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The following story/fic/fiction/gobbledegook will contain just about any poor taste in stories there is. We are talking : Mary sues, Self Insertion, Out Of Character, Fourth Wall Infractions, Plot Holes, Cliché's, Random Insanity, Weirdness, Attempts at humor, downright cruelty, possible hilarity, confusion, poor writing, bad grammar, typecasting, wish fulfillment, instantaneous ressurection.

The Scene- A Fusion Power Generator

The hallways are sleek and silver, long narrow hallways stretching out incredibly far. Every few minutes a couple of guards pass by on patrol, it's like a secret government installation with security. Security cameras sweep the hallway in large wide arcs, slowly analyzing everything in its sites. A small indestinguishable shadow slowly pears over a box in the corner, taking in the site.

Little C- "Whoa, I never would have picked this place if I knew it was this heavily guarded. Oh well I'm here now, might as well get through with it. This place better have enough energy to do what I need to."

Little C puts his hands together and forms small glowing ball of energy in the gap within them. He waits untill the guards leave the immediate area before chucking it straight at the camera, disabling it temporarily with a static charge. Quickly, the little guy floats up and darts over to the otherside of the hall and hides within more boxes, so convenient those boxes just happen to be in strategic placements...

Little C- "Oh boy, this is taking alot outta me, gotta regenerate... I think this will take longer then I thought." I only hope Lunarian doesn't do anything he will regret...

The Scene- A Dark Room ( The same as from earlier )

Where once these meetings were calm and disciplined, they are now a solitary thread away from utter chaos. Members of the assembled group all frantically talking at once, trying to get out what they have to say before it is time again, time to go back into the torture. One member is noticeably more vocal and desperate then the rest, and this is easily seen from his constant shudders and strained voice laced with pain.

?!?- "I can't stand this much longer! You guys have no idea what this is doing to me, the pain is unbearable!"

?#?- "I'm sorry man, we are having a harder time getting any allies then expected, almost everyone is still insanely afraid of the repercussions if we are found out. I am working on extending our search into other dimensions."

??- "Stay strong, you can survive this, I know you can."

The previous speaker reaches across to place their hand onto the suffering one's shoulder for reassurance, but he flinches away in fright. The attempt to console only leaves two hearts heavy with hurt and sadness.

?!?- "I-I'm sorry.. I know you wouldn't do those things, but I can't help it. I'm going to be checked into a mental institution if this isn't stopped soon."

??- "Don't lose hope."

?@?- "Right, fight on!"

They all nod together and stand up, leaving the room with a renewed conviction.

The Scene- Lunarian's room

({({ AUTHOR NOTE })})
I can't stand purposely writing badly, so spelling and grammer'll be normal from now on. Just pretend it's crappy.

Lunarian- " I got just the idea for a followup to that last injury. "

Lunarian does a standard evil guy cackle as he ponders on the fun he can have with Tk today. Actually, he had a little too much reddiwhip straight from the can and his cackle was about five times as psychotic then nine out of ten sociopaths. If one could look real closely, they could actually see a small sweatdrop forming on the computer screen.

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{Takeru groand as he slowly picked himself back up off the ground, his sore and aching body protesting every solitary movement. Grimacing in agony after loosing strength in his arms and fell down face foward smashing his already brutalized face into the hard granite,Tk again cursed himself for getting out of bed this day. Suddenly it started pouring ran hard, a torrential downpour upon his body. Water seeping through his clothing and soaking to the bones. As he lie there gathering energy to rise, he didn't know how long, an hour-two-more?, his only companion the steady fall of rain.}

{Finally Tk felt ready to get up. Bracing his arms on the ground, he pushed up and weakly got on his knees looking up once more. A mistake, the gravel and dirt on his mouth mixed with rain and blood, dust and grime washed down from top of his hair and into his eyes. Tk shut his eyes quick but was too slow and the dust passed into his eyes. Immediately burning irritation assaulted his senses and he cried out loud in pain. Through tear filled eyes he searched for a nearby place to wash out his eyes, anything to cease the burning. It seems lady luck had finally shined on him, across the street was a gas station.}

{Blearily stumbling in a hop skip jump as fast as he could, Tk raced to the stations restroom only to find it locked. Cursing inwardly, he ran around to the office door and knocked quickly, dancing around in impatient torture, finally a hulk of a man, arms a foot thick had they been an inch, opened up. "Whad'ya want?", he said in a boom. Tk had faced down fearsome beasts without blinking, but this just wasn't his day. Tired, beaten, grungy and in pain, lessened his resolve as he felt quite small just then. "Please, I need to use your restroom!", begged Tk.}

{"Sure kid, here y'go", said the man, who if nametags are to be trusted was called 'Bucky'. Bucky handed over a cinder block, a pure 20 pound brick, with a 10 pound chain attached to it with the key. "Thank you sir", said Tk, trying to hurry things along to faster end the searing pain in his eyes. Just as Tk was rounding the corner, straining to not collapse dead under the weight, he heard the guy call out in a snicker, "Hey kid, better watch ye self in there." Puzzled by the strange warning, he gave the man a look as if to say 'What're you talkin about?', to which he just laughed harder.

{Using the key to unlock the door Tk quickly darted in looking for a sink. The first thing he noticed however was a full frontal assault on his nose coming from the toilet, then he inadvertently got a look at what was in it and could barely stop himself from throwing up. Large, beefy brownish black chunks were swimming in a murky thick greenish yellow liquid, he immediately shut his eyes and turned towards the sink.}