A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

[Note: This takes place post-FusionFall Infinite]

The Warper News Network (the series)

November 2022

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative, idiotically liberal, and we continue to not bend to being woke like those putzes in certain fandoms. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our questionable outlook! Here's November 2022, where you probably have either committed to or failed No Nut November. Here's Bulma and Chi-Chi."

The light shined onto set where Bulma and Chi-Chi were in playboy bunny outfits much to Chi-Chi's annoyance.

"Why are we wearing these again?" Chi-Chi asked.

"It's because someone out there is about to fail NNN." Bulma said before greeting the audience. "But in more urgent news, Rendo Nexus, the PMC infamous for declaring war against several factions has been branded as a terrorist organization after an ecological disaster occurred on CN-Zen Kuro of the nuclear kind. The estimate value in damage to environment is in the hundreds of millions near…the billion territory."

"There's also the exposure of illegal parasite experimentation which it was revealed RN had been gathering the X Parasite from the Metroid Universe to infuse with warper energy to make clones. Considering X Parasites are already dangerous without it, it's been banned for use for experimentation since Metroid Fusion's debut. Thus, the Order is taking imme-"

"We got breaking news." Goku said after teleporting in via Instant Transmission. "There was a major battle that just went at CN-Zen Kuro. Looks like Elvin Frost did the impossible and restored himself."

That got everyone's attention as they turned to him.

"He's dead…right?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Yeah, it was actually a close call. Looks like he had the Siege Perilous attached to his warper energy to warp himself a new body. I don't think they realized who he had body jacked. They claim it's Goku Black…but it's not him." Goku said thoughtfully. "The power structure's different looking to be from the Heroes strain of Dragon Ball Universes."

That got shudders down their spines.

"But regardless of that, I do have a statement from the President." Goku said getting out the device he used to record.

"What did she say?" Chi-Chi asked.

Goku simply played the recording.

"We, the people of the Neo Kuro Universe, are a hardy bunch. One could call us misfits from dozens of other worlds, but we came together when our old worlds fell. It's not perfect but we'll fight to protect it, no matter what. With the damage to the planet, this has caused a resurgence of Fusion Monsters, thankfully, no Fuse. These recent events have made me realize what's important and what it means to be a leader. So I will work personally alongside our forces to rebuild. I have also decided on rescinding the burn notices that I foolishly made on LaNico and his associates. I may have to deal with the Japanese Prime Minister, but I don't care…they were my citizens and I will deal with them as I see fit."

"And looks like Mirai Studios is wrapping up one of their long runners, it feels like the end of an era." Chi-Chi said before looking through other news to speak of. "Ugh…there's some protestors throwing food at paintings to protest oil spills."

"Why would you waste food for that? That could have fed someone who was hungry." Goku said before walking off sourly. "What was does throwing food have to do with oil spills?!"

"And let that sink in that Goku's asking the same questions as you…but do we have any news that isn't going to want to make want to question humanity? Well no…Disney announced it wants to keep making garbage disguised as "progressive" media for 100 more years. And they want to do a remake of Hercules…using TikTok as an in-"

"STOP. JUST STOP." Bulma screamed. "Please tell me that's a sick joke."

Chi-Chi put up the tweet on the screen above them. Bulma looked at it and her right eye twitched.

"So you want to a movie that already had problems and wasn't considered all that good and make it worse?" Bulma asked. "I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Then again, if Disney was competently run, Kennedy would be gone, and we'd have no live action remakes."

"You want me to talk about pol-"

"So, we still have election deniers, that Walker guy who lies about the abortions he made women have, the homeless problems in the West Coast, the president fumbling about, midterm insanity…." Bulma said dryly. "Chi-Chi, do we even have any good news?"

"The price of hearing aids was brought down by the government and a lot of people in jail for small drug offenses focused on weed were pardoned." Chi-Chi said sheepishly.

"Oh, well points to the President for that." Bulma said with a sigh. "But back on the matter of warper news, it is apparent that Rendo Nexus was significantly weakened by the exposure and the explosion. A chunk of operatives for RN that were on Zen Kuro either turned themselves in, were killed, or were arrested. Those turning themselves in give up information in exchange for lighter sentences or even exile. I-"

Bulma paused in realization before apologizing for forgetting about announcing the damage toll from Frost's attack.

"Due to pre-emptive evacuation efforts, we only have according to our research about twenty casualties and scores of people injured at least that universe's America. Elsewhere, we are still gathering information, but what can say is millions…maybe a bit into billions of property damage was done. I would hate to be working in insurance right now." Bulma said before waving goodbye. "And that's all for today"

"Goodbye and try not to nut or get your nuts on your screen." Chi-Chi said shaking her head.

(A/N: It's finally over, FusionFall Infinite. Yes, I did rip on several things but it was the dressing to set up for future stories. With FFI over, I can take a break to relax…and kick up other projects I put on the backburner. I want to thank all my supporters and bid you a happy November.)