Back-to-Back Catfight 18
Lana Loud vs Lacey
Hip Battle (knock opponent off a platform floating in a pool three times, using only your rear end)
Kid or adult, Lacey hated Lana Loud. Always using tools and just finding excuses to be as dirty and rude as possible; how the heck did she survive with that stupid blonde girl?
Hard to say, especially as years went on. High school, right after, nothing was different. Lacey accepted her role as the "Alpha Bitch" amongst her peers. She was the classic type too; extremely beautiful, having it going on, along with being rich and, yes, full of bitchy personality tropes.
And yet it was always Lana that was more popular. She remained rugged all her life, even keeping the hat. She grew surprisingly tall as the years went on, and traded those overalls for shorts. Overall, if she dressed up like a lady, she'd be a popular one. Good thing for Lacey that Lana refused.
But there was one thing that kept her more in style with their peers. Yes. Lacey had everything, but Lana was kindhearted. She was cool for both boys and girls, and loved making people happy.
But screw that. Lacey felt it was due to what Lana was rocking "back there." She had a great butt. Not the best in her family according to official Royal Woods polls (that went to Luna, and yes, this was a poll), but still too good for a girl like her.
That can't remain. Lacey had to prove she had the better butt, and so, she pulled Lana to the side.
"Well, Loud, I think it's time we end our duel against our posteriors!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Lacey-lace, but sure! If it involves your butt, I'm all for it!"
"W-Why do you say such perverted things?"
"You're the one after my butt, Lacey!"
Gremlin shook his head. "This sounds like the perfect setup for a hip battle!"
Both ladies were told to change into something more... interesting. Both came out looking very flustered. The white shirts returned, only this time, the word "gremlin" was written out across the chest. Underneath that was the classic panties. For Lana, a nice blue that matched her normal outfit. For Lacey, a shade very similar to Katherine Mulligan's; a beautiful golden yellow. She looked majestic, and was so confident in herself that she kept her hair in a ponytail. Why was that big?
Simple. They were brought to a pool in the middle of the high school gym. In the middle of that pool was a tiny platform, enough to hold them both, but not perfectly. This is where the battle will take place, with the rules rather simple; knock your opponent off three times into the water below, but with one condition of course. Only attacks with the butt count. No arms, not even the legs, just the behind. A hip battle, so Gremlin called it. Lacey blushed furiously, while Lana felt excited. She loved the catfights, but had yet to participate. Finally, she can show off her strength!
"Well, Lacey, sorry if I get your hair wet!"
Lacey shook her head, removing the red cheeks and replacing them with determination. "Hah! You already lost, Loud!"
Both girls were lead to the platform on small floating chairs, and stood right in the middle of the pool. Lana whistled at her opponent. "Whew, babe, you looking pretty nice! After this match, want to go out?"
"Lana, really? Did you just come out of the closet?"
"Eh, maybe. I just like hanging out with people!"
Gremlin shook his head. "Remember, only use your ass. First to three wins! Good luck!"
The bell was rung, and the fight began. Both girls took a deep breath, and slightly angled their bodies, getting their rear end to face at their opponent. Lacey made a grunt, and started the attack, hopping a little bit and hitting Lana. The blow was rather shocking, almost knocking Lana off immediately. The blonde had to admit, Lacey was stronger than she let on. Guess ir was time to prove herself! She giggled, and hopped quickly over to her opponent. Lacey got stunned as she felt Lana's ass hit her repeatedly, almost falling down into the water. "Oh no you don't!" She shouted, "Your ass is pathetic!"
Lacey bent forward, before suddenly shooting her butt right into Lana. That should've won the duel, but unfortunately for Lacey, Lana was quick on her feet. She did the same thing Lacey did, bend herself forward with her stomach sticking out, and once Lacey finished her attack, Lana giggled and shot her butt back her way. Lacey was caught off guard and got bumped furiously, making her footing fall apart, and dropping her into the water with a girlish scream.
"No! My hair!" She at first complained, before realizing just how thin the white shirt really was. Oh, don't get me wrong, Lacey loved the attention she got from all glamorizing her body, but to be exposed without her permission? Not allowed. So when she looked down and saw her own boobs covered by a yellow bra just leaking through her wet shirt, she got even more mad.
"Oh hell no, this... this is not right! Lana, you're gonna pay for that!"
Lana shrugged, hiding her nosebleed. "I can't help having a strong butt! Besides, babe, you are looking fly!"
"Stop calling me babe!"
Lacey was helped back on, and this time, she had her arms covering her boobs. Along with shivering, all the cameras were catching her too much, but she wasn't gonna let humiliation defeat her. "Ring the bell, I'm ready!"
The battle was on again. This time, Lacey went for the kill quickly, constantly smacking Lana's butt. Lana gulped as her footing constantly faltered, so she had to change tactics, quickly spinning around the platform, to the point that her opponent and her switched sides. She saw Lana growing tired, but somehow the blonde remained. "No fair! Just fall already, dweeb!"
Lana knew that was about to happen, so she had to be smart. Falling into water sounded honestly fun, but she wasn't willing to lose her first catfight. As such, she held her breath, puffed out her cheeks, and waited for each attack from her opponent. Yes, each one landed, but all of them felt weaker as time progressed. That meant that no matter how much energy Lacey had, she didn't have the energy to support it.
Meaning... an opening was right there. One attack, two attacks, three... and Lacey slowed. Perfect. "Time to wash your hair more, Lacey!" She cheered, before suddenly slamming her butt against her opponent's. Lacey was once again caught, and couldn't help crying as she fell back into the pool. Two points for Lana.
"Whew!" Lana cheered, pumping her fists, "I'm loving this! Smacking a cute girl with my own butt? Man, I should've done this long ago! Come on, babe, one more round!"
Lacey lamented her hair. It was completely drenched, with her ponytail falling apart, letting her beautiful hair roll freely. Another nosebleed from Lana; maybe she really was coming out. Either way, Lacey growled, and the match continued.
"I'm not falling again! You're so going down, bitch!"
Bitch? Isn't that a little too far? Lana shook her head. If there's something she hates the most in this world, it's a poor sport, and Lacey was proving herself as such. "You really gotta speak like that, babe?"
"Grr, stop calling me babe, you skank!"
Skank now? Oh hell no. Shaking her head, Lana got a burning spirit within her eyes. "I'm tearing you apart then! We're supposed to have fun, not break down!"
"Oh shut up!"
"Shut up? Shut up! That tears it!"
Lana rolled herself back, and just as Lacey charged forward, Lana swung. Lacey had no chance, and was dumped into the water for the third and final time. What a humiliating way to go out. Even Gremlin thought the match would've been far more fair and balanced. Whelp, the humiliation ending was coming, but he didn't have to tell Lana that. Instead, the blonde hopped into the water, and chased after Lacey with fury. Lacey screamed as her wet shirt was torn off, exposing her full body. Lana then shoved her opponent out of the pool. Gremlin was getting concerned.
"Woah now, Lana, don't hurt her now!"
"Shut your ugly mouth!"
Lana turned Lacey to face the ceiling, slamming her head on the ground. Lacey screamed, but that was soon stopped by Lana performing a rather lewd act. She sat on her opponent, placing her crotch right over Lacey's mouth. Her opponent squirmed, but was helpless.
Lana laughed. "Heh, eat my pussy, bitch!"
Gremlin didn't expect that language. Should he step in or not? In the end, he rather not get torn apart by the blonde. Lana continued to sit there for some time, Before she forcibly shifted Lacey's body, bringing her opponent's ass to the air. "Time to teach you manners!"
"No..."
Lana spanked with all her might. Lacey couldn't help but sob at the pain and humiliation, but soon that stopped. At least for a second. Lana then went for the bra, and quickly unstrapped it. Lacey screamed, before getting choked out by it. Didn't take long for her to fall asleep. Whether she thought it too much or just forgot, Lana left her opponent lying on her stomach, at the very least keeping her boobs hidden.
Lana shook her head and placed a foot on her opponent's back. "Take that, you dumb bitch..."
She left the room, leaving the crew rather concerned. Even still, why waste the shots?
CURRENT STATS:
LORI: 1 WIN 1 LOSSES
LUAN: 1 WIN 1 LOSSES
LUNA: 2 WIN 0 LOSSES
LOLA: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
KATH: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
LENI: 1 WIN 1 LOSSES
FION: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
BECK: 0 WIN 2 LOSSES
LYNN: 1 Win 1 LOSSES
GIRL: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
MAGG: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
LUCY: 2 WIN 0 LOSSES
CRIS: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
JACK: 1 WIN 1 LOSSES
RITA: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
RAMI: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
SAM : 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
DANA: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
SID : 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
STEL: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
NIKK: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
CARL: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
THIC: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
RONN: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
HAIK: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
BOBB: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
LANA: 1 WIN 0 LOSSES
LACE: 0 WIN 1 LOSSES
NEXT MATCH: Lori Loud vs Carol Pringley Bra and Panties Match (Strip opponent to win)