because he has immunity. " Chef explained.

Iris is staring at the ground in resignation but she still has enough in her to say. "I hope he chokes on it."

"Zip it!" Chef ordered, holding up several small cards. "Now to the votes. One vote for Iris, one vote for Jamie, another vote for Iris, and the final vote goes to…" Chef held the moment as the focus shifted to a confidant happy Jamie and a quietly resigned Iris. It switched between two three times and then Chef said. "Jamie! It's a tie!"

Hunter, Iris and Jamie all gasped. "But how? We were all voting for Iris, right?" Jamie said.

Hunter began to tremble with anger. "Jamie's been loyal to you this whole time and you vote for him?!"

Eli's happy grin did not leave his face. "Well if you both made it to the final three you'd team up against me, so knowing Iris would vote for Jamie because he's loyal to me I voted for him."

"Eli! You voted for me? Not cool!" Jamie yelled, looking angrier than he'd ever been. "I trusted you!"

"Relax, you might win the tiebreaker." Eli shrugged.

"No I won't," Jamie turned to Iris. "You've been trying to take him down this whole time, and I won't be the reason you don't." He faced Chef "I forfeit the tiebreaker!"

"But-" Hunter gasped.

"Works for me. I didn't know what to make the tiebreaker anyway." Chef shrugged.

(Confessional)

Iris: I can't believe I'm still in.(She gains a determined look.) For the sake of everyone Eli's screwed over I will take him down!

Static

Jamie: I can't believe he was using me this entire time!

Static

Eli: (looking smug) What? It's just strategy.

Static'

Hunter: I can't believe he's leaving.

Static

Regina and Jamie are both in the hurl of shame. Iris is facing Regina and Hunter is facing Jamie. "I can't believe I'm alone." Iris said.

"You're not alone girl. After the stunt Eli just pulled Hunter will help you. If anyone can take Eli down its you." The fashionista said.

Iris hugged her. "I'll miss you."

"You too girl." Regina smiled.

The focus shifted over to Jamie and Hunter. "I'm sorry I didn't believe you earlier." Jamie said.

"It's okay, I know you were just trying to be nice." Hunter sighed.

"I might have lost out on the million, but I'll miss you more." The jock told him.

"Yeah. Jamie. You- well you mean a lot to me." Hunter whispered. "And I don't know how to tell you, so I'll just show you."

Jamie looked at Hunter in confusion as the musician cupped his face. Then Hunter kissed him. Jamie's eyes widened in shock then slowly closed as he kissed back. When Hunter pulled away Jamie gasped. "I thought you were still hung up on Kyle."

Hunter smiled. "I might not be over him, in fact, I don't think I ever will be, but you make me want to try again."

The focus shifted to Chef, who is bawling his eyes out into a tissue. "It's so beautiful!"

"Enough mush!" A familiar voice said as Chris landed on the dock with his jetpack. "This is a half hour show!" He said and he set off the hurl of shame, sending both Regina and Jamie flying off.

"Chris, good to have you back man." Chef said

"It's good to be back." Chris smirked, he turned to the audience to close out the episode. "We're down to our final three. Who will be hurled? Who will make the finale? And how much will they hurt each other to get there? Find out next time on Total Drama: Return of the Island."

A/N: And so Regina and Jamie go. I always intended Eli to be the final villain and I've always had a clear plot in mind for both Hunter and Iris. Plots that I knew were gonna take the whole season. Hunter's plot was about him learning to deal with his loss and move forward. I knew Hunter and Jamie would be main ship from the beginning, and I knew with Hunter's backstory that they would need a lot of work before it could happen. So I set them up in an alliance with Eli so they'd be safer from elimination. As for Iris her plotline is all about her learning how much other people matter to her in spite of how stressed she is. I also knew she'd be the one with the biggest rivalry to Eli. With her losing Regina this episode she's more determined than ever to take down Eli.

Anyway only two more challenges left. We're headed for the semifinals people!