Tittle: The Union Forever

Disclaimer: These aren't my characters, they all belong to Joss whedon and Mutant Enemy, Im just borrowing them for my story, don't sue me please!

Spoilers: None this is an Au fic. Everyone here is plain ole' human.

Summary: I was watching real world the other day and thought that I could turn it into a Buffy fic. So this is AU Instead of Buffy being on the show Real world I made it so that they just pick a bunch of people to live together in a house who are all different, they are not on camera, At the end of their 3 months they get all the money. Not the best plot in the world, but work with me here. Im bending the rules and letting more than 7 people live there.

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AN: The pairings in this story are B/A, S/F, X/A, W/T, W/F and later on G/C and C/D also with Joyce/Giles

AN: I would like to say a huge thank you to all those who took the time to read and review my story, that means more to me than you will ever know. Thanks so much, I love you for it!!

*******************Now The Story Begins*****************************************







Spike was driving one of those classy and stylish cars that the Ptb had gave them. As far as he knew, the Ptb were some secretive company that made people's dreams of life come true or some bullshit like that, he thought. Frankly, Spike didn't give a damn about them or anyone for that matter. To him this life wasn't any spectacular dream, especially now that he was living with these Characters.

As he made a left he thought to himself, he was not the one who left the bint there, it was That nancy boy Xander, he should have been the one stuck to pick her up.

Approaching the "Gavrok" he saw Anya waiting near the entry, it seemed she was talking On her cell phone. Stopping right in front of the valet parking, he looked up. 2am and still the lights were as bright as ever on the building, noise coming from ever angle.

Opening the passenger window spike yelled to Anya.

"Aye, Anya, over 'ere".

Hanging up her phone, she literally stomped over, and she had a right to do that.

"It's about freakin time, I've been waiting here over an hour". Anya barked while going to sit in the car.

"Not my fault, tis' your bloody roomies, that's who".

Well it actually had been a bit of his fault too, mostly because he left for Anya about thirty Minutes ago, after all the commotion was over, but decided to drop for some fast food along The way. After taking his time finishing the meal and hitting on a few broads on the way he set off to Pick her up.

"Xander Harris is so gonna die tonight". She spoke angrily.

"Don't have a problem with that luv" he stated.

"They made me do about a thousand dishes, probably even more, I'm just so not cut out for this type of stuff, people cant just step all over me and expect me to do things, y'know?".

"Well needless to say you did get the shorter end of the straw, all is fair". Spike said repeating Tara's earlier statement.

"Pfffft, yeah shorter end huh, after about trading with Xander a million times"

Spike had to laugh on that one, "Good 'ole xander".

"More like dead ole' xander".

"Here's whatcha do, we go home and you put your foot down, show 'em who's boss".

"Easier said then done" Anya stated.

"Well you got me there".

"I thought so".



After that they rode in silence, only for a short while, mostly because Spike thought he should Break the annoying yet peaceful silence.

He said the first thing that came to him, "So you feeling Harris huh?".

Anya blushed not sure how to answer but gave it her best, she turned to his direction and Gave him a small grin, he smiled back already knowing her answer.

"I don't know, he' s quite childish and talks and a lot, stares at buffy's breasts a lot..". Spike nearly choked from her last words, he never thought she would be so direct.

"Well you can join him in the talking department..er.I mean.you have things in common like starting interesting convos".

That did not seem to take away the hurt expression that crept onto her face.

"Look, sorry ,that came out all wrong".

"I accept your blunt yet short apology., she said rather harshly.

"I had just meant that at least you'll have something else you can enjoy besides talking sex and those such thing." He laughed.

Anya had to laugh at that, mostly because it was so true.

"I can't help it, I like discussing sex, I find it to be an interesting topic, it's not my fault every time I bring it up everybody gets shy or quiet, if they are not comfortable with it, that's not my problem but there's." Anya said truthfully.

"I believe that's fair" he said sighing.

"Good".



Spike then pulled up next to the hotel, seeing Jack approaching them, he knew he was Probably was going to be the one parking the car.



"Here we are home sweet hell hotel". spike said sarcastically, getting out of the stylish vehicle.

"Aren't you supposed to park the car?".

"Nah, that's what Jack is for"., he said smirking.

"Well let's exit this machine already, by the way it is a nice one".

"Hmmm, Oh, the car yeah it is, but it aint mine".

"Yes, I figured that much".

"What's that supposed to mean"., spike was actually starting to get a little testy then.

"Nothing, just a person such as yourself wouldn't be able to afford luxury machinery as this"., Anya said rather bluntly.

"Now that's just 'effin ridiculous"., he huffed at her.

Anya was getting tired by then, "Is it really?".

"You're bloody damn right it is!", spike was now staring at her in the eye.

"Well what do expect me to say?"., she asked waiting.

"You know for a women you talk way to much".

"Look, I'm sorry for offending you and you're financial situation".

Anya gave a genuine smile and stretched out her hand to Spike.

"Friends?"., she asked.

Spike thought for about a second then reached out and grabbed her hand.

"Yeah something like that"., he said smiling.

Just then, a worn looking jack came up to them. "May I park the car now, sir?".

"Yeah, sorry mate, go ahead".

They both got out of the car and walked to the Hyperion hotel hand in hand, a smile Creeping up on both their faces.





AN: I hoped you all liked this chapter, it was mostly Spike and Anya but I did say this would be A long story so you will just have to wait for all the steamy b/a action, loll. I will be putting up more soon. So please tell me what you though, r&r. Thank you very much to all that review, I heart you all.