Muriel and Courage continue down the green brick path. They reach a cornfield and decide to take a break. Muriel swipes the sweat from her forehead and lays down in the field . Courage finds something laying in the cornfield. Its a scarecrow. It jumps up and scares Courage half to death.

Vindaloo: (loudly) Hello Stranger! Where are you off to today?

Courage: The castle of the evil witch of Maz. She's out to get me and Muriel.

Vindaloo: Oh there's nothing to worry about dog, nothing at all. She's never done anything real horrible, real horrible. Just uh... buried the cowardly lion underground...alive!

Courage: Ahhhhh!

Vindaloo: I would help you dog but I don't have a brain. I was once a doctor in this town, but the townspeople hated me. They said I would be better off as a scarecrow.

Muriel: Oh you poor thing!

Vindaloo: (singing) If I only had a brain... I could pay off my bills Count the correct pills Correctly use novocain And my patients wouldn't be fainting cause I'd have a better rating if I only had a brain

I'd marvel operations, surgerys, and complications. Find a cure for everyone. With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I'd be smart as the surgeon general if I only had a brain!

Oh I could tell you why...Eustace is so mentally challanged. I could tell you why.. dilly products sell so well. Then I would sit and sit some more

I would give the correct procedure, using only tweezers and make casts out of horse's manes. I would be a good doctor, not a scarecrow hanging from a stick of copper, if I only had a brain!

Muriel: Oh that was lovely Scarecrow! We'll find you a brain come on lets go!

Muriel,Courage, & Vindaloo the Scarecrow head farther down the green brick path hoping for answers...